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Ovur heer! Ovur heer! Pass to me! I’z opin!
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Kitteh maeks a plai!
conga rats awn ledun teh parayd!
Thx catena!
conga gerblols! [i hear teh new troupe 0 conga rats are being traine'd/wrangloled by teh cween adn are not reddy foar prime thyme jest yet]
I lurve floofball season.
tyem tu run teh flee-flikka…
Ai can steelz dis spawt fur teh nownsmints plz?
Red(rhsb) iz doptifiying teh calicoa frum pet smarts tudai ( if no wun else gits der nawt sekkund). Hur wantz teh bebeh kitteh showurz.
Ai nose is short notiss, but can wii start teh showurz awn teh next lol so hur seez dem when hur gits awf wurks.
oooooooooo i can has decormations!!!!
*gets out box 0 party favahs adn leftover decormations (sum in Espanish0 saved from teh last bebbee show’r i wented to , helded in teh back 0 a likker stoar. no lie.)
Iz we gunna yewz ackshul showurs, oar jist gib ebereebawdee a waddur gun?
Waddur gun! Waddur gun! Do want!
**points shower massaj at AfriCat, turns awn full blast**
Aaaaaiiieee! *splutter blub splut blb* Ooh! Aill gitchu furr dat! Come heer, dose fevvers arr jus wut ai need tu dry mai furr!
**runsawaiwifakwikness**
SOOOPER SOAKERZ!
of corse we couild hab teh Cheezland firepeeps just turn on teh hoze and sprey everybodie
an adorable!
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Oh, dat’s mah bebeh TJ and La Luz!
Wen hims was liddlol, he had a gray racing stripe on hims hed. *sigh* onwee bout too or free gray hares left.
ohai romeow! you has adorable kittehs!
*blush*
itty bitty kitty stripe- how sweet!
yor rite! tahts yor byootiful kittehs! wite manx, i shuld hab knowd.
kumo sez “ohai,” but shiro haz goned walkabowt, dis iz teh forf day, i haz alerted homeagain an passed out flyers to all teh howses in teh nayborhud an putted up on lightpoles, now we hope him decides to come home sumtime
him iz teh bold adbenturer, mr. don’t fense me in, i hope him iz habbing fun adbenture an decides to come home soon.
Oh noes!!!
Shiro u comes home, nao!
Iz bery upsetting. I kno…mah Willow waz gone fur 20 days (who’s counting) in MN. She caem bak a liddlol skinny, but waz juss fine.
Fank gudness fur microchips.
Gosh, lunarmommy…Iz keeping gud fots fur U.
fank yoo… iz gud to heer teh storiez ob teh kitteh hoo come home. i’m kikking myself becawz after him had a misadvenchur a fyoo weeks ago (wuz gone 24 howrs, camed home wif injured paw) i desided to keep him in at nite. well, one evening, after many days ob gud behayvyur, him trikked me into finking him just wanted to go bakk owt an play wif a mowse him leeved on teh patio erlier. so i figyurd, him will go owt an play wif teh mowse for a wile tehn come bakk in. so i letted him owt an – ZOOM! him taked off, not even stopped to luk at teh mowse, an we haznt seed him sinse. i hopeso him iz just making up for lost time for habbing to stay in so much. him hated being confined to qwarters.
Iffs he was that determined to get out, he would have dun it one way or teh otter. He wudda slipped froo ur feets wen the door opened or sumpfing.
Didz he forgets dat hims iz “tutored?” Mebee hims habs a platonic relashunship wif a girlfriend?
U can’t beets urseff up bout it. We maek teh best decisions we can, at the time. None of us habs a krystal ball.
lol, my momma sed teh same fing wen i wuz telling her abowt dis – “duz him fink him iznt tootered?” (sept not in lolspeek, her not speeks lolspeek so i translamatifyed)
*wunders if tooterd boicats kan gro noo wuns*
Oh, Lunarmommy, ai is sendin yu an Shiro beems fur a saef return!
