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philisophiclol kitteh…
…is philisophiclol.
adn heaveh!
he ain’t heaveh – his mah bruther…
says the kitteh on taupe.
Dat wut ai waz tienkinz
Ai dun wanna beh yr pillow getoff getoff getoff!
Ai doan’t wanna be teh unnerneef kitteh
stakkablol kittehs are stakkablol!
Maaahm! Teh blankit iz skwashin meh!
…i am in your inhibitions, stifling them.
Iz a fieve way macrame! Hoo gawtz teh dansing rodints tuday?
Kin wii ooze dat flyin rodint toodai?? Kin wii? Kin wii huh” You member, the pijiunz frum, um, well, sumtyme agoz … Pijeons — sky rats!!
Dey bean practicin der aireeall Conga Line!!!
Aireeall Conga Lion! Squeee! Do Want!
Bee likee a aer shoo!! Dey kin doo doo da doo fourmashun and stuff …
{{elsa mama}} yesh, yesh, squeeee me too!
ai wanna see teh flying rats! ai haz mai clear umberbrella tew be avoiding any “dropsies”
ai wuz hopin for bats maiself
Pawzitive owtluk kitteh iz pawzetive…and sqwoshed!
o0, call skotty. transplorter accident!
Kitteh onn bottum iz MacCoy! “Ower moleequewlz arrent spozed tu be tayked apart an scattured all ober teh uneeverse!”
Son, u gonna take nappy-time even if I has to sit on u.
Dats a gud wun!
LOL!!! That sounds laik sumthing we overherd wun ov mai neeeces saying to her 2 chlidren hoo had to take sum medisun.
“OK!! Yoo can taek this teh nice way oar the choakee way!!”
It wuz the moarning ov “Teh Ckrankee Famblee!”
Tee Hee — mii kidlets had dat opshun two!! Dey learnified earlee ta jest takee der medicines. Wunce onna twip mii budder axed mii ta gib heem dotter her meds da meenee wai furr himz. I didid ett and shee steel lubs mii!!
OMG, tahts mii sliipin wif mai lil scissor win wii wuz jush gurlkittehs. Wut a bed hawg. Prolly still iz!
I hadda sleeps wif mii BIG sistor — shee nawt letted mii layz onna herz. i hadda coldee feets and wen I wood puttz dem on herz she wood punchifiy me inna da tummy …. Butt furr sum reesum i kept doin it!! Musta bean werf gettin punchified ta bugify herz
ohai evreewun, if yoo wuz a bad kitteh hoo lieks to run away frum home an hide sumwher, wher wuld yoo be? (still looking for shiro, hoo i stoopidly let owt friday evening eben tho i knowd i shuldnt bekawz him lieks to run away an hide for a long time but never dis long
dis morning i am passing owt lost kitteh fliers all ober the nayborhud, wich iz not fun)
hmm – have u asked the nayboors iffun they has checked deer garidjies or sheds, hims cud be trapped somwhere…
Buster was gone for 10 days a few years ago – have no idea where hims wentid – but one day he was just back…
Mai ants goggeh wuz stuk un sumwuns basement once fur a cuple dayz. Wuz jus krawl space…
has yu checked eny trees maibeh? Does yu habs eny fields hims liekded tu hunts at?
Wunce Paintball wuz in teh naybor’s gradge fur free dais! Wif teh big black tomcat dat her sew ascared ob. Poor Paint! Teh nayber shut teh dore nawt seeing tehre wuz free kittehs hiding in dere, adn ai nebber fot tu aks dem cuz ushully tehy nawt habz teh dore shut moar tahn a day.
And wen wii first mooved heer, mai awld MJ wented missing fur ober a weekweekweek! Ai fotso her waz a goner cuz her a inside kitteh. Her wus hiding unner a shed just accross teh alley teh hole tiem.
