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DEVINE ORDER OF CATZ SISTER MARY CATNIP
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An berry pritee 2!
Corngraulashuns tew all thess kittehz (She does mek a purdi sistah!)
conga rats, anni!
Conned cat shoe lacings, annipuss! What would chew like for silly bray shuns?
congrrates anni, hur beauty maeds meh speechless…
yesh, our annipuss uses her beauty to distraktify us so she craftily get da nawt sekkinds!
oh, wait. you were talking about da pic. nebbermind.
Yesh, that is wun gorjus kitteh! Teh long chin floof, teh long whiskurs, teh jentil look. Yoo just NOES ther is an M on teh forehed under that wimpel!
Annipuss leedz deh Five Way Macrame!! I git deh Conga Ratz fur Anni and Joan e. and lol***burglar adn Kerri adn Political Humor!!
Ratz??
wair u hiding???
u gotz dansing tu du!!
Ah, heer dey kum, looking so pritty in deh kullerful owtfitz!
w00t!! w00t!! dansin down JCH4K Booleevard tu deh ty boo teek!!
Cong ga, cong ga, KONG-GA!!
Kong-ga, cong-ga, CONG-GA!!
Kong-Ga , cong-ga, KONG-GA!!!!
*flooofy kitteh in pic goes POWNCE on da congarats*
O.o.
*remains 0 colorful tutuz floatingz in da air*
*floofy kitteh in pikshure calmly cleans byutimous whiskahs*
i finkso we better bring in the danzing gerblols for a few whiles…the rats seem to be, um, in disposed…
Oar doo hoo meen . . . disposed OV???
Thx fur awl teh congrats! Ai shaer dem wiv teh uvvers hoo got teh saem tiem!
speaking words 0 wisdom
Lettit B
lett eet bii…
lett it bee
lett it bee
Dere wheel bee an answur
let it be-e-e-e-e-e
Whut will u sing tomorrow? “Teh One After 909″?
*curiously looking at teh asterix*
*wonders wot dat’s aboot*
LCB’s parintlee sellded owt 2 da “Noe Catz onna Innertoobz Dai” krowd, cuz herz blaykted owt da werd “Cat” in herz naym…
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Oar mebbe herz iz n disgyz sew deyz nawt b teh rekugnyzin herz 2dai…
*raises one spocklike eyebrow*
“Sellded out”? Moi? Hmph!
Whut happened was this: Early this morning my robo-phlonquais whut is substitooting for teh vacationing GP, axed to use my computer because his on-bored e-mail system was down. Or so he sed.
Anyways, when I logged on, teh *** was gone from lol***burglar and all that was lefted from my avatar was teh mask! My robo-phlonquais is nowhare to be finded. Halp!
Whale, den, ifn datz da kays, we gotz 2 rownd up uh possy n goez teh aftur dem!
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LETZ PUT DA “CAT” BAK IN LCB!!1! HOO IZ WIF ME?!?
**grabs spear and magic helmet**
Kill da phlonquais! Kill da phlonquais!
Kill da phlonquais! Kill da phlonquais!
*runz tu Nawty Barn and saddlolz up Petunia and Bodice Ripper.
*hopz on Petunia and leedz BR owt fur Aahz
I join U!!!
Wich way did dey go?? wich way did dey go????
**Aahz hopz on Bodice Ripper**
Dey winted datawai!!
(*wich wai iz dat, U mai askez*)
2 Redmond, Wash-a-tun, ware elz?
I joyns yoo in this quest! *saddles up Ruby the Hummingbird; fills her up with sweet nektar frum summer’s last flowrs*
Git on yor bykes and RYDE!!!!!!
Um . . . which direkshun, pleez?
Mebbee if wii eech go in seprit drekshunz, wii kin surrowndifying him!!!!??!
Foller us, Gremlin! We iz awf 2 Redmond, da Land uv da Bad Kumpooterz! Iz ware da robo-phlonquais winted aftur taykin da “Cat” out of LCB!
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♫♫♫
4 I wuz borned,
Borned 4 Advencher!
♫♫♫
Wii must tu restoring deh CAT tu Lol***burglar!!! It b ower kwest!!
