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…ohai kerri-luv-wif-u- letz strat teh sillybrashuns wihf a gaem 0 “Duck, Duck,Gooose”?
how bowt duk duk kanadagoose
okays! * ebberybody sit inna circuslol.*
Ai will happilee sit in teh circuslol, but sumwun will hav to tell mee waht to do! Ai’ve nebber played Duck Duck, Goose.
Wut JCH4K sed!
Hmm iz it like “Lucee Lockit lawst her pokkit” gaem?
neber playd dat wun…
ok eberybunneh sits in a circle awn teh floor an wun person goez roun teh owtside tapin teh heds sain duk, duk, an wifowt warnins yu taps wun persuns an sai goose and run around teh circle, the ‘goose’ chases an if you can catch teh purrsun befur dey taeks yur spot in teh circl den dey is till “it” if nawt den you goes aroun teh circle..
duz tat maek any sense?
Oh yesh ai noes dat gaem, sept we yoost to say
Ai sent a letta to mai luv
Adn on teh wai ai drawpt it
Won ov yu haz pict it up
Adn put it in yur pokkit
It wazn’t yu, it wazn’t yu (etc. etc. until yu taps wun person adn sayz..)
It wuz yu !!!!!
Tehn dey jumpz up adn chasez yu rownd adn triis to tayk yur spawt!
A tisket, a tasket,
a green and yellow basket
I wrote a letter to my love
and on the way I lost it.
Evrybuddy is standin up in circlol and “it” goes arown on awtside uv circollol
Ebbrybuddy sitz in a circlol, an sumbunny iz “Itt”. Itt wokz arown teh owtsyd ob teh circlol, puttin han awn hed ob ovver plaiers, an sez eech tyme, “Duck.” Untyll tehy getz tew teh wun tehy choozez, an tehn tehy sez, “GOOSE!” An teh wun wut wuz teh GOOSE! haz tew chays teh Itt arown teh circlol an Itt trais tew sitz inn tehir spawt. It’z a phun gaym!
No, It is like Gray Duck where you all sit in a circle and one person goes around the outside tagging people on the head and saying duck, duck, Gray Duck, and the gray duck has to chase the person. OR in this case Gray Goose (hehehe)
LOL!! Yur rite!
Kwik! Get awf teh bike!! Itz a kanada goose!!
Iz dis sum sort of propa-ganda?
Izza proper gander!
tu u mean propa-kanada?
GMTA – but ai cant proove it!
Congrats, Kerri! A ninefawld macrame dis tiem!
Iz epic! lawgest wun ai seen yet
Coongrats Kerri, yu leed a laaaaaawng brayde!
Wo0t!! Nine fashun poiizistas!!
An Kerr-luv-wif-u wuz teh fastetst ov tehm awl.
Nine Dansing Gerblols coming aut now – modeling teh verree laytest fur teh FALL fashuns!!
ai wud go wif teh bubbelwrap maiself
mebbe yu can has start a nu trenned
Iz tiem fur elebenzies heer, sew ai haz fur awl sum fresh cawfee, adn sum zoo-keenee muffinzez *ennybuddy wanna zookeenee?*
*crickets chirping*
O fanks mezzomom, dat sownds gud! Iz a bit layte fur elebenzies here, butt hoo cayres? Doze muffinzez are reelee temptashusful.
Iz neerlee dinnur tiem heer, but Ai can awlwaiz fynd rume fur fud!
Aftur mai mum borked hur writs (boff ub dem) ai tolds hur ai wuz gunna maek hur ware a bubblewrap suit in teh wintertyme… awl ai needs iz a pattern an ai iz awl set
Duz u rillee need a patturn to wrap sumwun in bubblolwrap?
ooooOooOh! aI lubs de gerblols!
Becuz there ar so menee, ai’m gonna put tehm heer – so teh wuz at teh bottom ar ekwallee honored fur their acheemintz heer today!
Kerri-luv-wif-u
joan e. mitchlol
annipuss
catena
miniminsmum
gremlin
carosue
JAJEH
FluffyB
HEER they ar!! Teh nine champeens ov teh 6 am LOL!!
yay!!
ai wunder, wuts teh rekord fur nawt sekund peplz?
