You’re gonna sit in that? On purpose?! What is WRONG with you?
but wheer will mah chikken go den?
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Mah sink – I lets yoo shayr it!
*frum last thred, is still riding on Ruby teh Hummingburd side by side with teh behbeh cat which we stole frum teh firemens to give LCB back her gud naym*
WHEEeeeeEEEEE!!!!!
Kittn sez: Merrowwww?
haz yu gawt da fyremens yoosin da sireens n flaschen lytes tu git thru da 520 trafik?
Yesh, yesh. We has teh CAT – check!
We has teh firemens – check!
Nao awl we needs is wun LCB!!!!
And don’t furget that Aahz defeeted teh krewel Robo-Phlonquaiz too! Nao we is set! *rubs paws gleefully*
*thundruss clappity clappity uv floofy pause*
woot woot aahz………woot woot gremlin…….woot woot kweenmj
whel aifinks yu shuld goe tu da partay et hurr haus an weight furr hur dere….aster awl, sheez hasta kum hoam sumtiem
‘K then. I goes to LCB’s haus to wayt with yoo. Shirley we will see her ther!
dere iz beeg surprize unburfdai partay furr L*B’s et hurr haus tew.
ebribuddy iz inbited!!!
HOORAY fur gremlin!!! Leeding teh pak whilzt riding Ruby an carrying LCB’s cat an teh fireman!! WOW!!!
Awlso reelee kwik were ~
Politicol Humor
Catena
Wud yoo laik to see teh Gerblols doo a littlol dans??
An tehn – we cud awl hav tee an Peech PI!!!
J4K, that sownds wunnerful! PleezABigPieceOfPi, with cinnamon ice kreem, kthx
oyez, tankee!
(sorree…TRL bene demandun)
OK!!! FRESH PEECH PI FUR EBREEWUN!!
Nice an hawt – wif cinnanomnom Eye See Cream!!
An heer iz tee – Yur Awl Grey, hawt, ov corse! Wif shugar, milk, lemmings – ebreething.
An ov corse a pot ov Fresh Brood cawfee, too!
An nao let uz watch teh cyoot littlor Gerblol, dansing teh littlol harts out!
Tehy just LUVS teh dansing!!
Corse, tehy moastlee runs in cirklols, but awl teh bobbing an weeving in an aut – KWITE intreecayte, akshoolee!!
*Takez lemming owt uv tea and setz him free.
*lemming goez run, run, run and fawlz off tablol.
*Psnert*
ahh wud lub sum pi peeze
*pulls into driveway after a hard day*
*remembers she forgot to remember to buy milk*
*pulls out of driveway*
shssshhhhhhhhh ebbrybuddy bee kwiet! shush 1! shees hear!
ged readdi!
*giglol*
*williboi rememburs she furgawt tu feed da ebilbengalboi
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*williboi kwietly sneeks owt da bakdoar*
Miz self iz durty.
tiym fur eh baff?
Hyoominz iz teh weerd.
oh fankees ICHC iz nawt borked noe moar
dun speek tu fazt willy boy, ai can gets intu mai profyle if ai us mai link wif neo prublem but in heer it sais ai has tu log in… iz still bein weerd
iz yu lawged inn at Wierd Prezzle?
Datz nawt haow U iz spowsta tayk baff… Let kitteh shoa U haow itz dun…
Do kinda want!
U DEW noe taht dere is WADDUR in dere?
*kittehgassp*
My kitteh finds da baff water FACINATING!
Main tu, butt (snerk) her add myerz it frum afar. Teh toylit, tu.
Main lykes to sit on de ledge an dangle herz tayle in da bubbols.
Jean drinx the watter…
heeeeeeee! 1st time my 2 previous cats saw me getting ready to get into a full tub, their eyes goggled! i could practically hear them say, “are you going in there???” so i told them, yeah, i was getting in there, & they looked back at me like, “but that’s water!!!!!!” @>)
later, quizzical went through a stage of overcoming her fears, like staying in the room when I ran the vacuum cleaner & lounging on the side of the tub during my bath w/juuuust the tips of her paw pads touching the water…only, 1 time she fell in! got back out real quick, though, poor thing! then there was the time she licked at the water (like your jean, chessie)…had herself a little drink of anom soup!
I guess no one was nawt sekund since this was apparently posted at 9 and the first responce is listed at 9:35 >:(
Dere wuz a brayd fur nawt sekkund at 9:35 — teh lol wuz tardee.
Oooh – ai see nao. Teh lol iz lyin about its tardiness. Tsk!
da lol iz an LION ?
cheezez sliced..geddin teh kar!
Dey aer tryin 2 maek it lukk az iffn we wuz awl asleap!
Oh! Aifink dat hooeber is furvest frum last watebber teh tiem sez gets teh congrats!
I finxo da 9:45′s have it.
