I gots yoo nao yoo dastardly . . . yello fing!
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wot eba yu iz…
But…but iz nawt orinj?!! Conga rats 4 u catena!
Othx!
U can has a silly brashun If u liek. Iz there eny pie left frum teh last lol? We can has more desertz:
Applol cobbler
Booberry crisp
cheezcaek
D…
Der iz no D pies…Oh! waitaminit!
Deep dish pizza pie
Exelunt choklit silk pie
Frothy lemming meragne pie
G…
Deepdish peech pi
Egg custard
Fried snickers
Granola (jus to be helfy fer a minit)
H….
Danish wif strawberries
Eclair of chokklit
French Silk pie
G….
Graham crackers
Honeydew melon
Ice cream sundae
J…..
Jelloe (derez awlwais ruem fur jelloe…)
Kumkwatz
Lotz awf choklit awf awl shaypz adn sizus
Manee moyr choklit peisus
N….
necktereen pi
Orinj caek wif lemming icing
Punkin pi wif wippy kreem!
Q…
Quiche…nawt quite pie but yum neway
Rubarb an strawbery yum
Sherbert of all flavors
Triple Chokolate moose caek
U..
Quyt eh lawt awf choklit
Reelee larj ehmontz awf choklit
Sum moyr choklit
Tinz adn boxus ful awf choklit
Upsyd-downe cayk (gues wot flava)
V…
Vairy gud choklit caek
Wet Choklit
Xtreme choklit cookies
You-want-tis-cayk cayk
Z…
Zoo-kii-nii caek! Wif choklit chips innit adn choklit icing!
hmm… ai’d noms et
@ Klwu
NO mee! i wood! >:D
OOO, ai made wun last someday! Has demolished it tho, or wud share.
Mite I suggest a creem chease frostings?
kitteh iz nieslee kuhaordunatud wif teh roym….
Protectib coloration. Da yello fingy can nawt see him.
Meezers are erf tonz.
Wot eba it iz it’s gettin away!!
Meezzer scared da yello fingy to deff by showin him da pointy endz.
*gigglolz* ai still nawt uzed tu teh lolcat naems ub kittehs… aifinkso dat Meezzer is fur tabbehs wif the M awn dere furheds…ai has tu keeps remindifyin meezer is siameezer
Dis is wun kyoot kitteh, ai neber saw bebbeh meezer behfur…
prepar tu b vankwished
Run, yello fing, run!!!
Saving ursef!!!!
…..
*yello fing just layingifyz dere.
*Kitty attakkingz wif pointy endz!!
oh, deh hyooog manateez!!!
mebbe iz pahrt uv yello fing dissguys… tew plai ded.
aww yello fling dead *.*
Awr we shur de yellow fing wuz nawt horked up by dis ketteh? or Sumwun lyke him?
O….gud tawt.
saem O.O
I can has biziblol?
WP be nommin my commints, I finkso.
Wat? Did you hear somefing?
hmm.. .mebbe a leetlol noyse… sownds liek iz frum sumwer inna noarthurn souwth uv teh usa…
**jumpz up an down**
Iz ME! Red!
U nawt rekignyze me?
**teers begin to roll down fayse**
WP didz taht to mii tuday tu!
I tryed to mayk commint an it akseptid it, butt it nawt show up.
Mebee da yello fiingy iz trien to say somfing.
Yello fingy, iz you crying? Ders no cryings in cheezland!
**frowz cocomonutt pie at pj, an blaymez it awn teh yello fingee**
*frowz up from cocomnutt pie, froz it at da yello fingy*
*sniffs teh air and intercepts cocomonutt pie from rhsb and starts tu eeting it*
O fanxu Jeremy! I already got hit wiff da pleh cocomnutt pie in da lass lol.
yu welcom, pj…..dis pie es verry nommy, butt(!) mai favorite dessert es tirimasu….either that oar tapioca puddin.
Oh, I agree, tirimasu is my berry most fabrit!
Sry dat waz kinda “unpleasant” to say. Anyones seen redd lately?
**sobbin iz herd inna distint cornur**
Ohai, redd, wanna go get som sips an noms?
Nice to finally see you again.
Yesh, plz. I need to drown my sorrowz.
*sets up da shot glasses* *fills wiff som nice erbal tee*
‘”to da end ob da sorrows”
Gotcha! *Brings out da tea cups an fills wiff Mr. Cuervo*
Come back hear, redd!
Skweeeeee! Oh, teh kyootniss! Mai rezistinse, it be lo, haz been long day uv hard-core kitteh-cuddling an tawking-abowt. *pulls CHRG awn moar titely an trais tu fink uv boringniss*
ai furgotted tu tell yu — teh PR direktor seems tu reellee lyk lolcat-inspired promo stuffs! What we did be heer.
