s’kuze me, but do yoo have a lap i kin use?
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Congrats Kerri!
Othx Anni, yu tu
wuz hard cauz ai awlmust splorted frum teh kyoot
I thinks we awl were.
eben meh computer. it had a slow commenting!
`coz ai haz a tyred
Teh little kitteh must has one too.
Obey, Mr. Sittin’ Man, Obey teh Kitteh!
Ai rote wat Ai thort teh kitteh wuz sayin! But Ai haz a tyred 2. Iz mai bed tiem reelee (nerlee haff pass eleben, heer) but Ai haz 2 see teh noo lol!
Oh, I has a sorries for you.
It is only tree-firty oar so.
Pick me!! Pick me!!
Congradulations, Kerri an Anni!! Yippie!
For yer prize, you each git one new kitteh. Kerri, you getr Benni; an Anni, you get dis bebbeh in da pixure!! Enjoy!!
awww tanks PJ dat is bery sweet ub yu
I wish ai kud gets Benneh but its nawt lukins so gud at teh moment :/
Dis iz teh smart kitteh aifinkso. Haz picked teh lap uf a fish catchy mans. Dat iz teh same chayr mai dadcat uses foar his fish catching!
U kin use mah lap, kitteh!
I could use a kitteh in mai lap nao.
Ohai, BouncyPaw!! Take yer pick ob one ob deez bebbes!
*sends BP over to Dreaming of Kittens.com*
Hai.
I is popping up moar here nao…
I is off to find a dreaming kitteh!
I am takzing teh ones named Simba an Pixel. They is both meh faborites!
I WANT Dusty!!!! Watta cyuuutie! *Doubles up on splort protection* *Thinks about scrubbing da stickies on da bottom ob da fridge* I’m ok now.
OMCC!!! OMCC!!! OMCC!!!
Mah Dusty iz teh nawt sekkund pikshur on teh voting page over there rite nao!!!!
Plz go an vote fur mah bebbeh!!!!
For your linking pleasure, Dreaming of Kittens.
*happitayl dans dans dans*
You can has a big ol vote from me! Congratz!
Mii tu! Gud fing ai hadz worningz, teh gggs camed in handee!
Oops, dat shud be Hggs. Happee goggie googlez.
*joynes nightshayde in happitayle dans*
ssssqqqqeeeeee!!!!
Dusty is sssoooooo kyoot!
iz hims in teh cup oar wun ob teh tu?
oops sorry ai remembers Dusty iz gurl kitteh
oops sry again. Ai did nawt see teh “voting” paeg
so awl yu du is clicky teh lucky kittehs rite? Ai gabs yu 5 kittehs
tawp uv page tween home n bout us
dusty iz
furstnawt sekkund wun dat pawps upwitch wun izzit????
On the “Voting” page (not the front page) — she’s the upside-down grey tuxie kitten taking a nap on my Mom’s … nature-cushions.
Good lucks!
foun et……….votid PINKEE NOES!
foun an willie b. tew votid furr hymn two
wishen dey haz an plaiz fur fabrits – dat lil Claire iz jes sumfin ai haz tu bee ablol tu sea onna reglar bases
I voted for Willy B, too — those pinkee toe pads!!! Dat pinkee nose!!!
No! No more Claire! I can’t take it…
*runsawawidasplortness*
ai wil fynd an weigh tu fabrit babeh Claire! ai wilz!
PJ – iz yu splorted?
Can u copy teh pikshur to ur ‘puter & den upload it heer fur favriting?
iz an bideo
ai wil haz tu goe tu teh Cheeztown Cryer an lurn hau tu
M- bed an bideo.
FYI nightshayde
*narrows hur eyez at cweenmj*
Ai duzzint want to lay an egg (espeshullee wun uv dat siez), Yer Majistee.
Ai iz goin on vacayshun wif teh hubcat next week-week-week & ai rillee RILLEE duzzint want to be a preggers goose fur owr 10th anniversary.
Plz to undo teh spell? Prittee plz?
Deh goosez iz only preggerz fur wun day. Den dey layz deh egg. Deh egg takingz 25 to 30 dayz tu hatchifyingz. I finso u kin putting deh egg under a heet lamp t0 inkubating it. U duzn’t haz tu sit on it ursef.
I dunno…can’t quite fink…wat?
