Oh yes. Dis SO much bettur.
Oh yes. Dis SO much bettur. Now I’ll have cold wet paws AND get laffed at. Thenks.
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Kittehs dun wear swetterz!
Congrats, Kerri! Shall we go 2 teh tye booteek an see iffn der aer ennee warm cloes dere? It fealz liek Autumn iz heer in TTI!
eels nawt liek summer heer in Kanaduh tu.. aifinkso we needs nice fall floof tu keeps us warms
oops, ai dropded an ledder F
Ewe dropp an eff, Ai pik et up an kep et!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER Ohahtagoosiam>/b> ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Haven’t seen hur in a long taim. But rememebrr awl teh fun we had wif teh “Dark an Storamee Nites” she started???
An Sonya, Eubie, Eulalia459678, an Kat-Dawg, ov corse!
an teh Burfday Fairy, wifaut hoom we wud hardlee ebber noe hooz burfday it iz!!
Ai dint meen to be kwite taht emphatik!!
Kitteh duz nawt appreeshiate ur kyndniss!
nope, kitteh has fur coat, wai hims need swetterz ober such niec floof?
An yay fur Kerri-luv-wif-u at teh verree tawp ov teh heep!!
Wif just annipuss fur companee!
Did yoo see teh noo Snoglobes at teh Ty Boo Teek???
And wud yoo laik sum ov this peech cobbler?? Wif whippee creem?? An cawfee oar tee?
Nawt funni!
*confused head tilt*
dun liek lukins at teh sno eder
Does dis make my butt look fat?
nah, but tahts sum bery niec tayl floofiness yup!
Not much effort made in putting it on the poor cat, either.
Sorry to say outdoor kittehs freeze to death sometimes (not
that that’s the only thing that hurts outdoor kittehs). Mebbe
sweater gives more insulation and keeps the fur matted down
(which is what kittehs are often trying to do when they lick
when they’re cold). Then again mebbe sweater gets wet and make
things worse. Plus other kittehs throw snoballs…
aifinkso yu shud keep kitteh inside in the warm hawse
kitteh needs niec warm lap tu sits awn
keep city kitteh inside all teh tyme wif lotsa grass
for noms and toys for not bored
kitteh happeh and safe inside
yup yup
Iz niec tu meets yu jessica *extens floofly paw ub frenship*
niec tu meets yu tu *shaeks paw*
Tiem Ai gotted mai dinnur. Bai fur naow!
miette is luken fur teh citee orf teh lost kittehs…
**Kitteh’s “friendz” drive by inna Catillac**
Hey Marmy!
Waldo cawled.
Hii wants hiz sweater back.
Kitteh lukking fur a plaece tu hyed aifinkso!
Kitteh luk lik haz revengefal feewin. . .
FLOOF!
**snatchez kitteh, tayks swettur awf him, an letz him rip it to shredz**
Fankees,taht’s bedderer! *mutters, how embarrassing*
Fashin staetmint: pffft!
Flooffee Ornjj Kitteh
duz nawtz needz sweddurr 2 keepz
wawrm!… Dat’z wutz Floof’z 4!!!
Flooffee Ornjj Kitteh
gibz Hewminz T3h Eebil Iee.
Himz will nawtz 4gibbz!
Ornjj Mayn Coon Kitteh
willz habz 2 borrowz and hydez
mennee Hewminz’ shooz!
Jack.
*Awplawse*
Beuootiful Haikus Jack…
Is not eezy 2 bee artistick when sooooo cooolllldddd
*Shiver*
gud wun Jack! aifinkso iz criem tu cuvr such byootimus floof
Ohai dayr, Kerree!
Mayn Coon Kitteh amz
reel Owtzdoar Kitteh. Habz 2
diffrunt kotez ubz fur
Owtsyde kote habz t3h
lawnnng Floof dat strrrretchez abuvv
shoarturr denss, sawfft fur
Owtsyde Floof pullz
away rayn andz coaldz. Insyde
fur keepz in t3h wawrm!
Jack.
Ohai bak Jack
an Othx fur teh Ohaiku. Ai gots tu see hao wader repllent kitteh fur iz in a fny video ob kitteh getins drink bai puttin hole heads undr teh tap 
were iz dis video pleez… i luked but(!) kant fine. hewp pweez.
neber mine, i finded it…
LOL yesh wuz so gud it wuz postded twice yup
Dis wun?
yupp! tahtzit… tanx
I’m taking my cat into the sink right now. This was really quite adorable.
I’ve never seen this look on my orinj mc’s face but I’ve never put a sweater on her either.
aw, it okz!!!! we wel git u betuh st00f 4 crismas, dunt wury.
Ohai Dezi, is nice to meets yu, ai lub yur abitar, is soo culorful and pretteh!
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy!! late last nite i seed all teh nise fings evreewun sed to me at teh burfday party yesterday. taht made burfday fairy’s day!! IRL was bizzy an tuff day, so i needed taht smile.
fank yoo evreewun! an now i will say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Sonya, Ohahtagoosiam, Eubie, Eulalia459678, an Kat-Dawg!! an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello cakes wif crunchy topping an fresh froot and wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay! teh woodn bals are paynted to luking liek trol heds, an wen yoo wakk tehm wif teh mallet tehy makes funny trolly noyzes!! also goody bags filld wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, super-cool sekrit-ajint sunglasses an brite-colured fevver boas for dress-up fun!, kandee, an fuzzy mix-n-match kitteh an swetter stikkers!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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Ohai Burfday fairy
Ai’z glad we cans maek yu smiel, yu does if fur us eberyday
Happi Burfday Cheezpeps!
mmm buttery yello cakes are omnomnomnom! an ai awlways lub teh flashy bouncies
I’m hoping that sometime in the future the little chips we can buy for our pets will also work with GPS type technology. It would be great if we could track our pets when they go missing
tehy cando now but berry spensiv… adn i doant fink iz smallnuff. yet.