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Our Napoleon wuz gone fur free daze wunce — he had being clozed up in teh nayburr’s basement. Hoep Shiro gets bakk soon!
fank yoo… i haz aksded all teh naybors to look in teh hidey places on tehms properties, no baysemints heer but tehr iz sheds an garages, an him mite just be hanging owt under thikkets of trees an brush an cactuses. teh landskape heer, wher iz very dezerty an all teh lots iz fensed off, makes it hard to properly serch for a missing kitteh.
Gecher own bawl!
ai see at lees wun uvver bawl ober dere, dis iz lyke mai gurlies wen ai openz a pakage of noo fuzzie mowse tois. Dere are elebenty awl eggaktlee teh saim but dey boff wat teh saim wun
Teh grass is always greener on teh other ball.
let go o da grail, taek my paw!!!!!!1
*indianlol Jones tries to save herz*
*Elolsa refuses to leggo*
*an she fawls into teh gaping kazm*
*aaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiii*
*Idnianlol luks in dismay at em[ty glubs in hiz hnad*
a lass, poor Elolsa, they knew her well…
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but waiyte, dis be a Low Budgie Prod Unctions, so …
…she falls into storm drainage toob and is chased by dementors and is rescued by Mrs Figgs. oops, two movies have collided! ohnooooooes…[gets distracted by dots, adn wanderz off]
Wrong kynd awf RaidahZ!!
TeeOh iz awn yet anudda teem…
Ai is tayking mai bawl adn going home.
STN.
Oh, piggeh. There u is. Did u has a nice vacation? I can’t bleev I is gonna say this, but I is teh glad ur back. There was some trubbles wif teh Rent-A-Clonquais robophlonquais and then Mick… well, u’ll see when u goes to teh laundry room.
And at teh horspital this morning, they had teh nerve to serve me *chilled* applol juice!
ohai LCB! ai hoep ur proseedyur iz goin ok!
O hai. I is teh back home now. Little bit sore, little bit not wanting to race around and around and around or go bungee jumping or anything like that.
butt (!) butt (!) ai hadda bunjee jumproap awl reddee foar u!
*snif*
perhaps a nice tramploline-like rest inna hammock?
oar a hampoleenlol-liek rest inna trammock?
or put peas inna flannick?
Vizini: STOP RHYMING!!!
Prinsez Bryed, FTW
er, not a rednek hammok tho, rite? RITE???
iz that where they keeps their bananana and coconutz?
* slow, sad hedshayke *
So whut, yu is juss gonna lye dere adn let meh carreh awl mai own bags bai mai ownself? pfft…
* goes tu londry ruum *
K, so gimme a minnit adn ai wheel fixify yu sum freshly skwoze GP… umm… APPLOL joose, steel warm, juss hao yu lieks eet. Den, yu has tu feel meh in awn ebberyfing ai has mist, k?
* brings a steeming glass ob Applol joose, sum chokklit sally manders wib cherry filling adn an extry sawft blankie *
Nao, whut ai has mist? Yu hadded prollems wib teh Rent-A-Clonquais robophlonquais serbiss??? hmm… hu deed yu speek tu? eet cud nawt has bin Fronk, shirley? Has summedy bin feeding teh bebbeh otters? O, adn teh King ob Swizzleland wants tu no wen yu wheel bii finish wib holding hims crown up tu teh lite…
HAWT applol jooce?
*hazza puzzlolmint*
* taeks puzzlolmint * mmm minteh!
nao, plz tu taek a seet adn ai wheel fixify yu sum hawt applol joose, juss hao LCB lieks eet – ai is shore ai kin skweeze sum moar owt fur yu…
Teh trubble wif teh robo-phlonquais started here.
Oh, and teh <a href="http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/lol-songs/cheezstock/"?Cheezstock Litterbox Set was released, recaptured and excaped on teh same day. We’ll mabye combine teh offishul launch party for it wif teh LCB Birfday Eggstravaganza u is teh planning.
Now, I has a little sleepy. I’ll has my applol juice later, kthx.
*yawns and stretches, knocking glass of still-warm applol juice over GP*
Whoops. Make that: Cheezstock Litterbox Set.
