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This one was missing the kitteh hair, but I have fixed it for you. You may bake them now…
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Eggstra fibur iz gud 4 u
one kitteh hair a day keeps the…i dunno wut, away! Goggie, maybe.
conga rats eh yur soloe nawt sekkund, annipuss!
Thx, catena.
Must hab kurrekt garnish on evry biscuit!!
makes for good decoration too methinks.
did enneewun else notiss teh kewt bowl wiff happeecat on it?
>sidles up to cownter, puts bowl under shirt wifakwikness, runs awai<
ohai MM!
are u fine?!?
thers a funny lump on you tummeh there…. nuffing danjirous ai hoep?!?
O – dis iz soe wot mai Meg duz. KenNAWT haff her en teh roum wen bakun kookeez!
Helpful kitteh is – can we really call it helpful?
Hark! Ptui!
Sawry, hairball!
Congrats, Anni, on your sewlow tawp spot! Would you like some tea and cookies (with or without cat hair, dear?)? I’ll have coffee and a currant scone, myself.
*Brings out plates and trays of sordid noms and sips*
Cheez
Thx Q! Juss had lunsh, so ownlee a cup uv tee fur me plz!
Welkum to my whirld. I have to go someplace else to make my candies this year because otterwise I’d have kitteh hair in my mints.
Kittehmnz!! Ebreewun’s fasvorit!!
Lotsa fiber!
Ai sii sunnyhuckle postud en teh comments en teh cryer yestadae. semez lyk noe chanj.
Teh masta baka
Karefullee prepayrz kookies
Fur Nom Channal Shoew.
Aww gud high koo Catena! 5 cheezburgerz fur ewe!!
Othx!
Kitty’s are so helpfull!
arent dey just!!!
they like to help us wif:
Arranging ornamints inda windurrs
Bringing in noo addishuns to howshold – deaded or live…
Choosing the best place for naps
D…
Dekoratin ebryfing wif hair
Exiting thru teh frunt doar wifakikness
Furrin up ebryfing they tuch
G
Gettun yu awp en teh mornun….teh berree berree eerlee mornun…
Helpun yu dus unda teh furnatuer
Indikatun weer dere bii bugz bii starun et dem
J…
Jumpin onta teh tawp ob teh curtins
Killin flies inna howse
Leavin harball presints beside yer bed 4 u to step in
M…
Meowing and meowing and meowing and …
Nuffing, as in doing nuffing whenever and for as long as they wish
Opening cupboard doors
P…
Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrs
Qualitee kontrull of ennyfing eaddablol…
Rest all day – kitteh life is hard…
S…
Sleep in deh hall so yu kin stepping on dem in deh dark wen u makez a potty run adn den dey kumplain bowt gitting walked on.
Take ur shineez and hiding dem
Unkuvver ur kuvvered up stuffz.
V…..
Verifyz ur address fur delibery uv 2 tunz uv toona
Welkumz delivery man wif 2 tunz uv toona
Xaminez delivery uv 2 tunz uv toona
Yelllz fur sumwun tu opun 2 tunz uv toona
Z……….
berry, berry funnee!
Verefiun dat effurree ting has ben chekkd ova, den movd eh bit adn chekkd ehgen
Watchen awl teh neyburz duens….kepen teh lis!
Xaminen awl teh papurz awn yur desk….noe, yu dons nede dese…shrd shrd shrd
Yarkun awp awl ova tu forsz yu tu klene (adn ehbawt tyem, tu!)
Zzzzzzz……….awl dat wuz tuff wurk!
Ohai, yur kuukies r dun now. Ai has to go fur up yur lawndry now. BRB
Now bring meh some milk!
kthxhurryupplz
Skwirrlgrrl! Skwirrlgirrl!!!!
Wecome bck!!!! Wlecome back!!!! We missed you!!!
ohai!! I mist u too!
*schmoos booklion*
er, sry about teh lipstik there….
*wipes off lipstick*
Nyse color…
Did you haz a good baycyashun?
I wants to heers AWL teh detayles, but I gots to leeve now, going to teh dentist (may his naym be forevver blessed) to gets an achey toof fixed.
*schmoos skwirrlgrrl, but nawt wering lipstick ‘cauz ov dental bisit*
Oh grate!!
YOo ar still alaive!! 
Ai wuz a bit werried!
Ohai, Janet…I am bakk frum dentist, and will be leeving to drive to Syracuse to have a (drumroll, please) root canal. Pleh. But will be gud to haz teh pain made to go away.
