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It’s nawt gud fur dem….
Greetinkz Anni adn graduayshuns agin!
Thx PB!
Tee an bikkies for all!
*rummajies through her stash*
I has a few tim tams from the otter day, an unopend Duchy butterscotch shortbreads, a pakkit of chewie cranberyy an oat cookies…
Please tu help urselbs!
an I see the tybootiek has a billygoat feemed day, an sum noo floofeh chikkin plushies, copies of PB
* Ooh! Tim Tams agen! Lubbly choklit taht ai donut eet in RL*
Aim nawt shore wot a plushy iz but aisle tayk too, fanks ! 
Tanky Nenne!
*whispurrs* plushies is just anotter naem for soft cuddly toys…
as I said – just liek you!
Hmmph! Ai haz a slim figga adn nawt soffed naw coddlee! STN!
* Gibz bak tois! Arks for fraimed pikcha ob faymus paynta, plzthx! *
We onlee exhange with ekwal murchandies…
*hands PB too Poussin-the-painter plushies*
See – u are soft an cuddly!!!
Schmooooos tu yu!
* Mane-tainz diginty sumhao *
Fanks Nenne, ai fink? Schmoo bak at ya!
*notices that plushy chick holds a paintbrush and palette on its wingtips*
and the beret on his head – donut furgit the beret on his head!!!
hims being fronch an awl!!
* Maiks noat tu ob BLs kawmint adn maiks anubber noat to kepe awf teh funney mushruumz *
* Haz trubbil reedin own kawmint. Kross owt
ob** Maiks noat tu selph to pwroof reed nex tyme! *
Iz okay. Famous painters nawt noated fur proofreading skills. Unlike the kid in teh pixshoor, who is reading proof on teh bodduls.
Yu getz wun hundrid purrscent foar taht wun !!
She duz indeed!
Sum floofee stuffed burgers fur Booklion!
Ooh! nomnomnom thx!
Tim tams? Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom *gaspfurbref*
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
SJ likes Tim Tams.
Try sum:
If yu lyke tim tamz Teh gurlz seemz tu wont moar!
SJ also likes Mint Slices (just in caes ennywun is offerin…)
Do yu amember mint yoyos? So mush nyser tahn wagunweels.
Tihs massaj is brort to yu bai teh TTI Noss Taljah Bord
Mint yoyos … mmmmmmmmm. How come awl teh gud snaks die yung??? *snif*
Or get renamed – “Snikker” – wot wus taht awl abowt? Yu knu wehr yu wer wiv a “Marathon”; yu knu yu wer in fur a BIG, chunky, chonklit bat, wiv nuts an noogar and borked fillings and Blarg Ai am ded in teh cayse ob SJ. “Snikker” sowns lyk sumwun laffin at sumwun elsis Miss Forchoon.
Ai kno! Opal Fruits … wut was rong wif callin dem Opal Fruits? U knew u wuz gettin fruity fings ob diffrent colours wehras Starburst sowns liek teh end ob teh yoonibers. An donut get me started on “Cif”.
Oh, an btw Ambercat- chonklit “bat”???
*snikker*
Opal fruits…. yum adn Spangles, dyu remebring teh Spangles?
Ai used to lub teh fizzy orrinj (nawt poison) Spangles. Lord alone knows wut wuz in ‘em – nuthin dat din’t come owt ob a laboratory ai suspeckt.
Oh mai! ai’ve nebber had a TimTam! An they were just in Target?? Hoo shops fur . . .wahtevver TimTams ar at Target??
But wait! Iz yur Snikker teh sayme as AR “Snikker?”
An SJ, ai wud gladlee offer yoo a Mint Slyce if ai had wun! Waht are TEHY laik?? Wun ov ar “Thin mintz?”
Mint Slyces is teh cookies from Horse Trail YeeHaa. Dey is dark chonklit biskit (TTI biskit, nawt Merkan biskit) wiv creemy minty goo awn top awl wrapped up in chonklit! Scrummylishus. An ai finkso ur Snickers an owr Snickers is teh same fing, but owrs wuz “Marathons” nawt second an we finkso dat teh Snickers is teh imposters.
OOh, an “Spaysedust” wot went “fizzpfftpop” in yur mowf and glode in teh dark!
Ob corse, ai cannawt go within 3 miles ob either a Snikkers or a Marathon bar without fallin down ded, but ai am told dey is teh saem fing.
