Someone coulda told me they shut the door.
u bin usin teh catapult again?
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Where are those dansing gerbils?
Doan lukat mii…. I just ranglolz deh ratz… 8)
Wii nawt needz ranglolz…wii haz enuf genes fank U. Just gib us teh cheez tu nom!!
Men in nyse-fittin wranglolrz…..
**drool**
wiff beeeeg silber belt-bucklolz!
Yah!
Droopy drawurz, DO NAWT WANT!
are you trwaining a new danz troup since the last batch got , erm, indisposed? doez gerblols be cute, but they not do da conga berry good.
Well, no! They arnt reelee Conga Ratz, an they noe it!
But they laik so much to dans – an paws4thot sed they shud doo it!
Tehy cud doo the “mourning” dans from “A Funnee Thingy Hapapeed awn teh Way to teh Forum.”
An HEER they COME!! Awl drisst iin long blak veils. Tehy dans dans dans around teh downed kitteh, lifing teheir viels ober their heds, and twerrling an leeping.
An ar maeking wailing an weekping sounds. But it’z prittee hai – so it sounds a bit moar laik “skwwee skweee.”
At the end ov the dans, tehy fawl to the ground, covering themslevz wif teh veils. So at the end, we have the kitteh in teh middlol, wif nine littlol blak wiggling piles around it! Wiggling becuz teh ar puffing an panting!
I think a nompetition, er, competition might be entertaining!
mebbee fur u, but dem pore geblolz look poopt tu mii.
pi sawnds gud ’bout now…
*nom, nom, nom, in my dreemz*
That wuz awesum JCH4K
Yay for dansin gerblols
i kin heer dem magpiez laffing at deh kitteh!!
*stiks tung out a meen ole magpies*
*sticks tung owt 2 nom pies*
(fore an twinnty maggpis bakedt inna pi”?
dat goggie did it!!!!!!!11
Teh glass haz dedded me
Anni – You alweez give me teh giggols but this is classik! @@@@@!!!
win!
FTW!
(an killified mii, 2 yous a freekweet reesent spilling)
(ai noeticed the queen using dis werd, ann eye lykes it!)
Goon-show ref, anni? Yu channelin teh Bluebottle?
*kisses kitteh on nose*
heer, has a cheezburger
aawww…<3 !!!11!!
And barrelling around the 4th turn is SpeedRacerKitteh!
CAREFUL!! somwun shudded da door!!!
Ouch! Dat really hurted!
Oh Hai, 3km!! rhsb had a wurried bowt u las nite. I glad tu seeeing dat u still b heer!!
Oh, fankyu cween!! I wuz battlein a migrain. I emayoed rhsb dis mornin.
3KM!
**Red runz in, an in2 3km, skwishin hur isee-kreem sammich awl ovur hur**
I’m glad ur alrite. I hadda wurried.
.
.
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Oops, sowwy abowt teh issee-kreem. Heer, lemme halp kleen u awf.
**likliklik 3km onna hed**
Fank yu red!! I emayod yu dis mornin. I wuz fightin wif a migrain. I haz wonned so far, howebber, Ifinkso it might try tu sneek up awn mii. I nebber had wun come on lyke dis wun, soo, I wuz thinkin I wuz getting da flu, butt (!) wen I started seein da “spots” I new wat wuz happenin!
PS, I iz STILL black an bloo frum da fall!
Howz daddikat an teh rest of teh famlee?
Dey taykt mai kees at teh bar! Aima jist lye heer zzzzzzz
ohai! wuz anibuddy ellses ICHC intertubes borked fur da pais phew mineuts?
Ohai, wb, yesh mine juss came back!
dat wuz skerri
ai can haz noe lolkats!!! 
EEEECCCKKK!!! taht is tew scaree for werds!, or for weirdpretzel!
Deh kiddeh dhinks he brogg his node
Ad dats dot fuddee!
Do, itz dot!
I habba code in mai node
Ai hab allegeees in mai node!
*hands out prittee hankees wif picshurs of kittehs an goggies*
Kitteh shud hab node taht wud habben!
kitteh shudda smelled it cuming…
Pik shud have littul spiral an starz goin up frum kittehs hed.
Oar a burdee flyin rownd hims hedd!
Wait, wut?
littol yello tweeting birds ph!
Dat iz teh yooshuel wai uv showin dat sumwun haz hadd a nokk awn teh hedd in TTI komikk papurz – a burd flyin rownd an tweetin.
butt(!) knot crosst owt ayes! >X X<!!!
dat's juss a boo-boo an knot a dedded, eye hoaps!
ooohhh, stars!1111!!!!
*batbat.bat…bat…bzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Himz to tyred to chase all dose starz dat be circoling round himz hed.
Hey, Duffy, I waz goona say dat!