Ohai lunarmommy,
Hav yoo traiied leebing a scent trayl? Wun fren sed wen her kitteh gotted owt, seh wud walk fru teh nayborhuud dragging a pillol cayse awn teh grownd tu gib her kitteh teh homeanmawm smell. Yoo cud drag ennyfing dat had a lawt of smell ov yoo awn it. Juss sayin….
hmm, mebbee culd hang pillocase frum teh climbing fort owtside – owr nayborhud not reely gud for walking arownd in (see belo) mebbee also himz comfy blankie him lieks to nap on.
Morgan used to respond well to the sound of the treat can being shaken… mebbe a kan openur??
ok, dis iz weerd – hold on to yor hat — shiro not lieks gushifud
mebbe put sum ob himz favrit treets owt in teh alley.
Shiro sounds like mai kittehs. They onlee
want their kibble!
fank yoo evreewun for teh sugjestions. i haz putted on teh fliers taht shiro likes to explore different kinds ob hiding places an plz to look at teh hiding places on yor property to see if him iz tehr.
owr nayborhud iz funny, mostly very large lots fensed off frum eech over (but tehr are places for kittehs to get throo), an most ob wut iz on teh lots iz basikally open desert wif many thikkets ob cactuses an prickery bushes an low trees. iz teh kind ob fing wher him culd be ten feet away frum me an i’d never be able to see him, or him wuld be on teh rong side ob a fense. we not haz a lot ob the kinds ob tall trees taht kitteh can climb – not haz low branches. him culd be traveling frum thikket to thikket, napping in teh shade for long howrs, on teh bakk stretches ob peeples properties wher i kant gets to to luk for him, an mebbee him haz to go a long way to finding a braek in teh fense. so i haz aksded peeples nisely to look arownd on tehms properties.
him iz a adventurur, teh kind ob kitteh hoo culd be owt wandering arownd exploring for many days. him iz gud hunter too, culd feed himself on wut him catches. water is a ishuoo, not much rain, but him iz gud at dipping himz paws in swimmy pools to drink (wifowt falling in!) so i haz not gibbed up hope, but ther iz sum very danjerus fings owt tehr for kittehs hoo wander far frum home, or him culd be hurt liek teh last time him wuz gone too long (camed home wif a bleeding paw) so i still haz a wurried.
got one more batch to finish handing owt (am taping to teh maylbokses) two streets bakk, just camed bakk to print owt more.
{{{{{lunarmommy an shiro}}}}} ai nawt anee uvver ideas frum wut the peeps alreddy sed but ai keeps mai paws crosst an hopeshopeshopes shiro wil com hoam.
{{LM}} sending warm beams to you and shiro
They SAY tehy dont usuallee go verree far. So sumwun shud see him;
Bee shur to speek to peepl bicyling bai – an wawking! Teh moar aies yoo hav, teh bedder it will be.
An dont furget to cawl ebreewun!! Awl vets, Hewmain Society, Animal ENETHHING – an teh police. Tehy can halp, too maybe. Sumwun may find him an bring him suwwhere.
An put the posters an flyers awn awl poasts yoo can find. Maek shur they ar eezee to see. Maybee wif sum ov those ‘tear off” ones wif yur fone number, so they noe hoo to cawl.
An ai hoep he comes bak soon awl bai hisself!!!
What Janet sez!
Wen my kitteh boy sneaked out wunce, was at night, so I could naw2t go lukking for a dark gray cat in teh dark. Teh neggst day, I went out wif a dish of krunchiefud. I’d walk a few steps, rattle teh kruncheefuds, and call hiz name. I did this until I heard answering mew. I’d walk in teh direkshun ov teh mew, shake food, and call. He’d mew again. In that way, we found eech ovver (I think he wz lost?) I took him home and baffed him (this was California, fleeas and poison oak ebberywhere, so baff was needed), and he was sooooo smug and happy over his adbenchur. He ate like he was starving, slept for 12 hours straight, and was so bery bery prowd of himself.
I hopes yu and Shiro find eech ovver again SOON!
