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Maek me laff
yu iz awn eh rol tudae!
Thx, Juss got lukkee, Ai gess!
hangin’ wit the Earl of Sandwich?
nah, just hammin it up!
Ai mayo catchup wif yu layter.
Ai will relish teh momint.
Hay! Ai aer nawt noms!
das nawt wot ai hurd…
bawt lettuce leaf dis nauw…
yesh – we donut wont to leaf ennywun reddish fayced!!!
*O.o cough meds and anti feber meds bunneh kikking in…*
Let hab an endive dis
*nod nod nod*
befoar our nervs are awl friseed…
Life has lost its flavor!
let mii ennetane yu…let mii mayk yu smiel…
Lemme do a fyoo trix; sum oled an tehn sum gnu trix. Ai’m rly verse a tile!
dis gypsee kitteh hydez gud stuf behynd slatz, nawt fanz…
a liddlol halp wif teh chinnee chin chin wud bee gud tew, kthnx
OY…………waiter, a nudder dubble ovah heer.
hey! were yu bene hidun?
duwahdiddy?
.
it’s awful small, but awful pretty
du….wah….diddy
diddee dumm diddee dum …
U not be hidin – u been wawking doun de street!!!
du wa diddy diddy dum diddy doo!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Anni-the-nimble-fingurred: congratz
Thx!
Long as iz nawt stoopid hooman channul. Ai wach dat awl de tiem.
Wud ai be amewsed bii a partee? Sey a neu kitteh showwere? Pet etre.
A partee! Ai can has sum buffallow wingz fer noms, adn lessee, aifinkso a floofy callyco bebe niids a noo brush fer prezzies.
Ai haz toona sammichis an a catnip mowsie
Ai brunged sordid canapéz
And, dis scratchin poast wif feathery boblol toy
**provides sum lite entertainmint down fred**
Entertaynmint! NAO!
Tink uf awl deh purrdee whaite furr dis kitteh can dekrate deh haus wid!
Step awn mai bawl an fawl doun go boom liek u did yesserdai. Dat wuz berry `moozin!
snerk
Haff reechd sertun aij
Tingz nawt weer dey uzd tu bii
Tiym fur eh fais liff
Skate on over to nytimes.com/2009/09/13/realestate/13habi.html?em (add the prefixes) to see an article and audio slide show about kitten rescue. {{{pd and seanya}}}
jeeez, how lawng does it take to open the gushifuds.
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ah meen………..reeely.
Hoo iz dis kitteh? Kurt Cobain reincarnated? Smellz like fishee Teen Spirit 2 mih.
Smellz liek Tuna Speeret tu mi
“Hear we are now, entertaimuss”
dis iz nawt the ladder ub Success? Den why iz I Stuck in the rungz?
Iz dis kitteh on himz wai up or on himz way down?
**putz awn jester hat**
**jugglez elebenty balls**
**eats fire**
**stick head in lionz mouf**
**duz bawdyville act – “Slowly I turned…”**
**sawz goggie in half**
**hits self in face wif pi**
**makes balloon animlolz**
**reads funny headlines**
**plays yookilaylee**
**throws knives arownd purty gurl**
**steals kitteh’s nose**
**makes faces**
**performz William Tell Obiture wif armpit farts**
**jumps elebenty cans of gushifud wif minibike**
**dives 10 stories into
tankbukkitglasswet spongeKitteh: *yawn*
Nebber myned, nc. Ai loled!
Dis shulda gawn up under yor nawt sekkund cawmint den. – Congrats!
Thx fur teh congrats! WP iz habbin wun uv its daiz, Aifink!
blawzay kitteh is blawzay.
wow!!! *floofypawsapplaws*
I wus blowz away!
Yur berri verse a tile nc66, wered yu lern to do awl dem triks? Yuse been brawt up in a sircus?
Cirque de Blasé
*sits up behind camera*
ready when you are C.B.
Ai is entertayned, NC! What else u gotz? Espeshially enjoyed teh armpit farts.
**sings nashunal anthem wif hand puppit while drinking waddur**
**shoots applol awf yung boyz hed wif arrow**
**blows bubblolz**
**plays Flight ob teh Bumblolbee awn waddur glasses**
**creates “bloo flame” aurora bore-e-alis**
**skii jumps ober shark tank**
**pulls up shirt and duz teh truffle shuffle**
**makes shadow puppits**
**spins uh duzzin plates awn sticks**
**duz impressions – Luke, ai yam yor fadder**
**pulls
rabbitlion out ob hat.**Ai gotta git anudder hat
**perfoarmz Bohemian Farsody**
Kitteh: zzzzzzz
Oh Fanks, NC! You haz a hyooj win and awesome!
*lubsorinjwuns falls awf chair from laffin*
Ooh! Shadoe puppies! Can yu do “Deformd rabbit”? Taht’s mai fayvrut!
pterry FTW!!!
Sure, butt(!) only wunce.