Silly kitteh
Kitteh hazza plan. Him diddint hurtifuy hizself on teh door. Him just maykin teh hyoomins fink him hurted himself so dey will let him & in give him fuds & snorgles & lubs.
Cleverness. Let him sho u it!
yoo is possum-blolby rite, ns!
Ai iz awlmoast skerred to ask if PK haz bin heer today. Ai noe she egg-spekted it to be a ruff day atwerk.
Ai haz a worried.
mi tew!!!
*sends luving beems to p-k and her kittehs*
duz PK wurk fur an sheltur? nawt an vet? oar sheez fauster momma fur furr babehs? aiz a liddle confuzelled.
ohai willy boy! ai has seen yew posting, but we haven’t met yet!
*exteends floofy paw of frendship*
P-k just finished her vet-tech training. I think she is working at a shelter, and because of that she ends up with foster babehs. She can onlee foster so manee, so things haven’t been good for the ones she can’t take home.
ohai gammacat!
*pats dah floofy paw gentlee*
tanks fur da info – hur poasts sumtiems maik mai hart hurt – ai cud nawt due dat kinna wurks. ai wud ends up wiff an hunert elebety kettehs! da fibe ai haz nao iz an hanful. fourtunitely ai libes inna kitteh frenly nayburhood sew habbin 5 bebehs nawt konsidurd two strainje.
I’m teh sayme wai! eberytime I go to teh pet store, i wanna adopt all teh kittehs there. Onlee thing that stops is knowing mai orinj boi says “DO NOT WANT” tew new kittehs.
She was actually fostering a few while she was in her vet tech training. The nawt sekkund one was Eva, who got adoptified by UniqueKitty & her son Plasticat. The sekkund one was Cory, who wiggled his way into PK’s heart and adoptified her. She was then given a litter (the Silver Cuddle Puddle) … and it’s gone from there. It sounds like there was quite the kitteh population explosion in her area. The shelter is overflowing with bebbehs & more keep coming in.
aifinkso dat happens bowt twice a year up heer durin kitteh season
Otay, aiz awf tu gib bludz. Den ai wheel eet cuukies! Den aiz drawpin awf fuds an litturs at teh ES PP SEA AY, an ai wheel prolly play wif sum goggies. Dese bee mai nine-elebenty good deeds fur teh dai. Habba gud affurnun cheezpeeps!
dems eggsellint gud deeeds PH !!
berri enspirin
oahi evreewun, heer iz teh burfday fairy, iz a very sollem day wich teh burfday fairy rebembers, but iz importint to day to rebember to cherish owr lifes an owr luvd wuns – tehy are preshus gifts!! so wif taht i’ll say HAPPEE BURFDAY to blackwolfshadow an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today. i haz bringd tasty fudjy caeks, fluffy anjel fud caeks wif fresh berreez an wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags fill wif frizbees taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, mini handheld Rokk Star Hero games, kandee, an fuzzy teddy bear stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
It is troo – today iz awlso a verree HAPPEE day!!
HAPPEE buirfday to blackwolfshaow an awl the lerkers!
An oh MAIl burfday fairy! Ai cant deside between teh tasty fudjy cake -an teh fluffy anjel fud caek wif the fresh berreez an wippie creem!! Maybe a littlol ov eech??
*taeks wun of the raynbow firzbees an whoooshes it into the skie*
WoW!! These are reelee fun!!!
*klonk*
owwieeeeeeeeeee
dat frisbee hit me in da Head!!!
*cries crokloldial tears*
sob shwimp would halp sob
didz yu say shwimp?
*priks up eers*
*drools*
*williboi pulz up wif da lolfud kart*
ohai lil missygator…haz an shamwow fur does tiers….lemme sea bout does shwimps…..
*williboi rumagez roun inna depths uv da kart*
lesse wuts dis iz…..
*williboi pulz owt larg pladder uv fraigrunt fuds*
ah ets sum lubbery slized rosed DUCK
lol
iz tu lait tu yel ?
“ohnoes – deres an multikolorflol objek heddin fur yur hed yu bedder DUCK!
pee ess – yu noe da trolls r stil showin peeps dere mazin burd dentifikashun skilz onna fashion police lol
O noes ai don’t beleev it
*runsofftolookwifakwiknes*
hmph…mai cawmint iz inn mauderashun…hazza “bad” wurd sew ai wil rerite et:
dere iz too hunnert sebenty sicks cawmints last tiem ai luked
ai finks halve dems iz burd identeefikashun
Teh tee-are-oh-oh-ells hav eggstensiv awneethololgikol nolij aifinkso
Tehy am ex-spurts. Oh yesh. Ex-spurts. Butt(snerk) a ex iz a hazbean adn a spurt iz a drip unner preshur.
Ar yu shure dats nawt GOOSE?
