
Welcomz to mah crib!
next week will b mtv cribs: tree edishun.
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Welcomz to mah crib!
next week will b mtv cribs: tree edishun.
Picture by: brenynashley07 Caption by: kivitimo via Our LOL Builder
yu shayr wif mii???
Yay catena, congratz to yu! Adn Kerri, carosue adn Nennepus too
tank yu!
has aneewon hurd frum sunnyhuckle tudae?
nawt yet tudai
Ohai Y’all! Could I jes fur a minnit hijak diz LOL tu offur a dryve bye Public Surviss Nouncemint?… Pls to clik my bloo nayme if enny ov yu CheezPeeps, or yur frens, or yur famblees tu needin hep wif yur meds… it’s this linkee: h ttp://www.pparx.org/ … I jez bee tryin tu heps. kthxbye!
Merican website..sowwy I furgets tu menshun dat…kthxbye agin!
well hims did yuz lolspeek…
can weh keeps him?
can weh!?
can weh!?
oh wait… iz dis owr Griffyn?
O.o sry
No prollem – I’m jus tryin to heps sum peeps dat menshuned a need awn a preveeyus LOL…sumtymes ya jus gotta no wear tu look. sokay klwu!
hehe well least ai wuz niec
I wud hab been mort if ai’d wuznt… yu dids it so niecly ai wanteds tu keep yu
Batchler pad, ai has it!
O lookee – hee haz a leetol teeny tiny ball ub yarn!! Eetz da same cholora as da towles ….
Sumfink furr da ladies to play wif (asidez frum heem ob curse) …
Mai batchala padd!
Wyld partiez wif gurl kittehz!
Each nite en mai dremez…
woohoo ohaiku!
cum in an stay awhile!
Dis is a seriously kyute kitteh. Make sure yer ducky tape is tite!
Dis bee berri troo, elebenty sport warning in prossess. Mite eben need goossee taype!
yeesh! Goossee tayp ai needs it! hims lukin kinda Bengally an ai has sawft spawt fur dem
*putts Goossee tayp awl round hur hed*
*watches az Kerri gits goosed bai her tapes* Duz dat hurtz you Kerri?? Dat be berry aggrressive tapez you bee oozin. *flinches az Kerri awlmost goosed inna herz aye!!!*
Mae bee ur bwains nawt splort, butt dat goosee tapes gonna leeb sum marks!!
liddle bludy but still gud an wif all the splorts ai has iz awl skard up enyway
Butt itz awl werf it ta beez abol ta seez da kyoot!!
Iz noolie been pimped up!
Yo, yo, yo!
No goggies aloud!!
Noe boys alowd!!
onlee kyootie gurlie kittehs hoo wnats ta pway wif my balls —
Ub yarn! yous habs a durty mind!! Iz a babbeh kitteh!!
thats one small crib!!!
Teh kyootist ting on eMpTyV by far!
Hah! Clevver title, Cygnia.
booklion, dids you gets mai message bowt heet an toofaches?
Uninhibited Kitteh iz uninhibited!! He beez flashin heem “junk.”
hee hee. she sed “junk”
Iz Barbiegerl kitteh, Aifinkso. Got teh Barbidreemkrait.
komfykitteh
…iz komfy
Izz kittehs answer tu teh nawtee barn?
Well – he is sitting there playing with his bawl…
Kitteh shore luks cumfee!
Aaakkkk!!! *closes eyes and pulls CHRG tighter* Lil spotty bebbeh belly!!
SQQQQUUUUUEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*pulls on HGGs an CHRG*
Hey! I is a wile feerse jagular or leppurd! Dis mah den an I has draggd mah latest kill (a hyooje string oktopuzz) in here to debour it!! You bettur treet me wif feer an dred an respekt or yool be teh next on the nommin list!!
AN KWIT CALLIN ME KYOOT!!!!
yes, yes, yu ar a feerce hunter littol spotted kitteh!
butt…. a kyoot feerce hunter yu muss admit
Yesh yesh, ai be berry kyoot butt (!) dis floofy paw nawt raised in teh fwendship! Doan com in mai crib or ai smack yu!
