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Breaking News – Monorail Squirrel collision. Passengers go nuts. Details at 11:00.
monorail squirrelz r moar earf frendly.
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swirrl pron!!!
Congrats, catena – tho haow u got in frunt wen Ai seamed 2 be awl alown, Ai dunno!
dat happuns tu mii with kerri-luv-wif-yu awl teh tyme, tu!
ai don noe hao dis happunz!
Muss be teh diffrunt tiem zoenz!
Hai annipuss! May ai hang thiz heer pleez??
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER jk2kitteh ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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And Qasim, Hashim’s bruther!!
An ov corse Kerrylong, Josi-Jo, Jenniferchalek, and silverpaw
An mennee mennee thanks to teh majiklol Burfday Fairy, hoo letz us noe awl teh burfdays!!!
Can we hav 3 W0ots fur teh BF????
Woot! W0Ot!! W00T!!!
W00t Woot WOOt
and heers sum champers for BF!!! She’s always bringing us lovleh noms and drinks and pressies full of win an awsum – it’s bout thyme we gave sum to her!!!
*fills a lovleh crystal glass wif the moist wundermus pink shampers*
Heers tu you Burfday fairee!!
WOOT WOOT WOOOOOOOT
Happee burfdai tew awl uff u! Ann menni moar!
Woot! Woot! Woot! Fank u majiklol rekord keepin burfdai faree!
Woot! Woot!! Woooooot!!!
Happee happee birfdai tew awl birfdai peeps an speshul fanks tew birfdai fairy whoo alwais wurks sew hard tew maik fowks feel speshul!
omg, ai hazza chokeup! u awl aer wai tew swiit an such gud frenz! u haz mayde mai dai! wii hadda tayk mai muddurinlaw tew teh er diz AM an ai iz jus naow hoem… an den tew reed diz… ai hazzanudder chokeup..
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o noze {{{{{jk2kitteh}}}}} ai hoap MIL iz otay?
shee had teh canser sergeree awn fursdai, an teh payn medz wuz maekin hur sik errlee diz moarnin… aifink shee will bee okai butt (!) will tayk a few dais…
Ai has tu taek pain meds at haf strenf… full wunz make meh dizzy sik… ai awlso taeks motion sickness pills tu halp wif eny nawzeea…. we has Gravol up heer but in teh statez is Dramameen oar sumfing liek taht. Mehbeh yu kud aks teh DR ifs hur cud taek sum.. can maek yu sleepy but is bedder den feelins sik sik
{{{jk2k}}} happitayl burfdai!
(sry, teh haf strenf seems tu beh enuff fur meh tu, jus so yu kneow)
{{{bf473}}} fanks foar axing!
aw, ai hoap shee will feline bedder soon, nawt fun wai tew haz tew spen ur birfdai {{{jk2k}}}
Happi burfdai, jk2kitteh! Ai hopz ewer burfdai wush wilt happun!
Dat lukks nastee!
ai tawt soe tu!
juss don’t show teh itteh bitteh kittehs.
gigglols!
Enniwun wan caek?
ddi yu maek sum caek fur teh braek?
aisl taek!
Ai has almund an hunnee, chokklitt an cherree, dayt an walnut an almund an aypreekot.
Ai wood lub sum, pls! Mai ai hab wun bite uf each kiin?
Ai got sum caek!! Rite heer!!
Ai just zoomed bak an got teh leftober Fudgee Caek an angel fud caek wif strawberreis an whippee creem frum teh Burfday Fairy!!
An heer’s sum niice hawt cawfee an tee!
An – ai think itz just teenagerz being stoopy. There braynes, yoo noe, aren’t yet fullee developed, so they reelee cant halp it!
hey! dat be disrespectful! der only be some stoopy teenagers!
sorree ethanorg! Yoo ar rite. Moast ov teh wun ai noe ar. . .a bit
odd.
But ai wuz wun wunz, too, you noe! an ai wud NAWT laik to do it again, becuz ai think itz maybee teh hardest taim ov laif there iz!
