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Kitteh haz a hongree!
Conga-rats awn leedin teh makramay, Anni!
U want sum pi az almoast-midnite snakk?
Thx, but Aifink Ai’d beddur nawt haz pi – Ai awlreddee haz indijestyun!
**offurs Anni a pie maded of Rolaydz**
Mmm…saboree…yet chalkee…
Burrpp! pardun! Thx!
Ur welkum. Hoap it halped!
Wud u lyk sum gingur ale to go wiffit? Dat alwayz halps me.
Dass a gud eye deer, thx.
**gibs Anni nyse beeg glass of gingur ale**
Heer. Hoap u feline beddur soon. Inner-jestun no funz.
Dat wud be BURRRRRPPPPPP!!!!!!! ai finkso.
But kitteh no kno picker es gwumpy! He wanz pi fo self.
” YOU WANTZ PIE!? I giz you pi!!!!!”
(throz berries at kitteh, inefektivle, as berries just go down mouth.
Kitteh no longa hongree. “I no has pie hongree anymo kthnx.”
Wif i screem!
Pie a la moan.
an whippy kreem. Lots an lots of whippy kreem.
Ifinkso teh skwirls du a gud job on teh whippy kreem wif tihs kitteh watchin…
Kinda liek Our Cween wif teh conga ratz -
“Wip faster, yu skwirls! Get teh ledd owt, Herman!”
Naow!!!
PiepiepiepiepiewantwantwantWANT!!!!
bloobry, razzbry, strawbry…enny kinda pi!
Choklit, lemming, cocomonutt!
Ai’d liek kate an sidney pie plz!
Ai wuz ritin a commint aobut Orstralian pi wen ai figgerd tihs owt –
*heddesk*
*snortle*
Anni be a canniblol?
Wut did kate an sidney evur do to yoo?
It iz an Ingerlish saburee pi (Steak and kidney)
We hassa localshop called UK Gormet and dey has de real Bangers and Wenslydale cheese and Jammy Dodgers and inna freezer dey haz de Snake an kidley pye nad Haggis! We lubs dis place acause it’s nawt all Merkin and boringk.
Nawt cocmonutt; Pleh.
Iz mai favrit!
Iffn ai gets pi for mai burfdai, ai alwais asks fur cocomonutt. Mai fambly nawt liek so much – moar leftober fur me!!
Cocomonutt remines me ob eatin hair. PLEH.
Sry, it’s juss an image dat got in my hed in early childhood.
Mai brocat sez itz liek etin fingernales, speekin of erly childhud images…
Yu can see wy ai gets awl teh leftobers…:D
In a pinch, Frisch’s Big Boy has gud cocomonutt pie.
If it’s a gud pie, der will b no lefobers.
I order eggplant a lot an noone eber messes wiff my goggie bag.
Bossy kitteh iz bossy! An kinda skeery! *piks fastur*
I finkso I has had dis kitteh az boss befoar.
**shuddurs at thot of prevyus bosses**
GMTA
3.17…………..
Hay frenz, iz CATURDAY!
Who wants to party? I has cookees an shardonay…
**Red starts singin**
I gotta brand new tattoo
All the colors in it remind me of you
I gotta brand new tattoo
All the colors in it remind me of you
The blue is for the bruise that you left in my heart
And the red if for the color we’re ’bout to paint this town
Oooh, I gotta new tattoo
Party u say? Okay, ai’m up for dat! Ai has … no cookees, but ai has teh lemming drizzle caek (werl… ai has a liddlol bit ob lemming drizzle caek, sumbuddy ated teh rest ob it, don’t know who, don’t luk at me) an… uh… teh whine bottlol seems tu be emtee too… uh… maybe ai alreddy had enuff partying for wun nite…
Purrhaps u’d lyk sum cawfee, insted?
I buyed sum Moka Jo mix, witch iz choklit dat u add to ur cawfee, to mayk it extry nommee!
Oh, an it smellz gud, too. **tayks long, lowd sniff of bag**
Jes nawt do dat whiel ur sittin at a stoplite….Teh cops mite luuk at u wif a funnee..