Pleh indeed. Wishin yu teh bestest.
ai will be hopin yur Syracuse root canal purrson be a professional, be takin gud care ob yoo, an nawt like the “dentist” that did my last wun!!
*zoom – THUD* *comes flyin in an knoks Skwirrlgrrl rollin*
Sawree! Arr yu o-k? O, awlmoas furrgot! WELCOME BAK!!!
*rolls around in cirkles on teh floor*
ohai!
*roll*
fanks!
*roll*
how is u??
*roll*
oooo… Iz wii playing spin deh skwirrl??
*spinz Leeza rownd sum more*
*na*
*roll*
*rows*
*roll*
*eyes*
*roll*
app
*leeza rolls on*
lies
*leeza rolls on*
ree
*leeza rolls on*
lee
*leeza rolls on*
egg
*leeza rolls on*
spen
*leeza rolls on*
sib
*leeza rolls on*
antiwrinklolcreemwiffakwiknessbefoar
*leeza rolls on*
OHAI leeza!!! We mist yoo wif a feerce!
And . . .did yoo have gud taim awn yurr vacayshun???
Aid spin yoo about too – but this iz a “Drive-Bye” post!!
Ai’m off to get mai noo bike!!
Ohai! Fine fanks an yu? Nawt brewsed an dizzee, ai hoap?
Ohai Cween! Yesh, dat luks lyke a nyce game!
Oooo! looks like mi kitteh! Missy! Whachuduin in LOL?! “Chokolat? I kant be liken dat! Butteh smell gud, doh!”
Yur Missy is purrrty!
Lol, baking kittie
Nuthing laik a littlol halper in teh kittchen!!
ow deer – you haz a speck of dirtz too – let me cleanz it up wih kitteh spit – nachurs disinfectent……
Butt, pleez tu mayke shoar no hayres in MAI fuds! Pleh!
*rolls into parrothed with a schmack*
ohai!! how is you? how is ur dotter doing in NC???
**falls ovur an startz rolling beside skwirrl** Welcom bak! Ai mist yu! Deed yu habba gud baykayshun? Hurz dune fyn so far, berry bizzee, so far haz nawt got in trubblol oar aksed fur munnies! **getting dizzee**
Ruby kitteh lives in owr house likes to sip owr hooman’s coffee en ten hooman has to go ALL te wayz downstares to make unnuder….
I has 2 words for ur human: Upstairs coffee maker machine. *nods*
or, cut down on teh creem in ur coffee….
*spinz Leeza agin*
*ponders teeching LCB how tu cownt past 2*
In a word, fuhgeddaboudit.
tanks – he haz started uzing Starbucks coffee thermos but iz not too impressed wit it…
ai notice wen he working on computa – tis is usually a sign for us tree kittehs to jump on desk, sitz on hiz papa scripts, stroll past hiz face n generally asks for adorashun. Alsoz hiz hand dat moves ‘puta mouse iz good target for kitteh hed buttin.
LOL!! We tuk a littlol poll a bit ago – hoo wud drink teh drink after teh kitteh taysted it.
Neerlee ebreewun confest – they WUD!!!
Ohai JCH4K! Mai mawm an mai dad shayres dere tea, waddur, cawfee, wutebur, wif dere goggie. Noa teh sillee goggie won’t drink outta himz waddur bowl, hasta hab a glass frum teh fridj! **slow sad headshake**
Hmmm cumz to tinks of it – Ruby drinks waddur from flower vase wen perfekly good freshes wadder iz in kitteh wadduh bowl
Dat haz moar flavr!
my sis-in-law drinked water taht teh kitteh dippd himz paw in, but only cawz her hubby (my baby bruvver) didn’t tell her till after her drinkd it taht teh kitteh putted himz paw in it.
Mayn Coon Kitteh habz
flooffee Tukkseedo glubz, spatz
andz jynoarmuss vesst
Mayn Coon Kitteh habz
feeng 4 yoonefoarmittee
inz awll feengz himz seez
Mayn Coon Kitteh lubz
himz awnsawmbill andz prefurrz
2 habz itz dry cleend
Jack.
Okai….’awnsaymbill’ toyk mii eh bit!
This kitteh is adorable, but the LOL brings back bad memories.
**pownciz on rhsb** Did yu git teh kitteh? Didja didja didja?
What a hungry catz!
Love it. Awsomez.
You can’t eat anything without your kitteh blessing it first.
The middle bottom one looks like a fat kitty actually… amazingly fat
“wifakikness”
I’ve seen this word on here and it is buggin me. What does it mean?!?
LoL, this reminds me. My mom bought me a bowl decorated with cat paws that says, “Everything tastes better with cat hair.”