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Strange, I thought I heard something …
gotta keep focused on teh target.
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ambush in 3..2..1..
oo la la, congratulations. would you like Squab for celebrations?
aifink sum peeking duck wood bee moar aproppopoo
but it’s not a duck.
…or is it? only her hairdresser knows for sure.
iz et an:
Alolbattruss
Blooburd
Catburd
Dippurz
E…
egreet
flamingo
grate beeg gull
humminburd
I…
Imagin Eyrie
Jay
Kiwi, Kim
Louisiana Mosquito
M…
Murry
Neegul
Osprey
Pelikun
Qwayl
R…..
raven, qouth the
sea gull, jonathan livingston
t…
Turkey
Upland
Vulolture
W…
warbloler
xtreemlee rare Caleefornya Condor
Yellow-bellied sap sukker
Zone-tayled Hawk
YEHY WE FINEESHED!
Nawt a peep owt ub yu!
nope deres nowun hear
loookout he’s behind you!!
Nope, nobuddy hear!
Ai thot ai saw a puddy tat!
er … ai herd a puddy tat.
Puddy tatz duzn’t kum in herdz!
….
ps. Deh goosez iz only preggerz fur wun day. Den dey layz deh egg. Deh egg takingz 25 to 30 dayz tu hatchifyingz. I finso u kin putting deh egg under a heet lamp t0 inkubating it. U duzn’t haz tu sit on it ursef.
Otaaayyyy… fankie mii cween furr dat innphomashun ….
I b a fownt uv infurmayshunz ….
*eemajining infurmashun shootin owt ub da cweenz hed* *wonderin howz ta ketchify it sewz it nawt goes to waist*
Scoop scoop scoops da infermation owt ob cweenz hed
Rinsey rinsey wiff flat soda wadder
Tries to get da info back in, butt(!) it’s comin out too fast.
Gibbs up an decides to recycle.
“Gooses are only preggers for 1 day…”
Ooooh — well den, datz ok. Ai wud still liek to nawt be a goose fur mah vacayshun if dat kin be arrangified.
Bein a hyoomin wud be lubberlee.
Kthxtiemtogoinghoam!
** Schmooooz deh nightshayde and shii turningz bakk intu hursef. **
you did, you did!
WIN!
BTW, That’s not a duck.
*snerk*
yu sure bout dat
joan e. mit…dop..sweetpea?et luks berri duk lyke tu mee…
*williboi peers clothesly et da lol*
jes luk at does feat! afinks et iz an DUCK
no, iz nawt duk, luk at teh reeegal faec, is definindly a duv… yup!
nawt duv sillee – iz piggawn.
awn wut yu asks?
piggawn ledje ob cors
(Butt)!!! It quacks lyke a duck….
Iz pijjeon …. awlsew nown az a Sky Ratz!! Mae bee wii cud getz a hole flok ub den furr sillybrashuns. Mite bee funz ta hab Sky Conga Ratz furr a dollar
LOL
Itz nawt a munkee eever.
An an an eet iz deefinately nawt a GOOSE!! Knot eben a Canadian Goose!!
Oar Canada, eben!
GMRTR!
Gr8 minds redundantly think redundantly!
**wundurz if kitteh iz doin teh chirpee-chattur**
*knowz egg sackly wut yoo meenz* lol, tahts teh funnyest sownd
Innit, tho?
Dat combined wif teh twitchee-tayle be berry ennertaynin.
anna butt wiglol ub doom!
Ohai, BDM!
Howz teechifyin goin?
Wut happen heer? Ai just notis chaj ub 4mat wif owr nestingz. Lukz liek it mite be eezier tu folo naow.
Huh? Luuks teh saem to meh.
Iz nawt sekund tiem commintz ar numburd nd replyz are
indented undur. Did run off da paj nd hab tu go tu nek
nex lion. Gud jawb WP. (problee iz nawt sekund tiem
yu getz poztib input)
ohai, i wants to tell evreewun hoo aksded a fyoo LOLs ago at teh burfday party, taht my boi hoo haz teh piggy floo iz doing better today. still haz teh feever an chills an iz very tired, but not az pleh an achey az yesterday. an *nok on wud* burfday fairy not haz teh floo yet. *krosses wingz for gud lukk*
das gud BF – haz yew tryed Quercetin? iz anti oxidant dat haz anti viral properties
{{{{BF an her boi}}}}
Ohai, Burfday Fairy. did knot no abowt BF-boi bein sick
*bunneh-kix RL fur inturuptin Cheezlife*
Ai hopes hii feels better, an U dusnt get floo!