‘twood be sumpin on collar, an dat can fall (or get tooked) off!
yesh, i wants wun ob thoze
There’s a radio tracker made by a company called Big Red Bee, but it uses an amateur radio frequency to broadcast the GPS coordinates of the device. Thus, you need an amateur radio license to use it.
Wouldn’t be surprised to hear that the technology will advance rapidly.
i telled my son to inbent wun. him (or hooeber comes up wif a wurkable GPS tag for pets) wuld make lots ob big munnies on taht, ifinkso.
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Sum kittehz just refuuzing tu stay inside….. and wii iz helpless tu keeping dem in…. I noez…. adn dey duz go walkabuwt fur mennee dayz and den kum home. Iz not ur fawlt.
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Oh lunarmommy!!! {{{{{{{{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}}}}}
An menee schoomz!!!
Of corse yoo desebe tehm. Hoo moar than yoo??
An ai TRAI nawt to let mai kittehs out, too – but sumtaims – they get out. an then ai werree maiself sik about it!
An ov corse yoo ar sad an feel horribul!! An terrrified, ai hav no dout – an in a hai pannik!!!
When mai Florian got out – ai went out an asked awl teh naybors an peepl wawking bai awn teh sidewawk to keep an eye out fur him. An sumwun evenchullee DID see him – hardlee three blox frum hoam – but three blox in eech direkshun is a lot of terretorry fur yoo.
But sumwun came bai and sed they had seen him. An ai found him then. And the other taim, ai just kept driving and wawking around looking. And awn the thurd day – ai DID find him. Ai think he mite hav bin awn hiz way hoam.
But do cawl awl the vets and animal shelters – humane society – police – ebreewun!! If sumwun finds him an terns him in sum where, they need to noe that a kitteh looking like him iz missing an hoo to call.
Sending beems awn HAI fur yoo an shiro kitteh!!
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{{{{Big suprhugs fur LM!!!!}}}}
peez donut beet yurself up
ai kneow how sads an awful yu mus feel {{more hugs}} is so hards tu keeps dem in wen dey lieks owtsydes so much. Yu gabs in cuz yu lubs him an him gab yu taht luk yu kud nawt resist so is nawt yur fault!
yu fells fur hims charms iz whut happened adn sumtymes we is jus nawt ables tu resist teh kitteh charmz so taht cud nawt beh yur fault nao cud it so neo moor kikins yurself k
*sens lawts ub beam beams an wind wispurrs tu shiro kitteh tu comes hoem*
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Dats teh prawblem wif bein’ uh slabe tew teh feline purrswayshun. And, hoo moar purrswaysib dan felines? Doan beet yorself up.
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{{{{{{{{{{{LM}}}}}}}}} I hope, hope,and pray Shiro kitteh bii okay and come home rite awai an nawt make him mom worry ennimoore!!
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{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}}} you deserve all the hugs in the world.
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{{{{{kumo}}}}} just because.
beams to all of you. You are a good kitteh mother, lunarmommy.
Shiro, go home! And if any other fambly is trying to adoptify him, he has a good home already; let him go back!
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i wurry abowt kumo missing himz buddy. altho shiro wuz being awfully growchy lately.
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he’ll be back, really, he will…
beems to you both!!! x elebenty!!!
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fank yoo so much evreebody. teh cheezfrenz iz teh best! fank yoo for letting me cry on yor sholders. shiro iz mikrochipped an just not long ago teh vet chekked to make shur iz wurking, an i chekked taht him iz still properly rejisterd on homeagin. so if sumwun finds him an tehy take him to a vet or shelter tehy shuld be able to identify him. wif dis guy i reely wishes tehy had GPS mikrochips, like kerri sez abuv. him haz liked to stay away for long howrs an i kan nebber finding him.
i will make fliers to pass owt to all teh naybors on owr street an teh street behind. teh lots are big, wif fenses an much dezerty undergrowf, so iz hard to get a gud look arownd. mebbee if i kan gets peeples to chekk owt on tehr properties an all teh hidey places arownd tehms howses.
i still feel him might come home wen himz reddy, but iz torn between staying pozitib an habbing false hope.
(I knows dis iz late response, my older boi iz leeving wenzday to do mishun wurk in hawaii for two yeerz, an we had fambly viziting today. but i want my cheezyfrenz to kno i appreshiates all teh lubs an support an gud wishes an prayrs an beems. {{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}}})
*schneeks in late*
here, i share my shwimps wif you. dat makings you feline better, right?
{{{{{{{{lunarmommy adn everybody she take good care of}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{sweetpea}}}}} fank yoo, i gets teh leeky eyes frum yor kindness.
*sendin beems to lunarmommy an shiro*
Mebbe your mailpeep has seen the kitteh. My mail-
person helpded me find teh owner of a dog I found a
few monffs back.
ooh, taht iz a gud idea. {{{{{jessica}}}}}
Hey! This is Dante from cute with Chris!
DANTE DANTE DANTE!
i was wondering if anyone would point that out!!
loool! The way chris says dante dante dante is pure hilarity.
wat a lublee weegee! awlwayz wid da weegin catitude!
This is my Maine Coon kitty, Dante who has been captioned by someone else! If you want to see more of Dante, he has his very own website. Just click on my name!
DANTE the fluffy cat!!! I luv me some dante.
It’s DANTE!! Dante, Dante, Website Crossover!! [www.cutewithchris.com]
mai kitteh haz saym swetterz!!1
DANTE DANTE DANTE!!!! Dante iz bestest kitteh evah.
*giggles* aww poor kitten *giggles* *owner puts sweter on me* crap