But ai DOO hav lotz of teenaiege relativs an frens. An ai laik them verree much. But ai doo noe hao sillee they can be – an ai wuz! An ai noe yoo guizw were just playing. An ai wuz just teezing a bit!
So – nice to meet yoo, ethanorg. Ai – well – yoo can see hoo ai am, but ai am awlso cawled JCH4K a lot!
Since yoo laik teh pikchoors, it wud be nice to have yoo heer, ai think!
yu is boff rite aifinksio… sum teens can has empathy an tautfullness an commonscents dispiet teh fact taht teh brayns dun finish growin tills awbowt 25 so ai duz keeps taht in mynd wen teens aer beins goofy
And ai knu sumwun taht luved doin trollish stuffs an hims wus 30… hims tolded meh storis ub haow hims wud trow eggz at teh buses in teh winter an ai taut hims wuz 14 oar so at teh tyme but den hims tolded meh hims wuz 19-20
sum peeps grow ups fast an sum neber grows up at awl..
ederwai is niec tu meets yu ethanorg
Mmmmm…. fudgy caek. Thx, Janet!
We get a lot of them in teh summertime when they is teh board, prolly because nobuddy in real life wants to hang out wif them, but there’s been a upswing since school started. Mabye these is some of teh chillrens whose parents encourage them to skip school and not excel to protest teh president encouraging them to excel. *slow sad hedshake*
in honor of it being caturday and actually a few good minnits after five oclock heer on the edge of the far north – heers a cawktail inspyred by this LOL
drink up – there nuff for awl!!!
an these manchego an black pepper cheese puffs would go nicely with the drink
hmmm… caek wud bees nies. ai will brings da tee… oar cawfee… oar hot chokklit… seems 2 bees one ob dees dais wen u needs dis fings… *goes 2 git sum goodie hawt drinksies 2 habs wif da caek*
Nawt u., deer Africat. Ai juss watid 2 put teh messij abuv teh silliniss an ur messij wuz teh moast conbeniunt! Pls cum bakk an haz sum caek wiv us.
,,, reely?! Yay! Caek! Ai’l bii dere wiv bellz awn!!! *tinkle tinkle*
An yoo awnlee need feer Fyumi Gator if yoo ar a reel t-r-o-l-l!
She wuz SOO gud wif teh WunBurgerTrolls! But tehn. . .alas. . .teh Voating Burgers went away – an that’z wehn she went awn vacayshun.
An ai wish yoo cudda scene me in akshun wif my pitchfork-umbrella!
SJ/martoonie gave me teh pitchfprk – an LCB sed ai cud uz it az mai umbrella! An it werked! Ai wuz awlmoast teh gratest T-r-o-l-l Hunter ov Tehm Awl!!
Just ask sweetpea! Ai showed her wunz hao it werked!
such frendshyp iz so nyce!
i dont no annione but mai i haz sum caek too?
Of corse yoo can!!
An if yoo stik around, yoo will soon noe ebreewun!!
Oh ! Teh HUGE Manatee!!
But ai dont think iz skwirrlgrrl. . . just duzn’t luk rite1
fourth
fifth!
I got heer beefore u! i iz da winna!:)
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o, yeah! If elainet comes, tell her not to be such a wuss. We have to finish that flame war!
Getta room U 2!
whatdaheck? U be krazee!
wate… U be takin bout me and lainey or da squirells?
U noe whi dey iz tyred?!?! Becawz dem haz eetin awl teh fud inna byrd feedur! Eye canna keep mye feederz ful enny moar. Dem squrelols gettit awl!
Derez wun dat sits awn teh rufe uv teh garij (TTI purrnunsiayshun!) an lukks at me az iffn hims sayin “Teh nuts haz runned owt agane. Fill it – naow!”
Coupla years ago when we hadded teh elebenty-year cicadas, teh skwirls was in teh hog heaven nomming up teh dedded buggies. A fren of mine sayed she went to hose down teh walkway in her yard to clear off teh cicada carcasses and one of teh (now big-n-fat-sassy) skwrils growled at her. He might have even pulled a knife.
