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Congrats, anni, on gittin’ teh tawp spot! Ar ther noms or drinkees or dantzes yoo wuld injoi today?
Ai juss had dinnur, so juss drinkies thx. 2 full fur noms oar dansis!
Why of korse! Sumthing kold? Or sumthing hawt?
*hands anni a tray feechuring sevral of her fayvrit drinks* Halp yorself!
Thx, juss a smawl glass uv red whine wud be gud.
*passes o’er red whine from Orange and Tina, Souf Amerrykah*
iz missin something, yes?
*snatches away glass whiff a qwikness*
Wye u snach mai whine awai?
*looks dids gruntle’d* i tried to post a note, ackshully FREE posts, to tale you i was mixxing up sumfing, but ratzenfratzen Wart Press hadz teh AUDACITY!!! to not post them.
*blood presshure rising*
hrumpph!!
comes back with redwhine from Orange and Tina, but with Missy Elainey Us froots schimming innit. Try dat…
Ah, thx! Dat sownd tastee an nootrishus.
Ai thort praps Ai had uffendid u sumhaow!
stoopy Wart Press be my enomy todae… grrrrrrr.
Ok, u ratz, line up!! Wii gotz us a *pawzez tu kownting* FORE WAY TY!! wif Annipuss in deh plais uv onner!
*deh ratz kum straggling owt uv deh rat howse*
Wuzza matter?!?!?! U guyz owt partying tu late agin lass nite???
Holidaze is awlwayz trubblolz.
Kum on, git a move on Derryl!!
Stop slowching, Maria!!!
Ok, evverbuddy in deh lion?? Wairz Sam??
SAM!!!! git owt heer!
*bangz on rat howse wif a stikk*
*Sam crawlz owt*
OMCC!! Luk at u! Tut, tut, tut.
*Komz Samz hairz*
*findz himz conga owtfit and halpz Sam putting it on*
Ok, everrbuddy lined up now?
Wun, tow, free . . . .
Kong-ga, kong-ga, KONG-GA!!!!
Kong-ga, kong-ga, KONG-GA!!!!
Kong-ga, kong-ga, KONG-GA!!!!
Thx mai cween. U shore noe haow 2 get doez rats werkin!
Itz nawt eezee!!! dey b moar trubblol dan dey r werf sumdaze!!
Rodent wrangling skillz, yoo has them!
Speeking of which, I hasn’t seen Maus arownd for a whyle. *has a sad* I wunder whut happind to heem?
Lass tiem he wuz heer, he sed dat RL wuz berry bizzee. Ai miss him 2!
Amazing! Well dun, well dun! *applauds floofily*
Oh mai GUDNESS, cweenmj!!!
Waht hav yoo DUN!!!
Teh poor littlol Conga Ratz!! Today wuz there day off! Luk – teh dansing Gerblol were taiking their plaice!!
LOOK!!
paws4thot says:
September 8, 2009 at 3:13 am
Seben wai tai AHFINKSO!!!
Conga GerbLOLs Shoo Laysez wun & awl!!
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JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
September 8, 2009 at 3:19 am
OHAI paws4thot!!!!
Hao nice to see yoo! Izzit teh luckee seven that browt yoo ar way??
Oh, an now we hav dansing GerbLOLs, too??? Wehn teh Ratz ar awn vacayshun? Oar fur teh Matinees?
paws4thot says:
September 8, 2009 at 4:05 am
Teh ratz can haz dai off.
LOL!!! Kwik!! Itz a Conga!! Get in teh lion!!!
no swimming without a budedy!
That would be a buddy! Comgrabyourelations, anni!
Thx KM!
purrble kitteh eetur
It wuz a wun-horned, wun-eyed, flying purplol kitteh eeter!
!run fur yur libes!
Poussin-toed, under-growed flying purplol kitteh feeder.
Teh purplol kynd, itz dedlee!!!!
And hongree . . . verreh verreh hongree!
congarats, anni
Thx!
♪lavender’s bloo kittehkitteh
lavender’s green,
♪l Wen u am King, kitteh kitteh,
I will b CWEEEN!!!!!!!
