they’ll never
they’ll never find meh here
iz ok. dey wud haz nivver findz u anywayz.
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ai is teh inbisibull!!!
Jinx, piggeh. Buy me a applol juice.
“buy” yu an applol joos??? * lukks askanse *
Actually, teh kitteh and teh decor reminds me of Teh Bleech Insident
“ai want tu bii teh blonde” yu sed
“fetch teh bleech” yu sed
“whut cud go rong?” yu sed
* slow, sad hedshake *
“open teh bottlol carefullee” ai sed
“reed teh instrukshuns nawt sekkund” ai sed
“donut yu meeks eet wib watters?” ai sed
“hurry up piggeh!” yu sed
“put lawts on!” yu sed
“lemme du yur hares tu!” yu sed
“donut get eet in mai eyes” ai sed
“kin ai warsh eet awf nao?” ai sed
“mai skin is itching!” ai sed
“yu donut knead glubbs, piggeh!” yu sed
“is a leebe in bleech” yu sed
“eet is posed tu burn” yu sed
Sounds like getting a perm!
*imagines curly GP*
YOU LIE!
“YOU LIE” yu sed
“teh bleech wheel go on easier taht wai” yu sed
“STAWP WRIGGLOLING!” yu sed
*narrows eyes*
Did u catch some exotic brane disease during ur travels?
well… ai mite has hit mai hed awn a maylbocks oar tu wen ai wus hanging mai hed owt ob teh car windoe…
ooo deed ai tell yu? ai wented tu Musslol Beech whyle ai wus dere…
No u didnot tell me that. But that does explain some of the messages that Mick took for u while he was using ur cubicle.
Wayt. WHUT? Yu letted Mick yoose mai cyoobiclol??? OMCC!
So, him’s bakk nao? hmm… has hims sed aneefing abowt Cheezstock? Ai has nawt seed him synce ai sented hims tu teh store tu get meh sum Tartan paynt… hims is gonna be teh mad wii didnawt let him purrform, yu nose…
*nods*
He said something about putting on his own concert, in December. He wants to call it “Loltamont”.
* slow, sad hedshayke *
so, taht’ll be teh neckst beeg ebent, ai pose? notting else happening between nao adn den… * flicks thru calolendar * nuh uh… nope, notting.
Doan let Basement Catz Angels halp.
*hedbats piggeh*
Look at this calendar! Teh September and teh November pages is stucked together. Whut’s this sticky stuff all over October? Is that… *sniffs, makes a face*… tobacco juice?
so far as yu nose, yesh.
Nao, yu nose ai has a mad bizzee in October… speshullee awn teh feefth… ai is skedyooled fur a hole dai ob seeteng awn teh cowch watching mai storees… ai no kin du eneefing else, nuh uh, no wais…
Hoo sed dat?
nao, shud ai yoose mai powers ob inbisibilitee fur gud oar fur ebil…?
Stay good GP!
BTW, how was the vacation?
OMCC!!! eet wus teh win!!! ai wented ebberyware!
* shows GC “IPM” badge *
IPM?? Inbizibull piggeh mubemint???
Inbisiblol poop manager?
Inebriated phlonquais, mainly.
Inebrashun sounds good rite about know
I’ll drink to that!
*CHEEZ*
*glassus klinkee*
Pour me anudder one!
I thot I saw a pinny gig!
U did, u seed a pinny gig!
one two free fowr
seben, elebenty, elebenty one…ready or not, hear i comes!!!
kittehz playing hide, n lol seek.
hide n lolspeek
lol , yesh, dat is bettererer.
Ware’s kitteh?!
Catmoflage – u’r doin it rite!
I has an unvisible!
teh dcotor you had made surge eeries to elimy, erm ah lenimate, er remove yr visibles??
Let me put it this way: I was not placed in teh ICU.
PEek a b0o!
Camoflaje kitteh cannawt been seen
Peekaboo, ai see yu!!!
