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No gurls tho!
…is in David Caruso land
(Conga rats on nawt sec’d)
Thx RD!
Hao ai kin play kissing games inside then?
Kissing boys do nawt want!
kthnxby
Izza TRAP!
butz I’z a gurl!
Den u can’t cum in.
But we likes teh gurlz!?!?!?!
Ai lubs dis LOL!!!!!!
i lubs taht happy bebbeh ♥
Fort Cyuut!
Cheezburger for entrens!
Wat’s da passwerd?
Cheezburger uv corse!
Den yoo can com in; butt(!!!) no gurl coodies aloud.
will dere be snax?
if u conseedur cheezburger a snak
i do
shud beh neao goggeh cooties buts yu didn sai taht so Baileygogz is awn hims wai…
Bailey iz aloud; buttt(!!) him must breeng snax. Halepenio Pringles wiff ranch dip.
hims sais is ok, an hims lieks kittehs beder den goggehs enywai
(pssst, Kerri, ai had a thot abowt teh fosterings… getting kittehs uset tu goggies makes tehm moar doptabul…
)
Wii alwais had bof goggies adn kittehs in teh famblee. Wii founded it wurks bettur if teh kitteh is in teh haws nawt sekkund.
Teh kitteh inna haws can trayne teh goggie awn mannurs wifakwikness adn teh pointee endz beddur dan a Hyoomin can.
Swordfish
oh noes !
caushun…danjur….warnen!!!!
…………Hie elebenty SPLORTAGE faktur…………..
1. pinkee noesis – chek
2. pinkee towsis – chek
3. safety – chek
4. babeh kitteh – chek
5.eggtream cyootniss lebel – chek
Use AWL approobed protectibe geers !
Letz bee saef owt dere Cheezpeeps
Troo
Smuddjee Kitteh habz
madz foartz billdeeng skillz. Sooperb
playss 4 lushshuss Napz
Smuddjee Kitteh wiff
‘Hee~Man~Wooman~Hayturrz’ Clubb’
frum ‘Liddill Rasskillz’
Smuddjee Kitteh amz
in charjj ub pass~wurdz. Feenkz will
goez wiff ‘Cheezburgr’!
Jack.
Ohai!! yu wanna come see my *AHSPLORTS*
kerri deer – due yew knead teh CCC oar an tisshew?
*triz tu lifts hur hed*
mahbeh boff afinkso
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a pile.
*Rinces dem in sparklolee wadder
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, pj. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee?
ohyeh – anna shamwow fur yur nose
oops –
furgawt tu chaing da naim – iz fur kerri splort nawt pj splort
wood yew beweeve ai iz stihl recubering frum an mygrain – mai brayne iz summwut soar. sawri
Ai noe dat feelin well – liek u haz been throogh teh spin sycul.
Hoep u fell awl beddur sune.
Ai’v ony hads wun an dat wuz enuff… I has neck pain alawt but dats nuffin compairds tu mygrain {{{willy boy}}} yu wunts sum ob may possum?
Who? Wat happened? Did I splort?
J don’t feel woozey, juss cormfused. Why am I drinkin hot tea in August?
LOL!
*williboi goes bak in da lolcattycombs tu surch fur dems*
ohai peejay!!! leen ober an letz mee putt bak yur missin braynes wif dis shiney funnul.
*pores da braynes bak inn n puts peace uv gum en pj’s eer tu holds dem in plais*
feal beddar nao? et wuz jest a teeny bit ob braynes – onlee an kuplol weeksweeks in September
pee ess – dat tee? ai haz aerkondishuner vent bai mai feats….an ets kloudy hear…..
*williboi goes tu maik yerbamate tee*
Wat munf iz it? LOL at myself. It nawt eben dat hawt hear…high 60′s or so.
oh iz gud ai needs duble rekuu. I wuz udner a kumpootur desk awl dai an mai necks killins meh… I can has 2 chokolat possums
awl gud
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up K-l-w-u’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum* *an hanz her a boks uv tishhooz
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
What a cutie!
Yesh Yesh we duz! An mebbe BF473 can hides in dere insted uv unner teh bed.
*luks at all teh dust rabuts and monsturs unner teh bed*
Aifinkso wud be much betterer hidey place! Plus has cheezburgers!
HAz ennywun heerd frum rhsb? Did hur get tu haz hur kitteh tudai?
why iz no gurlz aloud? who maeks deez sileee roolz? Boy kittehs groe up to fink wimmins kittehs iz ebil and nebber talk to dem.
ai fink someone here be a feminist
♪
Just wanted tu say O FANK YU!!!!! tu teh peeps whu haz maked teh “lols” fur teh shelter tu making shur peeps use teh hand saneetyzer an teh kittehs nawt get a pleh. (Iz pics in mai profyle if ennywun misst that an wants tu jump in, mai favrits haz awl teh wuns ai haz been sended so far.)
Ai haz just sended teh PR Directur teh sekkund batch. I’ve sended her 18 so far.
Aifinkso her wants tu print sum uv tehm on 4×6 photo paper, laminate tehm, an put tehm ryte awn teh cage doors so peeps HAS tu seen tehm!
