
I lugged this thing all the way over here and you tell me its not a COW!
i wuz lookin forward 2 hazin sum fresh cheezburger.
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Ai wantid milk!
GATA!
Grate Anns? think alike!
bawt ai wanz milk!!!
can ai keeps him peeez?
kitteh iz robabull
Ai wus tinkin, robot bull
Bein a CowCat iz NAWT eeezee!!
Kitteh alreddy haz teh spurs. Don’t jinglol janglol jinglol, tho.
mamas, don lett yur kittehs groe awp tu bii cowcats!
City kiiteh duzznt no were fuds kom frum.
Yes he does! Fuds come from teh cubpoard. STN
Ohai, LCB! I sees yor cat is bak! Hooray! Did yoo see yesterday afternoon on teh noon and 3 pm lols (EST) we wuz doin awl we culd to halp get yor cat bak? Ther wuz a kittn, and firemenz, and EVERYthing!
I sawr! U guise is teh swell to go to all that trubbles just for me.
Today, all is once again perfectly norbal.
herez ufny vidyo dat wuz postud awn eh kitteh yestadae…
ai saws dat yesderdai an lolded! Showd it tu hubbeh an him lolded tu!
Much more convenient to have water drip directly into your mouth, than to go to all the trouble of lapping it from a bowl, or even the tap! This is one ingen … injin … smart kitteh!
datz wat ai needz! Fanks catena! Woot-Wootie-Woot! Ai laffed sew hard ai hurted maiseff!
Wow! Hao kyoot! Water-luvving kitteh luvs water! And yuses hiz left ear to mayk a waterfawl . . .
Izn’t niec ub teh horsie tu holds teh stringy so ai cans play wif it
Horsie duzzn’t luk tu happeh tho
Noe, him haz a lawng faes….
HA! Gud wun anni!!
Mussd hab spedn tuu mutch tyme in teh baa
yu has eh nawtee tawtee, tu!
* PB cheks mynd. Iz blanc. Toetally kleen. *
Noes, wus refrents tu seerys of works into a bar joeks yestwoday.
* PB thinx telepafy wud be gud fore durty joeks *
O ai had a nawtee tawtee…aiz awf tu teh nawtee barn…
yeah – hims dussint liek the kitteh horsing round…
he purrfurr things to be moar stable… Feels liek shooing him off!
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* foar eech pun *
wii nedez tu rein nennepus en!
Aw, stawp harnassing her…
She duz nawt need curb…nawt ebben a liddlol bit.
Kneigh – I donut want to be reind inn!
*trotts of to have sum tee an anzac-biccies frum de last lol*
Sumwun iz tryin to stirrup trubbul
Hu spurred ‘em on…
*sigh* we’re saddloled wif a buncha trubblemakeyrs….
OK! Ai got tu pack it in fer teh nite. * nite awl *
Night, Poussin the chick hu learned to paint. Dreem ov beeyou tiful paintings!
Ai tink ime on a mary go round!
Plz decanter mi a dwrink, plzthx?
Ifn yur in Gallup, I offurs you bourbon and branch
Ai wud nawt be teh foal to try.
Wut abowt yu? Duz teh shoe fit.
Ai think yu be teh mane candi-date. *gud luk *
wel, datz eh hoars awf eh diffrun kulla…
What a strong kitty!
Floofee Bawtull Brush
Kitteh willz maykz ekksullent
Staybill~Mayt Kitteh
Wayrebburr U habz
Hoarseez U willz fyndz bizzee
Staybill~Mayt Kittehz
Staybill~Mayt Kittehz
keepz Hoarseez cawllm wen saddillz
awr buckilldz awn tyte
Staybill~Mayt Kittehz
awllso lykes 2 gawsippz wiff
Hoarseez froo t3h nyte
Jack.
O datz iz soe tru!
Dey tawk tawk tawk awl thru nite -
Kittehz adn hoarseez
Godolphan Arabian hadz hhem a kiten fur bestest fren. Ai lubb dis buk wen ai waz liddle goil!
“Okai, Mike, itz reely tym u start laying awf teh catnip now!”
O.o – has he been onnit since Cheezstock?!?
Witch wun?
Hay! Ware iz LCB? Did herz ebber gitz “Cat” bak n2 herz gud naym? I reskyooded it 4 herz, butt (!) I nawt b teh nowin wevver oar nawt herz gotted it bak…
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N haow wuz herz spryz unbirfdai pardee?