18 wuz teh rekord, Aifink.
Wow dat alawt…
It wuz a rayce!!
Duck adn cover
Dat’s a reelee fuglee shert!
LOL!! Ai thot yoo sed a fuglee “snert!”
A snert is yooshulee fuglee!
aim tiyrd awf flyun. wantz eh liff
gmta catena!
Pleez bee gibbon me a lift!
Mr. Quackwell’s Wursst-Dresst List, yoo mayd TAWP SPOT!!!1
at least dey are nat armed!
winged, but nawt armed!
But just wait until u get their bill!
wil duk awt befour teh bil kumz
kinda liek dine an crash
It will drive yu kwakers!
honk if yu hate tihs shurt!
Ducky gooses the ones that she doesnt like
“Duck!”
“What?”
*SMACK!*
Just say “no” to *SMACK!*
Wha-?! Ack! No! Wuz nawt meenin it dat wai!!!
*sitz wif bum awn floor, krossis paws adn sulks*
*gooses Fluffy*
No sulkz!!! Goez ta dreamingofkittens an haf a happiteetayle!! I wuz jest der — lots ub kyootie sleepified kittehs!! and bideos two (doh derz nawt a lotta akshun on da bideos … )
Bee surz ta hab yer CHRG on reelee tite wif extree duckee tapes!!
Shudn’t dat bee gooossee tape?
ya nose — iffin da goosez ar biggerer strongerer duckies …. den mae bee furr da lebel elebenty kyootie a lertz wii SHUD bee uzin goosie tapes and nawt duckie tape …
ifinksew iz a gud ideer you bee habbin der miniminsmum (you bee da Mum ub sumfink cawled Mini Mins??)
Teh liddul kitteh on mai abatar woz called Mini-Min at nawt sekund. Mini = small (um, er, well yes obviuslee, sawree!) adn Min = minou = kitteh in teh Fronsch langwidj. Dis woz to disteen…. deestin…. tell himz apart frum our ubba groaned-up kittehs (maxi-mins). Himz nao called Frawsty cos he haz laike littul touches of frawst on himz nowz adn pause. Iz bedda naem! He nawt beee so mini nao, too yeers old, butt nawt so beeg eivver akshully!
*shhhh* Don’t tell LCB yoo has a kitteh naymed Frosty! She will try to eet/drink heem. She wuz runnin arownd yestiday askin for a Frosty. I do nawt finks ennywun ever gived her wun, tho.
Wayt, I will distractify her frum steelin yor kitteh by provyding a distractification.
*runs owt, buys a beeg bunch of Frosties and sum fronsch fries; comes bak and shayrs them with everybawdee*
O fanks gremlin for teh distractificashun stratajee, ai nawt want ennebuddy to bee steelin mai Frosty.
*nibblols on sum fronsch fries*
hmm got ennee katchup?
Nawt yet — iz slower den da fud and iz steal trin to katshup
MOL!
Ai rodez a busskin apple-looser naemed Frostee a cuppla tiemez! A berry lubblee hawsie, ai laiked him a lawt.
Wuns ai hadz a fur-o-bread naemed Frostee. Himz got dat naem frum himz eers, dey got frozeded wen himz babee adn teh tips fawled off.
Him wuz a hansum rascul tho, eer oar noa eers!
Fankie Elsa_Mama, but ai doan fink ai hab teh enurgees fur multee-splorts tunite!
{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}
{{{{lolcatburglar}}}}
Butt Butt Butt — dey will maekes you HAPPY!!! Jest use da goosie tapes onna yer CHRG!!! Ett weel bee werth it I pwomise!! Wif no crossied fingerz!!
eh womun wifawt eh man iz lik ah duk wifawt eh bisikkul….oar sumtink lyk dat….
Butt(!) dis dukkee gooze sertinlee wants her bisikul!
xcept…. dats a goos.
Gooses….geeses…I want a goose to lay gold eggs for Easter!
I want a golden goose, and I want it NOW!
