what you means you like long walks
what you means you like long walks on the beach and candlelight conversations ? You sits around here in your underwear drinkin beer and watchin football all da time.
u shud nivver trust dose online datin sites.
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Kitteh akts as konshuns!
Yay for fastfingured Anni?!?
Tea, cawfee an ginger shortbreeds for all!
and I fink theres a awldaycatday speshul at the tye-bootiek, wif speshul noo kitteh ornamints!
Corrugations, Anni! Ohai Nenne!
* Ooh Ginga shortbroodz, mai faborite! *
Thx Nenne! Juss tiem fur a kwikk cawfee an shortbred b4 Ai haz 2 goe owt. Ai wull miss teh nekst 2 lols! Spoze Ai can catsh up laytur tho!
Ohai, evreebuddee. Ginger shortbreds and cawfee! Just what I need at this hour (it’s early here in MerryLand and still pitch black out). Happy to see all the LOLs the big Cheez put out.
Mmmmmmm Q.!!
Gingrrrrr shortbreds! An cawfee.
Cuz ai am just sitting around in mai unnerware Tai Ping heer an am too layzee to go an get mai own!!
But wait! Ai cant! Ai dont hav ene ov mai own!
*sigh*
Guess ai’ll just hav to go fur a lawng wawk awn teh beecn.
LOL!! Wich we doo awl teh taim, becuz we CAN!!!
Moar liek sholder basemint kitteh gifs ebil advise!
Kitteh noes best!
if at leest u were watching LOLs!!
Iffn we aer gettin a nyoo lol ebbri ower, haow am Ai goin 2 get ennifing dun 2dai!
I have meetings today, so I’ll pop back an fawrf…
Okey! Sea yu tu if yoor hear l8r! Aisle juss poot mai feetz up foar a Lol oar too!
“RWARRK.…Polly wanna cheezburger…”
…not even Sept 19 yet
“purrrawk..kitteh wanna cheezburger…”
“purrrawk..kitteh wanna cheezburger…”
GMTA!
mugglemary says:
September 9, 2009 at 12:53 am
“purrrawk..kitteh wanna cheezburger…”
rodney dill says:
September 9, 2009 at 1:19 am
GMTA!
rrrrr ai was totallee zoned owt wen ai logged in. iz mai fridae! happee caterday!
dis iz teh crazi pages 2dai
is it just mii, or duz tihs kitteh remine enneewun els (bsides prysma-kitteh ob cors) ob teh korybehr?
It duz remind prysma uv teh Cory-bear… when him waz much smaller taht him is nao!
grrrr stoopee weird press
wus suppose tew be bai rod d.’s parrut imitayshun..
I tried to add my GMTA to mugglemary’s
An now they ar there!!!
An wehn ai copied an paysted tehm up there, tehy WERENT!!
WP – teh Wierder Press!!!
Troof Tellurr Kitteh
knoez hurz Bee Gye awl 2 wellz.
Himz shoodz stawpz fibbeeng!
Troof Tellurr Kitteh
shoodz reezistz t3h urrj 2 Nomz
awn hurz Beeg Gye’z hayr
Troof Tellurr Kitteh
willz fikkz Beeg Gye’z E~Mayo.
Maykz it awwwwwlll bettah!
Jack.
An there’s nuthing laik “awwwwwwwwlll bettah!!1″
Thankz, az awlwaiz, Jack, fur a muchlee needed moarning smyol!
Trooth-in-advertizing kitteh is . . . troothful.
awlso toothful effen yu kepe lyun!
lol jack
love teh “Bee Gye” !
r weeze sending ninja kittehs to goggie sytes tdai? aifinkso.
if you goes to our friends IHHD, yew might see sumfing. maybe. just maybe.
Serfing kitteh iz in yur site!
IHHD????
I Has Had Dog?!?
Whispurrz: I Has a Hot Dog (Loldogs) * Heez posted in teh goggie page, heh heh *
Thankz PB!
Oh, bai teh way – did yoo know taht Phillipe d’Beaker wuz once knowm az just pb????
If yoo reelee go reeding teh Legendz an Lore – yoo will need to noe that, too.
Hmmmmmm. . . .maybee we need yet ANOTHER plaice that sez hoo peepl were heer. Menee hav chanjed naymes fur wun reeson oar the otter.
Teh furst fyoo taims ai did it, ai akshoolee uzed mai own reel nayme – becuz it ses “Name (required”) an ai dint know ene bedder!!
Wuz ur naim Rumpelstiltskin ?
Heeee heee!!! Taht is NOT mai nayme!!
Ai went. Ai saw. Ai laffed.
O! Trooth in advertizing kitteh, a winnar iz u!
pass me another beer!
Ai finks dat dis kitteh must bee re-fur-ink to mai huzbind…teh stuffz about teh unnerware adn beerz adn footbawl, anneewaiz…
=^..^=
Mebbe he is responding to an online personals ad:
“If yoo like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you’re not into yoga, if you halv half-a-brain.
If you lyk making luv at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You’re the luv that I’ve looked for, come with me, and escape.”
Ah yesh, a 1980s eerwurm – itz mah gift to yoo today!
Oh thankz!! A gift a day maeks. . . .wun verree gifted???
/snicker
bawt ai tawt eet wuz ceiling cat hao gafe teh gud advies…..basement cat shud bii sayun ‘yeah, yeah, datz teh tikkut!’
BC on this sholder givving gud advyce. Purrhaps CC on teh other sholder givving bad advyce. Whut is this – April fool’s day? *snikkr*
Kittehs nebber follo hyoomin ekspectayshuns… iz in teh Manyual. If hyoomins ekspect sumfing, must du opposit. Eben BC an CC follo teh Manyual! (Altho part uv teh Manyual sez, “du nawt always follo teh Manyual, tehy will ekspecft that.
)
kitteh seez thru yu
Luk owt or yull get matcshed up with “21-yr-old blonde babe wif meshurments 40-24-36 hoo has munny to burn an lieks fast cars an futball”.
..=・ェ・=..
My cats, keep telling me to get my butt off the net! Yes, even though it was a week spent of playing Hello Kitty Online closed beta. You’d think, they’d let that go, it’s promoting the happah of kittahs.