♫♪♪
Tu dreem deh implawsiblol dreem,
tu fite deh unbeetablol foe,
tu bare wif unbareablol sorrow
tu run, wair deh bwave dare not go;
tu rite deh unriteablol rong.
Tu lub, pure and chaist frum a far,
Tu try, wen ur armz r to weery.
Tu reech deh unreechablol star!
Dis iz ower Kwest, tu follow dat star,
No madder how hopeless, no madder how far,
Tu fite fur deh rite
Wiffowt kwestyun oar pawz,
tu b willing tu march intu hell
Fur a hebbenlee kawz!
And wii noez, if wii’ll only b truu
tu dis glorius kwest,
Dat ower hartz will liye peesfull and kalm
Wen wii’z laid tu owr rest.
Adn deh whirrrld will b bedder fur dis,
Dat deze catz, scornd and kubbered wif skarz,
Still strove, wif dere last ownse uv kurridge,
Tu reech deh unreechablol starz!!!
Yay! We haz a offishul kwest! Owr kwest iz 2 seek
da wholly graleLCB’s “Cat”!Thx! U guise is teh bestest.
Oh, and while ur out questing, could u stop at teh Wendy’s and bring me back a Frosty? kthxmmmm
Datz nawt uh bad ideer — I nawt can had teh lunch…
*williboi sets up a refweschmint stande fur da kween, aahz & gremlin jest an phew milols souf uv redmund, mikroserfland*
OHAI cheezpeeps!!1
stawp an taik ah brake furr ah minuet…haz sum luberly kewl mountin fresche sprung wadder…sum sordid byte siez noms….an towwels (kuz yu left wifout an towwel
)
yu iz onlee bout 20 milols frum da hoam uv da ebil robo phlonquais sew yew mite wanna restup a bit an straji….stratej…figgur owt whut yews gonna du wen yew gits dere.
pea ess – da L*B haz an pewter viroos an kneads an “patch” frum da MikroSerfs….dey wil gibs yu et iffin yu kan finds dems awficce en redmund…..
Fanky kynd sur! We kneadz teh lunch n towlz.
DISMOWNT!
Freshmints – yum! *reins in Ruby; climbs down for noms*
Yay! Bite size fuds! We has to keep owr strengths up, yoo noes!
OK, and whiskey for mah menz and wimminz and beer for mah . . . um, mayk that nektar . . . for mah hummingburd.
SheLikesHerNektarVerrehSweetKthx, hand me a towel.
**huddles with cweenmj and gremlin**
Willi boy haz givded me teh ideer — win we spyz dem, we iz gunna taylz dem dat dey kneadz teh upgrayd 2 Veester! Ifn dey akseptz, den dey iz teh skrood win we upgraydz dem, n ifn dey doant akseptz, den dey wheel be teh kornfuzzled:
ht tp://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2544030976
Eevur wai we kin swypz LCB’s “Cat” awai frum dem wyl dey iz teh messted up!
Awn free … BRAKE!
hai gremlin! watchowt wif dose tourchez yu bee waivin roun…wee haz flaemblelol likwids hear ann iffin yew set dis refweschmint stan awn FIRE trafik wil get awl borked n snarlly… oh waite… iz alwais lyke dat neer redmunds….nebber minde den
wee kan haz toested marchemellows ober da flaimes an sellz dem tu da hongree kommuturs 
Evvyboddee! Gitz awn ur steedz n wayv ur toarchus rownd! Lettuce gitz dis kwest finishified! 2 da Norf!
*waves torches wyldly*
runs wildlee froo de freds!!
lukkit heer! lukkit heer!
Da fyremens foundid L***Bs Cat!!!
Aaaaww das kewt babbeh nenne….yew chure dats L*B’s cat?
butt butt butt – eet has to be!!! is so kyooot! and it comes wiffa fyremens!!!
iz berri kewt nenne butt(!) ai haz alwais madgind L*B’s cat tu be wun wif sum meezer ancesstree….wif an liddle mask….an phloofy lawng hares…an Himill Ayen prehaps?
