
I need a new minion… …dis one is broken.
git wun dat brings bak cheezburgers.
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An Ai din’t brake him
conga conga rats rats!
anniwiftehkwikfingurs
u iz teh bestest!
Thz, jk2k!
O….anni iz fas fas fas tudai!!!
u did 2
BC needz noo halpurs… kwik!
LCB Hied dis frum teh pinny gig oar u mite haz tu break in teh noo phlonquais!
ohh he has trully falollen
*pond errs teh nature o falllolloness and wanders off foar a wlak*
yu jus kent get gud hepp anneemoyr…
Dey duzzint mayke minions liek dey yoosta. *slow sad hedshake*
iz sew troo!
*joyns ns inna sloe sad hedshayk*
Ai can has dis minion? Ai duzn’t care dat hims borked -hims still kyoot, and mite wurk as a neck warmur.
Since himz borked, u mite be able to get him at a gud price, aifinkso!
gud ideer! Ai has sum moneys, who dew Ai pays?
knead tu upgraid tu an higheur kwaltie uv minion…………..
mehbe fillet minion……….das sposed tu be gud rite?
Oh yeah, an make hyme bakon rapped!
Bacon rap? Yew mean liek teh kind McHammy duz?
**fiddlolz wif keybored keys**
MC Ham-my
**stoopy staplol gremlins shortin’ owt my digipresses again**
[HOMER] Mmmmm…. bacon. [/HOMER]
Rarely….
and just the threat of filleting the minion might mean s/he cleans up her/his act
Git ur minions here.
Hyme nawt acktin rite!
kinda liek WP tudai
Maibii WP nawt haz had enuff kittehs tudai!
It was Murder! Poor Minion
Minion putz himz hanz in da air lyke he juss don care.
Adn eye nedz it naw! … Adn bwing cheezbrgr!!
Aifink kitteh misunnerstud “brake in a noo minyun”
“brake in noo cakeroom”
wee haz a rum ful uv CAEK!?
…….butt iz braked………..
wee cud break in too dis caekrum……
CAEK RUM………BRAKE CAEK RUM…………
sew nao we haz CAKE INNA BRAKE RUM
Rum cake sounds good.
yu wans us tu baek in teh caekrum?
Umm yesh Ifinxo.
Can wii break in the caekrun tew?
**throws down cardboard bawks foar mat**
**NC duz pop & lock**
BC needs tew feed himz minion Mountain Dew and Hawt Pawkits.
Ai find dat keeps their baddereez charged adn den dey nawt go kaput.
**NC opens package ob zingers in rumbaekcaekbrakeroom**
*ZZZZZZIP*
**minyuns ears perk up**
*KRINKLOL KRINKLOL KRINKLOL*
**minyun jumps up and takes awf wiffakwikness**
Um, nawt sposta be zingin on da cakerun! Shees!
PJ……..oh peejay…………….peeeejaaaay……lukee hear
Pinkee noesis…….Pinkee towsis……bebeh kittehs….
bee chure tew titan CHRG, ad gnu ducky taep an ware purrtektibe googles…
h ttp://dreamingofkittens.com/
lukkit da wun iz naimed Claire
*titens hedgear…putZ on googles* BRB!
Oh nose! To much da cute!! Da nosey, da floof, da sleepin standin up…I can ‘t eben think ob da pinkee t SPLORT!!!!!!
ohnoes peejay! ai triys tu warnd yu
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a liddul pile.
*Scoopee, scoop, scoop.
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (Chikken Hed Rubber Glove)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh dukkee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, pj. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee.
U resting a bit b4 lukking at ennee moar kittehz. ‘k?
iz dangurmus plais dis gnu site…………mehbe da NOcats peeps started et tu maik us awl splort awl dai til wee kant be reeplaired?
It waz too much..eben wiff protectib geers..
Hay! waddaya mean “liddul” pile!
uhm….well, ai
stoleum, borrowed et frum da kween …et wuz da klosest CCC ai kud fynd…………sawri pj

ooh luk ober hear!
dere iz moar uz yur braynes
jest tilt yer hed an ai wil putt dem bak wif dis shiney funnul
Oooo I lykes da shiney!!
Hay! Bein a minyun iz hard werk.
Een pallais awf hel
Basement cat mus bii wurshppd
Bawt dis nawt gud bough
The borked wun luks liek Fin….*wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh* him is still missin….
sob sob
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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yur gnu babeh iz mizzin?
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Ohnoes, him still nawt home?
Oh Fin, plz tu come home tu yur mom!!!! Iz much nyser at hoam where yu haz luvs an noms an ebreefing!!!!!! {{{{{tidmum}}}}}} {{{{{fin}}}}}
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*kiips awn wif Fin-at-Hoem-Saeflee thots*
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Ai can send
fourthree (nawt can haz Cory!!!)…Fur those innerested in teh kitteh toys ai makes fur teh humayn sosietee, here be teh linkees. Tehse be teh tu ai makes teh mostest.
danglee “rings an strings” toy
mowsie part won
mowsie part tu
{{{{Tidmum}}}}yu gawt me nu grankitteh nd awlredy lawst? D taylz at lebenty?
Ohai, BC, ai will takes dis minion home home home wif meh fur reh…rah….fixin all better an bring himz rite back. *shifty iiz* I pawmise. *runswifakwikness frum BC*
ohai cheezpeeps
haz yu bean tu dat gnu sleepin kitteh site yet?
der iz wun splortworthy bideo uv behbekitteh Claire…………
iz mus sea teebee aifinkso
oops
linkee iz h ttp://dreamingofkittens.com/
Awwwww…sleepun kittehs! *blud preshur hits flor wif a thunk* Fanks! Needed taht….
Or juss clicky da bluey at da top of this page.
*pulls back into driveway*
*hauls shopping bags to door*
*puts hand on doreknob*
*williboi calls gremlin onna phone frum her hoam*
*ringie dingie…..ringie dingie………..ringie dingie………………*
Shhhh! Shhhh!! Shhhh! Hurz heer! Hyde ebereebawdee!
*snaps out of prolonged daydream about firemans*
*turns doreknob*
*opens door*
*hauls bags to kitchen*
*puts grosheries away*
**Dore bumpz sleepin parrut** OW! Huh? Wut? O Hai lolstarsburglar! SIR PRIZE! HAPPEE UNBURFDAI! **frows shinee craype papurs ebereewear**
*faints*
OOooh – gud jawb! She wuz rillee surprized!!!
*unfaints*
Did u guise get my *** back?
And whut about that Frosty?
**fallz asleep waytin** zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Nap sounds good…**snorrgles up next to PH**zzzzz
*cubbers PH an PJ wif floofy cheezpeep blankies* *cubbers self wif anudder blankie* Yay, nap….*zzzzz*
What are we gonna do tonite, brain?
My shadow comed loose… needz peter panz to fixit
sum assmbly reqrd
what basement cat reely needs is basement wife… and eventually kitteh