Comments on: I’m bored. Entertain meh.

By: gill

gill — Mon, 30 May 2011 17:10:16 +0000

Si funny

By: Liz

Liz — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 13:16:16 +0000

He or she is so cute. Reminds me of my Maine Coon, Apollo. Sorry about the lack of LOL speak.

By: Ryushi

Ryushi — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:58:24 +0000

@ the pic: Me too kitteh. That’s why i’m here.

By: lubsorinjwuns

lubsorinjwuns — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:54:49 +0000

Bye, ebryone, goin 4 teh walk! Mebbe talk layter!

By: lubsorinjwuns

lubsorinjwuns — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:53:05 +0000

Nite Nennepus, had fun chatting wif u today. Feel better! {{{Nennepus}}}

By: lubsorinjwuns

lubsorinjwuns — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:48:17 +0000

Mai handy dad made it. Aifinkso it needs new carpet covering!! Four layers of floof! Dats a lot of floof!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:46:30 +0000

‘Nite, Nennepus.

Fanks foar teh goodees.

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:41:02 +0000

*brings Red sum cayk and frooteh punch from BFs boofay*
Cheers!
Heers to everything untangling itself an wun calico floofball finding its ritefull forebber hoem!
Skål!

nao – I’m off to bed, with all my meds… donut know if its the oinky floo – but comfortublol – it aint…
Nite nite!

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:38:39 +0000

o.O – thats wun shredded scratching post!!!

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:36:35 +0000

Gud card trick!!!
*picks up own cards an frow indee ayr…*
*cards just fall doun over everywuns hedds…*
*sloe, sad, heddshayk*
Ai donut fink Lost Wayges missed a great entetainer inn mee!!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:33:58 +0000

Leese nawt say ennyfing abowt pets at awl, butt leesin manidjur sez “U can has kittehs”.

I jes need dat in ritin.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:33:53 +0000

the pertinent question is, was hii a “good sport” about it?

By: lubsorinjwuns

lubsorinjwuns — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:32:47 +0000

{{{{{{{red}}}}}}}

Ai noes this nawt really helpin, butt (!) if dis nawt work out, consider adoptifyin kitteh from private purson whose mommakat has teh kittens. Its anover option. Ai knows how much it means to has a kitteh in ur life.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:31:15 +0000

Well, hii wuz askin’foar eet.

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:30:00 +0000

oh – yess… noes bout that… But amazinglee enuff, not when we go to the vet because his hurt or sick – then he’s fine about it… it’s as if he nose!!!

Buster a norinje tuxie – whyte floofeh stomach and socks… – an he’s part norwegian forrest kitteh, so he has the 4 layers of floof and the floofeh ears…

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:29:57 +0000

Ohhh….landlurds!!!!! An wai cudnt hab kitteh? Ey nawt make trubble. Hope ebryting wurks out ok. Keep us posted.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:28:43 +0000

Oooh fun!
Ai wanna play 52 pickup wif yew nennepus.
**grabs deck ob cards adn tosses dem in the air**
**cards disappear inna fireball adn glitter rains down**

By: catena

catena — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:28:24 +0000

ddi yu jus jump teh shahk?

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:28:04 +0000

That wuld cheer her up!

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:27:11 +0000

oh – but, they’ll be opin inda morning rite?!?! an the leese dussint say you cant have kittehs?!?

*crossis fingurrs an toes an ebryfing else dat can be crossid for the red taype to disappear for Red*
{{{{{{{Red}}}}}}}}

By: lubsorinjwuns

lubsorinjwuns — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:26:30 +0000

Ai’d fly to CA AND pay gud munnies to see teh NC66 show! It’d be worf the gigglols!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:26:15 +0000

Fanks, fren.

A gud stiff wun iz awlayz nyse.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:25:21 +0000

3km – U shud kno by now – NUFFIN in lyf iz eezy, speshulee mien.

**goes owtsied foar breevin treetmint an considurz crakkin opin bottlol of adult bevridj**

By: lubsorinjwuns

lubsorinjwuns — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:24:49 +0000

Mai orinj boi has a lot of teh white. Orinj hed, back nd tail. Hims sleeps on mai bed nd snugglols up against mai legs. Him had a mad yesterday tho when ai took him to teh vet 4 hims shots. Mad kitteh was mad!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:24:35 +0000

**make Red a stiff drink**
**duzzn eben fink ob cracking joke abowt makin’it stiff**
DANG!
**heds tew NB**

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:23:45 +0000

Sinse I rent my playse, dey want proof dat I can has kitteh. Butt, my leese nawt say I can has kitteh.

So, I needs werd frum manidjmint sayin I can has kitteh. Leesin awfiss clozed an I cannawt get ennywun to return my fone cawlz. (I has cawled 3 diffrint peeplols at corprit awfiss.)

**SIGH**

I nawt need dis. I’m battlolin demonz an nawt need enny moar carp.