Iz big goggie-walk fundraizer tumorro, an Seanya an ai sed we’d du teh promo display fur adoptabul aminlols. We nawt had much tiem tho. we uzed sum stuffs taht nuvver bolunteer duz an puts awn website, but most kittehs nawt had pixors eben, let aloan long rite-ups. Taht be teh cats0.pdf fyle. Wif time running owt, ai started using teh pixors ai taked an duing a diffrint fing, an her berry much lyked! Tahtr be teh uvver fyles.
Red sez awn FB her wants tehm awl… ai wunnering if her mebbe haf tu sharing.
Thems is kewt!!!
Do want kittehs! 
You did a vry nice job prysma-kitteh. I hope it halps those sweeties find their forever homes. Do want!!!
I always has a sad seein’ all dems kittehs (an puppehs) wut has no hoam.
I hopes sumwun dops dems.
O dem b keewt kitteh bahbeez!!!! I lubz dem awl!!
{{{pk and all teh kitteh bebehs}}}
Mr. CC, please tu halp pk and Seanya find a forebber home foar many bebeh kittehs. Anom.
anom.
Fanx.
Ai hazza hoping that the pics wif juss a few wurds mebbe catching attenshun bedder tehn lawts uv wurds. Tu much wurds, sumwun mite miss importint fings. Cuppul importint wurds an a pixor, mebbe tehy get innerested an wanting moar detayls… y’know? An eben non-ICHC-peeps sees lolcats tehse days, if tehy awn interwebs at AWL… mebbe gib subconshus nudge tu notiss fings.
*crossis fingurs an toes an awl fur lots n lots uv peeps tu come tu doptathon, an tu go tu goggie-walk an tehn go lukking fur speshul kitteh*
Iffen Ai waz in de Eastern Canananadia and iffen Ai dint alreddy have 3 kittehs an a goggie, Ai wud be adoptifyin sevral ob dese byootimus bebbehs! Ai hav big hopes for tomorrow! [[homeless kittehs]] {{PK and Seanya}}
Ai wish ai had moar room in mai house foar annudder kitteh, butt(!) effen mai allergie keeps up, ai will hafta stick wif jes wun kitteh. Jewel is akshully spendin moar tiem out in teh living room wif meh, and ai fink ai have solved teh mewing problem, or at least hassa temporary remedy. Ai gotted her tu leaf teh bedroom so ai cud start sleepin in eet wifout her bein in dere. Nao dat I knoes hao tu do eet, ai can use mai Sleepnumber bed agin!!
/lolspeak off
I’m a little concerned, though….when Jewel runs away from me, she’s looks fine on using all 4 legs, but when she’s lying on the floor and playing, she flops around like something’s wrong with her two back legs, and she sticks her butt in the air a lot. I wonder if she’s in heat, or if somethings really wrong with those two back legs? Anyone know anything that might explain that? (maybe her kitteh-mommy would know….)
/lolspeak on
Ai lubs her so berry mush dat ai donut(!) want anyfing tu happen tu her.
Could be kitteh dreams…hazza go to da v-e-t.
Needs spayin anyway, Heat is unbearable fer da kitteh and da kitteh person. Do nawt miss dat.
Butt you’ll have peace ob mind after dat. {{{jewel}}}
Ai might jes du dat next week after teh monies come in. Ai need a kitteh carrier, though.
Um… yelling lots, an bum in teh air… her female an nawt spaydeded… her be in heet.
Her needs tu be spaydeded ASAP. Iz immenslee stressful fur her an fur yu, an iz always teh risk uv her ekscaping coz wif her hormoans skreeming at her, her nawt reellee herself. An also, iz higher risk ebree heet sykle uv debeloping mammary toomurs (brest canser), an ovarian canser oar cysts, an pyometra, which be litrallee “pus in uterus” an be berry danjrus an berry painfuls.
If yu nawt can get reel kitty carrier (an iz gud plan tu haz wun… if eber have emergensea, yu nawt want tu trai tu get a cat whu be freeking owt in feer oar pain safely ENNYWHERE wifout wun), at leest check local pet stoars fur teh cardboard wuns.
(PS, ai sowree ai nawt getted chanse tu ansur yu awn FB yet… lyf haz been, er, full teh last cupple days!)
Ooooo! We just GOT a nu kitteh and these pikshurs make me want MORE! Der are sum darn kyute kittehs you got there, mam!
*giglol* Enny wunner it alwayz taking me so long tu cleen eech cat ruum? 15 or so uv tehse cyooties in akshun… oh, teh splortaciousniss!!!!
Oh yesh! adn hao duz yu nawt bi pettifying dems? Ai wud get nuffing dun a tall!
OOOHHHHH, I luv them awl!! Great descrips of personalities!!