I nawtfinksew datz LCB’s “Cat”, butt (!) da fyrminz kin joyn us awn owr kwest (I b teh nowin da gurl Cheezpeepz wood injoi deyz kumpnee…)
da kewt babbeh kittah ken ride onna hummikburd wif gremlin sew et woan git skerrd….da fyremens kan dribe dems truk wif flashin lytes n sireens sew yu kan get true dis trafik jamm an tu mikroserfland
***as posse approaches MicroSerfLand***
Luk! Dere’z da leedur uv da robo-phlonquais naow! Himz teh kummin dis wai wifakwikness! I nawt can haz teh tym 4 da Veestur upgrayd trik! Watt 2 dew, watt 2 dew? I b teh nowin! I trix himz n2 finkin I b robo-phlonquais, den fyt himz 4 LCB’s “Cat”:
@willy boy *moves over; makes room on hummingburd for smawl kittn* Klime on up, buddy! I will deliver yoo sayfely to LCB!
I didded it!!1! I winned da fyt wif da robo-phlonquais!
**swipes LCB’s “Cat” from hands of subdued robo-phlonquais**
Naow evvyboddee! Lettuce ritern dis wunnermuss “Cat” bak 2 Lol***Burglar sew herz gud naym b restoarded!
**hops back on Bodice Ripper**
**leads posse back to Cheezland**
Aahz – gud wurks! Nao awl we needs is LCB . . .
Yeh, dat wood halp, wodden it?
*runsowtwifakwiness wif awl teh toarchus*
Doan foargit teh toarchus! u gottz tew habs teh toarchus!!
*hans owt toarchus tew awl teh cheezpeeps inna saddlols*
*Grabz a torch and hedz norf*
Kum bak heer u ebil phlonqaiz!!! wii will not resting until deh cat iz returned tu L*B!!!!!
Pleez to put that torch DOWN! Yoo noes whut happinz when yoo plays with fyre . . . yoo sets things on fyre . . . and then *ponders* they send in teh firemenz!
*ponders summoar* Say, mebbe teh firemenz kin restore teh CAT to LCB’s riteful name!
*lites sevral torches, wayves them arownd*
lukkit heer! lukkit heer!
Da fyremens found L***Bs Cat!!!
Culd it BE!!??? Culd it BE??? *runsarowndincirclols*
sry ai’z so layte…teh ebil Dr Tinytoofs hads meh butt ai wuz abels tu eskapded (jus nawt in wun peece)
*flies way up wif hur still neu ferrywyngs (dat meezer mom gabs hur)*
Ai dun see nuffin frum up heer cept teh klowds…
Iz it troo??? We cannawt hav ene Kittehs today???/
For CC’s sake, be teh careful! Teh robo-phlonquais is teh advanced model wif teh lasers and weapons of mass distraction.
But on teh brite side, it has a awesome on-board cappuccino maker.
♫♪ (pololgeez tu Deh Man uv LaMancha)
I iz mii, Cween MJ
Deh Lady uv Cheezland
Mai destiny kawlz adn I goez
Adn deh wild windz uv forchune
Will kerry mii onwerd
Oh, whiddersoeber dey blow!!
Owiddersoeber dey bloes
Awnwurd tu gloarees wii goes!!
Sawree ais laet foar teh kwest – mai bestist bruum wuz in teh shawp. Waddai miss??
betcha wished you had b0rg enhance’d tendrils right about nao…
Jess az lawng az da b0rg tin-drillz nawt b teh powrd bai ennyfing Mykroesawft…
Hummpf!!! Likely story. Nawt!
I awlwayz reeding deh * az a “splat” insted uf “asterisk”so now u b L-splat-B.
to L***B, heheh yesh, tomorrow i can be singing 9/10, teh one afta 909
♪leave it beeeeeeeeee, stoopy bee
let it beeeeeeeeee yeah, let it be
Catnip in teh garden, ’tis for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Clappity, clappity! wif teh floofy tuxy paws
…when i fidn mysef in thymes and lolling
Muvver Mais Oui calls to me
Speaking werds of warning
“There’s a bee, there’s a bee
Dere’z uh bee, dere’z uh bee!
Dere’z uh bee, O doant steeng me!
