This morning we secretly replaced Phyllis’s alarm clock with an angry cat. Let’s see if she notices.
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U bet she wull notiss!
Anni iz moar awayk tahn mi!
Yu taek teh caek again!
Thx! Ai lub caek.
Iz ginga caek mayd wiv golden syrup. Niec wiv tee!
*grabs a piece of ginger caek*
I’m off to vote – BBL!
Boat fur da gud guis, Nenne!
Ai did! Ai always do B-)
Gud Point!!!
Duz teh Far North Neer Teh End Of The Whirrld hav bad guis??? Laik we do??
yepp – we sure do!
A friend of myne is one the good guys elekshun list – so Ai gave him a push up the list as well…
Is parlamentary elekshuns – heer we vote for teh politiclol partees by choosing their list, and u can nugde the peeps round on the list – make for great fun when the macheen be counting it tomorrow!!!
Wo0t!!!
That sound laik fun!!!
Duz it haz cristalyzd ginjur innit?
like this one?!?
Dat luks berry nommee,but eech porshun has moar carbohydrayt dan Ai aer alloud fur a hole meel!
Ai has a wunder…hao dew Merikans trains lyt dis res teepee? Nawt eber heered ob sekond adn fird in greedy ants…
*has moor wunders*
A dunno – but ai think we need to trai! Awl teh comminz say itz teh BEST ginjer caek ebbER!!
Ai just bukmarked it!!
What is British Treacle?
What is British treacle? I recently purchased a Caribbean cookbook and several of the recipes call for British treacle. If it can’t be found locally, can something else be substituted?
Technically treacle is a generic word in Britain for any syrup made in the process of refining sugar cane, and it can range from very light to very dark. In practice, the lighter syrup which is produced when the sugar cane juice is first boiled, is called light treacle or golden syrup.
The second boiling produces a much darker syrup, which British cooks call treacle (or dark treacle) and we call molasses (or dark molasses). The third boiling produces what we both apparently call blackstrap molasses, which is very dark and somewhat bitter, and which health-food advocates think is heaven on earth, although it is more often used to feed cattle.
If you don’t want to track down the real British thing, supermarket-available dark molasses is what you want for your recipes.
We has blakk treekul wich iz prollee liek ur molasses. Muscovado sugar iz a berry dark soft shugr – Aifink u haz molasses shugr?
Golden syrup is tekkniklee “Partially invert refiners syrup” I’m nawt shore iffn ur corn syrup wud be a gud substitute – teh tayste wud nawt be teh saem.
No, itz not. Golden syrup (ai’ve awnlee ebber had Lyle’s) taytes MUCH better!! Toad alley diffrent flavor, akshoolee!
Oh, teh above about treekle iz frum teh Wiki, ov corse!
I ‘thinx’ taht is dark browm sugar adn blak molasses.
*but i cood be rong*
‘s troo, it’s happened before!
# 250g dark brown muscovado sugar
# 250g black treacle
NO!!! – yoo??? Rong???
Iz there sumthing speshul in teh “muscovado” part???
has more molasses…
*google iz yor fren*
iz rong wuns bak in 1963 i thnk,
but i cood be mistaykin.
Lyle’s Golden syrup??? Mai grate favrit!
But yoo maek teh CAEK wif teh syrup????? Ai’ve never seen such a recipee!
But LOL!! Ai’m nawt much ov a cook!
Oh, u can make anyfing wiv Golden syrup!
Well, u can make anyfing sticky wiv Golden syrup…
This Golden syrup of which u speak, is it made from real gold or artificial gold?
*checks tin*
Hmm, sez “no artifishul ingrediments”, heer, look.
Uh, LCB, teh light’s perfectly good in here, u duz nawt need to take it owtside…
LCB?
WAKEZ UPZZ
Ai aer awayk. Shudn’t u be asleap?!
Yu iz wyze! (Ai iz foolesh!) !!!zzzz
Erlee 2 ryze an erlee 2 bed, maeks a man helfee, welfee an dedd!
A man dat’s welfee an ded? Mai faborite kind!!
Him wuz rich an awld an she
Wuz 22oar 23
She gibbed him juss 3 yeerz 2 lib –
Teh ownlee fing she ment 2 gib.
Teh urlie burd gitz teh wurm!
Butt(!) hu wontz wurmz enniwaze? !!!
