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Ware did him go?
izzat coree behrr on the computer??
Consentrayshunz Anni !!
Iz beri kwiet tunite, lyk lars nyt ! (mawnin in yor kais)
Yep! Dunno haow mennee reglars aer bakk 2 skool. Ai noe dat wun oar 2 peepl aer awn bakayshun. An wun oar 2 aer nawt well.
Sumtiems teh lol juss izn’t berry inspyrin, but wiv dis wun Ai wud haz eggspektid lossa commints!
Oar prapz tehy haz a tyred …. * Butt(!) tehy bee bak suun
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Ai feline sawree furr tihs kitteh. Hiz nebber goan tu fine hiz pyooter fren!
good nawt sekkund, anni!
ai jus had a frozen Milky Way Dark, yoo likes wun?
>offers to all ob cheezland<
Heer iz teh ownlee plaes Ai can haz sumfing liek dat! IRL Ai haz diabeetus, so Milky Way aer juss a memree!
ai shudden hab em IRL, ai jus spoilin mai seffs a liddel as mai dental “insurance” had denied benefit to mii for thurd time on replasing toof that “dentist” killed last oct. grrrrrrrrhisss
Oh dat iz tuff. We haz a sistum ware we pai a fixt amownt fur dentul treetmint up 2 a sertin lebel akkordin 2 wat we haz dun. It’s free iffn u aer preggerz oar haz a babbeh unnr 1 yeer oar iffn u aer berry pore.
>grumblogrumblol< stoopee peepul holding bakk prez obama helf plan…
Frum TTI, Ai can’t see wye peepl aer agin it. We haz bofe pribit an stayt helf serbisis heer. Iz nawt purrfekt, but it duz meen dat Ai doan’t haz 2 wurree iffn Ai need 2 see mai drtinycat.
anni, ai alsow cannut see wye peeps ar agin it an ai hab had sew mennee run ins wiff inshoorins companees denying benefits just fur teh hell ob it becaws tehy nos a lawt ob peeps don’t fite them on it.
I Fite, but is gettin tiring.
We haz seed awn teh TB nooz haow sum peepl aer protestin histeriklee dat it wull maek `Merica liek Russia – Ai spoze it iz a feer uv communizm goin bakk 2 teh bad tiemz uv teh “cawld war” an awl dat.
Ai tink dey not againsht heathi-kar as much as dey dun lik de pwesident. Ai tink hez a gud hoomin an wun dai wil haf a kitten.
butt butt – shuddent stoopy borking dentist pay for it?!?
Wud u liek some hulp from us? I noes a very gud shoemaker – hims has concrete as speshultee..
ai like tew hire shoomaker, nenne! ai hab too frens hoo hab sedd tehy go wif me tew stan owtside offis wif sines.
re borking “dentist”: ai has tawked tew fore law ferms an tehy nawt take cases becaws tew hard tew proove “dentist” realee killed mai toof. dentists nawt like to go to cort an tawk bout eech odder, tehy say. I just be happee tew get $2k so ai can tell dental “insurance” tew stikk it where sun don’t shine, nawt millyuns ob teh dollers.
tho lots ob dollers be shinee an distrakkting…
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Fankz mugglemary !! Yu wurkin az yoozal? Choklit gud fore nite werk !!
* Izzit a choklit oar ise kreme? *
iz dark chonklit wif white noo gut an caramel on tawp. berree berree gud! ai at wwerk as yoozhual! hao fings in oz?
Lannd ob Oz iz gud, thx !! Niec adn sunney todai, saim tumorah !
Wuz cleeren wedez adn wend tu teh tipp! Gud dai wuz had !!
the fun you have, pb!! ai has teh jellus!
We is gettin summer heer nao, just in time fur teh snow to start fallin!
Lundun iz cawld an dark an wet 2dai – iz teh nawt sekund rayne fur a wile, so shudn’t mone an Ai duzn’t hab 2 go owt 2dai.
Raynie daiz lyk taht ar bessed spenned at hoam ! Wurstest plais iz on teh friwai wen no-wun iz moobin ! Teh joiz ob big sitteez !!
Eben werse iz waytin fur a bus ware dere iz no sheltur!
Whar’d hooo goooo?
kitteh disapeerin akt !!
Yay…fresh lolz!
Good video!
Iz all noo pawkit kitteh! purrfeck fur takin tew werk!
Is Meo the one?
My previous kitteh lukked for the football behynd the telly – and the slalom-skiers
wus funneh too…
Ohai Nenne !!