Catmint’s there for nomming
let it beeeeeeee, stoopy beez.
[i speek from spearience here; teh cat mint in my garden has bees on da burple fleurz]
Grate Singing!!!
An ooooooooo. . .streekee fyrewerks in teh skie!!!
YIKES what happneded to your naem???
O NOEZ! N we jess gotted LCB’s “Cat” bak! Naow watt happinded 2 Janet’s “Kittehs”?
*looks around for a goggie to blame*
Ai thot sumwun sed this wuz “No Kittehz Day.*
Jnaet, that’s just cwazy talk. Ignorify those silly peeps; if somebody said “jump off that brij, wouldja? hunh?
Oh thank teh CC!! Ai felt a bit nekkid there wif aut teh Kittehs!!
Aaaaah! She has a ruler! Run!
her has pointee endz….nawt nede rula!
Teh ruler has pointy endz! Run faster!
Oh noes, ai juss merembered teh penguin in the bloos bruvverz adn iz bery bery affrayed!
And she will make us write on the blackboard, elebenty zilliion times:
I am personally responsible for the agony of Christ
I am personally responsible for the agony of Christ
I am personally responsible for the agony of Christ
My Catholic upbringing, let me show you it!
My cousin is a nun and the antithesis of this stereotype.
Sister Cousin Mary Antithesis?
Nope. She is a nurse in a Catholic hospital: Sister Mary Emergency Room! During her nursing school days, she was Sister Mary Telephone Operator.
Izza gud fing herz wuz nebber teh bafroom-kleenur-upper, I finksew…
Sister Mary John??
*fawls off
johnchare laffing*oy. heddesk
Sister Mary Pooper Scooper
Yu gunna be hawt in teh basemint fur dat, yu noe…..
Adn seh will tell yoo nawt to bite teh hoste, oar it will bleed in ur mouf!
*wispers* “Recubbering” Catlik heer!
Iz yew sleep walking (a.k.a Roamin’) Catlik?
DK!! Yoo sed “cat”?” AND yoo ar still uzing yur full nayme. Fur examplol,
Ai thot yoo wud haz had to bee 4point5******* ? ‘
Ai must hav mist sumthing!
Ai is buoykotting “No kitteh dai”!
Oh gud!! Ai will fololololow yr leed!
Ai ar boi-kitting and gurl-kitting, cos ai has tu ob eech.
lady in waiting
Mid~ebil paw-kitteh does de bidden fur de cween!
Fathur Fried Mouse
Klass…KLASS…SHADDAP!!1!
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Fank U
kent remembuh wot datz frum, bawt ai ken heer eet!
Iz Cheech n Chong’s skit, “Sistur Merry LOLefunt”
*rings in*
Sister Mary Lolophant, by teh Cheech and teh Chong!
FTW!!1!elebenty!
Cllllllaaaaaaassssssss!!!!!!!!!
GMTA!
Claaaassss! Claaassss! WAKE UP!!!11!!!
Sargiant stee-dank-oh iz heer tew tawk abou drugz.
Ai wont teh reds, man.
***silence***
***crickets chirping***
yu shud mayk eh habut awf mii…
Too much Floof!!!! Splort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up teh cween’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
OOO. fankeez anni!!
I just gottid up and furgotted tu putting on mai CHRG b4 logging on. Awl dat floof cawtted mii bai surprize. I just sitting heer and nom mai chokklit possum fur a wyle. 
uhoh! eh royul splort!!!
sumwon gett teh speshul stuff!
Nawt 2 minshun da spehul CCC dryvur:
ht tp://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=664396544
I lubz dat happee CCC Dryver!!
O NOEZ!!! ALLLURT ALLLURT!!! TEH CWEEN IZ DAOWN!!
whew, anni wuz kwik onna drahw an maeded owr cween awl beddur…
*fawls bak wif a reeleef*
Ceiling Cat bless you, my child!
didz ai sneez?
iz nawt pleezed wif yu. Moar den yewzyall, dat iz.
ai mus has dis kitteh….aim suyr yu unnerstanz.