*passes sooper-antibacterobial tishoo*
{{{{{{{BF & PFboi}}}}}}}
Um… could I has hugs, plz? Wurk tuday waz berry bad… tumorro will be wurse. Night watchman gonna be busy welcoming teh kittehs, espeshully teh BCs…
*hugs black Boomer tite, wif a terrifaied what gonna happen tu him an teh black twins*
{{{{{{{{{{PK}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{Boomer & Twins & Awl teh BCs}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{Awl teh poar sheltur kittehs}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{Night Watchman}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{PK an hurr babehs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{p-k}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{awl teh kittehs}}}}}}}}}}}}
*ponders raid to reskew babbeeh BC*
*sigh*
iz nawt fair
iz relly relly relly nawt fair
{{{PK an awl teh kittehs}}}
we awl has tu start playin teh lootery an whu eber winz nawt sekund has tu start a kitteh haven an we will awl go live dere an halp save teh kittehz…
{{{{{{PK}}}}}
{{{{{{Awlla deh PK babehz}}}}}}}}
Too yung Plz tu spaying adn gnutering ur petz!!!!
ow ow ow … mi hart iz brakin…ai lubs da bebeh kittehs….. Wehn will da (non-cheez) peeps lern dat kittehs ar NOT NOT NOT dis pozabl.
ow, ouch owie. And ai fot ballgladder pain wuz bad.
Nuffin comparez tew borken hart.
Ai gawts anudder orphink tunite, Monkeybutt (doan ax). MB izza BC, butt(!) ai will take all comers.
Teh crazy nayborhood cat guy iz bak awn teh jawb.
{{{{{{{PK}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{Night Watchman}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{Boomer, BC twins, awl BC kittehs}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{awl kittehs}}}}}}}
**hugs Polo, Gémeaux, Bear, Kimba, Skippy, & Monkeybutt**
*huggs nc66* *gibbs som Perierrr wiff bubbols to make you burp*
Fanky PJP. *urp* Eggskweeze me.
{{{{{{{PJP}}}}}}} *schmoo*
{{{NC66}}} BCz needz lubz tuu ♥♥♥
U can has awl teh hugs in teh wurld, bekuz U an Seanya has earned them. Plus sum angel-wings too, Aifinkso.
{{{{P-k, Seanya, foster-kittehs an ebrybudy who fosters}}}}
{{{{{PK}}}}} {{{{{BCs & shelter kittehs}}}}}
mai heartz iz braking. Dis nawt fair.
*Night Watchman, pleze tu takes gud care uv alla da kittehs. Ai kno u will. Iz just tu sad.*
{{{p-k}}}
Mutch lubs to u, deer wun.
Fanx, guis. Ai lubs yu. Teh tu yung nawt-reelly-lol maked me haz a leeky awl ober again. Wif so menny peeps whu lubs kittehs an want tehm sayf, hao can be so menny still whu nawt care?
Ai gunna go tu bed nao an trai tu sleep — if kittehs come cuddul, will be asleep in no tiem, kitteh purrs duz taht. Tumorro gunna be long and hard enuff wifout trai tu du awn nawt enuff sleeps.
{{{{{{{amazing frenz}}}}}}}}
/lolspeak
The only comfort I can offer, and it is a very cold comfort, is that sending the cats out of this life by medical means is far kinder than some of the things people will do to cats, including torturing them to death.
.
I heard a story yesterday from one of my students that made me want to vomit it was so horrible.
yesh, taht iz very troo, BDM. i beleeve tehr reely iz a meddow, an iz better for teh kittehs to be tehr tahn to be suffering. but iz best for tehm to be luvd an cared for in foreber homes.
(((((PK))))) (((((teh black twins))))) Life nawt alwais be teh grate, PK. Finking of u.
(((((P-K nd all teh kittehs))))) Life nawt always b grate, P-K. Ai feel for u.