Ohai Lunarmommy, tri dis: Tak sum ob shiro’s used litter from teh pleh litter bocks nd sprinkle it in teh corners of your yard. Teh familiar pleh smell mite bringz him home. Believe it or nawt it workd TWICE for me when mai bad orinj boi dashes out teh dor. Tri it!! Its worth teh tri. Let me know. Teh local humayne society recommended this to me. Ai be thinking about you and your lost kitteh. Ai know he won’t be lost for much longer!!
fank yoo sum more, evreewun. i will also putting a flier in teh maylboks for my mayl karrier.
qwestion: if a stray kitteh iz bringed to a shelter, do tehy just automatically skan for a mikroship? or duz yoo have to telling tehm to be on teh watch for a certin kitteh? i haz always thot taht tehy automatically skans for mikrochip. also taht vets will do dis. (shiro iz chipped, an we just chekked in last fyoo weeks to make shur chip iz still tehr an wurking an also taht him iz still properly rejisterd at Homeagin.)
I wuldn’t take enny chances, lunarmommy. Call teh shelters and aks about him, or bisit them and luk.
county aminlol control an hyoomane society iznt ansering tehms phones dis morning.
tehrs a pikshur ob a kitteh at teh county site taht looks kind ob liek shiro, but wuz fownd several miles an bizzy streets away. suppose him culd hab gotted taht far wifowt getting runned ober, but not likely. i will aks about teh mikrochip skanning.
county finally answerd phone, taht izn’t shiro, iz a young kitten. i should go over tehr, iz a long way away.
I wud tri callins ifs yu can gets through… ai neows awn the aminal cops shoes dey sumtymes finds teh owners butt nawt cuz day called lookins frum what ai remembers enyway.
Hims cud get bery far aifinkso, teh kitteh dat cames wif mai owld appartment crossed a majur haiway tu gets bak tu hurs territory so is awlways wurf a try
*sens sumoor wind whispers tu Shiro tu comes hoem or criez owt if hims hurt an is saef tu criez*
Mai eyez are glistening liddle moor den usual fur yu adn Shiro LM {{{hugs and skweezes an pats an enyfing else dat miet comfurts yu}}}
Check with Home Again also. You might be able to flag him as missing, and HA can contact ur local places of sheltering. I seem to rember something like this when I registered Zoe a few months ago.
you can doing taht wif teh upgraded membership, but shiro iz on teh basic membership cawz him wuz rejistered before tehy created teh upgraded memberships. but i’m finking iz wurf teh 14.99 to be able to send out alerts.
Unfortunately, there is not a standard for pet microchips in the USA, so your Humane society might not have the right scanner to read Shiro’s chip.
Gud luk findin yer kitteh. Ai had a kitteh whu disappeered
fur 6 months! Ai akused mai bruther uv shipping hur off tu
Russia wif a note sayin “Donnut opin til Crissmass” (Shi
kame bak a littlol aftur Crissmas).
kitteh on top: hmm, dis blankie iz kind ob lumpy…
kitteh snuggle puddul…sorta
Neetchee Kitteh amz
berreh clebburr inz getteeng
soopurb Napz blankitt!
Neetchee Kitteh canz
wiggillz awll himz wawntz andz getz
moar cummfortabill
Neetchee Kitteh canz
ennjoy himz Nap. Nekkst tyme himz
willz beez t3h blankitt!
Jack.
WIN!! Neetchee Kitteh, sew ufny!
clappity clappity!
*clappityclapity*
yeah Jack!
ai haz a wunder? wat bees dis Neetchee taht ew speak uf?
Is German filosafafaer?
Neetchee was teh dood whu furst sed, “what dusnt kill yu maeks yu strongur.” Name was akshully spelled moar liek a sneeze, on account of being Jurman.
Fredderikk Neetchee
wuz Jurmun fillawssofurr
andz faymuss ryturr
Himz roatz mennee buukz.
Wun wuz ‘Menz and Soophahmenz’
dat spawned Hitlurr Yoof
“Wen U luuk n2
t3h Abyss, rememburrz dat
teh Abyss luukz bakk”
Neetchee berreh straynjj
andz ober~raytuddz Hewmin.