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv Claire onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, pj. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee.
U resting a bit b4 lukking at ennee moar kittehz. ‘k?
peejay – pleez tu note ai fixifies dat “liddle” erroar frum mai lais splort rezque
“nature-cushions”
snerk………..snort………….
Howld mii en yur lapp
Mii kitteh luff wil linga
Haff furrees awl dae
orinj n wyte
onna indeego bloo
pruf uv kitteh luvs
Aw…*throws roses*
i has a touched. what a kwote.
Did you eber think of maeking that a poem?
WE SHUD CREATE ICHC POEMS!
Jack iz our resident ICHC poetlolreate.
We must collect them! We must sell a book! We must celebrate it being a best seller wif cheezburgerz and noms!
an an an wii cudz has choklit martoonies!
Catena is head ob da Ohaiku dept.
aiz wuz jest inspyurd bai hurr tu add wun uv mien owen
ai spendz kwite abit uv thymne kontemplatin duh “majik” uv constraztin kitteh hares onn mai close
adn dese oranj definuytlee nawt poysun!
Okai….ai mus bii awf!
I haz a lap yoo kin youse Kitteh
Liddill Kitteh amz
yoosd 2 sawfftest, wydest lapz
4 afturrnoon Napz
Liddill Kitteh coodz
juss clymz up, but itz awllwayz
eezee~urr 2 askz
Liddill Kitteh willz
getz hurz way and den Beeg Gye
canz luukz daown and ‘Sploart!’z
Jack.
Yaay! Teh start of teh ICHC poems! I now is off to find a dreaming kitteh and go tell teh big cheez(burger) about this fanominon!
Yew awr rite Jack. Dis kitteh duz beleebs itz eezee~ur 2 askz, but in mai kittehs’ case, dey figure iz eezee~ur tew ask foar forgibness dan permishun.
Ai lubs orinj wuns
Dis wun haz a kyoot
Luks sweeter dan the sticky bunz
oh noes! Splort!
ohnoes yu haz bean down awile…..
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in an pile.
*Scoopee, scoop, scoop.
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (Chikken Hed Rubber Glove)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh dukkee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, lubsorinjwuns. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee.
U resting a bit b4 lukking at ennee moar kittehz. ‘k?
o fanks willy boy! It wuz all ai cud do to compose dat poem in teh tribute to teh orinj kyootness bafor ai splorted. Ah, teh tee is jest teh wai ai laiks it. Dubble milks nd sugers. Fanks agin!
Prepare for kewt kittage!
(CHRG and HGG at the ready)
**Red comez in**
Ohai, frenz!
Ennywun wunt sum din-din? Iz teh nawt-sekkund tyem I cuuked in teh noo playse!
Whut did U cuuked? Ai may wunt sum!
Lentlol Stoo.
It has onyunz, garlik, tomaturz, basil an lentlols.
YUMMY!!
* runs tu kitchen tu get teh big serbing bowl *
U luukin foar teh “Jethro” bole, WRr?
I cud nawt fynd my can openur, so I had 2 improbise by yoosin teh ole-fashund bottlol openur.
Dat soundz laik gud hoominz noms. Ai bring sum cheezburgers for teh kittehs. Nom nom nom!
Halp urself, lubsorinjwuns!
Dere’s lots an lots of it!
Fanks Red! Yuz vewwy generus!
Ur welkum!
I saw ur pikshurs. I LUB teh caliko! I has a seryus week-niss foar calikoes. My Josie wuz caliko an so wuz Peggy, teh famlee kitteh.
Fanks again red! Mai 14 yr old boi yoinked hers from stoopy naybors. Her haz a tiny bodee but iz gettin a widdle buddah kitteh belleh. Lots ub cyootness! Mai 14 yr old calld hers Muffin. Nao she be gettin a muffin-top belleh! Snerk!
Kitteh can yewz mai lap! C’mere, kitteh! *flops bebeh kitteh awn lap an snorglols an razzberries teh floofy belleh* Ai did nawt sayed yewse uv the lap wud nawt bee wifawt sum kitteh botherin. *ebil laff*
splort!
Our senior kitty will just reach up and pat a human like that as a “pet me” signal…
Wow, I think it’s my first time to see that a kitten would love
to pick some pocket. lolz…