Massaj? Ai cud yoos wun, an ai bet Seanya needs eben moar. If ai this stiff an soar, him mite be tu much so tu halping tuday. Bad case uv willing spirit, nawt-so-willing bodee, him haz it!
Ennywun haz any TimHorton’s donuts? Maple-dip, mebbe? *haz a hopeful*
*drags inn massaj comfy chayr from offices inda far noarf*
Here – use this – is majiklolly gud for soar boddies!
we just have to get it back tu da far norf befoar tomorrow moarning…
*throes Seanya in chair*
*sets settings awn “Rikter Scale”*
*wayts tu see if it will wurk*
Oooh… Seanya melting intu jello…
shudda worned u bout that….
*gets a seanya jello mold*
*pours him back into it…*
Here – let him set for an hour or so – he’ll be as good as noo!
*pours a shot of vodka inda mold so Seany can has sum fun while he sets*
Seanya rekwesting dublble shot, coz uv hed-ack.
(Him did lol, tho!!)
hmm – oki!
*pours in a doblol shot of vodka in mould*
careful wif tu much vodka though – or the jelly wont set!!!
Enuff vodka, an yu nawt gunna care.
Mint yoyos ai had furgotted abowt dem – tehy were nomalishus!
Eben tho babies do get teh boddle sum tiemz
Kids will get into the strayngest playces!!!
Dat kid needs a Nanny!
yepp – hire Billy!!
Billy teh Kid?
Billy Gotee Gruff?
wull – at least he be gud at getting tr0lls to go away… mebbeh we shud hyre him heer?!?
Oooh… egg salad idea… lets!
*cawls billy goat gruffs agunt*
how menny monnies?!? elebenty an hour?!? O.o – will get back tu yu….*
*yesh – we need him to gather them for us – yesh daily job…
erm – iffen we want to hire hims, he wants elebenty monnies an hour, free salt cubes an all the noos papurrr hims can eet…
I fink we needs a benefit concurt to affoard it…
Ai nawt fink awl teh cheezpeeps iz recubbered from Cheezstok benefit concurt yet”
We needz to hab a wip-rownd to pai teh agunt aifinkso. Hear’s a donashun ov elebenty munnies furr teh furst hour.
UB40′s follow up to “Tehre’s a rat in mai kichun”; “Tehr’s a gote in mai cubberd” – never rilly broke teh tawp forty…
Gote 2 werk awn a negg?
Ai tried dat but ai kept fallin awf
con yat schooos, PB an Anni fur yur tai!
how bowt sum scramloled neggs wif sum bagels an assordid tawpings?
I brings
Avocado
Bacon
Carrots
D…
Diced mango
Exotik urrbz
Frish sliecd mushruumz
G..
Guava jooce from SA
Honey for tee an toast
I Screem, sordid flabors
Jooose – froshleh skwooshed wuns
K….
Krispy Kreme donuts (is nebber too earlee for donuts)
Lemming curd
Mangos (sliced, to go wiv teh diced wuns)
N…
Nutella
olives
Pecans
q…
Quiche (fur doze ub yu dat lyke eggz)
Razzberry jamb
Sossages(tew goze wif Quiche, aifinkso.)
t…
Turkey sossages (fur doze onna diet)
Unyuns, fried
Vegemite
w…
watermellon
x-tra sossages (u cannawt has too menny)
yummy pankaeks
zebras!!!! (nawt to eat. ai just likes zebras)
Ai doan noes iffin ai shud b wurreed oar jus shaddup adn eet cake inna brake ruum. A fjew lols ago ai sed summat adn den sumwun went adn took mai name adn sed teh aggzakt saim fing!
*haz sum choklit mousse fudge cake ennywai*
Ai nebber eetid mouse bifoar! Iz delish !! FankYew!
Ohai PoussinBoi! Hao’s u awn dis rainee (in CT, at leest) Sunnydai?
Ohai FluffyB! Wi hadz teh heet (30C) on Caturdai adn urlee reign tihs mawnen (1 mm). Spring haz sprungd! Hadz a fambilee luntch; woz gud fud adn gud fun. Niec Stepmuthr haz birdai on 11rd Sept, sew wi doan furgit hers birdai ebbry yeer on teh sad dai.
Glad ur habbing a gud dai!
Ebry dai kin habba gud adn a bad/sad part in it. Is awais best tu sillybrate teh gud adn jus remembur teh sad/bad adn lern/grow frum it.
Aim stil smielin obur teh scratchy dans
yu did!
