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BLISS We should all be so happy with just a piece of sparkling string
kitteh will do anyfing 4 a string.
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“Eureka,” kitteh says. ” I’ve discovered the true String theory that rules da uniberse!”
I love this thread! I mean string!
ohai! hasn’t seed you in a long wiles!
I’ve been reading but not posting. Usually by the time I get here the threads are so long already that my little comments would be lost.
Ohai, Pie!! gud 2 C U.
Congrats, SP!
Teh 9 littlol Dansing Germlol ar dansing out fur sweetpea!!
And annipuss and parrothed.
They ar awl waring tinee littlol string bikinis.
They ar, wif amaizing akrobatik skills, doing teh noo dansing frum teh hanging long cloth (an it DUZ hav a nayme!!
)
They ar sliding up an dwon, twisting an turning, hanging frum a singlol littlo fut. Itz reelee verree prittee! to watch!
And it iz SINKronized. LUk – nao they ar awl twerling – faster an faster!!
LOL!! Ai dont think we hav ene Germlols!!
Itz teh GERBlols hoo ar dansing. Tehy ar subbing fur teh Conga Ratz, hoo ar TRAIING to be awn vacayshun this week!
Am SO happeh tey is nawt germolols. Haz seen dis dancin, U describidefied it verreh well.
Simplol fings…..
…yup. *nods*
Yesh, jus a good Xamplolol to us, to Njoy teh lyfe while iz heer — wile wii iz heer an teh lyfe iz heer.
(Myne puter wuz hos stage, butt (!!) gottid it back fur Gnormous ransum: 195 mumnies.
Ohai Angelwaits! Glad ur bak!
fankies!
Am dealin wif Large Goggie=babbeh. Oar tryin tu deal.
OOO, shinee!
Doan letz LCB seez it den…
*hides shiny string behind back*
Don’t let LCB see whut, now?
*tendrils yoink string from lcb*
Ha! I fooled you. I tied the other end to my brazeer so nobuddy could steel– wait, whut? OW!
HAY! U can keep teh shiny string, but GIVE ME BACK MY FOUNDATION GARMENT!
*ponders*
hmmmmm, this device has great potentialol…
*forms catapult*
*looks around for a goggie*
*~~~~~sproing!!!!!!!!!!*
icanhascheezburger.com/2009/08/19/funny-pictures-goggie-catapult-works/
w00f! that was pretty good. but maybe needs a little tweaking
*looks around for another goggie*
disclaimerinthesmallprint:noactualgoggieswereharmedinthemakingofthisnonsense.kthnxdon’tworry
*cubbers eyes* Heer LCB, use dis $100 towlol tu cubber yur… erm… yur foundation?!?!?!
A hunnert dollar towel? My endowment requires a larger endowment.
hee hee hahah. SnerK, gasp! Hee.
Ohai, AfriCat! I hazzint seen yoo in a few whyles! Is gud to see yoo, so I just pops mah hed in to say Ohai! to yoo.
“Fowndayshun garmints,” *snerkle* why I thot only mah muther still yused that term.
Who do u think I
steeledborrowed teh idear from?*puts paws on hips; looks suspishuslee at LCB* Whut – yoo has bin tawking to mah muther on teh Internets agin!?????
Ohai gremlin. Wuz lookin fur yoo awn last post
tew fankee fur teh lubberly vurshun uv
peas trane.
Sew: Fankee!
*closes window wifakwikness as sprl aproaches*
Glad yoo injoyed it – yor welkum!
Berry much! Just got “miles from nowhere”
on my ipod. Had nawt herd in many whiles.
(still kant heer, az dotter haz ipod putting
teh muzik awn it.
Ai putz teh “no” in “techno”.
Ohai Gremlin! Gud tu sea yu toooo! Ai has a 2 week week week break naow, jus stayin hoam an chillin wiv mai kittehs! Yay!
Wow, good for YOU!!!! Hav lots of phun! Yor kittehs will be SOOO glad to hav their AfriCat hoem with them!
Fanks!
Iz mah sparkly.
*waivez flooofy pawz tu deh eest*
Oh Hai lolnascar!! how u b??
hi cween, sry i missed ur waiv. It wuz driveby post
Glad u got teh post position, then!
LOL!! Ai think she thinks itz still hur burfday at teh furst rayce!!
ZOOOOOOOOOOooopostooooooommmmmmmm!!!
Is makes pretty prizes in teh litr boxz! Oh, mai tummiez!!