**slams fingers in car door**
*eep*
/_ \' \ \ .,| | /. \\ \ / /`;\ \---/ /_( O )_>{== Y e ==}`-._w___.-'-<YIPE! Ai fink ai ober did it wif teh car door.
**straightenz fingurz**
*snap cracklol pop*
Lemme try again
/_ \' \ \ .,| | /. \\ \ / /`;\ \---/ /_( O )_>{== Y e ==}`-._w___.-'-<Oww oww oww! Mai fingers is hurtin 4 u!
LOL!! ifinkso i pay gud munnies to see teh NC66 show!
Ai’d fly to CA AND pay gud munnies to see teh NC66 show! It’d be worf the gigglols!
ddi yu jus jump teh shahk?
Well, hii wuz askin’ foar eet.
the pertinent question is, was hii a “good sport” about it?
Remines me of a lesser knowun Louweesa Alcott buk, An Ol Fashun Girl wif a place where a rich (but kyoot) littul cusinn girul sais, (and this is not in lolspeek – it’s how it’s written in the book):
“I’m fwactious an’ must be amoosed.”
butt (!!) my norwegiun inkwiring mynd inkwyres – wut is Fawctious??
fractious.
dikshunairy sez…ahem…”unruly,… quarrelsome”
ah – thanks – and thanks to google!
and I learned a noo wurd! And since cheezland is bout sharing:
frac⋅tious
/ˈfrækʃəs/ [frak-shuhs]
–adjective
1. refractory or unruly: a fractious animal that would not submit to the harness.
2. readily angered; peevish; irritable; quarrelsome: an incorrigibly fractious young man.
Origin:
1715–25; fracti(on) + -ous
Related forms:
frac⋅tious⋅ly, adverb
frac⋅tious⋅ness, noun
Synonyms:
1. stubborn, difficult. 2. testy, captious, petulant, snappish, pettish, waspish, touchy.
Fanks Nenne furr teh shayrin – dis iz a yoosful wurd
*makes note to self – pleez be remembrin to yuse noo wurd as soon as pussible in case yu fergits it*
Wen babbehs aer growin teefs dey gets frakshus!
yez – dose awld-fashund gurlz jus won submit tu dey harnuss…
*hedez tu teh nawtee barn*
Haz ennywun els note-isst teh splortashus naychur of teh floofy white belleh? *titens CHRG adn raps awn a littlol moar goosytaep*
Woz juss thinkin to maiseff taht this is most splortashus kitteh, wiv teh sawft floofeh belleh adn the floofeh pause, adn well….. teh floofeh ebberfing!
Karefull u dontz getz ur hed stuck in teh chair, kitteh! Mai sistur didz dat when she had a littlol. We laffed nd tuk pikturs ob her nd then our dad got her out. She had a mad after dat. *gigglols at teh memry!!*
*snikr*
Did your dad have to brake teh chayre???
reminds med of the swedish childruns awfor Astrid Lindgrens Emil i Lønneberga – when he puts his head in de soop bowl… twice…
No, he jest getted hims handy screw driver.
*still giggloling at the memry*
Ais nawt familiar wif ur story. Whut happinned? Hed in teh soop bowl… twice? Ais giggloling some mores at teh pikture in mai hed!
Well – Emil is a bit on the mischievous side, and he wants to eat the last drop of soup… so he sticks his head in the soup terrine (not bowl… need a noo thesaurus…) – and get stuck… His mum doesn’t want to break teh bowl – so they taek him to teh doctor and he finalee gets him out… which in the end cost more than an noo soop terrine… When they come home, his sister asks how he got stuck… and he puts the soop terrine back on his head…
His mum – who didn’t want to brake in teh furst playce, brakes it with the fire rake (???) – end of episode…
Very cute stories – his called Emil of maple hill aifink – in ingerlish…
Lol!! That sounds laik something mai bois wood do!
and the stories always end up with Emil locking himself inda woodshed to make yet anudder wooden doll…
Lol! Dat luuked laik a klip frum Benny Hill! All dats missing is teh muzik! Ai just getted teh notification on mai Blackberry dat u sended me a fwend reqwest! Fank u Nennepus!
Hey Nennepus, ai is noo to ICHC nd ai woold laik to send u a fwend reqwest butt (snerk!) ur nayme doesn’t has a bloo.
ai noes – stoopy WP wont let me be bloo on my hoem computer…
*hedbats WP for the elebetieth thyme…*
So I sendid you wun instead!!!
Fanks Nennepus! Ai went wifa kwikness to luuk at ur profil! Buster is a most byootimus floofy orinj boi!!!
floofeh is teh wurd!!
my green carpit is… OBNP… wif green inbeetween…
but his a cuddlemonster – the “dontfencemeeintype”
Mai orinj boi has a lot of teh white. Orinj hed, back nd tail. Hims sleeps on mai bed nd snugglols up against mai legs. Him had a mad yesterday tho when ai took him to teh vet 4 hims shots. Mad kitteh was mad!
oh – yess… noes bout that… But amazinglee enuff, not when we go to the vet because his hurt or sick – then he’s fine about it… it’s as if he nose!!!