Oar nawt…
*giglols* do it agian!
Peekaboo!
ICU!
O, noes! Is yu berry seeeek?!?!?!
noes, but ifinkso LCB has been to teh V-E-T to get tutored!!! dat’s da rumor, anyways…
D’oh! I didnot see this before I replied to u upthred.
GMTA! kinda
Hao funny! ICU mayks it onto teh lol twyce! Is teh GMTA syndrome . . .
Dey nawt see meh heer! Ifn Ai nawt see dem, den dey nawt see meh! Lawgic!
Butt… if dey nawt sees meh, dey nawt feed meh.
Hmmmmm…
*ponders on wot to do next*
*sneeks up on KCT and minimumsmum*
BOO!!!!
*runstolonchwifakwikness*
*jumps owt ov skin*
*puts skin bak on before enneboddeh sees nakkid kitteh, den chayses after kvnsgrrl adn leeps on her spillin playte of lonch*
O er…. sawree bout yur noms gettin nocked on teh floor
ops
Is ok! Leevs moar room for bufday cake latur!
*chases mm arownd and arown teh tablol*
*JUMPS SO HI* O mai! kvnsgrrl! Ai scaereded a yeer ob Fundays! *grabskvnsgrrl’stayleanpullsanrunsawaywifakwikness* *snerk* O hai! *luks innocint* Ai nawt do ennyfing! No, nawt meh!
::tugs KCT’s tayl::
‘kayyoinkbye
::giggle::
HOO DAT? O hai, gammacat! Hao ar U today? *pulltayleinawayformuvvers*
*gets tangloled up in tablol legs, falls down, trips up kvnsgrrl who’s can’t stop in tiem, KCT adn gammacat trip ober pile of kittehs*
O who left dis ball of kittehs in teh wai?
*cheers for ball of kittehs*
Ah is praktising breethin thru mah eers.
We skipped the light fandango
turned cartwheels ‘cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
but the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
as the ceiling flew away
When we called out for another drink
the waiter brought a tray
And so it was that later
as the miller told his tale
that her face, at first just ghostly,
turned a whiter shade of pale
-Procol Harum, Whiter Shade of Pale
(*whispurrs* Cept for yor eerz, deer kitteh. They is teh lite pinkers; they gibs yoo away!)
Fanks fur teh sawng Gremlin deer. Don yu jus wanna schmoo dat bootifull wite hed?
Teh whoal pikshur is all so snuggulishus dat I’m pretty shur dat it is a pik of Ceiling Cat’s howse.
Oh yesh, yesh, I do! And nibblol on those pinkee eerzies. And mebbe those pinkee liddlol toepads which miniminsmum has noted *must* be present!
AfriCat, which white hed u mean? Teh kitteh’s hed or teh hed of teh piano-playing hoomin? Because I’m wif u on teh first one. Teh second, not so much.
ai uhgree!
adn teh pinkee toes – ebben tho we can’t see tehm we noes dey is dere
Teh hoomin’s pinkee toes?
Mite be pinkee, mite nawt be sportashus
Bunnilla Iess Creem
Liddill Kitteh lyke Poalurr
Bay~urr inz Blizzurrd
Bunnilla Iess Creem
Liddill Kitteh habz soopurb
tayst inz Napz Playssez
Bunnilla Iess Creem
Kitteh cloazzez hurz iiez so
Hewminz nawtz seez hurz!
Bunnilla Iess Creem
Kitteh habs lawtza Floof andz
hydez itz berreh well!!!
Jack.
I lubs bunnilla!! Kitteh is teh wip creem on deh bunnilla sundae!
OMCC!! U noze it iz bad noos when CC sez teh prayers!!!
*FAYNTS*
Oooooohhh!!!11! Da pinkee, pinkee earses!!