Teh erlee burd?!
**hazza doubt**
I dunno ’bout dat.
Iz yooshully pretty late wen ai git teh wurm
frum teh Mezcal bottlol.
Then again, iz early negst mornin’ ai suppose.
Guess it depends awn hao yew luk at eet.
Purrsonallee, I dont like lukking at wurmz, eerlee oar late!
Wuts wurse iz lissening tew dem.
♪♫ Teh wurmz go in ♪♫
♪♫ Teh wurmz go out ♪♫
♪♫ Teh wurmz play peaknuckle awn yor snowt ♪♫
Auugh earwurm!
*hedbatz NC66 (wif no pointy endz)
erm – I guess the pointy ends in her hand will really wake hur up….
ringaringaringaring! slaps elarm. retraks hand. It no longer can countz to five.
Phyllis, DON’T HIT TEH SNOOZ BUTTON… uh oh. Too laet. Sumbunny dial 9elebenty.
.
Be careful when u dial. We’ve also secretly replaced teh phone wif a rabid weaslol.
Who needz uhlarm klok? Hungree kitteh much moar effektiv!
Yep – dey doan’t haz a snooze buttin!
Yesh, but can onlee be set for five ay em.
Dat troo–hungree kitteh no unnerstandz kohnsept uf weekendz.
Watch owt for teh second hand!
*snerk*
Oar Phyllis gets teh OW-er hand!
DtCC – yoo awlwaiz maek mee laff!
Strypee Kitteh habz
angree cuz Caturday wuz
yessturrday andz gawn!
Strypee Kitteh wawntz
Caturday bakk ryte NAOW! So
himz canz still habz ‘Phunn!’
Strypee Kitteh canz
nawtz wayt a week untilz nekktz
Caturday cumz ‘rowndz!
Jack.
Jack, yu just descrip…descir…sedded wut teh Minions iz liek – tehy gets to go owt urly weekend mornings wen tehre is bery litlol trafficc. Ai tried to sleep in last weekend – no wai.
Oh Jack!!! Clappity, clappity! Dat iz xactly how I feel!
Meh tree!
What if cat gets distracted by monorail squrril?
LOLZ I AM SO (roflmaoqxz)RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wud bee a gud thing fur pore Phyllis.
an yes, yoo AR random!!
zzzzz…whut?…YOW!!!!!
Dat bee a rood awakinin, aifinkso!
That looks just lyke mii own Munderdai mornins!
Ai’m nawt normally in dat good a mood…
Wakey wakey
Eggz an bakkey
Angree kitteh
Maiks u kwakey!
Did yoo just maek that UP??? Oar iz it yet anuther well-known to ebree wun but mee something??
Wakey wakey
Leggo teh snakey
**snerk**
U been tolded dat befoar, NC?
**whispurrs*
I’m yooshulee tolded teh opposit.
*casually saunters through teh thread, musing aloud over teh simularities between “herpetology” and “herpes”*
*sauntersawayfast*
*snerk*
Bof uf u to teh NB!
Alrite.
**tayks NC’s hand an awf dey go to teh NB**
*rushes the rest of NC to teh emerjunsee room*
**fawls awf cowch laffin**
KA-THUNK!!!!
OMCC! Ais laffin tu! Nao awff awff awff tu teh NB!
*psst*
Ai canz join u? gigglol!
*claps hands ober eyes*
Hey, hooz hands are dese?
adn wai dey ober mai iiz???
aifinkso lots uv fokes sez teh wakey wakey, eggz an bakkey part, ai addid teh angree kitteh part
ai memburr mai mahm sayin it yeerz ago. haz bean a lyne in sum moobies tew aifinkso.
I will admit to havening separation anxiety issues wif my comfy bed, but ifn’ u camed in and waked me up wif a moovie crew I think that would do teh trick. kthxi’mNOTreddyformycloseup
Teh only way a moovie crew wud want to film me nawt second fing in teh mornin wud be if dey wuz makin a horror film.
If it wuz a Monday mornin – wud be X-rated (R if u is ‘Merkan)
And if u is a pirate, it is rated ARRRRRR.
Dat’s neckst weekend, LCB!!!
Whut? I can’t practice beforehand? *pouts*
*hands LCB teh lipgloss*
kthx!
