Honey, call the exorcist.
Honey, call the exorcist. Basement Cat is possessing our toaster… again. Pop tart for your soul?
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plz lett meh introdooc maiself
*doh!*
plz UHLAOW meh tew introdooc maiself
Uz a kitteh of welth an tayst?
Ohai red Sorree U nawt can haz kitteh tunite. Ai send gud vibrashuns fur U fur tomorrows.
guud guud guud
guud viibrayshuns
…
Ai can haz simpafeez?
conga-rats! u is vary kwik!
conga rats!
an conga hamsters, two!
Conga Ratz + Conga Hamsterz = CongaRodentia
hmmm….. not az funny az i thot it wud b……. ooooo ….. dotz….
CongaRodentiacanhasgerbilolstoo?
fankess awl u cheezpeeps!
mebbe we can haz mowsees an ferritts an lyuns an tygurs an berrs?
Ly-inz adn Ty-Grrz adn Barez??!!!!
OH Mai!!!
‘possum-b’lol-lee
Ai fink sum gushifud mite be maor yoose
Dey comes out nice ‘n warm dis way.
GMTA!
noe wonda toas awlwais burnz…
An falz onna stickie sied
Hao minny calleries inna tostir strooodle?
Ona reel lif. LOTZ! Ina cheezlan, zip-zeeoh-nahdah. *dances with abandon*
Da toaster is possesst an da car is repossesst.
cheezes twice! I no can git in2 teh car?
o well, too cheeses is gud, too. nom, nom, nom….
I wants my toaster strudel!!
Struddel für Ihre Seele?
dee Say-lah von DR. Faustus allreddy soled. Hii no canhasstruddel
BC iz jes cozy where himz at.
Ohai, n66 (6?)
speeking ob BC, haff N knee ob yoos redd teh new LOLcat bukk “HOw to Take over The Wurld”? “So-kay, butt(!) cood B bedder; ICHC sight has moar funnier wons…yoo can reed my amazon rebew 4 dis book, juss type in teh tytle. (mine is titled “Moar Plz!!11!!” ) yoo can bote 4 my reebew, an look at my udder wons, butt(!) plz donut bote 4 moar dan won, udder wyse stoopy amazon finks ai B “stuffing teh ballot bocks”
Dats me. 2/3rths ebil.
I boted!
w0w, fangs a billy-yon, NC666!
anudder cat-frum-teh internet buk, ai reebued and ai duz rekommend it: “Simon’s Cat” (cartune buk based on simon’s cat ob teh yoo-toob) brann-noo and ai lykes it.
O, an speeking ob baysmint kittehs: anudder buk ai redded dis monff: “Homer’s Oddesy” by Gwen Cooper…troo storry about hurr liddlol blynd blakk kitteh, she naymed “Homer”—whut an amazing kitteh. Ai luffed dis bukk! (gonna rite my reebew tonite)
…aifink ai mite mayke a “listmania” ob cat buuks. Maybee cheezfrens can rekommend dare faborite kat bukks?
last adbertizemint (4 now)
Ohai Kitkay. I fink it is a wunnermous buk…butt (!!) ai may be a bit imparshall b’cuz my kitteh Leo’s pic iz in teh buk. He’s teh one wif teh capshun by Winnie Wonka “I don’t know what that was but your gonna need a new one”. Akshully ai fink this buk funnier than teh nawt sekkond buk. Guess wut my frens iz all getting fer chrissmus! Autographed by Leo himself.
Nawt nesesarilee cozy, butt u notiss dis be teh onlee whyte cloth fingee in dis kitschin?
Dat’s why BC iz awn it, I finkso.
Duz the whyte cloth fingee attact BC, oar duz BC jes hab uh fondness for whyte cloth fingeez?
*pawnders*
Izza such fing azza whyte hole dat BC is grabataytin’ ‘tords?
“R U finking whut I’m finking?”
OH!! BC has mai sole alreddee!! ai can has pop tart too?
Ohai TessM! I iz red E for a nuffer Cheez meet. Iz Ewe?
BC jus want a woarm plaes to sit!
BC lykes bein on da “hot” seat.
BC iz warmin hiz bunz!
Oh hai, raingods!! I see u heer a lot but i donut finso I haz eber sed “Oh Hai” tu u. Mai bad!! *offers floofy paw uv frenship* Pleezd tu meeting u!!!
O hai raingods! Nystameetcha! *awfer floofy paws uv frenship* BC iz bizzy arown heer!
Ohai cweenmj and KCTalikinker! Pleezd to be meeting u as well! Ai am here on and off depending on when mah kitteh let’s me!
*Eggsepts floofy paw uv friendship!*
Hey get off my eggo!
*pikz cat furrz off eggo*
Midnyte Kitteh wawntz
wawrm feengee wiff sawfft cubburr
4 himz berreh oawn!
Hewminz duz nawt wawntz
2 appreeshee~atez Kitteh’z
noo sawfft cubburd frend
Wawrm feengee maykz
nyss coazee spawt 2 curlz up
awn wyle Hewminz sleep
Jack.
w00t, w00t!
Midnytte Kitteh is SOOO bee-yute-iflol, Hewminz cannot resist hymn or tells hymn no!
