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Kittehs aer gud at ignoarin u
Conga Ratz Anni, Carosue adn L*B!
Thx PB. Aifink sum peepl haz taeken Nocat dai a step 2 far!
* Offurrs thin chiner cups of Url Gray Tee to nawt-sekkund celebs adn a plait ob sordid sammiches wifout crusts lyk tehy oosed to *
Cheese!!
* Iz taht wot happind! Ai fort her wos fallin apart! *
*Pulls up a chare, sips tea, noms a sammich*
*leans in to teh conversation*
Who’s fallin’ apart? And why when I sip my tea does it spill into my lap?
Ooh Sorree * Ai did sai thin chiner cups *
* PB duz nawt wont to shaik hiz hed coz he sore wot happined *
No, no, iz nawt folt of teh cups. Iz fawlt of day wifout cats! dey haz stolen all ov teh “cat” frum lcb, and lefted onny her mask and her (always charming) voyse!
Liek teh skellytun dat went in2 a bar an askt fur a beer an a mop….
A sammich works into a baa. Teh baaman says, “Sorree, we doan surve fud in heer. …
ooh – my faborite bar joke
a panda goe intu a bar, orders a serving of bamboo, finnishes it up, takes out a gun, shoots the barman and then goes away…
Why?!?
because the panda eets, shoots and leaves….
Comic sans wawkt into a bar an teh barman sed “sowwee, we doan’t serb ur type heer”
3 ropez go intu a bar. Barman sez, “We nawt serve ropes heer. Iz yu a rope?” Teh nawt-sekkund an sekkund ropes haz a stoopy an admit they iz, an get trowd owt. Teh fird rope goez in corner, curls self awl up, messes up hair, an comez back. Barman sez, “Iz yu a rope?” “No, ai iz a frayed knot.”
* PB mutters, ‘Mussed rimemba taht. Plz to sned it tu mi bi courier?’ *
Anni, yu r a font-ain of delight.
we’ll that in no times… r u roman?!?
Prysma-Kitteh, that is TOO PHUNNEH! I has just pastinged this note on mah Facebook update. I kleenings up teh lolspeak tho; I tries to yuse reglar tawk on mah Facebook so as nawt to “scare the straights.”
Ai cannawt taek teh credit… tho mebbe ai luks at it in teh lyte.
Seanya telld it tu me. Ai nawt du a gud job uv telling (oar rememering) jokes. 
LCB, whut has HAPPIND to yoo! Yor avatar luks lyke a liddlol bean! And yor CAT is missing frum yor nom, I mean naym!
*wrings paws* Whut to do, whut to do! * runs arownd in circlols*
*gasps* Yu don’t finkso LCB iz participatin in da ban awn cats on da inntertudes dai dew yu? Kuld it bii? Pleeze say it ain’t sooo!
I wunders iffn a (bery brave) purrson would fro stikky shugar water ober lcb, and den fros flour on top of that, she wuld bekom visiblol again?
*can’t stay to see whut happens, works to do, but haz a ckyurious*
If it duzzn’t work, a reskew misshun must be mounted.
An dey is good at nappin too!
Conga rats on da nawt sekund btw!
yes! Well, too!
Sampler kitteh gives u a sampling of hims scorn.
issnt it amazin that scorn luks like a gud nap! Multi=tasking genius!
I don’t know how they does it. Scornin’ and snorin’ at teh same time.
*shakes hed in wonder*
*wonder whose hed that was*
Stop taht, yu making me haz a dizzzzzeeeeee!!!!!!! *staggurs arown awl off balinse*
Oops, sry! I’ll un-does it.
*unshakes p-k’s hed wif a vigorous*
Hey! Hu burgled teh “cat” frum yr nayme. Yu go right out and burglol it bakk, missy. Or else teh internets will implode.
Wait, whut?
*looks in meeror*
OMG!!1
Tell me teh truth, now, bk. Does this mask make my nothing look fat?
Ize nawt falling fur dat old trikk queschun!
But heer’s to pondur…invisible=infinitely thin OR infinitely fat!
Go steels yrselff bakk frum teh day wifout cats peeples!
Also, I founded out teh bakery where yr phlonquais gets the pastrieez to go wif yr warm applol joos. Pikshoor ov it on Aug 28 Engrish.
*fawls daon in small heep, toadallee dizzee nao an nawt shur which way be up… oar daon… mebbe fawled up insted?*
Ai herd nuffin no matta wut u sed! *unles yu hav noms*
Jus lik wit hussibandz!