*applies elebenty coats of lipgloss*
*looks in meeror*
Ooh! Shiny!
*runs around smooching all teh cheezpeeps and leaving quite an impression on them*
*on their cheeks anyway*
*no, not THOSE cheeks*
*cheeky*
Soon afterwards, in a bizarre turn of events, after stealing several smooches, LCB steal her own lips. Wen asked why she did eet, she said, “neenawznaynurniney.”
Ni nid NOT!
**iz gettin hedayk tryin to figger owt wut LCB sed**
spoiler alert
And eben if yew iz nawt uh pirate it is, awn Sep 19.
*facepaw* Yew already gnu dat.
Oh well, foar N-E-wun else liek me data didn’ gno.
A moobie crew waked meh up wun moarning…dem nebber did find teh bodeez.
**remynz self nawt to waykin up WRr**
Oh Hai Guise……izzit jess meh oar iz der a berry differmint luuk tu diz hole plaise ???….HALP ..mah lion iz goin awn furebbur !!…an ai gotz no bokzes rownd mah werdz an ebbberyfing iz awl krammeded up far obbur tu wun sied !!!….
Yikes, iz a skareyb plaise …
*taekiz deep breff…..*
izziz onli meh? oar iz ebberywun liek diz noaw? ai swarez ai waz jess obber heer in teh commmentz reedin jes a cuppula daze ago an wazzunt liek diz !
Ohai salleh! Ai doan’t finkso wii habz met1!!1 *extends floofy paw uv frendship* Yu musta hadz a glitchy fingy happenz cuz fings am lukking teh saem as yewshul heer (Ai hezzitate to say “normal” cuz nawt shur wut dat meens!)
hmm – sounds like it didn’t load properly in yur browser… have you tried to reload the page?
Hai salleh!! Mine’s fine!
**Red comez staggerin in, still in hur pee-jayz an wif a seryus cayse of bed-hed**
YAWN!
‘Moarnin, Cheezyfrenz.
Yu just now gitten up?!? Did yu hazza wyld nite or sumpfin?
I’ll nevvur tell.
Yu nawt bite sumbodys head of did yu?
I wish.
Iz teh evenin heer in TTI – in fact, is neerly wine o’clok! Moarnin / ebenin Red!
Ohai, Martoonie!
Iz a liddlol past noon heer.
I yooshulee nawt sleep dis layte.
Well, is Sundai, so u is allowed. Ai usually find dat ai spend awl week lookin forward to a lie-in at teh weekend and tehn awn the weekend – ai am wideawake at 7 ay em.
Yah, dat yooshulee happinz to me too.
I nawt get to sleep in yesturday, cuz I stayed at mahm an dad’z. (Dey waykin up BEFOAR teh chikkins!)
Well, dose chikkins does tend to take a lawng time in teh baffroom…
I wuddnt kno.
Teh chikkins haz been awayk lawng tyem befoar I get up.
My brother libs in teh countree, ai livs in teh city. Ai can sleep thro planes, trains, automobiles, buses, police sirens – no problem. In teh countree ai’m awakened at 4:30 ay em by teh d*mn cows yellin dere heds awf an teh geese yellin dere heds awf an teh chikkins yellin dere heds awf – peace an kwiet my @@@ – is NOISY in teh countree!
I marryed hubby #2 at a church in teh countree.
Wii had teh doorz open so wii cud heer teh myoozik (an kno wen wii wuz ‘pozed to go in).
Teh onlee prawblem wif dis wuz teh cowz akross teh rode wuz goin MOO berry lowdlee!
Eberywun luuked at me, finkin I wuz gonna freek owt, but I wuzzint. I wuz laffin my hed awf!
Yup. Deffinitlee wine o’clock…*CHEEZ*
Cheez, Tidmum! *clinkee glasses*
chin chin! down teh hatch! up yur bottom!
*paging Ambercat to teh nawty barn, Ambercat to teh nawty barn…*
Ai can tayk mai wyn wiv me? An mai “ironin”?
Well, wut else were u plannin to do in tehr?
I haz cat like dat…….some timez no senze of humor
*mrrrrowwww*
*MRRRROWWWW*
zzzzzzzz
mmmpfh
zzzzzzzz
*MRRRRROOOOOOWWWWW*
K – Sheesh. Ai’m up awlreddy.
