canon bol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BIG SPLASHES!!!
I can has a floatee?
sur, an a snorgle snorkle tu ifs yu wans
Yaaays!
The only wai to get meh out nao is a poolside bbq…wif cheezburgers, of course.
Oh noes…I has to gets out anyways!
Bai!
bombs awaiiiiii!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!
nex kumz teh run
hover kat
*Wakes up suddely from insta nap!*
Suprize!!!
*re-faints*
fur a burglar hur has preddy bad nervs… *fans L*B wif hur ferrywyngs*
*opens one eye*
*whispers* If u faint a lot, sometimes there is firemans when u wake up.
*nods*
*gigglolz reel kwiet*
um.. Oh noes, LCB iz nawt wakins up…we neds halp!
Hurreh wif teh fyremens Williboi!!
If yooz lukee, dey is YNF! (young nekkid firemans)
Where?
*Brings a YNF tew da nawtybarn*
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Dere’s wun inna nawtybarn, nao.
*haz a wurreed fur da fax dat da C part ub LCBs naem is missing…*
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*wunders ifn sumwun stoled eet frum LCB*
*Heads off to da NB* fer some reason….we only habs da old clothed fyrmins hear tonite.
Is a long story. Has to do with my temp robo-phlonquais, a computer virus and a Frosty that never materialized. Aahz, gremlin, teh cween and some others went to get my *** back but even though they was reportedly teh successful, I is teh still waiting for it.
Last I saw, Gremlin haddded it……
*Wunderz if L*B will wander deh intertuubez furebber
*seerching fur hur lostid cat
I’t's a lotta faining and re-fainting too. Maybee is sudden sleep..sleepi… um narcolepsy.
wun wood tink a burglolur wood haz nerbs uv steel.. oar wud dat bee nerbs uv steal?
iffin wee kan fined gremlin, aahz an duh kween dey kud gibes hur bak hur cat. unles dat fyremens stihl haz hur cat…………..yoohoo … Mistur Fyremenz 111!!! yew stil hear?……….
*williboi goes tu luk fro dere fyremens*
Oh Hai!! Aahz follered deh yellow brik rode and fownded an Emril City, and gotted u a hart adn a braynez…. no, wait, datz not rite …
But… but… whut about my Frosty?
♫♪♪
Frosty deh snowman
Wuz a jolly happee sole…
*points remote control clicker at teh cween*
*clicks*
*re-faints*?
Frankly, mai deer, I don’t gib a dam!
*”Borrows” clicker from LCB*
*Hits da YNF button*
Neggst on Diskuvry: “Yung Nekkid Feyrflyz”
Oooh! I lurve this movie.
*goes to teh kitchen for popcorms, trips over sleepy cheezpeeps*
Oof! Whut? Ohai L*B! Yew haz a berry comfee flor. *rubs iiz, luks round an haz a confuzzled* Hoo brot teh fyremens? Awr tehy goin tew fill up teh pool?
Not from here.
dis isn’t gunna end liek teh watchmens iz it?
*Un mutes da cween* Click!
*Un hurts Kerri’s mouf* Click!
*Sends YNFs to bring LCB a frosty, an a hot oil message* Click!
OW! U was holding the clicker upside down and now elderly clothed firemans is giving me a Frosty massage.
*sips hot oil*
OW!
AN AWL MAI TEEFS R GOEN!!!
Uh OH!! Kerri, you ok? I didn’t mean…OMG!!
*Gibs clicker back to LCB* Get this away from me!
Cween? Does you no da sign language?
*clicks at Kerri*
*Kerri’s mouf is filled wif a set of novelty chattering teefs*
*shrugs*
close enuff for jazz hands.
*clicks at teh cween, hoping for teh Beefcake Channel*
*Switchez tu RFD*
*Sceenez uv beefy cattlols grazing in soft green feeld*
Mmmmmm…. cheezburgers on teh hoof…
♫♪♪♫
Greeeeeeen Akerz iz deh plais fur mii!!
Faarrm livin iz deh life fur mii.
Land spreding owt so far adn wide
Keep Manhatten just gimme dat kuntreeside.
Some “rouge goggie” jus barked at meh and told meh not to be lookin at teh kittehs.
I tol him that teh kittehs and teh goggies need to has a harmony.
O dis iz tu tu ufny!!!
adn tankz tu L*B fur teh eezee eezee tutoreaul!!!
And Isa wash meh furs…and gets a yummeh drink…
Dat iz teh funnehist wai tu gets a drinkie Ai has eber seen!!! Ai lub it!!
(ony prublem iz it hurts meh tu laff abter habins mai toof remobed but iz wurf it aifinkso)
For some inexplicable reason I find this video encouraging. Does this kitteh live in a desert area? If the cat had combed itself I would have gone happily to my grave in the next 30 minutes.
Me thinks someone ate all mah cheezburgers already!
hii fliez thru teh ayr wif teh grettus awf eez
dat daren yung kat awn teh fliun trapeez
Invisible Hawg!!!! VROOOOOOMMMMM!!!!
Evil Purrneeval
“Cats of Anarchy” (too obscure?)
“Love the kitteh, you learn to love the club!”
Jenna! FTW!
I saw the promo for Season 2 – the scene with Henry Rollins….
Remember little kittehs…only let teh trained purrfessionals and goggies do dis kind of stuff.
Luks liek Ebil Katnebil tu meh! Himz lawsted himz motorcyclol jumping obur teh snaek!
Mai goggie want a harmony wif mai kittehs butt (!) mai kittehs say *pfftrawrspit* At leest hims bee tryin…
Tukkseedo Kitteh
mezzhurrz ‘Bownssittee Bownss’ inz
leep frum tawl Buuk Cayss
Tukkseedo Kitteh
duz mawtz knoez haow hye himz willz
bownss, bit itz beez ‘Phunn’!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
fumbz himz noze at ‘Grabbittee
andz Fizzikkz andz stuff’!
Jack.
Bonzai $$
Transendental Meditashun kitteh demunstrates Yogik flyin.
Great capshun! I’m still laughing:)
wtf that is soo funny it looks like hes trying to lick himself while hes in the air lol thats funny as aii
thats funny lol lol lol
Looks just like my kittie!