How true!!!
*getting down to business*
sleeping cat – shinee furr – regular breething – wurld peace inna purrkoat…
SPLORT!
Oh nose! Hold on, Nenne!
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights flasheding
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in room temperature spring water
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv pictures of babe otters on it
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads Nenne to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a lovely martoonie in a tall glass. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?
Oh mai CC!
Bee Baw Bee Baw Bee Baw! Maek wai fur teh CCC!
*suks up teh braynz wif a speshul brayn-vakyoom dat asso rinses dem wif fresh mountain watur*
*paks teh brayneeyum cairfullee bak in teh craineeyum adn replaes teh hedboan*
*tapey tapey tapey teh hed wif hello kitty dukky taep*
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)… finks aboot it adn snaps awn anudder CHRG(wdoi)*
*Tayks teh biktim tu a nys cumfee chare in teh splort rekubbery lowndge adn wrap inna beeg floofy bloo blankie wif a cuppa hawt koko*
Okai, nao rest a wyle adn no lukkin at teh lols fur a bit! Adn pleez tu remembur tu put awn teh anti-splort gear nekst tym!
*luks up weekly*
this seem tu happin alot lately!
Fangs guise!
O.o – chocklit! O.o Martoonies!
*ponders* can these be miksed?!?!
sipsipsip – hic – sipsipsip
Mmmm, Nenne, I was just weighing the advantages of hot chocolate vs. martoonie – it never occured to me to make a hot chonklit martoonie! Sort of like coffee with whiskey, eh?
yesh – and hot choncklit with bayleis!!!
mi first!
*whispers* It is nawt a gud eye deer 2 claym dat u aer first – it’s `barrassin wen u aer rong! We trie 2 sai sumfing witty bowt teh pikchoor den iffn u aer nawt sekund u will be offurred congratshumalayshuns, drinks an dansis. We doan’t liek 2 yooze teh “f” werd – we fink it iz moar purrlite 2 sai nawt sekund oar fruvest frum last. Plz 2 aksept dis as kindlee adbies, nawt kritisisum!
wel, aktualy eye neeu eye wassent first caws, eat wos sarc…sacra…wos sopos tu bi a juk.
wel, aktualy, eye nid adbies! how u mak da skuer u have to not be ugly lik min, but wid a kitteh pictoor lik urs? were mi chanje eat?
‘”f” word’ XD
Here’s how u can add a avatar to ur WordPress profile. U can also go to gravatar.com to add a avatar to ur e-mail address. (no video for that yet; will has to does one when I becomes visimible again)
g thx.
hmmm…shud eye sed:
“wel, aktualy eye neeu eye wassent not-second”
becos eye rilly did not has bin second, so saiin eye wasent not-second is rong. no?
Strypee Napz Kitteh
habz purr~fekkt playss 2 followz
t3h Pryme Dirrekktivv
T3h Pryme Dirrekktivv
4 Kittehz iz 2 Napz andz
den duz wut dayz wawntz!
Strypee Napz Kitteh
coodz Napz awn Windo Sill, but
diz amz mutch bettah
Jack.
Stoopy hoomin, yer nawt werf the effert to ignoar, Ail jest nap untilz yew fines a weigh tew be wervey uf muh attenshun (herez a hint – toona).
Hmmph, I for wun has nawt had a qat yet hoo will ignorifying meh. Insted, I has had wun hoo follered me arownd and sat with himz paw tuching me, always. And wun nao hoo prantzes abowt in frunt of meh at awl okkayshuns: luk at ME! luk at ME!!!
Wher DUZ these peeplols git theyr idears of ignorifying felines? Hmmph!
Pfffft, trai hazing 7 foster kittehs an a CoryBear whu awl wanting yur tenshun alla thyme!!! Ignoarifying nawt happin heer!!!!!
See – must be sum kynd of MYTH that peeplols has mayd up. Or mebbe lyke teh Eestur Bunneh? Peeplols beleefs in these fings but purrhapz nobunny has ever reelly seen them . . .
Iffn a kitteh iz nawt hongree an finks u haz uffendid hims dignitee, him wull ignoar u – speshullee iffn u haz biziturs an u wanna show dem wat a lubblee lubbin kitteh u haz!
yes n kitteh will use yor vizitors coats az a skating rink
Darlin. ai donn t wan t puufect. ai wawunt juust bi happi.♪
A kweschun, ai haz wun. Ai gunna make a bideo uv hao ai makes teh toy mowses wif corking / spool nitting / whateber coz a fren wants. Ennywun haz an innerested an ai shud post link heer? Ennywun want me tu making lil bideos uv teh uvver toys ai make fur HS?
yesh and yesh
iz awlwayz gud tu kneow hows tu maek kitteh toiz
an maibeh pepz will finds it fun an donaet dem tu dere lolcal HS
*an cee kyoot kittehz an brins wun hoem*
Okee.