Furgetz teh sparkly, ai wants teh kitteh!
Him iz floofilishus!
Our Beau Cheddar LOVES the rings from milk caps. All the toys I buy for him and he likes the rings best. His native name is Dances with Milk Caps.
Toejam lubs teh tear-off strips frum teh pakkajes
uv lunch ham. They smells yummy an iz chewy
an bouncyful.
Mezzo lieks milk cap rings tu, adn twisteez, butt (snicker) her fabrit fing iz her fevver burdee toi awn a string! Awlmoast az gud as a reel burdee.
Oeh, teh kyoot widdlol paws adn teh FLOOF!
Oh, teh Hugh G. Manatee!
Kin… nawt… taek… teh… PRESHUR!!!
o.O
SPLORT!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up FluffyB’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Beddur dubblol reskew dan nun!
Whew! Fankee anni! Ai haz only dun wun
splort repare, an wuz reddy to jump in,
but nawt neerly as fast as yew!
Dis wuz komint awn “simplol fings.”
Yesh, jus a good Xamplolol to us, to Njoy teh lyfe while iz heer — wile wii iz heer an teh lyfe iz heer.
(Myne puter wuz hos stage, butt (!!) gottid it back fur Gnormous ransum: 195 mumnies.
Kain’t stand it no longur: Whut is a possum tu eet in Cheezland??
Ai iz knowz teh udders. An “sordid pastrees” Ai getz tu.
Ohai Angelwaits! We yooze chokklitt possums bicoz dey aer teh leest splort-maekin aminlols an choklitt iz a cyoor fur awl illz! So teh fuliniss uf teh possum combynd wiv teh chokklitt ia teh best fing fur splortid peeplz.
Aahz inbentid chokklitts wiv sordid (assorted) fillins lawng ago!
Fankies 4 teh answer! Ai fought Ai wuz missin any other meening uv possum.
Ai haz seen possum wunce IRL, wuz awn road an Ai missedit, Ai finks. Wuz drivin in MO wif my late dadcat.
An soon Ai mus leev U all for Caturday and first 2/3 uv CCatday.
ai uze blobfishies
dem beh ugleh
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b bat tree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh splort biktimz braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Bictim b rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
Conga-rats awn yur tawp spawt sweetpea! Iffin ai kud deesyde wut tu hab furr mai lunsh, ai wud awfur tu shayre. So insted ai du a liddlol dans fur yu: **twistee turnee shakee tayle fevvers wigglol wigglol turnee jump land inna slide awn wun knee rite up to yur tablol** TaDA!
klappity klappity!
Very gud dans!
*picks a loose fether owt uv hair*
Fankees sunnyhuckle!
*Joyns in dans wiv parrothead twisteez adn turneez, jumpz adn frows larj pilloful ov fevvers up in teh air adn watchez tehn flote slo-lee down to erf*
*extended applause!*
is dansur frum Cats aifinkso
Frabjous kitteh!
Callooh! Callay! He chortles in his joie!!
Got some kinda pointee ends, too, aifinkso.
@@@@@@WIN@@@@@@
Jabberwokky, FTW! I lubbings that pome.
Am I blue? ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ Yesh, Ai’m bloo ♫ ♫
Yay! heer is a liddle vid tew sellybrate ur blooness, enjoi! Iz bye sum gui, heez pritty talintid, ai gess.
Yesh, an hiis nawt bad awn dat geetarr eider!
O, Lucille!!!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ Yur bloo dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Yay fur da blooooz!!! Mezzomom haz acheevinged blooness!!!
W00t w00t!!!!!!!!!!
*duz a liddlol happee dans!
*dansity, dansity, dans, dans, dans!!!
Fankees, fankees, yer a wunnerfull oddyense!
Ai haz tu lawg aot ob wierdpress tu bii bloo. Ifn ai tryez tu rite in mai blawg ai haz tu remememeber tu lawg aot agin, sew nao iz nawt bloo annymoar!
Spiiking uv blogs, habz yu tryed klikkifying awn teh adorable smudgy’s bloo naem? Hiim gotz a ufny blog!
Yesh, I wuz just lukking at it dis morining and I haz maded it a linkee on deh Cryer. Smudgee iz adorablol adn funny!!
ARRRRRR!!! EreWorm!!!
Troo story: When I buyed my car It was such a pretty shade of bloo that for my licentious plate I choosed AMI BLEU. (I speek fronsch too, u see)
This was a coupla years before ICHC and celebrating blueness even was started up. STN
Oh, and congrats!