**Handz NS uh bronze duck**
Oh…and WW REF FTW
Waives majiclol wand……..
turnz nightshayde intu pregger goose…..
remember, all these so caleld “Animal Lovers” Can’t tell one from another, First, all the morons confused a Walrus for an Elephant Seal, now a Goose is called a Duck. You people can tell cats and dogs apart, right?
yep, definitely a goose, this is a bird fail
Deh shurt reminz her uf her ex.
@@@@@@ Win!
your kitteh in picture lukes just lyk mi kitteh mittens!
Animal identification fail. That’s a goose.
Correction, that is a goose. Fail…
Dude, that’s a goose :c
ohhhhh I likee dat frownie fase!! :c :c *tee hee*
:c :c :c …. frownie wikee fase? ;c *hee hee*
Beeg frownie?? :C hrm — nawt so hee hee
Duz it werk furr hapiititayle two?? Lessee … : … hmmm, no nose how ta makes a bakeewerds “c” ..
*pouts*
Ah, Elsa_mama, yoo jus gotta fink a liddl to teh rite. c: c: c;
But I lykes Japaneeses hapii: ^.^ =^.^=
I kinda like =) maiself
Ah, that is gud too. Stills, lef, rite, or middul, we is awl happi. ^.^
Or he’s really serious about playing “duck… duck… duck… GOOSE!”
/because dude… the only “duck” in that photo is what he’s DOING.
Duck! DUCK! DUCK!! Heer cumz deh GOOSE!
Is nawt duck. Is Canadian Goose. So must be Canadian Fashion Mounted Police.
@@@@@@Thass ufny!
It’s a Goose. Not a duck.
Ai heer taht teh gooses can be teh owtcheee! Yoo doan’t wont tu oafend a goose wif yer fugly shurt.
Yeah, goosers aer sum daynjurus peeps! Oar hawnkerz. Oar sumfin!
Or, you know, geese, but tomato-tomato…
shouldnt this also be a FAIL considering thats a goose?
Nose …. butt it culd bee a fail cuz dats a shert!!!
I tink dats a goose. Oh, NOW I get it. C O R N Y !
Teknikly dats a kinaydjin goos.
Woot!!! Someone who wouldn’t think I’m some kind of genie worshiper or something! Thanks!
too bad that’s a goose not a duck..
Duck duck duck… GOOSE!
Uhm, yeah. That’s a goose, of the canadian variety.
wud dis beh a kapshun fail since is goose nawt duk?
It’z nawt awl it’z kwakked up 2 be…
Yesh. Yesh, aifinkso kapshun fail. Sumbuddy niids ree mee dee all burd nayms eddicayshun.
*puts on t-r-o-l-l mask*
Geese are much larger than ducks. Field identification markings for the Canada goose include the black head and neck with white cheek patches blah blah blah
*takes off mask* Phyoo! taht wuz bery harred werk adn boaring tu!
Yez, is defunitlee a Kanadjun super-duk! Ai meen, gooze.
*gigglolz* ai liek dat “super-duk”
lol, dat remynds meh of what ladee at teh zoo once sayd to meh, when ai cawld dem Canadian geese: “These are Canada geese. They are not Canadian geese, because they don’t claim citizenship.”
dat’s naut a duk, u sily goose!
That kind of looks like Weird Al. Only he would wear a shirt so ugly that geese would attack him.
He could make a parody of Grease.
“Geese is the bird (is the bird on my shirt)
“it’s got taste it’s a meanie….
WIN.
Lol. I almost fell off my chair just now.
Major Win!!!
Bud wat is a goose, sept a ober-sized duk?
Wait, whut? I thinked a duck was a undersized goose.
da geeses bee muchlee superdeeduper meener den da duckies… butt maebee iffin da duckie wuz da beeger den dey wood bee da meenerer too — hoo nose!!
duck, duck, GOOSE!
(I wanted to say it, too!)
ummm dat es totly a guse!
Hwer I live is neckst to a park wif a streem and teh Canadadian geeses come tehr to maek nests in teh spring an have tehr gooslings. An let me tell yu, yu bettur not maek any moves taht teh parents cud fink mite be a thret. (Tossing bits of bred or muffins is ok.) But teh grownups are BIG that is to say RILLY BIG burds. When tehy flap tehr wings yu FEEL teh breeez. Tehy mite nok over a badly-drest cyklist. I likes tehm ennywae and teh babehs are sooooo cute an silly-lukin.