Gonna has to make a trip owt tuday tu thrift stoar an dollar stoars, see if ai can find moar cheep hevvy yarn… ai running lo, an teh thinner, softer stuffs ai haz, nawt so gud fur teh toys. Ai go gets better dresst n fings, an get Seanya tu bideo taype stuff. 
Whevver toys get maked in bulk fur shelter kittehs, oar fur wuns own kittehs, habing moar toys be always gud, an cheep toys tehy lyk be eben better! (Myne having lots uv toys, an still steel teh cheepy kwik-an-eezy wuns ai make!
)
iz teh nawt heaby yarns nawt gud cuz iz dangerus fur kittehz oar jus nawt strongs enuff fur kitteh playins?
Nawt-hevvy yarn 1) taeks longer tu making fings wif, but moar importintlee, 2) iz eezier fur kittehs tu chew thru an pawsiblee swallow, which be bad-bad-bad. Also, 3) aifinkso teh hevvy yarns gibs it a teksture they lyk better. Ai maked a mowse wif thin softee yarn last nyte, an tehy nawt lyk neerly as teh hevvy, nawt-as-softee stuffs.
gud, aifautso ai shud aks, ai nawt wants tu gibs kittehs sumfin iz nawt gud
ai will luks at teh bideo tu sees teh gud yarn yu uzes so ai can luks fur it…nawt much tu chews frum round heer 
aifinkso ai iz gunna maek lawng cord ai can hangs frum doornobs fur tu maek “doorbells” fur tu halp haous trayn goggehs. Wurked gud fur mai goggeh wen ai mades wun fur him.
Wens ai wud taeks him owt ai wud tuch teh bells an bery kwickly hims lerned tu tuch teh bells himselfs tu lets me kneow hims needed owtsyde
Ai dunno ifs it will wurks fur oder goggehs, Baileygogz wuz ez tu trainz, hims trainded meh preedy much.
Wens hims wuz dun owtsides hims wud sit tween mai legs facins teh same wai ai wuz tu tells meh hims was dun an reddy tu goez bak insydes.
Hims wuz wai tu eez, ai wuz awl reddy fur tu loze sleeps an kleen messys wif bebbeh puppy but hims wuz jus qwick… ifs ai get nudder goggeh aiz sur will nawt beh dat eez agains
Very very clever — yu an Baileygoggie bof!!!!
Yesh pls! Mai kittehs sez dat ai niids tu lern gnu fings tu maek as awfrings foar dem.
Mai bestist toi foar kittehs bees teh Beeg Catnip Sok: yu niids teh kottin toob sok, an TU beeg hamfuls ob catnip. Poot teh TU hamfuls ob nip intu teh tow ob teh sok, pak it tite, an den tai a not in teh sok, clows tu teh nip. Tern teh cuf ob teh sok insied owt, sew dat teh nip an teh not nao bees enclowsd innit. Eever tai anuvver not, oar sew teh owpin end shut. Dis maeks a toi beeg enuf tu hug an ressil an bunneh-kik.
taht sowns reely ez an ai bets teh kittehz jus lubs dem!
Ai wunner if ai can finding bebben socks at thrift stoar… *ponders* Eben a lil nip be gud fur shelter kittehs whu haz a board…
An yes, kittehs demand teh offrings. Ai haz tu giving a tithe uv awl toys ai make tu teh rezident kittehs.
But they DUZ be berry halpful test sujjects!
A gud an EZ toy is to take emptee toylit-papur rolls an cut dem in haff an den pinsch one end shut an fassen wif dukky taep, an den put a littul dry rice inside an pinsch teh uther en shut an fassen it.
It rolls nisely an maeks an innersting noyse. Also yu cud fassen som fat yarn loops on one end of it.
kitteh sez,”ignorin hyoomin, just anudder serbice Ai offurs…”
unless yu gots gooshiefuds, den DAT’S anudder storee…..hmmm
telefone answering kitteh says “yer cawl is very important to us. pleese staying on teh line and your call will be ignorified in the order receeved. kthnxhahaha”
hmmm. i aer lukking for a kitteh that won’t ingore me.
kitteh sez, dream on…
test
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