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Congrats, Nennepus! Haow aer u 2dai? Aifink mai birus purrtekshun is nawt werkin – Ai haz a cawld!
I’m a bit better – not much fever anymore, but enerjylebels at minus elebenty… and ai get reelee painfull feverrashes – and this time in my eye too
Ai did not get enny warning bout this wun – was fine on friday and reelee sick on sunday!!
and akkording to peeps ai know – off all the things that dont help aginst the cold – cognac tastes the best – and after a few stiff drinks you don’t care either!?!
Ai wuz tawld dat teh treetment fur a cawld wuz 2 get a hat, a boddul uv wiskee an go 2 bed. U put teh hat awn teh end uv teh bed, den drink wiskee till u see 2 hats den sleap it off! Trubbul iz, Ai can’t abyde wiskee!
woud that wurk wif Ginnantunic?!?
juniper is sorta auntie skeptic – issunt it?!?
Akchoolee, teh tonik wud be gud awn its own – it haz quinine in it an dat iz gud fur feburz. Ai aer nawt reelee fond uv ennee spirits – yoost 2 drink ginnanatonic den disidid dat it wuz teh tonic Ai liekd!
ai have a feeling it’s the tonnic I likes too!! cold tunic wiffa slice of lemming
Cungradulatons, Nennepus. I fink ai has a cawld 2.
Fankies!
*extends floofeh paw of friendship*
Very lovely to meet you!
Hope you get better from ur cold very soon!
Ur welcome.
Teh txt messij iz: Yu r teh farrstist todai!
Constipayshuns (ai fink!)
*tayking role call*
Anni? ѵ
PB? ѵ
Miniminsmum? …
MuggleMary? …
Catslave? still sleeping?!?
oh well…
Tea and bikkies for all!!
Lurkers? v.. butt (giglol) ob coarse!
trundles ouuta treetop furr bikkies,
kthnxbai
ob course -lurkers!!! *mutters – noo i fergottid sumwun!!*
Ohai Smammie – hazn’t seed u fur a wile!
Ohai {{{{{anni}}}},
axshoelii orf frum werk dis mawnin, ken bizit ah liddle. Nawt mush phun sins latest boss-man chanjid awl teh skedulz. Fly-by lurkin iz bestest ken du moas ob thyme ennymor.
Iz ebber sew glad dat Teh Cween haz teh Cryer.
Iz gud 2 see u eben if ownlee breeflee!
Yep, teh cryer iz gud fur awl teh `portant bits.
Haz Miniminsmumzmum rittin a noet fur skule?
* nom nom sip sip Fanks nene *
Ohai, all.
*Pours self some tea, nabs a nom*
ohai Q!!!
settling in allrite in Merry Land an noo job?!?
Peeps being nice to you?!?
Yep. Is okay fine here. Iz finding my way around, meeting peepz, figuring out mai noo job. Itz warm here! I miss mai frenz in Meesheegun but that’s why god invented telephones, e-mail, Skype, and plane tickets, I guess!
*nod nod* It is!
I’v never moved anywhere (except for a year in Oz) so I’m not the best to gib advice – butt, I’ve heard from peeps that joining sumfing – like a choir – is a gud fing for making a noo network!
A very gud friend of myne started selling tupperware wehn she married to a farm near Tromsø
I love to sing but I sound horrible! I have a range of three notes, all of them flat, but I let it rip when I’m alone. No choir in the land would have me. I’m trying to join the University equestrian club but they may allow only students…
“heer!”
.
.
*puf* …an goneded agen.
BDM!! haos yur teechyfying goi….
*puf*…. shes gone…
oh well!
BDM: ѵ
…and maiks meh sing liek Stevie Nicks
*snikr*
that wus uffny!
An it maeks mewzik
I can haz Willard ring tone?
Pokkit syze petz ar awsum
ai heer, ai heer!
>razes floofee paw ob attendanse<
oh good!!!
MM: ѵ
theres morning tee for you upfred!!
congahampster selcktin mewsik fur sellabratoree dans fur nawt- sekkunds anni an nenne!
*whispers* An PB!
>whispers bakkyells<
an pb!!
Whut ! Ware !! Ohai MM !! * beams *
fankees, pb! ai has a sawree ai didn notiss yoo upfred!
No prollum !! Ai stil gott sum noms !!
Iz Okey !! Hi fownd teh Hamster Dans
aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
there otta be a law!
this combines one of teh wurstest earworms of all time with a … wut shud we call it … an an eyeworm? an eyebug? ai dunno, but it has caused serious rofling here. thnx, PB. ai guess.
Yur welkomb !! * Ai shood hab poastid a eerwirm wornin, sorree
*
da da dee dee dee da dodo,
da da dee dee dee da do,
da da ……….
Yu shud joyn a choir, ifinkso !!
ooooh…
Pure evil!
♬
There’s a (moon out tonight) whoa-oh-oh ooh
♬
Great now I have to worry about Pressed Hamster Secks-ting
first one got caught in moderation
“Beam me up Scotty”
No tellijant lyf doun hir !! * pwesint kumpenny septed *
Ai had a groseree order delibberd yesstidai. 2dai Ai haz 2 go out 2 get teh fings dey leff off teh order! Bai fur naow!
Bai Anni !!
RL storee frum RL
in cumpanee heedkwarters uppin teh far north they have a massij chayr – verry verry verry verry comfee – and yes, thers moozak too – a colleague of myne went for haff an hour at about 10 oclock… lunch came and went – meetings came an past, an we started to wander where she was!
we found her round 4 o’clock… sound asleep inda comfy chayr wif beatovven on repeat inda cdplayer…
Uv coarse yu wil nebbur menshun tihs at werk agenn !!
oh noes – nebber ebber ebber!!
probably wouldn’t happen now though – we work i scrum teams, she would’ve been missed much earlier now….
Ai wuns werkd wiv sumwum wi cawld ‘Teh Fantom’ cuz ‘Ware hi goze, NoWun Nose’ !! * Wuz faborit commik buk az kidlet *
oh noes! hamster wantz your cellphone!!!!
aitink hamsters nos how to make luvverly strawberrys jam n ten you can grow flowers from tem.
toolips from Hamster jam
O…M…CC….
ai neerlee had an annyoorisim befoar ai figgered tihs owt
gigglol
tulips are better than one
Fower aer eben beddur iffn dey aer cloes 2gevver
Butt . . . butt . . . (hee-hee! I sed butt!), liddel kritter, yoo needs to be faycing teh UDDER way to reed yor text messijes!
{{{{{darlinn!}}}}}}},…………… ……………….. ……………….. ?
Kiddill Hammee habz
t3h besstest chayzz lownjj awn t3h
plannitt. Wawntz keepz it!
Liddill Hammee coodz
hydez t3h chayr in himz cayjj. No
wun willz fyndz it dayr!
Liddill Hammee shoodz
lissenn 2 Kitteh andz juss
oardurr Nom Nom Bawkz!
Jack.
kewt maus haz kewl chayr
plz don’t peeeee…