Yu broaken teh febur yett? Ai hoap sew!
noes… well – pharmasewtically – but I’m still very pleh wiffout it…
Mai fanks goes tu Bayer and Alpharma
Awld wybz tail sez tu taik teh chikin suup (non fluffy). Tribed taht? Werks furr mi !! * Haz a symphony fur NP *
as long as its non-deerie… rite now I’m trying a diet of peanutbutter toast an tee…
nuff said bout dat!
I’ll have a frozun dark milky way heer – just becoz I can!!!
>hans pore nenne a frozun milee way dark<
heer ya goes, nenne! iz frozin so tempretchur shud go down!
{{{{{{{{get well dear nenne!}}}}}}}}
Pleez to send shoo maker name an fone number asap!
Fanks MM!
{{{{{MM}}}}}
an his number is 0047 (for norway) 555elebentycementshoes…
Just tell him Nennepus sendid you
>snikkering wildlee< "dentist" will nawt no whut hits hur
( a norweejun hit man makes me laffs! speshullee sins ai in minnestnowta! )
Will he be wearing the Bugs Bunny horned helmet? He won’t stand out. Nope nope.
fur wun sekkund ai fought u meantid the dentist tu bee weering teh helmit – wiff the concreet shoos…
ai has a happee at that mentul pickshur, nenne!!
in minneesnowta? on Vikings game day? nope.
Dis be de rait taim foar a plug ov The Infinite Cat Project. Berry nais!
Nawt many LOLs maek me ashually LOL, but this wun shure did! Poor kitteh has such a confusion.
Kitteh’z mawm shud plai anubber bideo ov utoob kitteh reternin fwom ware-ebber hi wendt, ifinkso !! * Nott tu be krewl to RL kitteez *
All cheezpeeps!
tehr be a cat mewvie at tihs site that looks berree phunnee (ai has no sownd on werk compyooter)
but but but
it has orinjj kitteh, otters, an eben a pingwin!
http: // http://www.infinitecat.com/index.html
There is no profanity strong enough — the Bengally kids are SNEEZING, and not only can they not go to a pet store, but I canNOT keep the little guys here with outright sneezing. So they need to go to a different foster home. At least I established that they’re just fine if they’re in a wire bunny cage instead of a really enclosed steel one. And because I took an interest, they should be able to get slipped into the foster system without the anti-BC tech noticing (two lovely black boys and a floofy black and white girl who’s gonna be a heartbreaker). But STILL!!! I love the once-again-Sneezies but they can’t live here FOREVER!!!!
*stalks off to go to work, with the babies instead of the not-really-Bengals, muttering things under her breath*
{{{{{{{{pk, seanya, all kittees under tehr care an bebbees}}}}}}}
{{{{{PK an the whole bunch of kittehs}}}}}}}
{{{{PK}}}}
{{{{{PK}}}}} Breev! Breev! Breev! an kownt tu elebenty…
{{{{{{P-K & all kittehs she works so hard to care for}}}}}
{{{{{{ PK and Senya, the Kittehs angels }}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{P-K, Seanya an kittehs}}}}}}}}}}
dis iz berree ufny vidyo. konfuzzlud kitteh!
Ai mire awl dis wurk PK duz. Iz no eazy tew mek tenda dem kittenz an den they hazta go. {{{{{{{{{{{PK}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Tukkseedo Kitteh
feenkz Hewminz habz 2 mennee
feengz dat cawnfewz himz!
Haow canz t3h Liddill
Kitteh in Majjikk Windo
libz andz nawtz fawll owtz?!!!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
feenkz dis shoodz beez reepoarted
2 t3h Muthurr Ship!
Jack.
Floofi paws, clappity-clap! Tukkseedo kitteh noseeno udder kitteh, nomoah. Tnnx Mr. Deth!
Don’t take that kitteh. Dey be mocking ewe. Head fer deh drapes and think revenge–Revenge–REVENGE!!!
why stop at the curtains!
wut about the sofa? the scatter pillolws? the noo elebentydollar pershun rug?
lol he’s like: Wtf? where d f he went? :3 cute
Smart kitteh demonstraits concepts of objecx perhmahnins.
aww war meh frend go?!
ketteh nemd Minx useta plai baskitbawl en da embeeyay heer chessen dawn loos bawls an heppin mikul jordun. uver kittehs heer purrfurr playn wif flekshin-kitteh en da dishwersh.. deechwahs.. da plait-kleenur.
baby an rao doan no derz uver kittehs on yewtubers. hohum as lawn az dey doan ete MAI cheezburgrz, fank yew berrymush.
wow! that’s a pretty smart kitteh!
DAT CAT IZ TEH SMRTZ. Mah goggie cannae reckigneyez himsalf in teh compyooterz, and he can speel gud n stuff. =O
lol shoulda done it full screen.
Oh, that’s so cute. I had a bird that did that.