
Dude, seriously. They’re standing right here. Stop. Yeah, nice try. You got me with that one last time.
u cant pretend 2 be innocent dis tiem.
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Con-cat-enayshunz awn ur nawt-sekkund Judson
Fanx, I hadz de no sleep syndrome so I wus mucking abowt on the innertoobs win I noticed dat it were time fer a lol
I has mush to dew today, we hasta pack up and drive 9 hours to Collingwood Ontario, VLC fer a week ob west an wee-wax-ayshun. How comes Holidays cause so mush tension bofe before yew leeb and wen yew return?
Yew nead anuvva holidai wen yu kum hoam !! Wud taht maik it a bishus sycle?
Yep, u nead anuvver hollydai 2 recubber!
U me bofe! We haz only 3 hours drive tonite to get up to der middle ob nowheres fur a band contest tmorro so haz to pack 2 tubas an percussionists “traps” as well as holiday stuffs for a week der udder end ob TTI den on 2 Lunnun to finish emptyin house we is selling an help dawter #1 move to her new partment! We;ll need rest when dun!
Dis y wich joomins hab staff, lik kittehz does. Mek meeneeal tascz gourd awai!
Congrats, judson!
dat meens allot comin from the awl tyme lyfetyme champeen furvest from last – the nimble digited annipuss!
i gotted pwn bai a JW – Ai admyr der wai uv lief, but dey do cawl at teh werst tiemz! An dis wun yoost 2 be a dubbul glayzin sellur!
Dat shud be pwned!
erm, uhh, Ai is em-bare-assed to admit dat try as I myte I kinawt figgurz owt wot a ‘dubbul glayzin sellur’ myte be, wood yew gimme a hint? A big hint?
Replaesmint windoes. It iz a big fing in TTI. A lawt uv howziz had singlol glayzd, metul fraemd windoes dat nead replaesin. The man hoo cawld wuz teh saylzman hoo selled me mai noo windoes.
I just finishe installin de noo winders at muh house. Ob korse I did it the hard way and gotted the noo constructions insted ob reeplaismints, dey are nawt as easy to install but I fink dey werk bedder inna long runs. I wus doin the werk muhsef so dat halped. Heer dey sell Low E, Argon Filled, reflexiv surface blah blah blah, but after awl dat, der winder still caint mix a good martoonie.
Ai noe! Myne haz patint heet ritaynin powers, but dey still haz to be cleend!
Dis iz wot ai deesire, de sef-cleenan weendowz! Jus dreamz on dat wun! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Congrats tu judson adn PoussinBoi!!!
Ai shell du teh skratshee dans fur u!
Ahem…
“skratsh skratsh skratshee teh kurtinz
hop hop skip
skratsh skratsh skratshee teh kowch
hop hop skip
skratsh skratsh skratshee teh hooominz leg
o.O
run run runs adn hydz”
TaDa!
Fangs FluffyB !!
Taht wuz a wundermuss skretchy dans adn sew troo tu lyf !!
Not tew Hyde! Dat skrachin dantz wuz the win and awsum!!! W00T!!1! Stan prowd and taek credit ware dew!
That had to bee wun ov teh best danses EBBER!!
Aw!
Ur beli sweet tu sai dat!
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tu funneh Fluffy B!
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wen kittehz goe badd
baisemint kitteh is acting awl in no cent but (!) we noes bedder. He tole de grey qat to attack the roll.
Grea kitteh tinks hi harfway to purity butt(!) heez harfweigh tu badness !!
Uh… Oh…
Caught in the act
ohai!
Ohai Whiskers!
BUSTED!
its mr whippel! He sed plz not to skweeze teh Charmins! Now yoo in big trubbel!
“Stop? Hah! liek I cud wuns ai gets started!”
wun is nebber enuf, a WalMart full is neber enuf, note teh emptee roles on teh floar..
taim to sen dis kitteh to tissu-hab…
Dis long lean blue kitteh gits a liddlol freeky deeky win the paper donut roll orf the front de way it shud.