Told u I had a sleepy. STNZZZZZZZZZ
HAY!!! Yu has speeled applol joose awl ober mai “Ai lubbs Swizzleland” T-Shurt!!! pfft!
Adn whut’s tihs yu sai? “LCB Barfdai Eggs, Ham & Gorgonzola”? hmm… ai wheel sea whut wii kin du…
plz tu has a nyce rest
um… I has a confoosed…..
‘boycott kitteh day’???????
*sleeptypes*
ZZZZZZZZDayWithoutCatszzzzzzzzzzz
ebil!!
wuz terrybibblol! *shudders*
*slam*
*dunk*
*stumble and fall*
Ai ment tu du that – yesh – I sure did!!!
{{{{Frendz}}}} ai mite nawt bee poastin mush fer a few dais, ai fownd owt las nite at wurks that ai will bee layed awf at teh end uv teh munff. Iz hard tew lolspeek wif teh leeky eyez. Aifinkso ai wil lurk fer a lil wile, jus seein teh funz wil hep. Rite naow ai haz a big sad an reely bahd skayrd.
Arrrrh
Onoes!!! ai bii prayun fur yu, tu!!!
{{{{{{BF}}}}}} plz tu NAWT go tu far awai, k?
Oh noes!!!!
Iz terrablol!!!!!
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Beemz adn prayurs!!!!!!!
Here, I gives u all teh shiny things in my pokkets.
*hugs BF473*
{{{{BF743}}}} I was laid off last year, so I totally understand what you’re going through. And you will go *through* it and come out the other side.
Oh BF, dat iz berry tuff. Hoep dat u can sune fyned sumfing.
{{{BF473}}} I pray yu find better job with better pay!
ai sent yu messaj wif usajobs site. deres lawts awf diffrun stuff available. ai noe, fur instans, dat teh census iz duin lawtz awf hirun, awl ova teh kountree.
oh noooooooes. you got a right to sing da blues…
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Okai, butt (!!) if yu wantz tu hied unner teh bed, wii wantz tu come hief wif yu, k?
Member taht wii awl iz yur frendz, an wii doan effen knoe what yore wurkz iz. Wii just knoe yu awr our funniey, sweet frend.
Um, that’s “hied” wif yu. Lukkee ai not tiepist for wurks.
yesh, yesh, wut MeezerMom seded! {{{{{{{BF473}}}}}}
U has manee frenz heer hoo thinx U is wundermous, and wii will awl bii hoping U finds sumfing eben better, berry soon!
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stay alurking wif us please!
Iz bad newz, but ai hopez a budder yob ewe lik mor iz rite soon in ewer pawz! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{BF}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{bluesfan473}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Do nawt be afeared, sumfing beddur will come up, aifinkso! Teh sensis fing iz troo, we gettid nowncmints bowt jawbs in mai mayle! Dat iz, mai yew-ess postul serbice, nawt the stoopy boy.
deer bf473, plz kno that there are peeps availabull to help you if you need it. dis ekonomy iz perverse- sometimes teh best workers get laid-off because management olny looks at teh moneys and not at teh peeps real value.
sending good thots your way!
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don’t go to far! we will miss you!
*sends beems for happi job seerch*
{{{{{BF}}}} izza terriblol indeedee! ai tew hoep dat u haz gud lukk wif fyndin a mush beddur jawb…. an noe dat awl uv us r finking uv u an sendin beems uv lubs an gud lukks
{{{nudder BF hug}}}
O hunnee! Ai iz so bery sawry! Mite hart iz borked foar U! O sweetie! Let meh halp! {{{{{bluesfan473}}}}
O noes!
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Hopes yu find sumfin else wif a kwikness. Iz no fun beein outa werk!
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yoo will comd throo dis just fine, yoo iz smart an gud, an ifinkso fings may be startin to turn arownd, tehr are jobs an helps owt tehr if yoo luk for tehm. but riet now yoo iz in shokk an skared, an yor cheezfrends are heer for yoo weneber yoo need us. eben if yoo just need us to say funny fings wile yoo reed an try to feeling better, we kan doing taht.