*grabs swete bebe adn runz awf*
*nawt tu bii sene ehgen…*
goyn, goyn, goyn wif teh kitteh!
But but but her blawngs heer wif uss in teh kitteh cawnvent!
kittehs is nevur convenshunal. Dey is alwais doin dere own fing.
her iz so beautimus kitteh aifinkso
ai luv teh lawng wiskers an teh bootiums floof!
Nawt sew mush teh “I know wat u did an ur goin tew HE** fer it!” eggspresshun.
mabee shi lik catnip, bat y shi mary it? end shudnt sisters not mary end devot demselffes tu ceiling cat?
***Pulbic Serviss Announcement***
Does u rember Cheezstock? U does? Then u weren’t there!
Teh Cheezstock Litterbox Set is now availamable for elebenty moneys a set so u can relive teh musics, teh muds and teh madness!
Bebbeh otters is standing by wif shiny sharpie pens so u can has ur set ottergraffed by all teh artitstes!
kthxbuy!
Ah’ll taik elebentee sets pleez, dey wil maik teh eggsalad Catmas giffs!
Also sootable for birfdays, bar mitzvahs and car-wash grand openings.
*drives Quandry up to car wash*
I drive a Huff, mahself
I dryv uh Hard Bargin…
Ai dribes a Tizzy.
ai dribez peeps tu drynk
Ai yooshlee dribes mai Selfnuts.
mai IRL frendz an famlee fink ai am teh crazee wen ai tawk bowt teh goins awn heer, dis wil sho dem jus eggaktlee haow sain wii awl r!
U is teh very sane! U does lots of sane things. Like…
Applying lipstick to a manatee
Bathing in packing peanuts
Carrying on wif peeps on teh lol*** site
D…
Danse danse dansing
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Eeting elebentee piez
Feline groovy
Gettin teh nawt-sekkond spawt (sumdai
Herdin kittehs
I….
Ignorifiyin teh peez whu nawt understans
Jumpins fur joy wens yu gets awn frunt paeg
Keepins kitteh saef frum teh ebil doggehs
L…
Likkin da Tootsee PopsikLOL (1…2…3…krunch)
Maykin LOLcatz uv ur oan
Nommin possum n oktapoos-shaypt chokklitz
O…
Orgamanizing festiviteez
Pummeling Trollz
Qwietly lolling at ur desk
R…..
Reekin havokz
Steelin shinee fings
Troll krokay
Unusulee larg manatees, swimmin wif
Veruca farmin
Wilin awai teh hourz
Xtreem kitteh wrasslin
YNG admirin
Zabaglione!
groovy.
*looks puzzlolled*
you know, i don’t merember being there, but it appears some form of mysefl was there. hmmm. They say if you can remember Woodstock, it means you weren’t there, so if I don’t remember being at Cheestock it means, I was…?! So I didn’t miss Cheestock by appearing on Dick Catvet sho in teh Cui Casserole Cookoff segment??
*wanders off humming to self in a Quandry*
Luk at dose eies – she sees rite fru yu an KNOES yr nawty thinkings!!!!
floofie goldberg in sister act 3
floofie goldberg, ai lubz it! ROFL!!
Herrow ebrione. Ai R back frum da land ob no puter.
Wellcom bak! Wuz tehre barez aot tehre in teh willdurniss?
Yay! *grabs BOM’s han an duz a happee I-haz-a-puter danse*
Walkum bakk!
WB ai hopes yur wifdrawl wuzn’t tu hards awn yu
Hellooooo BM!!! Welkom bak!
Ai kneow iz protest ob teh dai wifowt kittehs butt ai has goggeh picky ai jus has tu sharez wif yu cuz iz awlmost same luk on Baileygogz as dis kitteh has… ai nawt kneow bout teh capshun ai used but wuz teh bestest ai kud tink ob…
Bailey bee wun cayute puppeh an taht kitteh bedder wach hurr step, aifinkso!
cheep, eezy, disposabul danglee kitteh toy — teh kind ai makes fur teh shelter kittehs, when mine nawt steeling tehm!