Sum mytez say krayzee
Jack.
ooh, filolosophololikal ohaiku!! i haz a big impressd
Jack, u haz teh big smartz. ai liek dat n a hoomin!
Ai wud put sum munnieez awn a bet that this iz teh Nawt Second OhaiKu about Neetchee EBBER!!
Deffinnittly teh nawt sekind lolspeek ohaiku abaot Neetchee! It can haaz a yooneekness!
I sees yr ohaiu and raises it by a limerick, Jack.
There wunse wz a thinker named Neechee
Hoos thots went to far out reechees.
But peeps yoosed hiz thinks
To makye sum big stinks
So nao Neechees thinks are nawt peechee.
@@@@@@@@booklion@@@@@@@
Wins! Teh poettick jeeneeuss iz flying thikk adn fasst!
Srsly, aifinkso what duzzn’t kill mii mite juss weekin meh fur teh nex bad fing, butt (snerk) aiz a pestamist.
He ain’t hevvie….he mah brudder.
Dis gotz NUFFIN ta doo doo wif da lol — butt iz da funneh ..
Mii gyooffy Jazzy puppeh nawt allowed inna da libbin room — heem eetifies stuffs. Butt, da kittehs likee to walky in der when ser down da stares and Jazzey habs a beery gud nosey nose, sew he kin smell dat der wuz in der. So, hee awlwaes lukkin furr a way in.
Wellll, da odder dai he noticed dat the landin ub da stares oberluks to libbin room! Heem wuz soooo excitamated. I heard a noiseynoise and heem is standin onna decorative chare wif heem feets onna da top ub the railing – hee luks at mii so hapitayle and I kin heerz him sayin
“luk Mommy LUK!! Ders da libbin room. I awlwaes wants ta goe der. Ifinkso dat I kin jumpy ober dis tingie heer and I beez in der, i will Iwill be inna da libbin room!!!”
Lukiliy da chare wuz a leetol wobbolly and heem changified heez mind. Butt he has luked ober da railing sum mores tymes … Iffin da kittehs wuz akktually in der ifink he wood go ober inna sekkond!!
Sillee goggie is sillee. Adn ufny!
dat iz a dawg fur ya fur suer!
hee duzzint seemz ta reelize dat I bee da wun blockifien heem owt ub da libbin room!! He finks dat i putz stuff up nawt ta keepz heem out butt ta gib him a game ta pway “How do I gits around Mommy’s blokaid??” Wen eber he duz he haz a beeg proud and makez surez dat i nose aboot it!!
yup is goggeh awl rite.. we has little rip in owr skreen door adn ebersince sum liddle goggeh attaked Baileygogs hims nawt tryins tu runs owt teh doors liek hims used tu. Hubbeh was playin bideo gaems an didn notice Baileygogz sneakin tru teh hole. Hims barkd at teh door an ai wuz tryins to remember ifs ai hads let hims owt an wens ai let hims in an bent down tu unklips him ai realized hims wuz neber klipd. Sneeky dawgs they is. leest naow ai iz nawt askeered hims get lawst or wander intu unfrenly dawgs yard liek ai wus whens weh furst moovd cuz we beens awl ober teh neighburhood an hims kneows sum goggehs arent so frenly an hims kneows where him livs bedder tu.
fankees fur mai pillowcasical lesson todai cheezfrens! {{{{{lunarmommy and shiro}}}}}
go home Shiro, go home. ew makin ur mommy haz a werried.
wut’s eben wurser iz my boiz iz wurried too.
shiro iz my yunger boi’z speshul kitteh. 
Nebber gib up lunarmommy. Mai kitteh caymed hoam after for munfs! Sumtiems went awai furr too or free weekweekweeks, but lawngest woz for hole munfs!
Come on Shiro, taim to cum hoam nao!
Duz ennybuddy haz adbice on toofache? I has dentist appointment tomorrow, gettin a crown onna bakk toof, but my entire jaw aches today, so much I can’t talk or eat. I has been yoosing drug store toof numbing stuffs, but it still hurts like %#@!!!*%##!