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:23:30 +0000

ooh – card tricks!
*taykes a deck of cards – tries teh trick – elebenty cards flie round the room*
o.O – I ment tu du that!!! *nod nod nod* ai sure did!!!
*fills a playte wif caek, puts onna hat wif pompom an fills a glass wif punck*
Hippo burds eye to the burfday peeps!!!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:23:03 +0000

No, no, no!!! Why iz dey bein diffikult?? Yu need a kitteh, kitteh needs a furebber home, WTF?

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:21:15 +0000

LOL!! ifinkso i pay gud munnies to see teh NC66 show!

By: lubsorinjwuns

lubsorinjwuns — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:20:37 +0000

Oww oww oww! Mai fingers is hurtin 4 u!

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:19:48 +0000

floofeh is teh wurd!!
my green carpit is… OBNP… wif green inbeetween…
but his a cuddlemonster – the “dontfencemeeintype”

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:19:42 +0000

heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to IceWhisker, Deeku, Kitteh007, JMixx, Advicelady, an sharynz!! wow, seemz liek tehrs a lot ob burfday iz setpember *cownts 9 munfs frum noo yeerz eev* anyway, an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, buttery yello caeks wif choklit frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags filled wif fings to entertayn yor kitteh!! windup mowsies, majik trikks, card trikks, bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, balls ob shiny yarn, kandee (for yoo), an yoyos taht maek tweety nowzes wen tehy yoyo!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!

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By: lubsorinjwuns

lubsorinjwuns — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:18:54 +0000

Oh, red, how you get tangled in yur own tayp? (Red tayp, sorry, littlol gigglol) Ai’m sure she will be dere 2morrow. Ai is finking positive thaughts 4 u. {{{{{red}}}}

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:17:17 +0000

YIPE! Ai fink ai ober did it wif teh car door. **straightenz fingurz** *snap cracklol pop* Lemme try again /_ \ ' \ \ ., | | /. \ \ \ / /`; \ \---/ / _( O )_ >{== Y e ==} `-._w___.-'-<

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:16:56 +0000

*starts pulling bits of red taype of Reds clothes*…
but – ai donut understand??? they nose u want hur – cant they just put a taken-sine on the cayge – at least for a day???

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:15:04 +0000

Sure, butt(!) only wunce. **slams fingers in car door** *eep* /_ \ ' \ \ ., | | /. \ \ \ / /`; \ \---/ / _( O )_ >{== Y e ==} `-._w___.-'-<

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:12:54 +0000

Got tanglold in red tayp.

I MITE be ablol to has hur 2morrow, ifn hur is sill dere.

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:10:47 +0000

whut happened*??

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:08:50 +0000

Ohai, frenz.

I’m hoam, an still kitteh-less.

By: lubsorinjwuns

lubsorinjwuns — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:07:37 +0000

Fanks Nennepus! Ai went wifa kwikness to luuk at ur profil! Buster is a most byootimus floofy orinj boi!!!

By: gammacat

gammacat — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:04:38 +0000

pterry FTW!!!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:01:25 +0000

Ooh! Shadoe puppies! Can yu do “Deformd rabbit”? Taht’s mai fayvrut!

By: lubsorinjwuns

lubsorinjwuns — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:59:51 +0000

Lol! Dat luuked laik a klip frum Benny Hill! All dats missing is teh muzik! Ai just getted teh notification on mai Blackberry dat u sended me a fwend reqwest! Fank u Nennepus!

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:58:08 +0000

ai noes – stoopy WP wont let me be bloo on my hoem computer…
*hedbats WP for the elebetieth thyme…*
So I sendid you wun instead!!!

By: lubsorinjwuns

lubsorinjwuns — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:54:12 +0000

Hey Nennepus, ai is noo to ICHC nd ai woold laik to send u a fwend reqwest butt (snerk!) ur nayme doesn’t has a bloo.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:54:03 +0000

Ai brunged sordid canapéz
And, dis scratchin poast wif feathery boblol toy
**provides sum lite entertainmint down fred**

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:53:22 +0000

and the stories always end up with Emil locking himself inda woodshed to make yet anudder wooden doll...

By: lubsorinjwuns

lubsorinjwuns — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:50:59 +0000

Oh Fanks, NC! You haz a hyooj win and awesome!
*lubsorinjwuns falls awf chair from laffin*

By: lubsorinjwuns

lubsorinjwuns — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:46:36 +0000

Lol!! That sounds laik something mai bois wood do!

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:41:58 +0000

Well – Emil is a bit on the mischievous side, and he wants to eat the last drop of soup… so he sticks his head in the soup terrine (not bowl… need a noo thesaurus…) – and get stuck… His mum doesn’t want to break teh bowl – so they taek him to teh doctor and he finalee gets him out… which in the end cost more than an noo soop terrine… When they come home, his sister asks how he got stuck… and he puts the soop terrine back on his head…
His mum – who didn’t want to brake in teh furst playce, brakes it with the fire rake (???) – end of episode…
Very cute stories – his called Emil of maple hill aifink – in ingerlish…