
but i want to be lion
but dis kitteh awlredee haz teh part.
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but i want to be lion
but dis kitteh awlredee haz teh part.
Picture by: Chris Elliott with kitteh Nacho. Caption by: dragonbreath26 via Our LOL Builder
cheezes twice, izza lyun! kwik, get inna car!
owayt, noe itz nawt. izza cyuute kitteh be-in toartyurd inna kosstyume,
Conga Ratz awn teh tawp uf teh brayde.
Teh conga Ratz will pole dans dans dans fur U inna NB!
YNGs iz serbing teh martooniiz oar tees
fankyew WRR, shal wii bowth leed teh congalyne tew teh NB?
*dansdansdans*
dansec dansec dansec let get paaaartay staaaaarted!!!
ai fink ets an
moosegooze! frum kanadaawwww aise from kanata an i thin’ dat deh ar dangwous on woads. deh kill. watch out 4 moosey cat!!!
Yew hongks teh horn attit, WIL b inna car. frew teh winnsheeld!
Someone’s gunna pay fer dis!!!
nawt an herbyvore ! iz lyun!
Ai shreddz Ur Faborite Kurtins tunite. And hork dem up tomorrow nite!
*mase destwucshun?* plz no do it plzz
Dat will be teh festive hork!
I can goes tricker-treeeding?
Stoopee costoom shawp rund owt ub lyunz
Bullwinklol nawt feerse enuf!
Hey, Rocky, watch me pulla rabbit outa my hat!
AGIN?!?!?!?
Taht twick neber wurks.
Dis tyme fer shore.
Iz dayja voo awl ober agin! Ai jus maid dis lol las weekweekweek!
Hmmpf…. Squirrelol not fooled
noooo alloeen yetch…! dis ish mai parei !!!11!!!11!1!
Ohai, frenz!
I HAS KITTEH!
Dere be 2 pikshurs awn my profyle.
Enny naym sujjishtuns iz welkumed.
YAY! Fur rhsb. U getz teh seet in frunt foar teh conga Rats dans at teh NB. Wii will has teh sillybrashuns yes!!
Ai nawt can fink uf teh nayme fur teh kitteh. Watch hur foar a cupplol daze, U will figgur aowt whut hur nayme izz.
Hur haz alreddy egg-skayped frum teh carryur wunse, so “Dini” (short foar “Houdini”) is a contendur.
OOH Ai awmost furgitted…U want teh shaowurz.
* pulls aowt teh soopur soaker filled wif tekillya sunrize…aymes @ rhsb *
Reddeye!!
Aimez!!!
OH luk Fyremanz!!
*skwurtz *
Oyeah! **puls owt soopujr soaker filled wif ice waddur** Dis willhalp yu after teh fyreminz leeb!
**skwurts** PEW PEW PEW!!
And after the shower, yool need som foot powder!
*sprinkols parmesean cheese all ober Redd*
Now it’s a party! Yay, Redd and new bebbeh!
Fyremenz?!?!?
I lubs a man who can handlol a beeg hoze….
Oh, mii tu!!!
YAY!! happytayl dansdansdans!!
Oh, Redd, she is beautiful! My “Punkin” named herself. It was around Halloween, an someones said carva Punkin an she jumped up an sed: wat who calls me?
conga rats!!!!
yay fur yew!!!!
wut an beyooteeful kaliko babeh….das mai fabrit speshully wif dat nawt shortorlawng hare!!!! gnu kitteh WINS !!!
Hur iz floofy, espeshulee awn hur tayle. Teh fur iz so sawft. Hur haz teh eer tufz but nawt mutch toe floof.
howe awld iz shee?
teh nawt sekkund kitteh ai kin member frum mai chilehude wuz an lawnghare kaliko….ai wau mehbe 3-4 yeers an fur sum reesun kitteh wud nawt let mee neer hur
williboi wanz an kaliko babeh!!!!
Hur wuz borned awn 08/08/08, so hur iz liddlol ovur a yeer owld.
Yu nose, Princess Beatrice (Fergie and Andrew’s dotter) ov TTI wuz borned 8/8/88. Duz hur akt lyke a princess oar a Beatrice? Wun ov my dotters baby dawls wuz Baby Bea (teh odders wuz Chuck an Di)
YAY! YAY! YAY! Ai has such a happytale 4 u red!!!
OMCC!! OMCC! Hurz byootifulmus! Ai hazza hyooj jellus! Conga rats! Conga hammsturs! Conga jurbils! Conga mauses! Conga awl teh amnimalols! **congas frew teh rum** **congas up tu rhsb** {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
**slips gnu kitteh unner shurt**
Odeer, dini dismapeered!
