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Ai nead a massarj
Congrrrates annipuss, wud yu liek a pinkie toe pads massage?
Noe fanks – Ai aer berry tikklolish!
=^.^=
conga rats anni 1!
ewe iz stil awayke – wut bee teh tiem dere?
It aer 11.05 pm – Ai wull prollee stai up fur anuvver haff ower.
would you like a nightcap?
Thx, SP. Q haz awlreddee fixt me sum hawt chokklitt, but iffn dere aer ennee cukkeez abowt…..
wud u liek a fut rub den? :3
*rummajrummajrummaj in sekkrit pan tree*
welll , i made you a cukkeez, but i eated it. Howsomever, i has sordid store bot cukkies, including:
Anise crescents
Buttery shortbread
Cocomutt Macawooonz
D…
Date nut fingiez
Elgunt petty 5s
Fingurz, lady’s
Gofretz
H……
hawt-outta teh ovven kukkeez (yum!)
jam-filled kukkeez,
key-lyme kukkeez,
lemmming kukkeez…
meringues with raspberry stuffing
nut short cake
ovaltine-flavored
p…
pee-nutt butter kukkeez
Quikkee no-baek kukkeez
Rumbawls
S…
Shortybready kukkeez
Tiny kukkeez
Ummy-nummy kukkeez
W….
dough cukkies (juss raw),
easy-baked cukkies,
frooty-tooty cukkies,
grapey-frooty cukkies (!!)
*kneads annipuss’s feet*
Noe, Ai neadz mai feet! U can’t haz dem!
ya srsly kitkay! go git ur oan!
Eye roll…
dont wrry, ap!
*gibbs bakk feets after massaj*
Dass OK den!
pinkee toewsis!!!!
pinkie toe pads, sure ai will
pinky-towzyes r teh w00t! my kitteh, dr. Virjay hass lubbly blakk-letther pads, R-nt kitteh towzees won ob lyfes moss wunnerfulol fings? w00t, w00t!
aifinkso puppeh feetz arn’t tu bads, but jus nawt teh saem…
fut massage cuming up!
a liddlol accupressure feeels good…
kitteh accu-punkchair nawt sew mush
*oww*
dat chare bin punkd.
sumthymes lyfe is juss a chair ob hole-eez!
An in retern yu can snorgle mai bellee!
Toonces HATES to hab aneeone touch her toes.
I haetz fer peeps to feel mah toes in tehre currint staet!
*shuddrshuddrshuddr*
Ohai, amber, I se abowt Swinetown awn teebee last nite.
Abowt reseshun nd hawo peepz ar co ping. lukz nice town. se
wun pursun riding bike.
Rly?! Cool! Onlee wun persun sykling? Hmm, Ai needs to werk harderer!
Yis, but yu can has a jawb ennywaiz. Lawtz ub
doze wunz nawt haz.Dint heer awl wut dey sed
cuz huzbum wuz tokking.
Pinkee toe padz!
But feet look so nice and pinky toe-padded! And don’t they call feet “Dogs”?
aifinkso. ‘cept teh wons on on fog, dat is…
Snerk! Good wun!
woot! mai hole clas sez dat pome az “voys kwire” in a
semblee wun tiem.
dat sawnds wunnerful!
u iz mooseek teecher?
No, ai wuz in 7th graid nd Ingrish teechur
maid us du. ownlee music teechur ai se arwon
nd heer iz da MaryO
The fog comes
on little cat feet.
It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.
Carl Sandburg, Chicago Poems (1916) “Fog”
US biographer & poet (1878 – 1967)
tanks fur sharins, ai neber reded dat befur
awwwwwwwww. fangs- a classic.
Ridin dat chair awl day makes mii tyred!
I bin holdin et doan awl dai! I need ma r ‘n r
Dis song mite be appropryit.
Hey red! I just heard awn da news dere mite bii a black panther roamin round Lex. Howebber, da witnesses didn’t sownd beri reliable.
Awr doez guise still arownd? Mehbee hii iz going tew the party.
*giggle* Ifinkso dey had been partin fur YEARS!
Woot-Woot! Purr mit meh tew sez,”por meh a culd wun!”
I wanna tikklol teh toesies an mayk dem spred owt!
wach awt 4 teh poyntee endz, my fren!
Anni: top of the heap, as usual! Congaratz to you and would you like a night-cap? Me, I’ll take a dry martini, straight up, wiv olives. Talk about a hard day at the orrfiss!
Wheels out elegant stainless steel cocktail cart, with lots of bottlols of lovely sips, some cheese straws, salted roasted pecans, and sparkly crystal glasses.
Cheeze!
Thx, Ai’ll stikk 2 hawt chokklitt thx.
Okey dokey! Whips out insulated carafe of hot chonklit made with organic Green and Black cocoa powder
ummm, my fabeorite aunty-oxy-dents!
ummm… in moast innerwebs, akshuns r in asterisks. *liek dis*
ob coarse, ‘twud luk hyppincritical 2 crittersize grammirz awn ICHC… yooz knoez…
We ownlee haz wun rool – plai nies! nawt awl uv us aer berry fammilyer wiv teh innerweb conbenshuns.
