Stop faking that heart attack…
Stop faking that heart attack… …and feed me
kitteh surprized u again, huh?
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doen kayr eef yu splortud.
Congrrratz catena! We has a brayd tunite
Congratz to all!! (except me)
conga rats tu yu espeshullee!
eneewon ken bii nawt sekkund….iz reellee tuff tu bii fifh!
Ooo, fanky, catena! Shall we danse?
yez, endede!!
♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫
or ai’ll gibs yu a reel wun hooman!
ai haz a hongree. naow.
U kan does yohguh laturz. Iz fudz tyme.
Cangrabshoolaces to Catena, Kerri-luv & jk2.
Woot! Woot! Cannot imagine doing a nawt-secone myself, with awl my pyooter issues, but am glad for those who do!
Schmooz!
hao ar tingz, sunny???
No real change, fankee. Dr. said yesterday that 72 hours would tell, we are down to 48, so may yet come alright.
*thots an beems wif sunnyhuckle wile her wayts*
*sinds thots an sunbeems an smooz, too*
Keepin yu in mai thorts
{{{{{{{sunny huckle adn hubbee}}}}}}}
Does NAWT want peebwees, Want gooshiefuds.!!.!!
Strypee Kitteh knoez
dat Hewminz amz awayr ubz
Kitteh feedeeng tyme!
Strypee Kitteh jusst
waykd upz frum afturrnoon Napz.
Kitteh habz Hungree!
Cheezburgr Masheen
amz duzzeeng wut itz duz
besstest… Maykz fud!
Afturrnoon Napz taykz
a lawtz owtz ubz Kitteh. Wawntz
joosee Cheezburgr!!!
Jack.
jack haz much winz.
Hai Wilf_Brim!! an where hav YOO bin!
In teh past fyoo weeks, awl KINDS ov peepl hoo havn’t bin heer fur munth an munths an munths ar suddenlee popping up!
*pawpsup*
hai, jan,etc!
Have ai ever menshonned haw much I admire yore poetic style? Fankee for gifting us wif your poetry.
jack iz teh bestest!
(btw, {{{{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}}}} )
{{{{{{{{SH}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{LM}}}}}}}}
fankee much. ♥♥♥
Will pownce on ur Chest tew get Ur heart started again!
pownce
pownce
pownce
pownce
stayun aliff! stayun aliff! huh-huh-huh-huh
stayun ali-iff!
**regaynz conshusniss**
**heerz disko**
Pleh!
**boluntarilee goez bak to unconshusniss**
noe – reellee – datz teh beet yur saposd tu uz!!!
CPR It’s happy birfday song fer a thorough handwashing.
Useless imfernation, yes I have plenty.
Relee?
I nevver heerd dat.
lazee linkee
ht tp://www.webmd.com/heart/news/20081017/cpr-gives-stayin-alive-new-life
Iz it jus me or iz dat Tabbeh missin a Tayl?
*Screams in horror* I fink I only see 3 feet!! Wear is da rest ob da kitteh?
cam don, yu tu!
taylz awt behynd teh kitteh – sii were itz pointud awp?
udder leg behynd teh front won.
nauw wot kitteh reellee missus iz himz hrblz….
WHut if it iz a gurl-cat?
nayh….luk et dat puss. lukz lyk eh boikitteh.
hey eduth – gett mii eh beah!
Hey, meathed, get otta my chair!
Aifinkso iz a gurl-cat. Lukks a littlol liek a momcat wii hadz awn teh farm wunce, cept teh momcat hadz littlol oranj spawts in wif teh gray stripes. Taht wuz mai Mezzo’s momcat!
akshullee…duz tu mii, tu, bawt dat wuddnt fit wif mai nawt sekkund kahment!
Poettik lysense, wii haz it!
Butt butt butt, himz left rear foot, it don’t match!
daats coz, unlyk uz, himz gawt tu leff fete
Taps paw on grounds in anoyanze of ur sarcazm lolz
ohai, 18wheelsandakitty!! nice to see yoo, yoo haz been on teh open road? always glad to see yoo arownd!
Iz been werkin too much AIFINKSO! Had funz last nite. Gave bofe of mai kittehs baffs! The bandit, the little old one likez the hawtt water. Teh hawter teh bettah! I wuz nerbuz about Igor. Hez 14 lbs and VERY strong. But he is timid so he jus whined a lot and looked liek a plucked chicken when I wuz dun. But hiz fur was not smoof anymore. Wuz all frizzy. He had a bad fur day today. I figure cheezpeeps can appreciate dis.
ooh, yesh, teh kitteh bafs. i tryz to avoyd baffing kittehs, but right after we gotteh kumo-kitteh him gotted in a fite wif nayborhud bully cat an gotted cat poo an spray all ober him. iz no wurds to deskrib teh smell an pleh. so we baffed him tehn. him wuz not happy, but ifinkso him wuz glad to getting teh Bad Cat Poo off ob him.