Nawty nawty burdee!
U tryin to steel my kitteh?
**innocent luk**
Wut yu tawkin bout red?
**runsawaiwifakwikness**
Get bak heer, u theevin burd!
Dere’s no 5-tallin diskownt arown heer!
OH RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How bii da new kitteh? Iz her setteling in okay? Wat iz her doin?
Hur iz inbestigaytin teh noo playse.
I gibbed hur teh toor an den left hur to hur own.
U feeded hur teh gud gushifuds tunite? Adn Gibbed hur teh pillol tu sit awn?
I nawt haz enny gushifuds.
I’m a bad mommy….
Dini will forgibs U. Jus gib hur teh eggstra snorglol!
(Ai maeded teh lol fur U adn Dini)
Iz she following you yet?
WRr – Dat’s kyoot!
PJ – Nawt yet. Hur iz bizee inbestigaytin ebberfing.
I iz jumpin up an down wif xcitment fur yu! Figuratively ofcouse, nawt really!
U see hur pikshurs?
Nope, runnin tu luk rite now!!
Her bii a most beautimus kitteh!! I bii sending yu mylk rings in da mail!!!
She iz beautiful, eben Chikkenman says soo! I hazza big happi fur yu an her!!
Plz to mayk dem UN-YOOZED milk ringz! CC onlee knows wut u has dun wif dem.
Chikkin man thot hur wuz purty too? Wow.
Hyme thot yur bebbeh wuz da beautimus. Hyme granddad had a callie farm kitteh.
CONGRATS RED! She’s byootiful!
HEY!!!! An dere iz no “perverted” mylk ring use in diz howse. I nawt now wat yu an yur x were up tu, butt (!) we awl tu tired and hurt tu much round heer tu bii perverts.
She iz quite de escape artist..
Ohai red! Ai jest luked at ur noo kalico babeh kitteh’s piktur an SHE HAS TEH BEEEEUTY!!!!! Her luks so soft nd floofy!! Ai nawt named either of our kittehs. Mai bois took teh care ob dat. Dini is berry pritty. When mai boi yoinked our kalico he said dat he had to hab her because she was such a kyoot little Muffin. Dats how she becamed Muffin. It soots her. Whatever u choose, it’ll be right. Ai is soo happy 4 u!!!!
Sundae!
Teh kitteh luks liek an EYES Cream Sundae… Awl caromel and budderscotchy liek wif teh banilla eyezcream!
Hi, rhsb:
U habz goarjuss noo
Callee~co Kitteh. Ah lykez
t3h naym ‘Candee Corn’.
Cawngratchoolayshinz!
Callee~co Kitteh will lubz
noo 4ebber Hoam!
Callee~co Kitteh
habz t3h lushshuss Floof andz lawtz
curreeawssitee
Callee~co Kitteh
willz fyndz hurz Speshshull Playsez
wyle U arz asleepz!
Jack.
Awwww….fankyoo, Jack!
**SCHMOO**
Ohai Red! Shiis jus lubberly! Conga rats!
Yep! Wun purty kitth, dat wun. We has a kalico much like that, wif the semi-longish furs and floofy tail. Finks she’s Kween uf teh Yooniverse. Ai kan tell yers is areddy kween uf yer hart!
O moose lubbly kalliko u can haz! Dey iz teh clibber, 2. Ai noes. mai killico rememberx mii abboudit alla tyme.
ohai conga rats on new kitteh. Names? Dey wuz gonna call me eether Smudgie or Dixie so mebbe Dixie is a nice names…
I wuz neerly named Dixie which is nicez names
Watt a purdy kitteh! Needz a naem ur wii will haz tu sai, Whoo wuz taht masked kitteh?
u bawt teh rong wun.
I IZ SUPOST TO BE LION.
rawr
Kittehs sees kostooms an ses DO NOT WANT!
Mah kitteh haves a cow kostoom. Her haves a angry if hers is has 2 ware it. >:)
well atleest u getsa cow AND uh kitteh at WUNS!
Kitteh nawt belong in teh cheezburgur…Cheezburger belong in teh kitteh. Iz teh goldun rool uf kittehs aifinkso
Iz okay, Kitteh. I wantz to be manateez, but is stuck with office “dress code”, so must has businessman kostoom.
I sympathize, Kitteh. One day, Ceiling cat will make us ALL lions!
ifinkso wurk wuld be more fun if yoo wuz allowed to be a manatee.
Wun (pleh) plaes ai yoost tu wurk, anuvver wurker maedid teh mask frum lief-siez fotow ob teh boss, an caem tu wurk dresst liek him – wuz skaeree X 2!!!