Kitteh hadda rough day: got up at da crack ob noon, ate, took nap, rolled ober, took anover nap, thought about playin, butt fell asleep; an now wears my dinner? Plz done make me get up for it; you coood bring it hear?
Butt(!) hyme wuz up awl nite runnin up an down da hall.
An playin milk rings at 330 in da morning.
Oh, yesh, yesh. Nawt furgit da milk rings!!! Followed by a yawl, wen yu nawt throw it fur her!
Don forget scratchscratchscratch inna litter bocks! At free am jest to wake up teh hoomins wif teh scratchyscratchy noyse nd teh smellysmelly!! Pleh!
an teh scritching at teh bedrum door!
an yowling rite outside teh bedrum door!
Da dig dig dig in da lidderbox; lyke she’s mining fer gold!
Diggin to teh China!
Mai awld MJ dint liek tu dig in teh pleh kitteh litter, her wudz try to bery herz…ummm….bizness bai pulling teh sieds ob teh litter bawks in…did nawt werk butt (!) maed lawts ob noys at free am.
Mai orinj wun, hims named Stewie, he tries to scratchscratchscratch up teh wall tat the bocks sits next to! If teh litter is pleh, him duz his…. bizness just outside teh bock. Ai always say Sorry Stewie! Mai bad! Nawt yer fault!!!
wuddya fink ai am–barryissacough?
*hint–sed by Crusty ___ _____*
“what, eye gotta move, now, who doo yoo fink ai am…bare-izz-nakoff?”
eee, pinkie toe pads SPLORT!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Frurry’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
eben sleepez ewe r two kwik fur mee
Ai’m off 2 bed naow so u haz teh CCC 2 urselb!
G’nite awl, g’nite!
nitey knight anni
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a pilol.
*Scoopee, scoop, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh duk/goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, frurry. Now I just tuk u up in deh `floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee?
ai wud donaet sum video gaems 2 teh cauze ob hedsplort rehabiliation… No, waet… awl teh wunz ai oan r kyewt. re-splort, no wants.
Oh yes….. foot massage wud b so nise!!
Wair iz deh YNGz wen u needz wun???
Dey seam 2 be hydin – Ai had 2 do mai own irnin 2dai!
o, deer, dew yoo fink it cat bee done? ocelot tew ax!
{{{{mai leej}}}} teknickle kweshun: ai notis nu
4mat heer yestdy nd commint. aifinkso niteshayd
sez she nawt seez itz difrent. duz ebreewun haz
it tudai? Iz beddur?
Ai doan’t see ennee diffruns – it chaynjd a fyoo munfs agow, but nawt in teh lass week oar so.
Ai dint se chanj b4 dis. ennywaiz is
numburd nd indented naow. Semez maibe
eezyur tu folo?
reeli? duz yu haz inturnet eggsplorer oar fyrefaux?
or are yew at werk? pleh werk blocks weirdpretzel, so teh site looks really messed up to me.
(I can still see teh abatarts, go figure)
No nummerz fur me! Ai yooze Fyrefawx
I duzn’t seeting dat… It b lukking deh sayme tu mii…. Altho, sumtymz it goingz intu gonzo mode on mii and deh commentz git berry wide…. but den I refreshez and awl iz normal (oar az cloze tu normal az thingz git rownd heere) agin. *shrugz.* pooterz iz weird.
Oer eben teh ONGz!!
Az long az dehy kubber mine iiz nawt sekkund!!
ohai, cmj! my noo dotter-n-law issa massaj fair-spuss. She gibbs a gud reflecksology (fut massaj), sew ai heer…wii shud brings hurr here 2 test dat ferry…iffn my sunny boi can terr hymnself away…
oooooo…… dat sowndz soooooo gud!!!
Ai haz a madd awn! ai went tu plai awn mai kitteh’s faisbukk profylol adn it WAS NOT THERE!!! Seems if yu claym to bii in a ohai skule, tehy will chek up awn yu ebenchully….hoo am tehse piiplols, the truant ossifers? Ai sed her wuz 15, sew ai fot ai hadz tu say her wentz tu ohai skule? wen ai sed her reel aj, tehy wuddn’t let her in. *sobs*
Dey beh trollz, ai fink sew.
hmm, srry mm! yer ktteh had a faysebukk proyfyle? Ai needs 2 b gitting won sumdaze. My kitteh, Dr. Virjay shud gits won, too. maybee dey lets hymn keep hiz since hee knot beez in ohai skool.
(*wispurrs* akchewally he nebber eben bin to grajewate skool, eeder, butt(!) wii humors hymn on dis poyjnt)
Ifn yew putz yer kitteh awn faisbukk, were tehy ax fer himz aij, nawt sher wut teh minimum aij iz butt (snerk) 5 iz deffinitly too yung! and ifn’ yu say himz a teenager, it axes fer a skool, NAO tehy tellz meh yu don’t habz to fill in taht bit ifn yer home skoold. Pfft. T-r-olls all ob dem.
dats weird… mai neese iz awn facebuk an shes ony 12…
well ai hassta goe, my frens! stuffs 2 dew, mossly momma kat wiff teh alzhymners keepin mii buzyee!