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Izza chance foar gnu awpoartoonityz, yup aifinkso!
{{{{{{{BF473}}}}}}} Ai sending mennee, mennee gud thots an prairs tu yu – wat a horriblol, skaeree fing yu bees gowing froo! Pls tu nawt stae tu far awae. Yu ownlee has tu saying ‘Ohai’, an yu wil bees jus abowt flattind wif teh hugs frum awl ob us heer. Noes dat ai/wii wil ahlping yu ennee wae ai/wii can.
So sorry, BF! Ai haz been in dis position b4. Ai feel for u.
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oh noes!
{{{{{{bf}}}}}}}}} ai has a big hyooj sad fur yoo. ai bees terryfried taht ai get mad an kwit my jawb an nawt git anudder wun an habs no helf inshyoorans an becoms a street peep an wander teh streets ob st. Paul mumbloling tew maiselfs..
hang in tehr, no that yur pal MM nos teh big sad an reelee bad skayrd. yoo has alla us tew leen on!
Serena Williams kitteh iz gesturkulatn willdli, Tew noe aveil.
*cumz crawling in, awl kuvvurd in dust adn kobwebz adn spiderz… SPIDERZ?!?!* o.O
EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Get ‘em awf, get ‘em awf!!!!!
*swats wildlee at teh nao runningz-fur-deir-livez-spiderz*
*faynts*
*iz revived bye teh grumbloling uf tummeh*
~groan~
*dragz paw foarward tu reetch teh sawft floofy cowtch a fjew feet awai*
Iz tu far… *stretch* … kin nawt reech!
~THUD!~
*fawlz forward awn fais*
Watebber haz u bean doin 2 get in dat stayt?
Wurk!!! Wif “Spring” beeyin heer adn awl, ai fot izza gud tym tu bee dooing sum “spring cleenin” at wurk…
… adn deir mite asso b teh smawl mattur uf teh boss cumming bye toomawroe…
Awtum haz kum 2 TTI wiv a benjuns! It haz bean cawld an dark an wet awl dai 2dai. Aifink Ai’ll hyburnayt!
OMG!!elebenty! That picshur was tooked by our own Romeow!
Zowie! And are those tail-impaired kittehs? or is it onlee the anglol that makes it seem so?
Dem’s Manxis!
WUT!? NU TAIL!? they’z mizzin’ owt on ah lott.
Hey, juss because dey iz tayl challenged, duzzn’t mean dat dey r incomplete.
Rudderless kittehz hab surprisingly gud motorboater sports skills.
Wearfart our Romeow, ineeway?
Parrothead – I herd u squaking!
**narrows eyes at Romeow** Us burdies purfur tu cawl it ’singing.’
Dat’s a matter uv a pinyun az teh man wiv teh wuddin leg sed/
U hab teh voice ov an angel, parrothead.
I’ve neber seen one on Ah-merican Idlol, but I’z ass-uuu-ming dat dey can sing.
yay foar Romeow!
Romeow Romeow
werfoar art thou Romeow?
Duz teh “j” stand fur Julicat?
yesh! an i haz meeted thoze byootymus kittehs, wen we had cheezmeet to get kumo. tehy iz luvly kittehs!
One, Two, Three, Hut. Come on, pass ME the ball!
* Finally finds teh showur in teh NB. Carefully frows rhsb so she landz awn the sawft pillol *
Der Naow U can haz teh Showurz U deserb foar being a new kitteh momma! Ai hoep U gitz teh cowliko U wantz!!!
Ai hoep sew tew. Cheezland kneads sum happitail noos.
Cud hav yoozed kitteh in Bills game las nite. Pleh.
Did dey get buffaloed?
or teh ‘Skins game on Sunday! duble Pleh!
Butt teh Chief gayme can be fownd to play…
Too much fuzz on the play. Referee calls for a two-minute scritching.
ROMEOW!!!!
OMG!!! It’s a Romeow picture! It r teh buttbutts! It r TJ and
LaLuz!!!!! Dey r noaw famuss!!!!!!! It’s wunnurmuss!!!!
*donkee falls obbur and faynts wiff a happy*