Iz willingz tu taek teh riks fur teh kyoot littlol spotty belleh floof!
bwing it on!!! No ticklol mai spotty belleh floof!
eh verree kyoot littul feerce hunta
Kyoot video ub sleepin babbeh kitteh at dat dreaminofkittens.com webby syte
ohhh splorts!!!
tu kyoot an ai lubs it wens dey does taht
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPY BURFDAY to Tiggles an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i rebember wen i furst seed Tiggles, almost a yeer ago, wen her camed to teh fashun show dressed az a pie rat!! wuz very fashunablol. anyway, heer are sum tasty fudjy burfday caeks, wite cakes wif fluffy lemmin frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht sparkle wen tehy bownse, neon-colured plastik fishy water skwirters, kandee, an blak-velvit colur-it-yorself kitteh posters!! wif glo-in-teh dark markers!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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oooh. ai lubs teh fishy water skwirters. a lot of mai non-co werkers be gone now. thems will have a damp surpwise tomorrow! BF, how is your liddol man? iz he still teh sick? ai sure hopes not
him iz much betterer, fank yoo very much. still not bakk to skool, him haz a big tired. prolly go bakk tomorrow (but i likes habbing him home wif me
)
yippee. ai iz teh sew beary glad fur him and ew. ew are the mostest awsumest burfday fairy ai haz eber met. ai haz a “squeeeee” excitable cuz ai haz a burfday coming up.
whut a kyoot naem! Happi Burfday Tiggles
aifinkso tudai ai will habs sum ob teh sparkly party punch yums
oh noes, oh noes. *tuggin on CHRG eben tighter* dat has got tew bee teh mostest kyootest kitteh ai eber seed
Ohai cheezpeeps! heer iz eh kyoot storee:
kitteh cafez
ohai eberyone! ai reeds yoo eberyday & laffs louds…
dis is cootest ktteh ai haz seed fer agesssssssssss….ai feelz a bit…dizzies…oooh…..mai hed feelz wooooo…………….
is ai going to……SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh noes! our nooest unlurker Beakerj is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Beakerj in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
ooo, dis kitteh reminds me of the “eva teh diva” pictures of her in her carrier.
Kitteh says: “dis am where teh majek hapinz”
A window into Cyoot-land
(Tightly clutches CHRG and HGGs)
*weakly* fankoo Nennepus…ai waz scard ther that mai goggies wud haz to lik mai branes & refils mai hed…
teh passionfruits maks me feelz a bids bedder, but hows can ai forgetz teh teeni tumi wiv teh teeni spotz….
teeniest tummi ai evre ticlikfied waz bery bebbeh kittehs…liks litl stripy hummbug…onli 2 hrs old………teeni teeni…
*sips eliksir noms donut* oohs ai feels much bedder an stron now…nexLOL pls!
oahi beakerj! ew mus bee beary, beary kareful of the teeniest tiniest spotted tummehs. deh are teh kyootest to me. butt *snerk* dis beautimaus babeh eben haz teh stripeys. ooooh teh kyoot iz mush too mush fur eben teh strongest cheezpeep. May ai offur my pretty grey floofy paw of friendship to ew. and welkum, welkum. ai iz relatively knew here and ai iz so addicted. eberyone here is sew fun and kewl (best spelling of the word ever!) anna talented. ai lubs ICHC!! (ai wish ai knew how to do those kewl hearts!
Ohai!
If you are onna PC running frantikally away from windurrs – you can find you character map (my pute is running skreeming away from vista and I just search for it – but I fink it’s under programs – accessories – system tools) – there you can find ♥♣♦♠♪♫☺☻☼ among otters…
Bengallee Kitteh amz
in lubz wiff hurz deelytefullz,
peenk Barrbee Dreem Howss
Barrbee Dreem Howss can
goez enneewayr hurz Prittee
Wun wawntz 2 taykz it
Barrbee Dreem Howss habz
lawtza blankittz 2 helpz wiff
lawnnnng deelishshuss Napz!
Jack.
oh – how kyoot!!!!
uh oh… SPLORT!!!!
O deer, o deer. Wearz taht portlol CCC hamper? Wear didz Nennepus leef it?
Halp–we haz a germanzee hear!
Weight, weight–i founded it.
%skoops braynes up an rincies with grapefruit sparkleh mineral water-ow, ow, taht stingz*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif plain ducky taep – hello Kitty tape all gawn*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Nennepuss in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room *
Now stai awai frum sptty belliez for a wile
ooh – doblol reskew!!! Thanks Meezer Mom!
those ohaikus are just too much
*tightens purrtektib geer to go back to neggst lol*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Nennepus’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fankies Anni!!
That Ohaiku just tore mah CHRG wdoi apart…
*noms the choclip possum* – hmm – chokklit!
*luks round for the CC hampurr…* ooh – I leftid it up thread!
Woot! yeah for Napz & for Jack Deth!
Jack! FTW. dat ees teh awesum and win. ai wuz thinkin taht eet wuz a babeh girl kitteh too!
Dis wer teh majic happen.
OH MAI. I has a famus!
Conga Rats & Shoelaces two yu!