Sumtiems heet helps. Sumtiems advil or sumfing liek dat. {{{{booklion}}}} Ai fiils yur payn!
wen i’z had bad pain in my mouf (i haz trubble wif teh shots wen i haz dental wurk) i take prescription-strength doses of advil (ibuprofin) – total of 800 mg. kant do dis a lot, but one or two doses a day is enuff to take teh edge off.
Fankees. I just taked free Advil…if I takes wun more, it will be 800 mg. I maded a hot compress frum a washclof and it helps while it stay hwt. Fankee, mezzomom and lunarmommy.
no dun use heet.. if yu has abcess startins heet will maeks it WURSE!!!! trust meh awn dat wun bleev meh yu tink yu has payn naow… abcess is superpayn! Try cold fur 20 none for 20 cold for 20 mite halp.
yu kud awlso tri lukwarm salt wader rinse but ai iz nawt tu surez awn taht wun, is moor fur ouchi gums den toof ake aifink
Ai feels fur yu cuz ai has suprbad teef frum so much wurk as a kiddlet an ai has had surgry awn my uppr jaw tu (so ai has big tyme nawt fun like LM wif teh injecksuns) ai’z awlmust lukin forwards to nawt habins eny at dis poynt.
Ifs yu libed in Canada ai wud tells yu to asks pharmasist fur Tylenol wif codene an caffeene pills… dey iz nawt subskriptsun strenf an can halps but dun taek wif advil.
fur toffystuff ai wud try Orajel liquid maximum strenf. iz nawt gel is likwid an yu cans puts it awn wif Q-tip an holds against teh ouchy spawt fur a few sekunds.
hoep sumfin halps {{{booklion}}}
oahi, Kerri-luv-wif-u, fankee fur abdvise. I nawt in ery Large Canydia, but that’s okay, teh codeine and related meds mayke me so nauseated they are wurser than pain fur me.
Ohai, booklion:
Goez 2 Beeg Coaldz Bawkz
andz fyndz bag ubz froazinn mixt
upz veggitbbilz
Mixt upz peez andz cormz
andz carrutz wurkkz besstest awn
soar, aykee tooffeez
Mixt upz peez andz coemz
andz carrutz willz moaldz besstest
andz nawtz meltz so mutch!
Jack.
fankee, Jack!
Dis verrah troo, Jack – I uses tehm on mah pleh orthitis knees all teh time!!
Yu can also wet a reglar Liptun teebag thru wif cold wattur an den jentlee bite down on it wif teh bad toof. Teh caffeens plus teh uther kemicals in teh teebag can help a LOT! (It may maek yu tawk funnee an mebbee taste a littul pleh but it can help, rilly!)
ohai, Duffy, fankee fur remindifying me. I used teh teabag trikk a bazillion yeers ago, whenwizdom teefs camed out and I cuddn’t tayke teh prescribed codeine. I forgotted all about the teabags. Fanks!
{{{booklion}}} fwee or five shots of tekillew should help
p to the s booklion. call your pharmacist and see if they have anything stronger than Orajel
Fankee, palinsc.
booklion, take a cup of rice, put it in a clean sock, tie a knot about a thrid of the way up. put it in the microwave for 4 minutes, check to see if hot, if not, put in for a little longer. it stays hot for a long time.
uncooked rice. or uncooked small beans or peas work also.
jus in caes hims nawt see fuder ups, heet is nawt guds ifs him may has abcess, will maek it wurse wurse an dat iz nawt fun… ai dids taht wunce
Ohai!
ohai taya! not seed yoo in a wile.
“Steve! U b stoppin mah breathin! *gasp* Srsly!”
“Get ova it, Bob….We b roomiez now.”
Neeeeeeeaaaaaasquuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee >w<
Oh man. This made me so happy (after getting kicked out of my awesome school, that is a good thing ^^)
I feel all fuzzy inside now.
Well, there’s a chance they’ll let me back….
But seriously, this one brightened up my day.