No wun bytes bak az hard awn dere angur
Nun of my pane an woe
Can show frew…
Behind Blue Eyes
no wun noes whut it’z like tew bee teh batman,
tew bee teh sandmann…
ohai kitkay, tomorror iz teh big day, my boi leevez on a jetplane at 7:30am! right now (3:58 pm) him iz cranky an still not pakked.
ifinkso evreewun will feel better wen him iz finally on himz way!
ai noes whutchameen…my yunger (elder) boi stayed up most ob teh nite pakking. Mommakat knot sew organized, eeder…winted 2 teh mall at nite 2 purrchase teh (rechoirerd) 2nd pr ob glasses..an hii turned in his apron and wayter bukk 2 “los dos amigos” ware hii werked. Iz a mirrorcle ebberyfing gits done. (M standard thyme!)
ohai rhsb, i’z sorry yor adoptificayshun efforts gotted messded up in red tape today. hope it wurks owt tomorror!
ai hoeps soo, too., redhsb!
(an lm, tayk lots ob bleery-eyed fotos at airport, kay?)
ai gots 2 go now, bai cheezfrens!
Ai gawts a Baisment Cat wif a liddlol Ceeling Cat…jus a liddlol mine U! Wants wut he wants an wants it NAO! He mayde walker fawl ober wen he wanted meh to gib him a ried AFTER Ai went to bed! *CRASH! BOOM! SMASH!* He wuz fien butt Ai nawt!!!1! Ai had too mayke shur he wuz fien. He wuz. Nawt meh!
{{{{{KTC}}}}} Yu nawt hurted yurself again did yu?
{{{{3kittymomma}}}} Noes, Ai nawt hert maiself agin butt ai wuz wurried abowt Inky, mai residint BC. He wanted a ried awn mai walker butt Ai wuz in bed! He scaereded meh! Ai had too mayke shur he wuz OK an he wuz….jus scaereded too! *hart beeting fast jus finking abowt it* He bizzy boi! He mai trubblol boi too sumtiems! Fank U!
Ohai, KCT, glad yoo rekobbered! an dat teh Inky-won naught hurt! Can B skary!
{{{{kitkay}}}}} Ai OK butt Inky scaereded! Meh too!
I hazza stripy, spotty kitteh lyke dat! Myne 2 BC’s iz beri calm and snuggli.
ooh!
so him just knokked ober teh walker but not yoo? i glad yoo not hurtifyed! thoze kittehs kan being *almost* more trubble tahn tehys wurf, sumtimes. *almost* *still wayting for shiro to get himz delinqwint liddle fanny bakk home*
{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}} {{{{{Shiro}}}}}} Ai keep praying foar Shiro too cum hoem soonest!! Ai noes U wurrie so! Inky can be a hanful sumtiems butt! Ai wudn’t traed awl teh tee in Chyna! Nope, nope, nope! Ai wuz in bed wen teh walker went Crash, BOOM, an SMASH!!!1!
O, sry dat knotty Shiro knot home yet! ai pray, too. Ai know how yoo must miss Shiro!
yesh, i misses teh liddle juvenile delinkwent. himz a sweetie kat wen him bovvers to come arownd. (him had been spending longer an longer times away frum home resently) him iz my yunger boi’z speshul kitteh, so iz hard on him. him iz 13, but misses himz kitteh an iz wurried.
Ummmm, pop tart.
Midnyte Kitteh roadz
a tank. Heldz a Jenrull’z rank
wyle t3h Blitzkreeg rayjjd
Andz t3h bawdeez stank.
Pleezd 2 meetz himz, butz Ah woant’z
eeben gess himz naym!
Midnyte Kitteh may
nawtz beez cawfewzdd, butz Ah knoez
naychurr ubz himz gaymz
Jack.
U needz to rite down ur poemz, Jack Deth! Teh lief an tiems uv Jack Deth! {{{{Jack Deth}}}}
Lucy-furr iz goin fer da knives!
Curse that basement cat and his need for possession.
awl yore stuffs R belongs tew mii!!!
No tost foar U! Ai gawts ur toster! Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!1!
Wiffowt tost Ai nawt haz enuf muslols tu opun teh gushifud…U haz tu onlee haz kibblols.
O NOES! *Gibs tost too hoomuns wif jeloly too* {{{{West River rat}}}}}
Gonna goes hoem nao! Ai kan goes an play, play, play!!! YESH!!1
I’ve heared of “hot cross buns” but not “hot cross kittehs”…
Pop-Tart ? dat be Britanny Spears? ** SNERK**
Yoo gyv meh tostr strudl ai tink bowt iht.
he he berri funhy * pop-tart* got giggls noaw
iz eggzorcyst on speed dyle?
I cells mai soul tew BC fur pawp tart! ennee day!
u know wut – Ai’ve never had a pop tart… we donut have them heer… Ai think I’ll have to buy some if I go to Merrika wun day!
*then suddenly rememburr that my cousin is visiting her BF in origone…*
Ohaio Nennepus- we hav owr german xchng student coming on caturday.U reminded me yuropeans not hav pop-tartz! S’mores , mexican-merican fuds, Bar-B-Q, an fronsh fries w/ catsup b big hits too! (Starts paking up big boks uv fuds to send tu Nennepus)
what a gorgeous cat.
thats the funiest lol ive seen in a while.
lol thaz teh funyiest kitteh i eva see iz sooo funy
Are you people effing serious?
Y thank u I wood luv a pop tard…or meybe a cheezburger oh yea, letz go wit dat.
Leave Him Alone He`s Making Me Pop Tarts (Yes He Has My Soul) I Traded Him He Better Stay Good To His Word
beyond cute