PK, ai am in aww of you! Aww, look at Bug! Aww!look at Shade! Aww, look at Halo! Awww, lookit awwl them kittehs!
Be on the alert for yellow puff things. They may be able to attack and stun with their yellowness and puffosity.
And theve been “rumored” to fro pies!
Iz Cthulhu! In littl yello form…
B karful, kitteh.
Ai thot Hastur wuz teh King in Yellow.
ALERT…ALERT…yellow puff things leave a slime
trail of nasty viscocity…
Sharing my eerwurm .
aifinkso thats “viscosity.” I nawt spill too gud…
Wut is tihs spilling uv wish u speek?
I spill kwite well.
Jes teh uthur day, I spilled a full glass of ginger ale in teh kitschin.
LOL!! I absolutely love that picture. I saved it to my desktop the moment I saw it! Thanks for giving me my “ROFL” laugh of the day.
Fanks a latte for sharing eerwurm. Dans, dans…
sha na na na na na…
Nao yur feets r stickin tu teh flour…at leest, smellin
gud from ginger ale…
Stinkin smellin feet?
Hay! My feets nawt stinkee.
I warsh dem ebry day, wevver dey needz it oar nawt. :-p
Catta cake sed it, nawt me.
Sed dey smelt lyke flour.
I finkso hur ment flowerz!
Hey red! Haow u be! Spill ginger ale in teh new kitchen!!! Wall, ai nawt hab eny ginger ale butt (!) ai gots a chokolat martoonie! U wantz sum? Naow dat u iz bizibol?
Ohai, low!
I nawt has gingur ale enny moar. *snif*
Teh floor needz moppin ennyway. I wuz waytin to get teh rest of teh un-pakkin dun befoar I diddit.
Moobin nawt always goes smoovly. Here, takes teh brake an haz dis chokolate martoonie. Ai jest had wun wif a friend an it was dilishiosness. Or if yus prefers teh non-alkoholik bevridge ai can run ober tu teh Tim Hortons! Canananadian speshialty! Delishiousness cawfees and tees and cold bevridges cawled Iced Capucinnos. And lots of yummy noms like donuts nd muffins nd Tim Bits!
mmmm, timmy’s! Ai lurves Ice Capps!
Der tea is teh best! Double milk double sugar!
Should ai makes teh Timmy’s run, Mezzomom?
fronch banilla cap fur meh peez
Cumins raight up, Kerri!
Teh Dasterdly Twinkie war!
but kitteh, teh yello wuns – they bees POYZIN!
*hears sumfin buzzin rownd teh room*
*slowly piks up hur fly swatter*
*SMACK*
Is that a rarely seen lobstapottamusatee?
Ohai, sh, how is da hubbycat doing today?
Umm, fankee for asking. Bacterial infection has spread to blood, very bad, next 72 hours will tell. Cannot say on profile, as my fambly is checking there so not haffing to call all teh time, but they will not go this far into a thread. Am shielding some fambly members in order to maybe shield myself. Daughter an I went today, Dr. said with infection spreading into blood and 10 minutes without heartbeat last night, 75% chance of total organ failure resulting in mortality.
Bawt, peeps play teh lottery for worse odds than that, an sometimes win. Will put out more toona offrings to CC tonight. He must like them, they are gone in the morning.
More prayers fer sh and hubbycat. {{{ sh and hubbycat}}}
{{{pj}}}
nite now.
Mr. CC, please tu be wif sh’s hubbycat and to maek him awl bedder.
Anom.
{{{{{{{{{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}}}}}}}}}
Since u b hiding deh bad newsez frum famvblee, iz ok if i posting dis on deh Cryer??
Aw fankee, my cween. Would be moast hart helping. Could you pleaz to include the linkee from our 9-11 vigil, to light a candle? That was so good for me on 9-11, an think many moar wuld find it and find personal peace from it on the cryer. My fambly does not no bowt Cryer.
*sits down with glass of wine*
Now I must tell you my dark secret.
For nigh on two score years, my Dave has had a nickname. In recent years it has become a most shamefull nomenclature, with dark connotations. But he earned his nick name proudly and with goodness. He was a roofer by trade, after he came home from Viet Numb. The higher paying roofing was hot-roofing, where strong and virile men shoveled rock and swabbed mops laden with melted tar, asphalt, or pitch onto roofs. They worked the kettles, tossing hundred pound hunks of black nasties into kettles, keeping the heat hot enough to melt, but not so hot as to explode. This I have been told, and believe. They climbed ladders shouldering heavy rolls of roofing felt many stories up, and did it proudly an in a manly manner. This I have been told, and believe.