Choklit and cawfee? Ai likes ur thinkin. Ai’ll hab a large wun wif eggstra cawfee.
*takes note nawt to sniff deeeply owt ob bag wehn neckst to pohleesmens*
**fixes extry-larj cawfee wif Moka Jo mix**
Want sum whippy kreem onna tawp?
Ackshully, altho dat sownz yummy, teh dairee makes me barf. So ai’ll stik to teh cawfee an choklit an let sumbuddy else hab teh whippy kreem.
(an yesh ai noze dat teh choklit has teh dairee innit but somehow teh choklittyness cancels owt teh dairee bits)
Nawt a gud eye deer 2 sniff deeeplee – it mite maek u sneeeze, an sneezin into a bag uv chokklitt powder iz a badd fing!
hehe…
*snif*
*’choo*
*foom*
Hey, who turned teh lites owt?
Gud poynt, Anni.
U sneez too hard in2 teh choklit powdur, it go flyin an gets wastid!
Wastid choklit? DO NAWT WANT!
Yay Caturday! Wheeee!
D.R., u such a party aminlol!!!!
Hmmm…flavur ov cookees to goes wif shardonay…
Apple
Bizkotti wif almuns
Cimanonamum
…
*cannawt fink ob ennyfing beginning wif “d”*
*fink, fink…*
Date-nut!
(ai coodn’t eever – taht’s wy it stopded at “d”)
Yis, ai bringd sum yestdy. ar dey awl gon?
hawo abowt sum
Elefrump eerz
Feffurnoose
Ginjursnapz
Hyuj big browneez
I….
iced raisin
jelly fumprintz
krunchy oatmeel
lemming
m…
Makruinz
Nutzy kined
Orinj frostingd wunz
Peenur buddur
Q…….
qwinse jam tartlets
raisins (moar raisins cuz shardonay iz maded ov grapes)
snikerdoddles
towel howse
u…
*tries to get grmawgs to finnish teh hard part ov teh alfamabet – epic fail*
unbaeked cookee do
vanilla waefers
walnut budder cookees
xtra spicy benne seed wafers
yello raisin (duz yu be seein a theme heer?)
zzzz…tu much shardonay wif tohse cookees…
Butbutbut! ware mai cawmint? it dissapparated! Yurs betterer den main, but still!
Tyrant kitty tyrannizes. Reminds me of some bosses I’ve had.
An lowd kitteh iz lowd. Taht remines me of some bosses, tu.
Ai finkso kitteh is pretendin to be stuk up ladder so dat firemens come… LCB, dis ennyfing to do wif u?
HALP!!! Iz stukkk!!! Send fyremens!!!
Sackly! HALP!!! Iz stuck awl alone at home onna caturday nite! Send firemenz! An Danyull Crayg! An Jorj Clooney! Iz HEMERJENSEA!
*dialz nine elebenty*
Hallo??
Plz tu sending deh fyremenz!!!
No, wii not haz a fyre. Wai u asking dat??
O. Well, wii haz a kitty stuck in a ladder.
No, wii kant kliming up and gitting him….
Wii not haz had deh o fish ul kliming deh ladder trayning!!!
Yoo wunt wanting us tu kliming up and hurting owerseffz and hazzing tu kawl deh fyremenz wud u???
*giglol, snurk*
**climbs up laddur an purrtenz to get stukk**
I can has fyremenz too? **luuks wif a hoapful**
Oh, an I has fyremen updaet:
(Dere be fyre howse nexst to my werk, so I get to watch dem kwite offen)
Dey wuz playin wif teh laddur teh uthur day. It wuz way hi-hi-hi inna ayre, an sumwun had teh remoat, maykin it go rown, dis way an dat way.
I wuz glad I nawt awn teh tawp, cuz I wudda been lozin my lunsch…
Wuz u runnin rownd awn teh grownd wiv teh peeple catchy fing, hopin dat wun ob teh firemens wud fall owt?
Nope. I wuz watchin frum a distans.
(U get bedderer vewz dat way)
U has clearly thot dis through carefullee.
HALP!!! Iz stuck an hazza scarry an dey ar making me eet cocomnutt pi!!!