BTW, here’s teh noos about too noo bukks ai red dis monff wiff kats:
1. fumbs up for “Homer’s Oddessy”–a troo story bout a liddlol blakk blynd kat adoptified by teh riter, Gwen Cooper–iss funny and interesting, and ai highly rekkomend! Hardbak copee on amazon for $11.70…ai bee posting my reebeiew on dis won layter.
2. “How to take over teh wurld” by professor Happycat”…ai gibbed dis won onlee 3 starz (reevew is posted), wuz a disapoyntmint…sumthyme wii cheezpeepz shud gits togevver an mayke R own bukk…dere’s lots ob talent heer, aiknowso!
**runz tu mirrur tu mayke shoar dis nawt pickshur ov me*** Shew, ai still burdie. But wud still lyke fut rub pleez. Eben doh ai lefftid urlee, ai still hadda ruff dai!
I has had a ruff week,
jus started gradskool, in another state
Ohai two_kittehs! Conga rats tu yu! **gits owt massaj oils an putz stones onna gril tu heet** Duz yu lyke yur gnu stayte?
fanks parrot head!
I likes the gnu state but is 2 cold
Iz kinda urlee cold heer tu. Mebbe we will hab indeen summur? **wrapz blankee rownd two_kittehs**
**rubz PH’s feet wif fine grain pumice stone**
**lightly scritches forward toez, then scritches backward toez**
**humz softly while smoothing clawz wif pumice stone**
**gibs PH uh mineral stone to gnaw awn foar her beek**
**gits owt buffing pad**
**buff buff buff teh clawz**
**peels prickly fevver vanes awn PH’s legz**
**and zips barbs bak up wif fingers**
**rubs uh liddlol glycerol in waddur intew PH’s feetz**
**and dries dem awf**
There, duz dat feel beddur?
**zzzzz** O, wut? OFANKYU NC66! Wow, ai feel lyke a gnu wummin! Uh, burdie. **sitz back wiffa happee relaxmint**
ohai frenz, I can has success in connecting to deh intertoobs from mah gnu
plaice
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woohoo!
Ohai guis!
Ai hadda miksed kinda day. Kittehs wented across teh Bridge, which be bad. Ai gotted snarky commints frum supervisor abowt mai speed in cleaning cat rooms, which be bad. Iz a kitteh in wun uv mine whu haz tattoo so they tracing hyoomins, but him ekscapee frum the Basement eben tho him lite orinj (pawsiblee poison!!), an him declawed so him bites. That waz a struggle, an iz bad.
Haoeber, sum goggies got adoptifaied, an a hole LOT uv kittehs be going tu teh big Adoptathon, an taht gibs tehm a bedder chanse. Seanya an ai gunna be there all day tumorro, an mai goal iz tu get awl teh adoptabul cats adoptifaied so tehy haz tu keep sending moar frum teh shelter an get tehm adoptifaied an so on.
Also, PR purrson an volunteer coordinator purrson berry in favur uv creating a colonee room fur teh kittins, az a pilot projekt at furst — nawt spend munnies awn, just move cages owt, set ruum up wif big climmee fing frum frunt office an sum beds an litter bokses an fuds an toys, an turn teh bebbehcats loose tugevver! Volunteers ai haz menshuned it tu as pawsible haz been enfusiastic, so ai haz a big hopeful. It wud making life so much better fur teh babycats an yung adults!
An tehn, ai comed hoam an finded emayo inbolbing teh cween an LCB an africat taht maked mai eyes haz sumfing in tehm becoz ai gno whai nawt tu gib up awn teh hyoomin rayse just yet.
Will be bizzy nite, finishing up display stuffs fur teh uvver humayn sosietee event this weekend, a goggie walk at conservayshun area, but iz otay! An if ai on puter, ai can be in an owt heer!!!!
{{{{{{{{PK}}}}}}}
U letz uz noe wutz wud werking best adn we’ll due deh rest!!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{PK an Seanya}}}}}}}}}}}}
Yu tu bii da bestest friends tu da kittehs and awl animals ebber made!!!!!!
{{{{{PK & Seanya}}}}} Iz sad when kittehs cross da Bridge. But, they can come back in better werld aifinkso.
Ai’m so glad dat de PR purrson & coorindator purrson be liking ur idea uv da colonee room. Lotsa HS places be doing dis tu wif special adoptifying rums fur kittehs & goggies. Da county ai libe in just opened a nu HS plais last munf wif bigger areas and lots uv special rooms for adoptifying petz.
PK & Seanya be da bestest peeps around. YEAH!
You want me to play the Wii…I don’t think so, too much work.
OEH!!! Bunneh footsies!!!!
*dawns snorglol snorklol*
Aiz gowin in! Iffin aiz nawt bak in ten minits, wate lawngur!!!
Should be a command, not a question.
“MA FEET.
rub them”
rubz kiten feetz