*snikker*
who tol’d you so, silly kitteh?
who toll’d you so????
‘Twuz mine own hart, silly sweetpee,
Dat told mii so!!!
*waves white flag 0 truce*
Lavender’s green, dilly, dilly, Lavender’s bloo,
Ifyoudon’t spray me, dilly, dilly, I wont skweesh you.
Let the burds’ sing, dilly, dilly, And the lamb’s play;
Dey shalt be safe, dilly, dilly, out of harm’s way.
*singz in harmony wif joan e mitchlol
Kawll up ower frenz, kitteh, kitteh
Let dem awl play
Sum wif deh string, kitteh, kitteh
Sum in deh hay.
Sum in deh sun, kitteh, kitteh
Sum wif deh mowse
Whilst you and I, kitteh, kitteh
Run frew deh howse.
applesoss x elebenteas!!
*runrunrunrun through da howze*
*breaks spensive vahz*
*looks innocent*
goggie diddit, right?
Absolute~ally!!
now I must go duze deh lawndreez… *sigh*
It wuz fun singing wif u, Mary0!!
wee maek good partners in crime/blaeming goggie! haz fun whif da londre!
That wuz a reelee prittee dooette. Yoo an teh cween do indeed siing well. . .a meen. . .maek gud partners in crime togezzer!
Ob coarse! Kittehs nebber du sush fings. Kittehs am reefind.
Wit dem innit, is kyootsand, not kwiksand!
Troo, dat!
Kwik – heres how to exskape: lie flat on yr baks an spred owt to taek up as much rume as possible, then
*zzzzzzzz*
o nevur mind.
*ratzenfratzenwhere’s my commint?? just becuz i mist da Cheezstock dey be totchuring me???*
*regains composture*
*re submitz tong twister*
burple blankee burping bitteh kittehs. hrmph. say dat elebentee times fast, WP. canna? hah. i thotso.
out of the purrrrple primordilol ooooze emerges a noo spee she’s with teh lazer eyes; goggies soon to be ex stinked?
goggiez awlwayz stinked.
Kwik! Frow us a roap! Er at lees sum uv taht fuzzee string wii lyke sew mush!
*batbatbatbatbatbat*
Iz going down for third time…
Swweeeet peeeeaaaa!! Ai meens Joni…der yoo izzz!
ohai!! i yam back. where wuzzi? whew, i was teh abduktified by alieyens because joan e mitchlol’s voice was ackshully *attractifying* teh aliens, and i was teh lazy adn not signing to *repel* teh aliens, adn tehy sneek’d in teh solol sistems’ backdore. not to worry, the aliens was teh friendly (but, shall we say not too bright because they be from a dim star) but i finkso they aer copying my b0rg tendriltechnololologies…
Ai hazznt seed yoo 4ebber!
how you aer? good to seeyoutoo!
trapped in La Brea Carpets
WIN!!!!!!!!!!
Lebenty burgerz fur u rodney!
Schmooo!
rodney’s bin HAWT today!
Tahnk yooo… Ai em glad yoo gots awai frum teh alienss..taht mussta bin skeery!
Ai hopez tehy payz yer roialtees..
an Aifinkso we boff mysted a gud tyme wen teh Cheezstock happnd… taht wuz full uv WIN.. Tuk meh awl dai 2 reed awl teh funniez..
gess cuz Ai em kynda slo… sigh…
noes, you not dat slo. i waz so late…
♪…by the thyme i gottoo Cheezstock
they were haf elebenty strong
runnin round da goggies in sillybration.
Then the dreamy lolling kittehs
readed catptions in the sky
And they were chasing butterflies
Cheering up all nations…
We chase staaaaaaardust♪
We are golollden♪♪
And weve got to let ourselves…
Lol in teh garden.
Well, um, Ms., er, Mitchlol… if u send me teh most compleat version of ur song that u has, we can staple it on to teh Cheezstock Litterbox Set. lolcatburglar at gmail dot com. kthxorducktapeurchoice
Oh yes!! We Awl want teh comPLEAT vergin!!