*** FANK YU!!! ***
LCB, fikshunkitteh, jk2k… and ennywun else whu jumps in layter an makes lols fur teh shelter tu gets peeps tu use teh hand sanee-tyzer! Yu wunnermus! *skoots awf tu send PR Direktur teh linkees tu teh nawt-sekkund wuns tu get printed*
Oooooweee! Dats uh lotta blanco.
**serchez yootoob**
Kitteh can’t eben stand tew luk at eet coz it sew brite.
Kitteh iz blinded by the whyte.
I lubbings this sawng, thankees to yoo, nativeca66! Teh author of teh sawng is Brooce Springsteen. An interesting tidbit frum Wikipedia:
“Blinded by the Light” was the first song on, and first single from, Bruce Springsteen’s 1973 debut album Greetings from Asbury Park N.J. Springsteen’s version was initially unsuccessful, and failed to appear on the music charts.
Manfred Mann’s Earth Band released a version of the song on their album The Roaring Silence. The song reached #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100 on 19 February 1977 and #1 on the Canadian RPM chart the same day. The Manfred Mann’s Earth Band recording of “Blinded by the Light” is Springsteen’s only Number 1 single as a songwriter on the Hot 100.
hys awnlee won at awl, oar wen hii royt bawt ddi nawt purrform? (askyn – ai has eh surrpriiz)
Ohai frum 35K fete (fre whi-fie, whoo-hoo)
Ohai, Catena. I duz nawt has teh detayls. Yoo is at 35K feets? Wowzer! *waves ohai into teh ayr*
ice cream cat likes crow
teh kitteh dance a ho ho
kitteh has a tired
ho ho??!
Butt(!) iz nawt Lolmas yut!!
Iz dat lolmas where giftys need lawts uh rappin’?
Eef ai getz Sir Mixalot as ah giftie, hims bedder nawt say mai butt beeing big.
Auuugh! Eerwurm
♪♫ I like big butts and I can not lie ♪♫
♪♫ You other brothers can’t deny ♪♫
♪♫ That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist ♪♫
♪♫ And a round thing in your face ♪♫
uh-oh…. weell teh CCC help?
*wayting wiff sirring full ob saleen salushun*
Cowch b danjerus. Watch wehre yu sitz.
Wowzers! Ai wandered intew teh pundit kithen blog adn saw
dis lol adn fot mehbee blog wuz phuny, but den ai readed teh cawmints. Noa? Nawt sew mush.
I kant stand teh heet. So I mostly stays owt of that kitchen, Kthx.
Yesh, yesh. Dat’s gud adbice. Ai doan gno why ai wuz sirprized. Iz jes dat ai’ve wandered intew sum ob teh udder sites awn okayshun, adn while nawt awlays nice, dey wuz often phunny at least. Itz bin uh while since ai’ve dun uh slow hedshake nawt eben knowin’ where tew begin processing teh pathos.
*sneeks owt frum unner teh bed*
O mai, dat iz wai ai alwais luuk at teh pix dere but doan reed teh commints. sum uv dem doan kno haow tew plai nyse. {{{{{cheesefrends}}}}}
*skoots bak unner bed*
**peeks under teh bed skirt**
Yew doin’ ok unner dere?
Kin ai git yew N-E-fing?
Wonton sum meelk adn cookies?
…adn doan worry Daddy iz nawt going tew KILL Ralphie.
*slides plate of sordid noms and adult bebridges unner bed for BF473*
Wy yu hiddin bluesfan? Cum owt n play…..pleeeeeeeeez
CC has been lukin down at teh Urf and does a facepalm. says: “*sigh* why dont tehy jus play nise? It’s so eezie!”
Onoes! I noe cee kitteh! Mst bee hydin sumweres.
kitteh doon hims Knut impresshun….
ready or not here i come
I – must – have – this – cat! It’s so cute, it makes me puckery all over.
(sigh)…
u peeples just have to play along, dont u?
i’ll say it if noone else is…
camoflage….
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t look kitty Don’t look!