*looks over at AfriCat and wonders if he would be a tasty-treat- -between-shwimp-schnack*
ai gots awl sordid fuds inna lolfudkart
les sea – deres sum:
Anglolfud caek
Barbie cued ribz
Canna lope
Debilfud caek
E….
Everyflavor Jelly Bean, bernie botts brand
French Fries, formerlly known as Freedum Fwies
German’s Chocolate Cake
Hershey Bars, marshmelloz, graham crackers
I…
I skreem (sordid flavrs)
Jellyd eels
Krumpets (wif butta adn hunnee)
Lemming drizzlol caek
M…
Mushymellows tosted ober a opin fyer!
Nummy noogit
Ommilit wif cheez
Pumpkin Pi wif wippy kreem
Q…
Queecilladas
Rosed DUK!
Steemed sockeye salmun
T…
unbaked cookie dough
Aww….. doan b
!! I likez deh unbaked kookee dou!!
Toll haus unbaked kookie doe
Unbaked cookie dough iz wun uv naychur’s moast purrrrfekt fuds, aifinkso!
Toffee flavur icee kreem
Ugli froot
Vanilla icee kreem (hmm, aifinkso ai wantz sum icee kreem)
W…
Whole rosed gooze
Xtra speshul saws
Yummi yams
Zuchinni bred
Eggsalad samichies
Fuzzy juicy peechies
Ginormounous shrimpies wiff extra lemmings
Horsedoovers frum all ober da werld
I….
Icee kreem!
Jam (strawberree…noms)
Kerrit kaek wif kreemcheez frossting
Lukout itz a GOOSE!!!!11!!elebenty
M…
Marzipan
Nene (goose in Hawaii)
Ostrich (goose in Africa)
P….
Pomeranian goose
Quanada goose (nawt to beez confuzzled wiv duk)
Red-brested goose
Sno goose
T….
….. iffn it sno goose, wut iz it??
ok, bak tu da list….
Teal (Duck, not goose)
Unuzzer goose
Veal (beef, not goose)
W….
The biggest salad ebber
Unbaked cookie dough
Velvet red choco cake
W…
Wafflols (yum)
Xtreem dark chawklit caek
Yukon gold taters
Zuccotto
Oh!! Oh noes!! Oh Fyumi, ai dint seen yoo lying tehre awn teh riverbank. Yoo blended rite in!
*getz out the last linnnin hankee frum Maus*
Heer, let mee draie yur por littllol gateraiez.
*dab dab dab*
*runs to firdge*
An luk!! Ai wuz just at a Ty restaurant – teh wun at teh TY Boo Teek, an ai hav these nice swimps leftober. Wud yoo laik thezz???
*putz swhimpz awn a prittee cheep blak payte frum Ikea*’
Heer yoo go!
Oboiz, nommy! *nomnomnom a peas ob anjel fud caek wif berreez an wippy kreem*
*puts awn poynty party hat adn frows a frizbee*
Fanks, burfday fairy! Yooz teh bestest!
*wisspurrs* halp! teh Fyumi Gator wantz tu nom meh!!!
Fyumi Gator says:
September 11, 2009 at 10:53 am
*looks over at AfriCat and wonders if he would be a tasty-treat- -between-shwimp-schnack*
OH Noez!!!!!
Kwik, cheezpeepz!!
Joyning pawz (oar handz) in a ring arownd AfriCat tu protecktifying him frum deh vorayshus FyumiGader!!
*holdz owt floofy pawz to deh left and rite.
eyes onnur left cween…..
an iffin wee kneads tu brink owt da beeg gunz ai haz pesticide license!
an aim nawt fraid tu uze et!
an eye beez rite heer wiff yoos, toos, protecktifying AC!
But AfriCat!!! Yoo havn’t met ar Fyumi Gator??? She’z bin awn vacayshun in Flour Ida, becuz there wuz so littlol werk heer fur her to do!
Ai think she must haz bin jut teezing yoo!
Ohai, cheezfrens! ai bin away 4 a fee-you daze, an ai missed-if-fied ya’ll! Bin stresstified lots, too, butt feel calmer now dat eyez beez heer! Can’t stay too lawng, doh.
Ohai, Kitkay!
Glad u iz bak frum RLS. {{{kitkay}}}
oh hai redhsb! fangs 4 tawlking 2 mii!!
An ai hav mist yoo a lot, too!!
Itz awlwayz so nice to see yoo heer!
Hiya, datza mi photo, notta mi capshion, butta nevamind….
Oh! so sad, who thrown this poor cat out?????
Because this cat is really sweet and cool……..
All self-indulgent kitty antics aside, I am taken aback that y’all find humor in this poor boy’s misfortune, and appalled that his human partner would take the time to photograph him in this state before (I hope) getting him medical care.
This kitteh actually looks…not all there…like, dead. I don’t like this.
I didn’t consider that. A sad I has now.
What is really annoying though, is the Windex birds laughing at him.
Refwectionz=Bad.