Hee Hee Cat poo baffs are the worzt!!! Little Bandit is getting slower ad slower and now she gets smelly. She never gots smelly before. She getting clozer and clozer to forebber sleep. Iz ok though. Dats what kettehs do when dey hab tooo many burfdayz. I just gots to keep making her comfy. And giving her hawt baffs! Silly ketteh luvs hawt baffs.
mmm, nice hot baff…
{{{little bandit}}} tehy duz themz hard kitteh wurk all tehms life, an tehn wen tehm iz tired owt iz time to go to teh meddow an feel yung agin an play all teh time. {{{18w&ak}}}
Hoomins has no kunciderashun fur kittehs needz
I Smellz A Death Note!
Hongree kitteh– teh only fing dat can revivify a hooman faster dan teh CCC…
Dis shud bea a LOL — iz berery funneh …
ht tp://myfirstfail.com/2009/08/04/funny-baby-photos-ill-get-you-one-day/#comments
Ohai, Elsa_Mama!
dat bii eh ufny websyet!!!
Hay der Catena — I sowwy butt I donut unnerstndz yer akksent … *snerk* (Dat mens i donut nose wut u sed….)
that’s a funny website!
*myfirstfail*
“uffny” iz ar noo way ov spelling “funny.”
A wile bak, cweenmj sed sumething wuz “ufn.” an teh fixed it! But in teh meenwile, we awll started saying things were ufn! And ufny!
ahhhhhh .. I see sez da blind manz two heem deef wif ….
dta is a berry ufuny storee!!!
“snert”
Soo kyoot, bery hai splort hazzard aifinkso!
If yu kan cawl nine elebenty yu kan fill da fud bowl.
Atlest remynd da paramediks tu fill da bowl!
3km – U bited ennwuns hed awf latelee?
Nope! Nawt maded enni grilled cheese sammies either.
Iz been so lawng sinse I maded wun of dose, I feer I mite be owtta praktiss.
unimpressed kitteh is unimpressed
unimpressed Chic. Bears fan is unimpressed
waitun patz phan iz stil waitun….
Brady…*swoonz*
ohai, i just wanted to let teh cheezpeeps hoo wuz so kind an supportib to me in my trubbles on teh swetter LOL today taht i haz responded ther. it meenz so much to me, sorry it taked me all day to get bakk an say fank yoo. *sigh* my yunger boi had teh oinky floo dis week (is much better, feever iz gone but him still very tired) an my older boi iz leeving on wenzday to do mishun wurk in hawaii for two yeerz. an shiro-kitteh haz goned walkabowt. i knows ovver peeples iz deeling wif much harder fings, but i still felt a need for a boost from teh cheezpeeps. yoo guys iz teh bestest.
{{{Lunarmommy}}}
Ennytiem, fren.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}
*sens hapi beemz tu bring shiro-kitteh hoym*
{{{{{catena}}}}}
Oh LM! Yu iz havin da Hard, Hard weeek!! {{{{LM}}}} We iz awl heer fur yu! Haz yu tried goin owtside wif a can uf gushifuds and tappin awn it? Myne kittehs come runnin fur blocks wen dey heer day noise.
{{{{{3kittymomma}}}}}
him iz weerd, him not lieks teh gushifuds. himz prolly owt tehr eeting lots ob fresh-catched rodent tartare, himz favrit.
(((((( Lunarmommy )))))
{{{{{catslave}}}}}
Ohai, lm! ai bin finking bout yoo! I’ve not bin here mush laytely, tho. Piggy floo is horriblol; my junger sunny had it last weak, two. Ai hoap that evverybunney in lunar famibloly is doing bedder!
How ‘citing fore yore elder sunny! Hoap ebberbunney is reddy; ai wuz knot berry organized–
shiro-kitteh watzabout?
ohai kitkay. “walkabowt” iz teh wurd teh TTI frenz yooze to deskribe wen a kitteh goez owt an not comes bakk in. teh kitteh oz owt habbing adventures an forgits to come home. haz not seed my shiro-kitteh sinse fridegg nite.
elder boi iz almost reddy, just need to get a fyoo more fings. an thoze sootcayses don’t pakk tehmselfs, yoo kno. himz gibbed a farewell talk at church today, an my momma an daddeh an himz gurlfrend came to town for it, an also my hubby’s momma camed to heer it. teh hard part wuz dis afternoon wen my parints wuz leeving an taking teh gurlfrend bakk to teh ovver town (wher parints an gurlfrend live) wif tehm an my boi had to saying goodby to himz sweetie. but i fink him will be ok.
yunger boi iz much better, feever wuz gon today but him iz still very tired.
yoo still up lunarmommy? ai juss gotted hoam frum teh ER wiff older boi. Stoopy mii, ai letted hymns medicine runs out an knot bee ablol 2 afford refull (no ins. on hymns), an hee haded horriblol withdrwlal. Hii is dewing bedder now. Spleeping at hoam wiff mom an dad kat. (well, in a diffenreent rume, dat is) Hii bee fine. so releeved. ebberywon tired, now.
uh oh!
yup, sum ob thoze meds yoo gots to stay riet on top ob tehm!! glad him will be okay.
iz taht med avaylolble on sumfin liek a store preskripshun club or diskownt card? my elder boi’s gurlfrend haz meds taht haz to be kept up an her lozed her inshurance, so i haz meend to sugjest taht her luk into taht. (long sotry short, not too long ago her gotted owt ob a nawt-so-gud marrij – before her meeted my boi – an losted teh inshurance her wuz on, wuz her ex’s. her iz getting her life bakk on a better path now.)