Uh-oh! A VLC goose heared whut u sayed about teh bebbeh gooses and she looks mad. She’s headed ur way, Duffy! U better duc– get outta teh way fast!
Here, mabye a disguise will halp.
*hands Duffy a fuglee shirt previously owned by a cyclist*
LOL! Lolcatburglar awleez deh biggz help11!!!!!
I will frow teh fuglee shirt an distrakt teh mommah goose whil I get sum pizza bones or sumfin.
*HERE MOMMA GOOSE!!! ATTAK DIS!!!*
*runs an gets pizza bones*
*I got lots of gudiees now!! I am not a fret to yur so-kyoot bebbehs!!!*
Um – LCB – is teh cyklist at all liekly to com lukin for taht shirt? Cuz it’s now a littul shreded an covurd wif goose s – um, leftovurs.
Just checkin.
No, he sayed u could keep it.
Wif onlee a leettol beet ub blud and gossie feffers onit …
Hrm… Ifinkie dat I furrgots ta “Refresh” afore I posted dis commint … sew its kinda stinky now — sowwie!!
Oh yea … awlsew
:c
Tee hee I lerneded a funneh fruma T-R-O-L-L!! :c
{{{{{Elsa Mama}}}}} eets amazing wut u ken lerned wen ew keep da mind open aint it?
I jest wish I could make a backeewerds c — ifinkso it wood make a funneh hapity fase two!!
;c :c (iz eesilly amuszed toodai) :c
: ) happy
: ( sad
; ) winky
; < ) winky wif nose
;>/ looking askance.
can making a bakwards c bye uzin wun uv teh text flippin sites..
ɔ ɔ :ɔ
but nun ai haz fownd sew far wil dew capitlol ledders, sew it duzznt sho up bery wel
I steal likee dat smiley!!! :ɔ ;ɔ
(I nawt uze da flippin fingie — I jest copified yerz!! Fankie …
yu kud awlso du dis c:
Oar dis (c: Oar Dis )c:
Butt eye nawt oozed ta lukkin dat wae furra smiley fase … I hafta standee onna mii hed!!
*tee hee* luks liek uh noze.
:ɔ) :ɔ) :ɔ) :ɔ)
nativeca66 <<==alsew eesilly amuszed toodai
:ɔ) :ɔ) :ɔ) :ɔ)
Wow, yor rite – is phun! NC66, is gud to be eezily amewzed. I tayks mah amewz-mint wherever I kind fynd it . . .
Ohhhhh… yer rite — maeks a gud nosey …
:ɔ) :ɔ( Eben betterer onna a frownie fase!!
Luks kinda liek a piggee nose, or ifinkso
:c) or mebbee =c:) happee piggees
that iz a gews
Unce ai plaied ketch widda kanadjun goosey inna moozement pawk. Ai toss deh birdee feed pelluts an say, “reddy, reddy, reddy? Katch!”" An it did, awmost ebry taime, unles ai frowz bad. Had gud motibatshun, cuz udder burdiess fite fur deh pelluts eff dey dropped
For a minnit there I thinked u meant u was throwing teh goose and I was gonna axe how long it taked u to learn to type wif ur new prosthetic fingers.
Wun of mah favrits in teh geeses taht come to our streem will come kwite close and watch for you to frow sumthing, an ketch it in teh air. It had a borked leg sometiem an so it limps but is othurwise helthy and a gud parent to bebbehs. An is smart enuf to ketch fuud an not try to skwabbul wit teh others.
Deh bee gud cachers! Shud hab on baisebawl teemz. Deh one ai played wid, luk at me so intentee widdeh prettee braun eyes, iz been nummera yeers, an ai stihl see her/him lukkin at me.
duck, goose, whateber – itz all fud.
Yes, but goose is bigger food, and a Canada Goose can hurt you very badly if ticked off
A nene gews in hawaii zoo nipped mai fingurs, but nawt hurd, juz feehl funnee. Taut ai had fudz, aifinkso.
I noes about nenes!! Tehy live in crosswurd puzzuls!
I beens to dat zoo!