Now eye noe how dey cutz thru teh rope holdin upp teh feedurs! Demz carree nifes!
Eye hadd tu bye chain tu howld upp teh feederz cawz dems kept cuttin teh ropes.
Corse it did noe gud. Dey can clymb down teh chayne! Sew eye gott sum cabull. But dey slid down dat cabull lyke demz wuz onn missun impozzible! Butt at leest teh feedurs not onna grownd enny moar.
Next dey bee askin fur a bettur qwalitee uff feed!
Eatz fatt skwirralz fried fur brekfust. MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm.
*careful not to eat skwirrlgrrl or hur kinfolkz*
Eye hazza hawk dat gitz dem not second. But dem squrrelols keep breedin!
Hmm…iffin hawk eatz squrrelols…and squrrelols eet bird seed…den tekniklee eye iz feedin teh birdz!
But not teh coot leetul wunz eye wanna c!
yu cud try puttin sum awn teh gownd fur teh skwuirls an mehbeh dat wud halp?
Sumwun gave mee a squrrelol feedur! Dey clymb inn an goe intu a cleer pretzul barrel. Iz phun tu watch dem. Butt dat onlee putz teh wurd owt dat teh rezturant izz ohpen! Come ann git it…ding, ding, ding. Dey goes thru lotz uff seed berri fast and den attack teh burd feedurz. Plus eye wuz afrayde it wuz attractin teh hawk sew eye stopped fillin it.
* slow, sad hedshake *
O, dose skwirrls wheel nebber lern… plz tu member kidlets: donut drunk adn drybe!
O, this is classic piggeh. Slacking off on his own vacation. Hmph!
* scampersawaiwibakwikness *
“O, I’ll be MUCH too busy to send u a postcard, LCB” u sed
“Teh King of Switzerland forbids all his guests to send e-mail, LCB” u sed
“I’m only allowed one carry-on bag of pork scratchings so I won’t be able to bring u a souvenir, LCB” u sed.
“Elebenty countries in elebenty minus 2 days doesn’t leave a lot of time, LCB” u sed
Sorree to inter upped thiz sweet littlol eggs change, but – GP!!! Guess waht! Ai”m getting a noo bike!!! Woooo hooo~~~!!
An ai’m taiking yur advice! An getting a “moar” spensive wun, so ai will luv it an cuddle it an cawl it jorj awl ov itz laif!
An ai can still ride just az gud az ai ebber cud! Maybee just nawt so far – YET!!!
*danses around teh rum wif anticipayshun ov teh noo bike!!*
An this, LCB, iz fur YOO – an enewun elze hoo remembrrs teh Voating Burgers!!
h ttp://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=936044288
Luk aut fur teh h t spayce, ov corse!!
kthx*hasanostagia*
Ai seed documeentahrie bout de wred skurral in perrul ina TTI. Eberywun dar shood hab dem grey wuns at brakfust. POOF! Fur loung, problemz slolffed!
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy, erly today cawz we’z heding owt soon for teh day! HAPPEE BURFDAY to Kerrylong, Josi-Jo, Jenniferchalek, Qasim, silverpaw, an jk2kitteh! an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy caeks (in addishun to teh wuns up teh thred), cheezcaeks, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “i’z been wurking on teh monoraylroad” wen tehy yoyo, boblolhed skwrol akshun figures, kandee, an fuzzy skuwrl stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Thnx, ewer majikalness! Haf a gud outting in purdi whether wit lauffz an nomz!
Happi Burfday Cheezpepes
ai lubs bobbleheads and skwirls aer jus tu kyoot. Othx Burfday fairy
Ohai burfdai faree! Wii Whooted u furdur upp teh thred.
okai yu see dis skwirl ai finks ais showded him befure well yu see hao teh skwirls in dis lol are holdins the railins… Owr skwirl does tahd ony siedwais tu skoot alung teh beem to gets to teh feeder den hims hangs bai hims bak paw an leans ober tu gets teh fuds
naow mai Dadcat jus puts sum peanuts an sunfloor seeds awn teh grownd fur the skwirls an chippymunks… hims is tryin to catch a cople skwirls cauz we has 3 nao… adn hims gonna tri to relocat dem ifs he can catch dem
uhhh opps
Now we know why they call it a hyperlink.