**frows cocomonutt pi at pj**
SPLAT!
**runwifakwikness, laffin histeriklee**
EWWWW!!!! *Jumps into a vat ob clorine bleech*
Arrg! *Catches up wiff redd* *Thros creamed peas*
*runsbackhometotellmaonredd*
PEAS?!?!?
Alrite, who tolded yoo I haythaythayt peas?!?!?
**luuks at sum Cheezfrenz wif a suspishun**
rhsb! Gib peas a chance!!!
ok sawree ai goes to bed nao
No! Nevvur!
Peas=Pleh.
You sed it wen I gave dem to you fer hedakes.
**litebulb comez awn ovur hed**
Dat’s rite, I did.
Ahem! Sawry, dotter juss got back frum buyin teh gushifuds, said all teh firemans iz awn the corners wit dere boots
out, kollecting for teh fudbank. Mebbe yew come tew Woodburn? Juss soud uv Hubbard.
*cawls airlines*
Dey wuz awlso werkin a reck in Frankfort erlyur dis afturnoon.
Kitteh has ice cream
up teh ladderer he go
with ice cream for crow
Iz past mai bedtime an ai has a sleepy. Nite nite cheezfrenz, sweet dreams (an firemens…).
Nite, Martoonie!
Sweet dreemz (of fyremenz)!
zzzzzzzmmmmfiremenzzzzz
G’nite martoonie, sleap tite (wayke up sobur….)
Nitey nite!
Frenz, I may nawt be ablol to fynd my can openur, butt dagnabit, I gots at leest FWEE cork-skroos!
Prioriteez, I has dem.
*bownses intu ruum*
Ohai guis! Ai hazza happeh! An a tyred… long day, awn feets! But iz MOAR than wurf ebree minnit!!!
*grabs own FB status messij*
Steph and Seanya are home from AdoptAThon (no, we did not come home with a thon
) — stayed later than planned, so had to pay a bit for a taxi home, but worth it! Some good volunteers, but I’m the only pro, and believe me, I got questions. AND…… ten cats adopted!!!!11!!!!!!! Including a sweet black boy!!!!! And possibly another one lined up for tomorrow. Seanya is an ANGEL and was awesome with manning the desk!!!! Aren’t scheduled for tomorrow, but going back anyway for a while — I think they can use us.
*bownses awf tu feed gushifuds tu kittehs an trai tu fink uv sumfing eezy fur tyred hyoomins… toona sammiches, mebbe?*
Dass gud nooz!
I gibbed Seanya sum cookies an shardonay.
U eet toona sammiches, den teh kittehs nawt want teh gushifuds!
Troo… must faktor in teh effurt uv defending teh fuds…
*gulps shardonay wifafirstee glugGLUGGLUG*
Oooh, ai feel relaksed nao.
YAY!!! fur PK and Seanya!!! Woot, woot fur kittehs dat gitted forebber homes!!
Ohyah… an ai gotted 2 adoptifaied frum teh shelter whyle ai waz at petstore… told her bowt tehm an tehy sowndid purrfekt an her comed bak tu bai stuffs fur tehm an stopped tu tell me her gotted bof cauze ai tawked tu her abowt tu kittens keeping eech uvver compnees.
We haz speshul this weekend: enny cat oar kitten, $50, wif at leest furst vaksinayshuns, microship, an a $50 voucher fur spay/neuter frum vet. Guud deel, eh?
Also, nuvver purrson mebbe gunna finlee adopt black bruvvers whu beend at diffrint pet stoar most uv teh 6 munfs they beend alive… her WANTED black kitteh coz her last kitteh black an her lubbed him berry much.
*dansdansdans*
Ohwait, nawt dun feeding kittehs… eeek, tehy aftur me!!!! Velosi… viloci… reely fast noizy dinosor!!!! Oh wait, iz just a hungree Ben-Ben…
W00t!!! fur deh adoptifikayshunz!!!!!!
*kawlz in deh YNGuizez tu gibbing PK a footz rub*
*Kawlz in deh YNGalzez tu gibbing Seanya a footz rub*
Iz teh kitteh alarmz goin awf?
Tehy waz sownding at volyum an in harma-nee!!!