Prospicience – yu haz it
O butt… if yu haz it hao did yu come bai it ai wunderz?
“Buy,” “borrow,” whut’s teh difference?
Fewur letturs?
Borro is teh cheeper
Borro and nawt reeturn has adv avantag agest gud parts uv bof.
Ize awreddy rockin teh katnipp, an teh Friday iz kickin inn!
Uh-oh. SPRL iz glaring at meh!
bbl mebbeh
Back to spread sheets an fones!
Fuzzeh shineh yarn!
Woo Hoo!!! Ai can has teh two week week week break!!! Nawt goin aneewear, butt(!) nawt havin tu wurk neiver! Woo hoo hoo!!!
Dat iz wurf several woots!
WOOT Woot!! WOost1 wOOt111!!
w00t!
w00t! W0ot! W00T!!
Ai’ve nebber bin abul to decide wich woot ai laik teh best, so yoo can hav tehm awl!!
WOOT! Woot! adn wuns agin woot! AfriCat can comz adn playz wif us lawts!
Dis cawls furr sillibrashuns
*brakes open shampain*
Hears to no wurk furr AfriCat, adn no alarm clokz, adn no stress adn doin wot yu want awl dai lawng
Yay! Shampain, mai favorit kinda pain!!!
*takez a glass uv shampperz*
*lukz at awl deh bublolz*
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*gitz dizzy*
*fawlz down, wiffowt spilling deh shamperz*
**klappity klappity**
Troo storee- ai wunce fawled awl teh wai down mai steps (i had just wacksed dem) an did nawt spill mai wine.
Shampain tu nyte, riil pain inna mornin? (But nawt teh Cheezland shampain, ob corse. Hangover-free zoan, we haz it?)
Woot woot! Conga ratz AfriCat! Injoey it!
Shynee plumpz sawfft fredd
amz gayrunnteed 2 cappchurr
Kittehz’ attenshunn
Shynee plumpz sawfft fredd
eeben bedurrurr dan wuttz
Hewminz canz cawllz ‘Yawrn’
Shynee plumpz sawfft fredd
maykz Kittehz’ green ieez spawrkillz
wiff chyld~lyke deelyte!
Jack.
AwwwH11 furr reel, iz lubly pome.
*floofy paws applaws*
wundermaus pome Jack!
Woo hoo! Hooebur gits teh bluds ai gibz dis afturnun iz gonna be sweatin! Ai jist had hawt hawt hawt nawtyoz wif hallapeenyoz galoar!
♪O she’s hawt blooded, check it and see
Got a fever of eeelebenty…♪
It sort of threw itself this time. Don’t u hate when that happens?
Yu shudna steeled dem shiny fings awf ov it, if yu hook dem it helps keep it on.
Lissen. If I have to pay extry for a “Living Bra” it better darn well be able to hook itself. Hmph.
Bettur tahn teh living ded, aifinkso!
Yur bra is alive? No wunnur yure sew happee awlla tyme.
Um, wyfour yu frowin unmenshionabuls at Mick? Ai fort yu didna lyke heem?
ACK!!! EEERWURM!!!!
Come awn babee, du yu du moar den dans?
No, the problem is, that nowadays, everything you buy is just a sparkling string of a scam! Everything we eat, use and think about is just a pointless plastic fantastic crap that we don’t need. Watch Fight Club to get a sense of reality again!
uh…………CAEK inna brakeruum?
shiney glazed cheery red n blue fraustin wiff lwats ub sparklie sprinklols, caek bee white anglol fud!
Yum! Caek! Fanks, willy boy!!!
*NOM, NOM, NOM*
Ooh,. teh Yum and teh Non!!
Bliss?! Buddha be praised, you muggles.
if ur happee and u no it wave yer pawz!
That’s not string, that’s “vampire” poop!
Sorry, had to say it.
WANT!!!
lolz jus to c the xpresion on its face
This is the cutest picture and best caption that I’ve ever seen! Very inspiring…I wish we could all be so happy!
Oh my god, did I just sawz Tinkerbelz?
kin dis wun be blu, pls? (pawses crossed)
Ai iz using teh Foxfyre Nstead of bein bloo on Xplorer — teh pix uv teh fochses were sew kyute that Ai wanted teh program — maykes sense, rite?
Mah kitteh no like string. No like anyfing. ‘Cept treats.
Mah kitteh broken. I take her backs.
No, I no take her backs. I love mah broken kitteh. <3