????????????????????????Wat was dat, Kerri-luv-wif-u? Iz ewe baloo tewdai?
dude, doan jus stand dere, cahnt u see weev krashed? cawl teh waahmbulanse!
*takes moar pictures*
*rides off on paparazziscooter*
at leest sendin meh a pair-o-mediks? kthxwoot!
Sorry, no time! I gotta get these picshurs to teh tabloids stat!
*revs paparazziscooter, ridesawayfast*
*showts after teh rapidlee distapperin LCB*
Jus wun pair-o-medik? Wun liddle braiv strawng hansum reskewer? Is taht tew mush tew aks?
*executes spectacular U-turn on paparazziscooter*
*skids badly, lands in ditch*
*elebenty strong handsum reskewers appear instantly*
*sends one handsum reskewer over to BF473*
There. Happy now?
O hello mai heero! *swoonspoonswoonspoon*
Duzzent u haz tew bee leevin naow LCB? Donnut fergit tew rite!
*leeves now*
*takes elebenty flash photos first*
Iz u leeving in a nambu lance??
Heers a question: if I had been sniffing teh gloo and got sick, would I leeve in a huff?
*Duz bes Groucho immitashun*
If you can’t get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that’s too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
*Does best Harpo imitation*
” “
*Duz horriblol Chico immitashun*
Sure we shadowed him: Tuesday we sit outside his house all day, but he no home. Wednesday we went to the ball
game, he fool us and no show up. Thursday he go to the ball game, but we fool him and we no show up. Friday it was a
double header, nobody show up, so we stay home and listened to it on the radio.
i wonder if my message is changed to lolcat speak
**Red comez in singin**
Ifn I’m nawt blynd why nawt I can see
Dat a circlol nawt fit ware a skawre shud be…
Song
ai hads dat album
haha
Umm…if dis be skwurrl pronograffee teh sqkwurrl populashun is in danjur aifinkso.
Iz pron fer skwirrels wif noe sens uv direkshuns?
ai kent sae aneemoyr. ai alreedee bene tu teh nawtee barn.
I’m finkin of a numbur between sickstee-ait an sebentee….
sii!!!! sii!!!! aiz NAWT teh awnlee won!!!!
mii adn rhsb will bii et teh nawtee barn…
Fren, I LIBS in teh NB!
Ai wil neber fergit teh dai (menne yeers ago) mai grammuvver red taht partikular term innna buk an aksed meh iffen ai knew wat it ment. Naow ai luvved mai Nana tew bits butt dere wuz sum fings ai wuz nawt preepaired tew diskuss wiv hurr. Ai chikkined owt an sed ai had noe ideea wat it ment.
Whut? Looks to me like they’re both getting some tail.
adn LCB tu teh nawtee barn, tu!
dere bii muych ironen tu du, aifinkso!
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Update on Dave on profile. Am going to try to rest so can get to hospital. No sleep yet. Can’t believe I am here at time like this, but cannot relax.
kfnxbai
Schmmmooooooooz tu u and hubcat.
sending beemsbeemsbeems tew {{{{{sunnyhuckle an dave}}}}}
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Hugs an beems yr way: an jentle deep breethin for bofe yu an yr hubby.
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Hahaha, that’s a great funny photograph. lol
This image is by dragonseye (http://www.flickr.com/people/dragonblog/) and is in the Squirrel Pancakes group on Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/dragonblog/3363914634/in/pool-squirrelpancakes
Very cute… but knowing some people in California who lost their dad in the Metrolink train crash on Sept 12 2008, maybe this should have been held till a different day
Couldn’t the last line have been “Derails at 11:00″ ?