Ai has gud ryno pik frum dere
Those geese are dangerous. Remember what they did to Fabio’s nose??
Oooooooh, ahm gonna giv u such a pek u fuglee shirt warin, weerd al luukin pink munkee!
Hi BF473. Did you find out anything at werkity last nite? I hope you and your werk peeps are gonna be okay. Lots of stuff like that going on weher ai werk also. SKAAARRRRYYYY. (excuse the mixed languages)
ohai {{{palinsc}}}, *lolspeak off for a second*
Unfortunately I didn’t find out anything, I don’t know why they do this but the exact same thing happened last time there were cutbacks and layoffs. The higher ups drop the bad news hammer on us but don’t bother to have any of the details worked out yet. So we have no idea who is affected or how yet. I really wish they had kept their pie holes shut until they had the (to them anyway) trivial details worked out, like who is affected, what their options are (if any), you know…silly stuff like that. The way this has been done is causing maximum stress to us, the peons.
yeppers, das how eet iz here also. eberybuddy haz a werried anna frownee face. dey donut care atall about us poor liddlol peons. poo poo to the “big mens”!!!
p.s. Sorry to be a downer. I hope you will come out okay with your work! It is scary indeed and what is really aggrevating is that they have been telling us that orders are improving and we have had overtime work so this whole thing was a complete ambush for us workers, we had no clue or warning at all it was coming.
ya that really sucks… the way things are run these days is just idiotic. Money is waisted left right and center an no one seems to care that peoples jobs are on the line.
keep your floofy chin up and we’ll pray together that all will be well. I’m a firm believer in fate and that everything happens for a reason. (even if and usually don’t understand the reason) You’ll be fine. and your not a downer! It is just very unfortunately the way that things are going now. Let’s say it all together now…..”dam^ the man”!!!
hang in there. we’re pulling for you.
fanks {{{{frends}}}}
*chants*
dam teh man!
dam teh man!
dam teh man!
maam teh dan!
wate…..whut??
*feelz a liddlol bedder*
Iz nawt a duck! Iz goose! CANADA goose! You makez mistake!
:c :C ;C ;c
You know it’s a goose, not a duck, right?
:c — yous nose eets a LOL and nawt a burdie eyedintifeekashun gide — rite?? :c
LOL!!!!
*psst* Yoo noes, this may be hard to beleev – but I has had a revelayshun! Mefinks this is a GOOSE, nawt a DUK!
*duks and runs*
Ohai Gremmie! ai better swerve and run wif ew cause ai wanted to say teh same ting
Mebbe we shuld GOOSE and run! *gigglol*
*grabs palinsc’s paw and RunsAwayFast*
*grabs BF473′s paw too, as we ar running fastfastfast*
hoo you bee goosin der Gremlin???
Hooever will stand sstill for it.
*jently gooses Elsa_Mama; runsawayfast*
I swars dey wurnt awl dere wens ai postededs
Is OK, Kerri-luv. They is awl burds of a fethur, rite?
*starts to sing, whyl dantzing and twining arms and paws with teh otters*
We ar . . . 3, hmm. . . no mayk that – 4 caballeros, 4 gay caballeros, they say we ar burds of a FEEEEEeeee-eeeeeee-THUR!
Reely??? Ai had noe ideea dis wuv a goos, nawt a duk! Fanks fer settin meh strait! *duks an cuvvers*
Catz r steel betr at eet
{{{{BF473 and Gremmie}}}} run, run, run, swerve, run, run, run. tails inna air kuz we jes donut kare!
serpentine! serpentine!!
*swerves, runs, wayves tayl in air*
Say, this is sorta phun! *swerves, runs, wayves tayl; and . . . JAZZ PAWS!!!!*
and wut beutimaus floofy paws dey are
eggsalad youse uv jazz paws dere gremlin! lemme tri dis…
*skamper swerve run serpentine waive…JAZZ TAYLE!!
hmmm….nawt as effektive as teh jazz paws, aidontfinkso!
OoooooOOOh, I has never seen a jazz tayle befoar!
*haz an amaze-mint*
Here, I has a hole contayner of these fings. Yoo kin haz an amaze-mint too if yoo wunz wun!