Ooops, I ment 9:35s.
nope ai wills nawt reconginze teh nawt sekunds nope nope nope nope nope nope
…sry ai iz felin grumpeh an aiz jus nawt uzed to et
Aw, Kerri… whaifur yu grumpee? Dr ToofyCat hurted yu?
WP waytid till we had neerlee gibben up! Ai wuz sendin an emeow to mai littul sistur!
Ai wuz…..*gasp*……cleening haose! There! I said it! *haz a emm bare assed*
wellol… u habs an emm bare ass(!)ed… ai habs a uncleendid howse… hoos beddur awf?
Hey! You sit in dere, you get all rinklee! Srsly.
*Gets wrinklol cream, industrial size*
Yip kitteh, hoomanz doo crazi tings. Mmm. Hmm.
Parteeeeeeee?? Kin ai com 2???? Aifinkso yoo awl r nawt tew fawr frum heer ef yer neer teh 520..
::::::::::::: LK stanz awn kurb en RentTown wif posable fun stikkin owt:::::: =}
taht wuz ‘posable FUM…
*williboi n gremlin stawps inn rent town onna wai souf an piks up LK*
wheee………awf tuda PARTAY at L*B’s haus!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hanz caik 2 Willybio, wif pologeez…juz memeberd ai gotz a pointmunt… “pleez 2 gibs mai regardz 2 L***B wen yoo finz her… B-byee 4 naow…” Hoppz awn teh publick tranper tashun 2 Rent Town…
okai – bai furr nao LK
‘posible *fun* sounds good too!
The utter surprise in the cats eyes is priceless
Tahkeee, Willyboi! Ai’s gotz mail partee hats awn, wif teh lytbulb remoobd… Nyce 2 seez u bof!
Alsew brotted a huje caik, white choklit wif teh kurls ub the fynest shabed darc choklit awn tawp, frawsted wif razzlberri eycingz… n teh banilla Bloo Bunni eyce creemz…
Ai wantz wun uf thos jerkussi bafftubs wit teh doo-dadz, litez an musicz an eberiting! Ai wan wun fur eberiwun an der kittehz alsew. Wit bubbolzbath an firemenz wit Chippidale bowtiedz surfan whor-durviez an cham-pain ina oldie stile glazzes. An a kitteh. Kthnxbai.
Otay. Dem kan shtop ober awlsew. Dey prowbablie needz a baff.
Whors drivers iz called jockies?
*settlols een jerk uzi wif lawts uv bubblols an floofy kitteh an yeller caek wif choklit frawsting an cawfee* ai no haz happitayl todai, ai hyde heer from teh stoopy pleh RL…
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy running late today (IRL, gots sikk kid at my howse – teh piggy floo haz catched us
him shuld be okay but needed trip to dr. tinycat, an trip to store for chikkin noodlol soop an hand sanitizifyer, an lots ob taking care ob) i see tehr iz alreddy a party going on upthred!! so i will add a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to omgaliownslol an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today, along wif tasty fudjy cakes, buttery yello cakes wif crunchy topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an sinse it iz being anti-day-wifowt-kittehs day, wind-up kitteh boblolhed akshun figyrs, kitteh beenie-bag plushies, kandee (nuffing to do wif kittehs, just iz nommy), an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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fankees Burfday fairy……………wee wil jest delibers awl dis gud stuf tu da partay et L*B’s haus…….
ohai cheezfrens! iffin yew hazzent hurd dere iz an unburfdai partay fur L*B et hurr haus an ebbribuddy iz inbited!
butt shush… shhhhhhhhhhh … iz SURPRIZE fur L*B
ohai Burfday fairy, ai wud liek wun ub everyfing peeze
Happi Burfdai Cheezpepz!
Ooooh – ai hoap teh kidlet iz teh ok soon & dat nobuddee else in teh famblee gets sik.
{{{{{burfday fairy & hur famblee}}}}}
Fankz, bootimous fairy! Happi burfdai omgaliownslol! Mai ewe haff mani moh, mai ewe haff mani moh, mai ewe haff mani moh BURF-DAI-IIIIIIIIIZZZZZ, mai ewe haff mani moh!
sry! ai iz a liddle slo tudai an ai didn ebun reed teh nawt sekund parts ub yur posty
Ai hopez yur kidlets gets helfy reel qwik! rembebur sleeps lets yur imunny systemz wurk twice az much az wen yu iz awake so lawts ub sleepies iz gud gud!
Tanks again fur teh tweets, ai cans ony habs teh icycrem tuday butt(!) dats moor den gud enuff fur meh
Ohai, cheezfrends! Happy burfday and ai hopes ebryone is well nd has a happytale today! Ai wood laik soem fudgy caeks, tat wood be awesum! Dees dais haz a buzy wif teh kids goin 2 skool. Swweeets wood hit teh spots!
oh hi i pinks kittyz hab taken ober to dai nobodi on goggie pagez i did countz nuot maniz ICHC winz yeah clappty clappty, big hugz, likkle pinki noz and pasz lub and kizz to eberybodi we won
Thanks for this…it says it all …and very well.