Iz tu moar files uploading nao… parts 1 an 2 uv hao ai makes a mowse wif corking / spool nitting. Tehy iz cawled Simple diy toy mouse pt 1 an Simple diy toy mouse pt 2. Ai haz a sowree teh files be long… ai trai tu splain, an Seanya ax kweschuns tu clarifai. an in pt 2, ai had a cyoot black kwality control inspectur halping.
Ai gots tu go owt fur a bit, nao. Back later!!!
O, whoops. Major malfunction. Just NOT my day today. Hmph.
We reelee kneadz 2 gitz ur “Cat” bak frum da robo-phlonquais — U iz nawt da saym purr-sun wifowt it…
haz da robo phlonquais lefted an vyroos inna L*B’s pewter an dis bee kausin multiplol poastins uv da saim reeplie en diffrunt spawts?
doan wurri L*B – da kween, aahz & gremlin bee ondere wai tu da hoam uv da ebil robo phlonquais – dey wil breeng yu an “patch” ritten jest furr yu bai da microserfs dat wil fixify ebrifing…
ai wil let dems noe tu du dis wen dey pas bai mee onna wai tu redmund, microserfland….
*williboi goes tu setup refweschmint stand onna neerbye nortboun freewai*
*clappity clappity*
Was that Cory at teh end, there, getting in posishun to pounce?
Nope, foster-kittin, wun uv Cory’s stunt dubbles him uses tu halp drive Seanya insayn.
*clappity clappity*
Was that Cory at teh end there, getting in posishun to pounce?
*clappity clappity*
Was that Cory at teh end there, getting in posishun to pounce?
O.o – i just noo that sekkund pan-galactic garglol blaster wus two twomennies…. Ais seeing in tripplolcat!!!
Yup — U gottid ur braynz nokt owtta ur hed bai uh limmin peal rapt rownd uh larj gowld brik…
stoopy WP aet mai kudos tu yu
ai trie agains
kudos tu yu fur graet toi makins bideo an BIG kudos tu yur odderhaff fur teh grate idea habins yu slow down an zoomin in awn wut yu wur doins, iz eez tu see an uderstands
hims bery gud bideografur an yu iz bery creatib!
yur fingur nittin wuz liddle different den ai saws awn Utub wich hads meh wunderins hao yu maeds tayls dat wai, butt naow ai uderstans haow yu doez it so iz gud gud gud!
Ai guess ICHC be maed at mii, nuffin but(snerk) wun postee maid eet.
wp b aggervating sum dayz…… oooo… dotz!!
Kittymomma Superior wants to make shur yu noe yr Cat-ekism.
**sneeks in**
YOINK!
**sneeks owt wifakwikniss**
Hay! Noe b teh yoinkin Catz! We iz awlriddee teh lukkin 4 LCB’s missin “Cat” — we nawt b teh kneadin 2 lukk 4 anuvver Cat 2…
Butt…..teh floof! I finkso kitteh iz mebbe Mainly Coon.
WANT HARD!
Doant wii awl.
*sye*
*wandurs awf tu Nawtee Barn*
looks just like my kitty Misha!
o, rly? you can has all teh luck!
WP would bork teh dai ai gottid a cocomnut IRL. Cocomnutty gudness awl rappdid inna harry luvlee package!
ohai {{{parrothead}}}
cocomnutt? pleh pleh pleh! u cahn haz!
pleez tew wish meh gud luuk frends, haz tew goe tew wurks naow an
wii got bahd noos las nite, moar layoffs an peeps gittin dere jawbs cut bak. ai nawt kno yit eggaktlee ai am affektid. ai hoap tew fin owt tonite but it cud taik lawnger, wich bee stressin ebreewun tew teh max. pleez tew keep ur feengers crossid fer meh an mai cowurkers.
ohai {{{{{{bluesfan473}}}}}} **crawsis ebereefing** Aiz wishin gud finkings fur yu!
fank u {{{ph}}}
mai iiz a lil leeky an mai typin wurse dan uzual dere, ai nawt kno HOW ai am affektid, may bee owt alltogevver, may haz tew goe awn diffrunt shift, may haz tew taik lower graid jawb wich meenz less munnies……nawt kno.
Dat iz skeery, ai nose. Mai huzbing gottid himz ours cut, an minee got laid awf. Stoopy eekonamee!