*offers them to frenz* Will mayk yor mowth minty-fresh, mm-hmm!
yummers. das a gud mint ai mus say fankee Gremmie
And itz so smawl, it will never phill yoo up!
**suddenly reminded of orbit gum cawmershul**
*snerk* Lint Licker
*watches videyo; snerk, snikker* Too phunneh!
lol dat wuz a gud wun
*flies abuv ya’ll, uzin hur feerywyngs, trowin cocococonutz crem pies at u*
darn, dey iz tu kwik
*duks pi* Say! Stawp that – yoo up ther, teh flyin goggie! Yesh, yoo!
*doges anuther pi*
Duck? duck?! GOOSE!!!!!
*runs around like a crazy person*
*runsruns after HHNF trine tew git teh cirkle seet*
*tripsan fawls* Aw, you got teh cirkle seet.
That’s a blood Canadian goose not a duck
*bloody
Aifink iz moar likely dat teh cyclist winds up bloody. Teh
duckgoose luuks fien to meh!!!!!!
Ai hidz frum fashun puleez, awlsew. Silly wroolz! Eberidai Halloween!
There is definitly a ducking in teh pikshur – its teh gut on teh bycicle.
Yoo has a korrekt, Ducky! I mean, Duffy!
That guy is definitely ducking! Or that mad burd will pek his eyz owt! Luks lyke he’s got a bad case of eye-peck-o-phobia, to me. Whyl bicycling, no less.
*holds up a sine that sez 9.0*
I gives heem a 9.0 degree of diffikulty!
and on teh grass, no less.
***
Hey!! Why yu not on bike path?
Wayt, yor sayin he’s ON GRASS!!! Whut, is it Woodstock every day here, peeplols!???
PASS TEH BONG, PLZ!
Why is the goose attacking Weird Al?
anybody want to let this genius know that its a goose, not a duck??
tee hee hee eberybuddy see Elsa Mamas remark up fred. dat keels me
Wut? Wut I sed too KEEL you??? — I no wanz ta keel noo buddy … naw i haz a sad :ɔ(
Tee hee happity agin — :ɔ)
I lub dis fink — ɔ ɔ ɔ ɔ – mae bee bedderer dan da :monkey: fase dey tooked awi wif da stoopy noo smileyz….
I sabbed it inna WERD file calleded “Smiley Nose” sewz i kin uze eet agin!!
awww, ai luvved teh monkee faise! teh rest uv teh ‘noo’ smilies were horriblol but teh monkee wuz sew funneh!
Aifink iz neither uh duck oar uh goose.
Aifink izza cleberly disguyzed mugger,
adn hii is robin teh guy awn teh bicyclol.
aifink dis mite bee teh rest uv teh famlee
Either dat oar dey iz jes takeeng paymint foar teh purrchases dat she
“put awn her bill”
*heddesk*
iz bery guud disguyze, ai wuz toadalee foold!
an ai wan tew eggspress mai fanks tew awl teh Mr. an Ms. Staitstehbobvius peeps few lettin us kno izza goos, nawt a duk
Are yu shure bout tihs????
Yew wuz nawt toadalee foold. Yew wuz froggalee foold.
purrhaps ai wuz turtalee foold!
If it wawks lykka duk an tawks lykka duk, it muss bee a goos. Wait, wut?
awparrotlee yew gno teh locayshun ob my funny bone becoz…
ROFLMAOPIMP!
yur welcom
U’ve been lookin at lolcats so long, u failed to notice it’s a GOOSE.
Um … pplz (an kittehs & parrots & puppehs & wutebber uvver creechurs we haz in Cheezland today) — aifink itz pawsibul dat dis beez a goose ravver den a duck. Itz troo — ai seed it on teh interwebs!