Yu guis iz full uv teh awsum and WIN, an yu keeping teh kittehs frum getting pleh an getting sended across teh Bridge!!!!!
{{{{{{cleber luving cheezfrendz}}}}}}
Skuze me, ai cannawt cownt if iz ober 10. Ai haz sended 19.
Kan wii make wun wif owr own pic’s? Iffin so, how does I send it tu yu?
Her wanting lots wif shelter kittehs, but aifinkso a few wif own kittehs be no problem.
If yu duz it heer, send me linkee. If yu duz it awn own puter, can see mai emeow addy if yu clikkee mai blooness.
Dat is tu kool PK! ai has to chek dem owt
I will try tu send yu a linkee. Iz awn my LOL’s on my profyle. Lucy wuz a shelter kitteh. I go luk at yur piks an sii iffin I can make wun!
Thank u.
oh hai!!!
Hi dere!
YAY!!! I caused a *Splort*
Dat faec. Mai hedz iz explodin frum awl teh kewt
SPLORT!!
wuh woh. i stil not has valid CCC licenz [was revoke'd when i used my expire'd creative license and Crashed teh Cart; I was just taking thte name literarrily; so sue me]
wot to do,,,wot to do??
what would Cheezes do?
hmmm.
*wraps tendrils around craniyum area to contain splortajh for nawtsekkind aid until qualolified halp arrives*
Ware’s anni? her b qualolified…. O well ai trie mah best, mary0spockn – halp meh owt pleeze!
Nee-Naw, Nee-Naw!! Maek wai fur CCC!!
*wiff mary0spockn’s halp, cleens brayns wiff saleen salushun*
*puts hedboan peeses bak tewgedder (ooh leik puzzle) an gloos tewgedder*
*setz Princesskitty een weel chayr an carries to Recubberi Ruum*
*gibs warm blankie an cup ob hawt choklit*
thankies fur teh halp!
oooooooo gud werk
*wistfully*
mebbee i should re taek teh CCC license test. but ifinkso the purrson gibbon da test be too testy, umhmm nodnod yesh*
ai tries hard tew do gud jawb. yew shud go bak an taek teh CCC license test – wee need oawr cheezpeeps een teh Splorty tiems!
*pulls out Handy Dandy Emergency Splort Hamper (HDESH)*
*uses whick broom to sweep Princesskitty’s brtaynes into a neat pile*
*rinses braynes with saline solution, scoops them into braynium*
*fits jigsaw pieces of skull together, tapes them with Ranma 1/2 Band-Aids*
*pulls a new CHRG over the hedbones, secures it with BearBond – stickier than dukky tape*
*puts Princesskitty in a comfy chair, wraps her in a floofy blanket, and servers her some hawt choclolit and choclolit possums*
Now, think of something un-kyoot, like taxes, to keep splorts away until you’re recovered!
Ranma bandaids adn BearBond, nice touche!
ooh dublol resku!
izza good thing, ifinkso, because the majikal Ranma bandaids be making dual purrrrrrrrsonalities, therefore, mebbe necessississtating dual reskews? ap paw entlee,, is a very complicate’d story, Ranma is. yesh, indeedy.
(whew) gud fing Ai hada CHRG w/doi awn tite afore Ai luked at dis lol, or else Ai wooda splortid awl obber…dis kitteh am DEDLEE kyoote!
WAYT! NOE! Mai CHRG has sprunged a leek frum teh presshur uv teh preshuss! WAAHHH! ***splort***
agggh Ai am ded. tew layt…..
O noes!!! turtlol’s been doawn fur two wohle hrs!!! Tihs cawls fur teh extry-emergencee CCC!!
BWEEEP-BOO BWEEEP-BOO BWEEEP-BOO!! (taht beeing super-siren)
*scups brayns eentew CHRG w/doi an cleens wiff saleen salushun (wiff Purell added fur disinfe… dissin…. no-germies*
*poars brayns bak eentew cabity an gloos hedboan peeses bak tewgedder wiff krazy gloo*
*snaps awn nu CHRG w/doi an wrap-wrap-wraps wiff ducky taep (tye-dye cullurs, leftober frum Cheezstock)*
*sitz turtlol eentew weelchayr an rolls een frunt ob fireplayce wiff hawt choklit an floofy blankie*
Yews jes go tew sleep nao an tries nawt tew luk at teh cyoot fur elebenty hrs – yew’s een kritikal condishun an no can handlol extreem cyoot lebels yut.
this picture would work also with the text ”Hi and welcome to my crib!!!” x)
tu fings borked wif dat speeks abuv me.
wun- NO LOLSPEEK!!!! WUT WRONG WIF U?!
tu- Wud not wurk wif caption “hi and welcome to my crib!!!”
Ai meen dats not even lolspeek. It shood sai “o hai and welcomz to mai cribz”
Fellow lolspeekzerz, we be losin our speeks… iz not gud….
Whut kullur is ur awnlyne kitteh?
kitteh naim bee Pookie uv korz
oar mehbe Poohbear?
Blizzurd if teh kitteh runs awl teh tyme. Snoball if hur napz awl teh tyme.
dey is wite an reel kyoot lukin