The black nasties was very hot and sticky, and if a careless apprentice splashed it on a mopper, it would cook the flesh to the bone. This I have seen with my eyes. The only way to minimize the damage was to grab the glob of hot nasty with a gloved hand, and rip it of, with flesh stuck to it, to keep from doing more deeper damage. This I have seen. This left horrific wounds, which healed slowly and scarred badly. This I have seen with mine own eyes, while tending to my husbands ravaged flesh. Sometimes, a hot roofer would slip and fall into the freshly mopped asphalt, with horrific results and many months of pain and rehabilitation, or, sometimes, rarely, death. Sometimes could splash into an eye and do most evil damage, this too, I have witnessed and tended. This was in the dark days before OSHA.
These hardy souls, akin to the strong and viril loggers of Orygon’s honorable history, and the early sailors of uncharted seas, did their work proudly and with honor.
At the end of a day of hot roofing, these proud men were filthy, stinky, and their clothing was globbed with black nasties. And they were mostly big strong men, although there were also small strong men who worked just as hard.
Due to the dirty, stinky, and sweaty nature of my husband, and his sometimes grumpy nature when tired from keeping the rain off our heads, he earned a special nickname. He became known far and wide in his travels as “the Tr0ll.” Now, in truth, I only had one semester of psychology in my short college career, I believe this may be the reason why I feel compelled to kindness when a modern day tr0ll shows up.
The end
Long live my Tr0ll!
Epilog:
Dotter Steph an fren Lewie haz bin heer awl day, helpin and loving and buying gushifuds for the kittehs, and driving me to hospital, an putting munnies into firemen’s boots. After the Doc gabe uz teh news, she helped me sing taht song, “If you get there before I do, don’t give up on me…I’ll be there when my chores are through..” She knew awl the werdz an singz bedder than me. They have cooked, mowed, washed and loved. Dotter Timmi iz commong down from Vancouver in morning to assist.
An uv corse, wittowt my cheezfrenz, wuld be much much darker time.
Schmooz. G’nite, wid minny luvs.
Shmoos to you!
Oh SH, Ai yam so sorry to heer bowt yur sads. Ai wuns werked fur a roofin cumpny adn this tar of wich U speek, ai know of as well. Fankfully, OSHA has tooked teh wurstist parts ob teh jawb adn mading tehm sayfer. Yur lobly Tr0ll will be on mai prears wif hoaps of no pain adn fambly at his syde. gotta go, leeky iis
*sniff* {{{{{{{{{sunnyhuckle & huzbin}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{sunnyhuckle & hubby}}}}}}
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Ooh, my. There are heroes where we least expeck it.
Thank you and your Troll.
{{{{{{{{Sunnyhuckle}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{sunnyhuckle adn famblolee}}}}}}}}}}
Yu are in mai prayrs
{{{{{{{{Sunnyhuckle, her Troll adn famblee}}}}}}}}
Ohnoes!!!
Teh beems an prayers uv teh menagerie an ai, yu an yur hubbycat an yur awsum dotters haz tehm!!!
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{hubbycat} <- cheezbeems all comming daon awn hubbycat
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hello, hello, am i inbizzible?
Nope, Ai seed u!! Ohai!!
ohai fikshun! ai gess taht meens ai off mod!
Wat? hooo sed dat?
ai iz bakk! wif mai bloo name! yay!
>jumps up an down, waving arms<
heer ai iz!
praps de lellow fing is the Jester?
♪♫ ♪ “… the yellow jester does not play,
he gently pulls the strings,
an smiles as the puppets dance
in the court of the Crimson King.”
Beli powetik!
Maeks mii a littlol sad, dough, finking uf tyms dat have bin & r nao goan adn will nebur b agin. 
Oh, pleez tu eksqueus, ai hazza nostalgik tudai.
*snorggles FluffyB*
Nite nite….zzzzz
{{{{pj perry}}}}
Sweet dweemz!
moar funny pictures
aarrgghh! plz tu ignoar teh abov. ais stoopy!
Ohai AC! U’z nawt stoopy! Pleez tu nawt be insulting mai frendz. Kthnxbai!
Bee sydez, ur rite, it izza funneh pikshur!
Ohai FluffyB! O ai is HAPPY abowt teh SpringingBoks! Woot woot woot!
Lol! Defity, aiz beli shur dat deir r kwite a fjew SA sitizenz wif a tender hed dis moarnin!
Hoo did they beet this thyme!??
)
(as long as its not the Froggies aill sillibrayte wif you
Ai beleef dey played aginst teh All Blacks adn haz wun teh Tri-Nations Cup.
O.o – good on them!
*sets out sum castle beer an sum bottles of Meerlust rubicon*
Lets sillybrayte!!
DIE stupid minion of the yellow… guy… whos evil!
kaluu…wat? ai miss somm thiing? ” yellow minion? “
Hey, Cheez Wizzes!!! Him at it agen!!! Rite heer!!! *reports*