*scampurrrrsawaywifakwiknessansumgigglols*
Ya don’t say!
awn dis note ai haz tew leev dis happee plaise fer teh unhappee plaise (wurks). maibee wii wil fynd sumfin owt tonite but prolly nawt. Haz a guud evenin {{{{cheesfrends}}}}. Tri nawt tew mix up ur goosis wif ur dukksis
obye BF473! I hope ew hab a happitee ebuning at teh Pleh werkity. ai keeps mai paws crossed fur teh gud luck fur ew. Schmoooooo
*twips NS (kaerfully)* *grabifies herz and tikkolz tikkolz tikkolz her*
*hans NS da pwize furr passin her burdie eyedinteefeekashun klas*
**bottom beek hitz floor** **stares after giggloling pink-clad kitteh running awai** **drools a liddlol** YU MEEN DATZ A GOOS AND NAWT A DUK? **fawls obur, mostlee ded**
Duk is a gooses flyn to u
Foargit ’bout teh whether izza duck oar goose.
I wanna know wen awl deez loons showed up?
♫♪♫
Don’t yoo luv LOLz?
Eray sing deh teerz.
I thot dat yoo’d lub wut I lub.
Sry, mai dear.
But wair r deh loons?
Quick, send in deh loons.
Don’t bozzer, dey’re here.
Win!!!
oh good god people … goose… not a duck!
Teh hail yew sai!
*Cawllz burfday fairy*
Hallo?? Duz u need sum maor trollz fur ur faktree??
Oh, gud. dere b a hole bundlol uv dem heer.
Yes, yes, i finso deze b trainablol. Dey awlreddy noez deh diffrunse btween dukz and goosez.
Ya, I noez dehre not much kawl fur bird identifkcayshunz in deh factree.
Mebbee dey kin putting deh labulz on deh on deh toyz??
OK, well u just kum and kollektifying dem at ur konvenyens. Wii gotz em awl rownded up on wun lol.
Iz called Canada Goose, nawt Canadian Goose. Defa – definet – really nawt a duck. Stoopy city pplz.
hims mite beh kanadian
*grabz Indefatigablol and duk taypez him up wif kattsmomo, Kitteezpleez, Pixie, msrigz, Laurelindorenae, HellHathNoFury, nonegiven, pupperfly5, Evan, Sharkey, kristy lynn, DNENE, comixguy, phoenix, JoW, Snow, k, Leelluu, Rabbit, and awl deh uzzer sinetifik trollz.
hey wut iz ai dowin in heer, ai iz nawt a troll *skwirms* lemme owt *skwirms moor* no wun hads seds it befur ai dids, *gets hur hans fwee* dey wuz awl stuk in modderashun reeely *pulls hurself up a liddle moor* ai did nawt reely say wuz goose, wuz moor ub a fail qwestun reely *pushes hurself up enuff to fly fwee*
uug, dat wuz tu klose… *weerily flies off tu oder lol*
But, but, but, Kerri!!!! I didn’t tayping u up wif deh uzzerz. Ur comment wuz a kwestyun wif a winky fais!! Dat meenz u wuz been deh funny, not deh trolly!!! {{{{Kerri}}}}}
Dat kinnot b sed bowt dis bigstape below u. Hii iz abowt tu git ranglolled.
teh trollz, dey wuz awl round meh, aidunfink yu kud sees meh, it wuz skeery…
dey jus kept commins frum owt ub neoware an dey wuz yellin GOOSE GOOSE NAWT DUK GOOSE.. an dey wuz foamsin at teh mouf an growlin an it wuz bad, bery bad..
That’s a goose.
*Makez larry at owt uf duk taype adn lassoz bigstape*
Whoa dere liddlol doggie!
U iz abowt tu joyning dhe hurd!
Yee Haw!!!
Doan wurry fokez, heel b happier wif himz own kind.
The psych list is gonna have a quack-up!!!!
You know, people, that is a goose a Branta canadensis, not a duck. Didn’t anyone else notice?
*smug look*
Well ai woz too bizzee admireloling taht shert to notiss it woz nawt a duk – but nao yu come to menshun it……
dat’s a Canada goose, not a duck
lyke flys tu hunny dis lol iz
kneads warnin onnit
STAWP….WARNING….TROLLS PLEEZ TU REED DA CAWMINTS !!!! BEEFORE!!!! YOUSE POSTS YOAR MAZIN OBSERVAISHUN DAT DIS IZ:…………………WEIGHT FORE ET….. AN GOOZE AN NAWT DUK!!!!
kthsbai
You sure? i think this needs more discussion.
FACT: At least 11 subspecies of Canada Goose have been recognized.