Aw! T’wuz nuffing!
*idly draws pikshurs inna sand wif beeg toe*
Jus uzed mai eggsperijuns wif teh floofy wuns fur inspirashun.
Ai just LUVED teh skrachee dans!
Ai wuz thinking we need a plaice in Lore an Legends just fur teh clebber an funnee danses!!!
Ai haz leebed u a messij awn ur profiel!
*runsawftuhazzalooksie*
*runsbakwifakwikniss*
Okai, ai’ll jus b kairful adn keep an ii awt.
{{{{annipuss}}}}
Ai had that happen to mi tu – a Tee-Ar-Oh-EL-EL said some really nasty fings using my nick on Failblog…
Maed me reelly upset, hope the Failbloggers understand that it was an identity feef!!!
Iz wut ai’m wurries aboot! Dat peepz mite fink iz mii wen it iz nawt!
donut worry – we see your avatart – an they cant steel that!!
We nose when u ar u!
But liek anni sais – just tell the cheeses if he persists…
Yep, teh Cheez Wizzes, tehy be berry gud at lissening an halping.
Alwayz just report stuffs tu tehm. Tehy berry frendlee, tu. 
Goes fur uvver kindz uv purrsistent tee-are-oh-ell-ells, tu. Teh lolololol wun, him getting nastyur an nastyur. Ai reported hims use uv teh R wurd, an tehy remooved commint immediatelee an sed we shud just let tehm gno abowt uvver nastee commints him makes an tehy will making tehm be goned.
Teh Cheezes haz an awesum an WIN!
An we will waching fur yur abatart an haz a suspishus if we nawt see it an rekwire elebentee forms uv fedral ID, retina skan, fingerprints, DNA sample, goggie sniff test, an teh ansur tu a sekrit kweschun befoar we beleevs a wurd uv it.
Well dat eggsplains wehr awl teh Suvvern Comfert has gawn. Ai NOO it was nuffin to do wif me…
So taht foto ob teh pursun dancin awn teh taybul wiv a lampshayd awn teihr hed, issunt yu?
Yesh! Ai mean – No! Ai mean – uh – luk ober dere!!!
*runs away wifakwikness*
Dat’s wat u sai…….
Wunder hao teh cheez will tayst…?
well that depends on wuts innda likkor cabinett!
It might tayste of
Apfelkorn
Banarama liqueur
Chianty whyne
Drambouyi…
Eggnog
Froot wyne (Appul, Bananananananana, Cherri, D…)
Goosberry whyne
Horliks
I…
Ice whine
Jersey creem lickewer
Kokonut lickewer
Limonchello
M…
Marula Creem likeur
Nouveau Blanc
Old Brown Sherry (OBS)
Peppermint flavoured Vodka
Q…
Pan-galactic gargle blaster!!!
Qwite a lot of whiskey
Root-beer
Sambucca
T…
Tequila (uf kors)
Unlimmited amowntz uf beer (fur teh hubby, yew noes)
Vodka (wat els?)
Whiskey
Xtra matured bottlol uf wine (a.k.a. – beli old wine)
Yummy Amarula
Zólensky Ice
A grate liszt – an sum ov mai favrits ar onnit!
All drink 2 dat!!!
*sip sip sip*
*chug chug cug*
*hic*
*fawls awf bra stul*
Awn teh plus side, we seems to have lots ob raisins awl ob a sudden…
No Noes! Tehy bi smart pils. Try wun!
Ewww…
*snikr*
Oh, okay! Nomnom…ulp…Heyyyyy…ai don’t finkso dese are rly pills!!!
See !! Yu ar alreddy teh smarta !!
ROFL!!!
*heddbats wp for not letting me post being bloo… aiv lost my blooness on dis computer!!! ai can onleh be bloo onda wurk computer!!!*
Sew wurk maiks yu blu? Tuu trew !!
O_o – gud poynt!
*fanks WP for not mayking me bloo onna funday*
.
But kid can has grenadine. No alkeehaul innit. Taist gud in Sprite wif orinj joos. Iz like virjin takeela sunreiz!
baaaahhhhh!
Beeeehhhh!
Biiiiiihhhhh!!!
*sighs and goes to contact the Cheezes again*
Later, guis! Keep yur paws crosst we find homes fur lots uv kittehs tuday!!!
Gud lukk wiv ur grate werk!
witty! ^_^
mus be tyme to goat to teh bar
kiltedcueball, i see what u did there