Hiz wishen himz haz teh pozabel fums adn cud juz reburse teh roll.
Mush eezyer tahn unwining an rewining teh wohle fing !!
Ha! Kawt yu wed pawed!!!
well, axually de paws ar sorta pink, nawt wed.
“Dude, rimembur ware u toal mii tu keep watsh sow teh hoomins woan catsh u rippin up deir stuff? … Well, ai kinda desided tu taek a catnap insted…”
I finx yew shood use de crime ob pasion defents, or praps temporary catsanity
Itchy paws, mebbe?
dint want to prade durty paws cros teh carpt! ai’s doin teh hoomins a favor!
Ohai whiskers!
Wuz beli fotful uf u, aifinkso!
Anger management… ur dooin it reesuabloly gud, akshully.
Hey, that look like fun!
*ponders doing the same once I get home… regrets cutting nails 2 days ago… maybe a fork will do it… no, too shiny – will only distract…*
Onleez dis tyme iz troo.
Lawnnnng Wyde Sawfft Stuff amz
ekkstreemlee hawrdz 2 reezistz!
Kittehz nebber duz
Kittehz’ poyntee endz
pullz daown andz Lawnnnnng Wyde Sawfft Stuff
obayz instuntlee
Lawnnnnng Wyde Sawfft Stuff
layurrz ‘rowndz Kitteh’z feet. So
Kittehz wawntz sum moar!
Hewminz amz 2 blaymz!
Dayz shoodz nawtz leebz dis treet neer
Kittehz’ reecheeng pawz
Jack.
*gigglolz* Sow troo!
‘Lawnnng Wyde Sawfft Stuff’ iz anubber winner Jack !!!
A kwik kweschhun, Jack! Is deir a blog oar web paig wif awl ur powims sumware? Els ai fink we needz tu start wun!
Wat we need iz a kollekshun – sum hao – sum ware. Wif teh pome an teh matching pikchoor.
Must bee an eezee way to do it! Ai just dont noe hao to get teh pikchoors there!
Wuz finking uf a blog paig awn WP, but nawt shur iffin it will werk adn ai asso doan noes hao tu show teh lol, jus teh linkee.
clappity clap!!! luv ur poetree Jack.
Secund de moshun fur a poetree plais!
Ime lukkin at teh mess teh kitteez hab leffed.
Kann u corl taht ‘Kitteh Litter’?
Dis haz nebr happond et mai hous! Ai bett wen kitten starzt dis, iz ownli wun remmodee. Laawng Sooft Floofie Papperz ina cabbenet.
com 2 think ov it, hhhhhn iz kafee includud wiz this 1?
luff dese shaplee littul darlunz!
mornun, cheezpeeps! weer bii teh 9 oklok kitteh???
Yesh! Dey luk lyke meezers (anatomikalee), butt wivowt teh kolorin!
Teh tiemz aer diffrun awn Caturdai an Sumdai (An public US hollydaiz)
ya…jus remembuhed. thx.
hao ar yu dis dae, anni?
Ai aer fyne an playin awn teh noo lol!
10paws.
rite…iz teh weakund…
*continuz peetsah maekin frum teh udder thred in sillybrashuns of Jewel’s playin tiem wif mi last nite*
who wantsa peetsah?!
Ohai, Jeremy!
Iz a liddlol erlee foar peetsa, butt shur!
Ai can maek teh breafkist peetsah tu! Watt yu liek?
Can anyone tell me what breed the basement cat is plz?
Black Oriental
Thanks much!
*GASP*
Mai kittehs got on ICHC, dey arr so happeh
Dem am byootimus, CLyons! Yoo cans clik awn “Incorrect source or offensive” to gets teh credit!
Nice to see that the owner of these cats leaves trash on the floor.
u guys c the toilet paper? it looks like a face or sumthin.
what breed are those?
Now eef Eet Wuz catneep, I wood not wook anywaeys.