Inquiring minds would like to know exactly what one this is.
Trolls take note – we have confirmed the species of waterfowl in the photo. Your mission (should you choose to accept it) is to correctly identify the subspecies of the aforementioned avian lifeform.
Thank you…this post will self destruct in 20 seconds…..
So, it’s a duck, not a goose, right?
OOOOOH!!! yu peeplols!!!! YU maiks mee sew phewkin MAD ai kant sea strayt…………
aim gettin kinna woozy….dizzi tu……..payne en chezt……..
* THUD *
come back to us, willy boy, we pwomiss not to taunt teh silly gooseseses no moar!!
*waevs shmelly salts unner willyboy’s noze*
*gently pulls up eyelids*
come back to us! i pwomise to play nice!!
*refaints*
AAAHHHCHEWWEEE
*refaints*
That’s aktually a Canadian goose, not a duck.
Aktually? Oh krap I told everyone it was in fakt a dukk.
My bad
The Avian community finally gets back at Weird Al for his parody, “I Want a New Duck.”
Y’know, “geese” actually rhymes with “police”…
It’s a goose D:
Nevermind you got like a billion other comments saying the same thing! : P
That’s a Canadian goose not a duck, not to mention the “Fashion Police, Now recruiting Geese” rhymes…
It’s a Canada goose, dingbats. ::::::quack::::::::::
Ai fink teh dingbats r frum teh rodent fambly… compleetli difren genus… genus..
that duck is the one committing a fashion crime…dressed like a goose
“Snerk”!!!
waterfowl recognition fail
Wow. Ducks are looking a lot like geese lately.
Gawd, you f**kers, I just watched “The Birds” and THIS pops up on my screen — SOMEONE owes me a new pair of pants!
Pretty sure that’s a goose.
sry evry1, we dun gitz to much ducks or gooses down here, but hay, i maed teh frunt page four teh frst tiem!!!1!!!
YAY!! congratulations!
Ducks? Really? And I suppose that’s an orang-utan riding the bike.
Geez, some people couldn’t distinguish cows from sheep
Silly people… this is a Canada Goose, not a duck.
How do you people communicate in that illiterate “language” of yours?! And whoever said that is a duck must live in a closet.
The comments on this page are a disheartening representation of the future of humanity.
Realize the error of your “wais”.
But its a goose!
That a goose, not a duck, doofus!
Ah tink dat’s a goose….
Dats not a duk.
That’s not a duck. That is a goose. You fail.
Iz Kanada Gooz, no won knows where gooz lives…Kud be Ohio Kanada Gooz, not Kanadian Kanada Gooz.
ummmmmmmmm……that’s a CANADA GOOSE!!!!……….thanks, aye?
signed: a PROUD CANADIAN
That would be funny if it was a duck.
It’s a Canada Goose.
is not duck…. is Canada goose.
That’s no duck.
Its a canada goose. looks nothing like a blinking duck.
Iz no duk. Iz Guuse! Gets it rite!!!
I’m sure that this was posted A LOT already, I feel the need to say that the bird in the picture is a goose, not a duck.
lols nice pick xD thay mak me lol
that would be a goose. not a duck. this should be on fail blog -.-
Tats a Canada Goose.
GOOSE.
hey man in the ugly close u clash u crash dont do that again
whatz iz next? will they start recuting squirrels?!
So that’s who scared away all the canada goosies away from my neighbourhood.
fyi iz goose nawt duck
Dis is Canadian Goose!
Just Sayin’…
that be a goose. canada goose to be exact.
Does anyone else think this guy looks just like weird Al?
That be a goose, not a duck. Caption FAIL! Ignorant morons.
OMG, THAT’S A GOOSE!!!!!!!!
that’s a goose
OMG THAT IS A GOOSE NOT A DUCK SOOOO FAIL BLOG WORTHY!!!!!
ohai, mr lennon wants his hair bac
srsly you guyes. you guyz. srsly. that ther is a big duck… and I gets the funniest feeling is from canada…
Heh, udwee dood
pweety shurz dats a loon…nawt a duck
dats a gewz, not a duck.
That’s a funny gews… I think duck is smaller than that. Or is it mutant duck?
That’s a goose.