I’m shur this will go to moderation – I just hoap it gets to you kitkay – I’ll try other means, as well: h ttp://www.pparx.org/ …close up teh space between h&t…it’s a linkee to teh pharm co’s patient assistance programs…hoap it helps fur next tyme.
Oar – if I’ve dun this rite, klik my bloo nayme.
yah, an teh piggy floo surely sucketh! mayke shur yer boi keeps resting. My younger (butt(!) awlso elder) boi winted 2 class Fried Egg wiff be4 hii wuz well. (woodn’t miss Air-a-bick class!) fang gudniss wuz holly day Monday, sew hii cood rest! It wuz hard 4 mii 2 knot cumes obber an brings him soops an stuffs awl teh thyme; gotz 2 let teh noo wyfe takes care ob him an knot B a payne mudder-N-lawr.
NE way, Swyne floo s bin going around at teh Uni hear. Fang CC dat wii nots B sick!!! yoo stay well, and awl teh odder cheezfrens, 2!
I hoaps shiro cumes home SOON!!!
SMOOZ!
my yunger boi had no more feever today, first time sinse wenzday. we taked him to church to heer himz elder bruvver speek, but after taht furst howr him wuz so tired. teh dr. pediatrishuncat sed him culd go bakk to skool after 24 howrs ob no feever, but i will keep him home at leest wun more day to finish getting better an get himz strengf bakk. iz okay, i like habbing him home wif me.
tehr iz many prayrs being sed an much fayf for shiro, i haz feeling deep inside in a gud calm playse taht him will find himz way bakk wen him iz reddy, hope iz reel feeling an not just wishful finking. i just needs to be payshunt. i haz made flyers to take arownd teh nayborhood tomorrow.
yor boi iz taking teh air-a-bick?! wow! him culd habbing gud career wif teh fore in serbiss or intelligince ajuncies wif taht. iz taht wut him iz finking?
gud nite, cheezpeeps!
‘Nite, Catena.
Haz gud dreemz.
{{{Lunarmommy}}} We kare…my hussbun and me
sendin karing thots…n a prar…we hope you iz
boosted n feline beter!
{{{{{catta-cake an huzbin}}}}}
I can has hugz too?
I haz been in sutch a weerd mood latelee, an nawt kno why.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
sumtimes wen iz a chanje, eben a gud wun, it gets us all off-ballanse. life iz diffrent frum wut we’z yoosed to, an nuffin seems qwite rite an familyur.
Iz hard to ’splayn, butt I feline lyk now dat I got part of my lyf in ordur, I hazza anxshus foar moar fings to fawl in2 playse.
Duz dat mayk enny sense?
oh, i knowz egg sackly wut yoo meenz. iz weerd wen wun fing iz gud but ovver fings still needs to gets better. iz time for life to being teh way yoo wants it, an not be divided between gud an not-so-gud.
Oh Hai CheezPeepz!!
Ben pakking awl day. going tu make deh weelz on deh bus go rownd and rownd tomorrow. (translation: the motorhome will roll) ennee way, will b taking deh internet dish down in abowt 2 minnits. I will prolly b bak online tuesday nite. LCB will b in charge uv deh Cryer wile I iz incomminkaddo. Schmooooz tu awl!!
Wishin yoo a sayf trip, my cween!
nooooooooooooooooooes don’t goooooooooooooooes! i pwomiss to be goooooooood!! don’t leave us here wif LCB in charge! she will steal all da shwimps!!!!
*sobsobsob*
*Hides all da shwimps and over valubuls*
*tendrils wrap around cweens anklols to impede her departchure*
*sobsobsob*
Wat will becom ob us?!!!!
I pokd a asspryn down ur froat, fur cryin owt lowd….yuz fine.
*snerglls*
♪win♪
yea. it didz.
Gave me a laugh. Thanks.
obai now, frens…ebberywon gawn, sew ai go, 2 . C yoos layder!
nitey-nite kitkay *shmooz*
Iz ur own fawlt! Awl dowse cheezburgerz u did nawt want tu shair wif mii haz finalee cawt up wif u!
Hahahaha. This is my favorite one ever. Hilarious.
feeds me now
AWWWW! HE LOOKS JUST LIKE MAH GRANDMA’S KITTEH!!!!