Buster a norinje tuxie – whyte floofeh stomach and socks… – an he’s part norwegian forrest kitteh, so he has the 4 layers of floof and the floofeh ears…
o.O – thats wun shredded scratching post!!!
Mai handy dad made it. Aifinkso it needs new carpet covering!! Four layers of floof! Dats a lot of floof!
I heerz 2 much uv dis frum mai kidletz — doan b kneadin 2 heerz it frum da kittehz 2…
Ohai, frenz.
I’m hoam, an still kitteh-less.
whut happened*??
Got tanglold in red tayp.
I MITE be ablol to has hur 2morrow, ifn hur is sill dere.
*starts pulling bits of red taype of Reds clothes*…
but – ai donut understand??? they nose u want hur – cant they just put a taken-sine on the cayge – at least for a day???
Oh, red, how you get tangled in yur own tayp? (Red tayp, sorry, littlol gigglol) Ai’m sure she will be dere 2morrow. Ai is finking positive thaughts 4 u. {{{{{red}}}}
Sinse I rent my playse, dey want proof dat I can has kitteh. Butt, my leese nawt say I can has kitteh.
So, I needs werd frum manidjmint sayin I can has kitteh. Leesin awfiss clozed an I cannawt get ennywun to return my fone cawlz. (I has cawled 3 diffrint peeplols at corprit awfiss.)
**SIGH**
I nawt need dis. I’m battlolin demonz an nawt need enny moar carp.
oh – but, they’ll be opin inda morning rite?!?! an the leese dussint say you cant have kittehs?!?
*crossis fingurrs an toes an ebryfing else dat can be crossid for the red taype to disappear for Red*
{{{{{{{Red}}}}}}}}
Leese nawt say ennyfing abowt pets at awl, butt leesin manidjur sez “U can has kittehs”.
I jes need dat in ritin.
*brings Red sum cayk and frooteh punch from BFs boofay*
Cheers!
Heers to everything untangling itself an wun calico floofball finding its ritefull forebber hoem!
Skål!
nao – I’m off to bed, with all my meds… donut know if its the oinky floo – but comfortublol – it aint…
Nite nite!
‘Nite, Nennepus.
Fanks foar teh goodees.
Nite Nennepus, had fun chatting wif u today. Feel better! {{{Nennepus}}}
{{{{{{{red}}}}}}}
Ai noes this nawt really helpin, butt (!) if dis nawt work out, consider adoptifyin kitteh from private purson whose mommakat has teh kittens. Its anover option. Ai knows how much it means to has a kitteh in ur life.
**make Red a stiff drink**
**duzzn eben fink ob cracking joke abowt makin’ it stiff**
DANG!
**heds tew NB**
Fanks, fren.
A gud stiff wun iz awlayz nyse.
That wuld cheer her up!
No, no, no!!! Why iz dey bein diffikult?? Yu need a kitteh, kitteh needs a furebber home, WTF?
3km – U shud kno by now – NUFFIN in lyf iz eezy, speshulee mien.
**goes owtsied foar breevin treetmint an considurz crakkin opin bottlol of adult bevridj**
Ohhh….landlurds!!!!! An wai cudnt hab kitteh? Ey nawt make trubble. Hope ebryting wurks out ok. Keep us posted.
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to IceWhisker, Deeku, Kitteh007, JMixx, Advicelady, an sharynz!! wow, seemz liek tehrs a lot ob burfday iz setpember *cownts 9 munfs frum noo yeerz eev* anyway, an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, buttery yello caeks wif choklit frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags filled wif fings to entertayn yor kitteh!! windup mowsies, majik trikks, card trikks, bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, balls ob shiny yarn, kandee (for yoo), an yoyos taht maek tweety nowzes wen tehy yoyo!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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ooh – card tricks!
*taykes a deck of cards – tries teh trick – elebenty cards flie round the room*
o.O – I ment tu du that!!! *nod nod nod* ai sure did!!!
*fills a playte wif caek, puts onna hat wif pompom an fills a glass wif punck*
Hippo burds eye to the burfday peeps!!!
Oooh fun!
Ai wanna play 52 pickup wif yew nennepus.
**grabs deck ob cards adn tosses dem in the air**
**cards disappear inna fireball adn glitter rains down**
Gud card trick!!!
*picks up own cards an frow indee ayr…*
*cards just fall doun over everywuns hedds…*
*sloe, sad, heddshayk*
Ai donut fink Lost Wayges missed a great entetainer inn mee!!!
Bye, ebryone, goin 4 teh walk! Mebbe talk layter!
@ the pic: Me too kitteh. That’s why i’m here.
He or she is so cute. Reminds me of my Maine Coon, Apollo. Sorry about the lack of LOL speak.