*hoping for da best*
Ohai bf473! Ai weel shirly (adn hers 2) keep mai figners crossid fur U adn yur cow erkers (?), yesh ai well!
izzit jest mee oar iz da gnu lol laite?
hey! werez teh 3pm kitteh???
has cheez bene hyjakked bai teh ‘noe kittehs tudai?’
dem goggies haz borked ower lolcats!
dis bee WAR
Aidonuntfink it beez teh goggies. Ai just made teh fifth post on teh current loldog … an dat loldog wuz posted 6 howrs ago.
*can’t do maff today*
It wuz 3.5 howrs ago, aifinkso yesh.
OK — who steelified teh noon (PDT) lol?
Shud we be luukin fur lol***burglar?
Aifink teh NOcat peepl haz gottid it!
ai wuz tinkin teh same fing… ai neds mai lolcat fix
well dat duz maik moar scents dan dem goggies obertaiken da ICHC peeps an stawpin da praupurr n tiemly floe uv gnu lolcats.
Ai postponed mai breathin’ treatmint foar dis?
**storms awf inna
huffhaze***offers ride in Quandry*
**hops in Quandry adn iz dribben crazy lukin’ foar lost lolz**
Erm …. haz ennwun seed L*B? Mebbe teh pplz dat tayked teh gnu lol tayked owr kleptomaniacal frend azwell?
*haz a worree*
*startz to develop a pannik*
um, did sumwun tells me dat it am a sertin L*B’s birffday tuday or wuz dat jist an idol roomer?
teh Cheezpeeps obber at Cheezfrens am wishin L*B an apppe birffday is wy Ai axed……
an if it AM L*B’s day….PARTEE AT L*B’S HOWSE! Ai brings teh punsh!
Wut! Wut! Wut! Wee iz neglajaa, negleegent, um weez nawt gud!
awlrite!!!!!
Partay et L*B’s haus1111
aiz chure iffin L*B wuz hear she wood be inbitin ebribuddy ober tu hers haus fur da partay
….letz goe dere….wee can haz SURPRIZE PARTAY !!!!
Az fur az Ai noe, hur birfdai iz Oktobut teh fiff.
ssshh anni
♪ do we wanna know a sekrit?
dooo wah doooo
do we pwomise nawt to tell?
dooowah doo
whooooooooooooo , closer…
dooooowah dooo
lemme wishpurr in yr ear…
♪
Ai lubs taht sawng… sigh… bringz bak teh memereez…. Ohai joan e./sweet pee!
Well … we kud sillybrayte hur unburfday, then! Ai iz shur DAT wud be a surprize.
zactlee…aim chure wunset shee gits hoam shee wil bee berri surprized
Yesh yesh! **runs owt tu buy crepe papurs**
A berree merree unbirfdai tuuuu yuuuuu!!1!
*whispaz*
yu don tink teh cheez ar madd at mii fur steelun dis prettee kitteh, du yu?
Dey puttid owt 2 eggstra bideo wuns (at 9pm an 11pm cheeztiem) an sed it wud be a dai uv teh best bideos but teh rest haz bean reglur lols at yoshuel tiemz
Dis be gettin curiouser and curiouser. Dey putted up a gnu fail ober at FailBlog & pplz started commenting — den teh whole fing went *POOF* an disapparated into teh ether.
*cues mysterious muzik*
Ooooooer!
deed da failpeeps goe *POOF* tu? an wood dis be a Failblog Fail?
Jus dat fail disapparated (and awl teh commintz onnit).
Yesh – it seems to be a FailBlog Fail.
Whoop whoop whoop
neuw LOLcat ehlurt!!!
Ohai, did yoo awl ebber maik eeet to RedMond WA yet?? Cuz effn yoo cud stop bai n get meh, Ai iz kynda cloths.. awn teh wai as et twer…
Do you think dis hat make me look Catolick?
That would be Sister Mary Catnip of the Convent of Our Lady of the Perpetual Purr, I think.
Novice Hame?
wot I thot when nawt sekkund saw pikshur!!!! DW ref FTW!!!!