O hai.
I waked up and my “cat” was back. Thx! First u brang me back from teh ded, now this.
Teh sprize party sprized me but mostly because teh parties was sleeping on my floor. *faints a littlol at teh memory*
Still, I’m a little disappointed about not getting my Frosty, though. *pouts*
It wuz a confuzzloling tiyme….. I finso, hur still b lakking a cat….
Oh, Luk!!! deh Cat kame bak!!!
Teh very next day!
Ai see ai mist awlmoast awl ov teh phun yesterday! Ai ar akshoolee still confoozled!
RL – it haz mee in itz grip!
But – waht iz this “Frosty” that LCB wants! Ai see yoo traid to giv it too hur – an she kliked yoo awf!!
oH hai, janet!!! How b ur finner??
whispurrz: deh frosty b a cold bevridge frum Wendy’z
a-HA! If u knew that then why did u try to palm off some walking, talking snowman on me insted?
I just now gooooogloled it.
Ya, datz it.
Just now.
Goooooglol.
uh-huh.
seariously.
I *want* to bleev u.
uh-huh.
seariously.
Wut u got aginst Frosty, teh snowman?
He’z a jolly, happy sole!!
He smells like frozen fish!
iz nawt hims falt him has tu wait owt teh warmr munfs in teh frozen fud sekshun…
no cheezburgerz fur dis kitty!
nope, no cheezburger for u. wurse yet, iz a boy horsie, so no milk eethur. dubbel fail.
Ummm, how u kin telling it b a boi??? Datz deh frunt end.
Well, teh hors is not waring a shirt and they would never allow a shirtless girl pic on this site. Airgo, it must be a boi hors. STN.
oh. u so smart.
She duz laek it luk ezzee!!
LOL!!! Ai wuz still traiing to figger aut hao wun cud tell!!
Ov corse – no shurt! Ezzee peezee!
…. jazzi kitteh gray tiger♪ ….O.o
Awn a kitteh tawpik, but tawkin less horse radish, ai found dis awn wun uf ICHC’s sistur sites & fot it wuz jus tu kyoot tu miss – teh furvvest frum nawt sekkund iz mai faivrit!
h ttp://epicute.com/2009/05/19/whip-smart/
Hmm… nao ai want sum kawfee!
*wanders awf luukin fur teh kaffeine… wif eggstra kreme*
I’d be a total addict if the baristas round heer could do that!
“I iz cheezburger kitteh, an ei wantz cheezburger… so, cheezburger, iz ya gunna comez alung kweietly, ur duz i haz ta muss ya upp?”
(“Boi, ei sey boi, dat aint – [payze attenshun whin ize tawkin' tu yeh, sunn] – ei sey, dat aint no cheezburger….”)
ohai – how did awl dese peepuls get inn mai room?
*sets out swooning couchies – with YNGs ready to fan swooners*
*Gets udder YNGS readdy manning CCCs*
*Sets up CHRG-dispenser – noo model wif diffrunt flaw rall moe teefs on*
tells evrywun NOT TO LOOK AT THIS
TTFN!
WherEVER did u find that, hmmm?
*wonders if this will bring SJ/martoonie out of teh woodworks*
Somewun leftid it lying round on FB!!!
Tsk. Tsk. Whut is teh whirled coming to?
It prollee wud if she were lerking. . . .
*swoon*’
*awn teh neerest swooning cowchee*
No matter. I e-mailed it to her to make sure she wouldn’t look at it.
**Red comez in, jumps up awn bed, curlols up wif hur tayle ovur hur fayse, an tayks nap**
Ohai, frenz. I nawt feline gud 2day. I feline lyk sumfin BC dragged in. Pleh.
Kitteh is gud hunter aifinkso.
♪a horse izza horse of course ofcourse…
♪ anna cow izza cow ♪ an how an how. . . ♪
Do NAWT (Ai say NAWT) haz nommin teh horseez! Horseez r frenz, nawt fuds!!!!
dat iz nawt mah cow
Ohai {{Red}}…saw-ree to hear dis iz wan of dose
difficalf deys fer summon hoo desserts awl teh caring thots and warmed wishes ai ken send yur
way…hope nap is halping…when yur fleaing bad,
ai r fleaing sad.
Not a cow, but a responsive Parelli horse!