FYI cweenmj.
bai guise – haz an nise nite!
{{{{{{{{PK n babehs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{PK an da bebbes}}}}}}}
i reckun its fotoshopped
oh yesh….{{{PK and all udder kittehs and partners}}}
And Jewel says “Meow!”
/lolspeak off
Speaking of Jewel, I got a couple of new pictures up of her on my profile. She’s starting to warm up, but she has begun meowing a LOT at night. Ironically enough, I went to the doctor this week and found out my incessant and chronic coughing could be due to an allergic reaction to(my surprise) CATS!!! I won’t give Jewel up, though. She is MY PRECIOUS!!!!! I won’t give her up that easily, not even to those nasty Hobitses!
/lolspeak on
*shakes fist and shows pointy ears to BC*
Foar Sparta!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1
**goez to luuk at pikshurs**
U has caliko?!?! WANT!
BTW, I’m rhsb, butt u can cawlz me “Red” ifn u wanna.
**extenz floofy paw of frenship**
Welkum to Cheezland!
Ohai, Red! *aksepts floofy paw of frenship and offers choklit martoonie* Ai has asked to add yu assa cheezfren. I has onlee been heer a short tiem, butt(!) cheezpeeps are berry nice and they haz halped me lots wif Jewel and haz made me laffs a lawt!!
Yesh, Cheezfrenz iz teh bestest ebber! Dey has gottid me frew sum relee dark tiemz, an foar dat I am eternalolee grateful.
Maybe hurs scaired of bein aloan in teh dark..mebbe a reddio playin low, anna leetle nitey nite lite?
Mebbe a shurt dat has ur smell onnit?
Hay! How’d u kno dats wut I rekwyred?!?!?
{{{jeremy}}} yoo iz gud kitteh-daddeh. i’ve herd taht flonase an thoze type ob allerjy sprays iz gud for teh aminlol allerjies.
Fang Q, lm….Ai hadda litlol sad when ai was at teh docter, butt(!) teh medicins and Nasonex seem tu bee werkin.
Mebbe a hawt water bottlol fors her to sleeps awn
I tink I saw a pussy cat!
Haz ennywun heerd frum 3km in teh last day oar so? I hazza conserned.
I tryed cawlin hur, butt hur nawt ansered.
“Mr. CC, please tu bee wif 3km and maek hur nawt be hurted and tu be bery safe”
Anom.
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Ai will awlsew beez prayn fur 3km… plees keeps her sayf n breengs her bak 2 us soon, Hebenly Fatha..
dis plump littul kitteh has ben nommen awn teh skwahbz allredee, aifinkso!
who u be calling plump!!!
ai is not plump – Ai is floofeh!!!
heheh GOLD
I thots I heard a pussycat!
Shawn is standing on a Hill and has a Longview of the green pasture where he just heard a big buck grunt.
aim just peeking *=・ェ・=*
I know that cat! It’s from Dubrovnik in Croatia, here’s a picture i took when I was there in 2005:
http://brite.madebymonkeys.net/photos/Chorwacja/2005-03-23%2013-39-53.jpg
The cat is still in Dubrovnik. I met it in July 2009!
I’ve met this cat too. Although when I saw it, the pigeons had a bodyguard: http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v190/238/60/665950034/n665950034_2202481_8147.jpg
Flying cats… a problem in cities everywhere.
Was this taken @ the castle in Milano?
It was taken in Dubrovnik in Croatia – it’s the same cat as in this lol and Brite’s photo.
“It was taken in Dubrovnik in Croatia – it’s the same cat as in this lol and Brite’s photo.”
*Jumps up and down*
I’ve also seen that cat, I think his name is Serpico.
Oh my God, I know this lolcat! Met him in Dubrovnik last summer, have photos too – does he always sleep in the same place??
Awww, but I love pigeons! Look out, little pigeon!
Happy Caturday,random cat!
Now you’re oficially a lolcat.
hahahaha omg I recognized the stone slabs from Dubrovnik, the city where I live. Never saw the cat before ,though.
omfg LMAO!!!
ITS A TARP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I tawt I taw a puddy tat!” … “I did, I did taw a puddy tat!