My kitteh-alarm uzed ta bite me onna tawp of teh hed.
My kitteh alarm walk awl obber mii wif COWLD paws. Ifinkso shii stands awn da AC vent before jumpin awn top uf mii.
Mine jes sit awn my chest adn blow toona bref up my nose. PLEH.
IMAWAKE IMAWAKE 
NC –
Josie uzed ta stand awna my chest an MEOW az lowdlee az hur cud.
I swored dat wun day, hur wuz gonna go “cokk-a-doodlol doo!”
Sounds liek GéMeaux ‘fore wii had hur fixified, butt(!) ai pretty shur herz wuz saying any wun will do.
ROLFMAO!
U iz in rayr foarm dis moarnin, my fren.
Mai kitteh uhlarm klok has 3 fazes:
1) Kohm into bedrum, meow meow meow
2) Dat no werk, walk walk walk all ober humunz
3) Nibbul on anee handz nawt unner kovurz
Toe biting. Nawt teh best way to wake up.
*shudder*
Peggy, owr famlee kitteh, uzed ta wayk me up by likliklik awn my fayse, lyk goggiez duz.
At least dat’s affeckshunate. Teh toe bitin is just “GET UP AN FEED ME NAO, WHOEBER U IS!!!”
Yah, I wuz wun of teh few hoominz Peggy toluraytid.
I lub dis vid.
Me too!
Oh ai wuz lukkin for dat wun an u founded it an posted it for me! Ai lubs it too.
In fact, I lub teh whole series.
Yesh indeed. In fact, ai just watched awl ob dem again!
Me too. I let owt a snort wen kitteh flung herself at teh glass door.
Ai haz teh website bukmarkt so Aican see dem wenebber Ai haz teh need!
Dis is Hazel. I sware it is!!!
the funneh noyses,teh shaype ov teh kitteh…. is her. Yes it is….an she am teh kitteh awn the Chat en Oeuf wine boddle too…hmmmmm..she be meoonlitin fer nip munnies aifinkso…
teh paddlin, teh turnaround stik butt in fayce
Gratest whine in teh whirrrled!!
LUVLUVLUVLUVLUVLUV IT!!!
*runsawftubookmarkitwifakwikniss*
Thannks ai lub this! meaw♪
Dis lol iz a raver soar poynt wiv me naow – teh nayburr’z kitteh haz bited me an drorn bludd! (Ai maed shore dat teh woondz bled well an den washt dem wiv purroksyde – will bizit drtinycat iffn ennee sine uv infekshun)
Oh noes, anni! Bad kitteh! Ai hopes teh germz is awl washed owt an u heal up nicenkwik.
{{{{{{anni}}}}}}}
Ooooooh BAD KITTEH!
**shakes finger at nayburr’z kitteh**
*SWIPE*
eeeeek!!! *hands Annipuss a kitteh bandaid*
Hope it heals without a nastee infekshun Annipuss.
Thx, ebbriwun! BTW. TTI frenz: Part 2 uv Joanna Jumley awn Cats ITV 1 at 7pm today!
Follode bai “Stephen Fry dus Douglas Adams’ Larst Chase to See”!
Fankies for remindin me, ai had forgotted!
Ai cannawt fynd it! Juss Contreefyul or Flettix
ITV!!!!
Ai knu taht – Ai wus juss testin….
Shure. Oh, ai want a Cheetah!!!
Me too!
Srsly, tho – can u believe that people wud buy a lion / tiger / leopard as a PET, an wehn teh beeg kitteh claws teh furniture / eats teh poolboy tehy get awl upset and lock teh animal in teh basemint. Stoopie people. Grrrrrr.
Cue YouTube clip ob Christian teh Lion…..
Frenz, I has sum werk to do, so I’m gonna get up frum heer an get bizzy.
I may be chekin in laytur.
TTFN!
Great capshun!
Great caption!
*pashuntlee stands bye wif camera, laptawp adn ducky taep, waiting fur Phyllis tu waik up*
my alarm clock IS a cat! She is let out of her room at a certain time every morning and she runs straight into my room and jumps onto my bed. She will then sleep on me for half an hour and then go and have breakfast, which is my cue to get up.
Sounds like another day, for Grim from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Caen Dees Neiburhood Get Anee Weirder? Deres aweady giant robotic alien macheens, Now Alarm Kitttehs?