Did dey sown lyk dis
oh tahts is nawt fiar guyz… tu kyoot wai wai tu kyoot *luks at Baileygogz* okai yu iz kyoot tu but iz nawt teh saem kinda kyoot…
Egg salad! (teh nooz, butt it wud werk fur teh samwiches)
PK, ai luked at teh bideos ov teh kitteh tois, an tehy are so full of ossim an win! Ai lurved mai spool nitter wen ai wuz a kidlet, an ai may has to get anover wun rite nao tu maek mousies.
Butt (!) iz teh bowncy disposabl toi taht iz teh amazin desine…perfect for nawt spreddin teh kitteh plehs. No moar Belindas – DO NAWT WANT!
awsum, haz fun!!!
sammiches nawt gunna happin… teh breds haz fur, blech, du nawt want!! (waz otay yesserday!!!) gunna has tu see what else.
Pore Seanya wornd owt. Him nawt wurked 8-owrs in a long time!!! Small kittehs iz piled awn him, mebbe tehy duz vibrayshun tera-pees oar sumfing.
Hmmm… kittehs fur syko-lojikal AN fizzikul tera-pees. Kewl!!!
PK!!! ♥♥♥♥♥ been missen you!
As ai have sed befor, as light passes through a prism, so teh kittehs lives are changed as they pass thru your luving hands!
You do awsumest werks!!!
schmooz!
Adopta thon ai red abowt neer heer can haz 2 fur 1 awfur awn da kittenz b cuz dey leik
Kittenz cuz dey liekz tu hab fren in nu furebbur haom.
Sillee commint spais nawt rapz nd wurdz goze awf de endz.
ifinkso WP actin up todai – lotsa freds luk kinda broke
NOW it’s a PARTY!!!
what kind of pie is it?
3km – I finishsed teh importint shawpin.
Wented to Likker Barn!
“Don’t drive yourself to drink – Liquortown delivers!”
I lubs it!
Iz acshully troo – teh reel Liquortown in mai collij town did deliver to teh dorms. I maded up tihs ad for tehm, butt (!) tehy neber useded it.
Wii has teh stoar cawled Liquor Barn.
It iz fulla awsum an win! Has lotsa fuds an jes abowt enny adult bevridj u can tink of.
Ai hasa jellus – we nawt has in PDX. Butt we can has whine in teh grocery store (an nawt just wen teh kidlets are tehre…)
Has a grate weekend, Red! Ai has to drop by siscat’s howse an tehn goes to bed – up way too late last nite!
ha! mai Joe kitteh climez teh laddaz tu. ken nawt kepe hym awf.
az eh matta awf fac, dis luks lyk mai Joe (sii mai avatah)….
Joe? Joe kitteh…. JOE!!!
Looks lyke mai Toonces too. Mr. pj says she is very average looking…butt I finx she’s da most beautful creature in da werld.
Yu tellz Mr. pj taht a aberage kitteh is betterer lukkin tahn a byootiful goggie!
Oyez. teh tabbeez ar beautemous! Joe iz verree handsum. Lawng adn lene, tu. Meggie iz eh tuxee tabbee…verree tinee adn peteet. Lincoln iz eh Happy Cat luk-a-lyk…solud. “Eh putatoe wif legz” iz hao hes brede (Chartreaux, natrullee okkurren) iz duscribud.
Taht’s eben betterer tahn teh descrip ov teh Burmese – a “silk brick” iz wut teh breeders call dem!
Yu has byootimus kittehs, catena an pj!
Datz rite! Humph!
Woot! Woot! for the kitteh adopters an teh wunnerful peeps who adopts a bunch!♥♥♥♥♥
{{{{{PK}}}}}
We can duz 21-woot saloot! (an den ai has to go to bed):
W00t! W00t! W00t!
W00t! W00t! W00t!
W00t! W00t! W00t!
W00t!!! W00t!!! W00t!!!
W00t!!! W00t!!! W00t!!!
W00t!!! W00t!!! W00t!!!
W00t!!!!! W00t!!!!! W00t!!!11!!!11!
An yu say teh sweetist fings, SH. Schmoos!!