Ai woard teh faek-furr pullolover, beeg lasee wings, mai bare-paws slippurrs, an dose deelee-boppur antenna fings, an ai had a majik wand wif a star an sparklolee streemurs. Ai tolld peepul ai wuz Teh Furry Godmother. Ai eeben
wackedtapped teh boss awn teh hed wif maistikwand teh cuppl ob tiems.bawt yur such eh kyoot moos!!!
Who you callin kyoot?
Where did you get that moose costume?
anywun who haz seen invader zim noes da moose is a very nobel kreeture. A ROOM WITH A MOOOOOOOOSE! XD
lol, i remembers dat wun!
i misses zim:(
Gudnite cheezpeeps. Ai hazta wadsh my gowst hunders. CONGARATS RED awn yur gnu kitteh bebbeh! Ai hope yu haz lottsa snorglez and lubbins tunite! Ai hazza hyooj happee fur yu an teh gnu gurl! Gib hur schmooz frum auntie burdie!
Fanks, PH!
Hur be inbestigaytin tonite, so I nawt know if I get snorglols tonite.
I will bigs hur lubs frum awl hur anteez an unklols frum heer, tho!
itz a trap!
(a moosetrap)
luff yur naym!!!
O, an cents nowun ellz sayed it,
THAT KITTEH SAYED ‘BUTT’! Hehe.
*snerk*
*giggle*
*chuckle*
ai has won kwestchun:
hao….ai sae, hao ddi dey get dis getawp awn teh kitteh? iz nawt possabul.
Yesh! Aim sir-prized nawt tu see pools ov blood ebberywear!!!
pore Kitteh wuz intu teh nipz tu much? Nawt haz enny NRG tu uze teh pointee endz. Woked up liek dis.
heer iz mai Joe, nawt likun himz futbawl jersee:
lazee linkee, adn den paj down eh bitt…
ht tp://www.catster.com/cats/696678
Ai jus LUV teh expreshun awn dat faice!!!
“Acceptance”
Yeh! Mah hoomins is crazee, butt (!) wut kan yu doo? Lees dey feeds mii!
(p.s.) – gotz tu zleep a liddle naow, see yu all laddurzzzzzz
nightee!!!
Frenz, I has a beeg tyred, so I finkso I’m gonna go to bed. Mebbe I will has floofy companee!
Fanks to eberywun who sillybrated/sillybratin wif me abowt my noo bebbeh. Y’all iz teh bestest evar!
‘Nite my deer {{{Cheezfrenz}}}
nite.
Came in layte… but (!) congrats on your noo kitteh! She is most beautimous. Hope yu an she will hasing a long an luvly lifes togedder!
ohai red! Ai seed yur gnu kitteh! Hur am most beautimous! (nawt moose) and hur reminds me uv mai liddlol abanduned kitteh Preshuss dat ‘doptied me and naow libs wif Erin in Wichita, and naow am cawled Charitee….Ai lubs me sum kaliko kittehs! But Miss Bonny am SEW jellus, sew Preshuss cood nawt stay heer wif me, den Erin ‘doptid hur and hur hazza wunnerful gnu hoam wif otter kittehs and goggies.
Hur will let yu noe wut hur naym am. Srsly! Congarats!
anyoen kan b a lion. It takez a speshal kitteh ta b a mooes. reelee.
at least they did nawt make kitteh into squirrl
Kitteh is can be flyin squirrl?
At least yu iz moose, nawt sqwerl.
Ah, the majestic møøse…
Kyoot as teh kitteh iz, ai fink dat dressing up teh kittehs adn goggehs fur laffs iz nawt cool. Still, iz bettur den a pink tutu, prolly.
If mah human do dat to meh I kill al his frends and famleh, den I torture him, sending him to teh EVIL VET!
Herrow; ai ar haf wae bak. Gotz da nawt old lappee top. Jus need to learn da Vista; jus in time for da switch to Winders 07.
Ai R on a mission from G0D; Dere iz a Canine versun of da h1n1 virus here in eye oh way aw. Talk to you V-E-T an frendz . VACCINATE DA GOGGIE IS DEADLT FLU
Fur de 1st time, teh kitteh dun so pissd n ready to hurt sumbody!
OMFG! IT’S A FRKIN DUCK DAMN IT! NOT A MOOSE…A DUCK!
IN MEMORY OF TAYLOR (WAIT I KNOW IT) “WHAT MOOSE”!!!
LUV YOU TAYLOR … AND NIK DERR!
lol hes a moose