[channnelolling Sally Fielolds} rllyrllyrlly? you rlly like me adn my vershun? okayz i werkz onnit.
pea ess: will i get rich on da royLolties?
U’ll be as rich as creases.
*holds up bebbeh otter*
*looks skeptiklol*
too bads the presense ov babbeh otters nao ootomaticamally meens that a lie iz in progress. Dat GP has a muchness to an-swear to.
oh, joan e. mitchlol, yu did NOT miss cheezstokk. Don’t yu remember? I picked yu up in Connettykut and flied you in, bakk in time. Yu wuz there!
O wait, I hasn’t pickied yu up in the futre yet. But yu wz there in teh past.
I no it sounds confuzzling, but yu can figgur it out, sinse yu hasz two heads (yr analyst told me).
Ai musta skeerd ebrywon awf… okai buh-byee…
Iz bakk.
ohai doan leaf lunakitteh!
ai doan tink youse skerred dem awf….mehbe confloozled cuz yew iz nawt replyin tu dere cawmints butt startin a gnu wun ebbry thyme?
Ohkay, iz cuz mai kumpyoooter es slow n den Ai is comfoozled… teh cawmints duzznt showz upp unteel Ai tihnk tehy haz leff…
mehbe yu iz bean mawderated bai wierdprez? oar iz jest sloe innerweb konnexshun?
due yew gawt sonshine in skeedadol yet oar iz stihl froggy owt?
aiz in Pacific (at wurk) an wee haz sonshine an da mountin iz awl whyte agin! :_D
Wheez gotz sonshine todai… iz naice… n Ai shud be owtsyd gettin sum vida mind Dee… wer iz yoo in Pacific ? Ai es reely en RentTown.. Snooow on teh moutin awlreddy?
aim jest a phew blaux awf valentine & 167. ai ken sea Mt. Rainier owt mai windoe onna sekkund floar iff ai leen forewurdz ah bitt. et wuzz gittin aweful daark grai lais munth kuz wuz sew dri – butt dat ench pluz ov rayne dis weekund haz terned et awl purty whyte agin. ai hurd onna news yezturdai dere wuz 12″snoe fell bove 6000 feat awn Sundai
Dis royal morass culd turn intew uh majestic
cuddlol puddlol purty quick aifinkso.
**grabz snorklol**
Ai yam goin’ in.
ohnoes! NC haz dizzapeered inna purpol/bloo goo!
hau kan wee reskew hymns wen hee bee da zact saim kulor az da goo?
HALP!!!! cawl da Fyremens!!! HALP!!!
**pawnders** ai nawt shur ai wanna bii reskewed
Ai iz mired in floofy blurple eggstacy
*snorglol snorglol snorglol*
:gigglol:
blurple!
Shudn’t u sai “Pardin” wen u burple?
*grumple…grumple …fanks anni*
Ai wil sai “pardin” jest az sune az i gits da kokonut caek awffa mai skreen & keyburd
*dems lil peases uv kokonut iz stuk beetwen da kees! kant reech
wil haz tu goe owtcide & rinzen et awf*
bee rite bak!
We wuz sumwair neer teh ej ub teh dezurt, just owtsied teh littarbawks when teh nip began to kick in
*gigglolz*
*Cheezstock flashbak*
Yew eber get dat sinking feline?
win!
Tastes liek graype jelleh!
on a seperat sujectz – i watchez wit my hooman old kirk duglass fillmz and now iai tink i changez my name to – Smudgacus!
jest bee chure tew tell et tu da Smudgkins
Kirk wuz adorlable, huhz!???
my hooman sez ‘now DAT iz a movie starz’
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Lakebutterfly an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! today i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday cakes, red velvit caeks, iskreem, purpol party punch, an poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms!! an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht make purpol sparkles wen tehy bownse, ittybitty sekrit diyarees/liddle blak books wif sekrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, an sparkly flutterby stikkers!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all your burfday wishes come troo!
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fanks burfday fairy, ooh fudgy caeks tu goe wif mai kokonut caek sumwun brawt too wurk.
kweschun: Hau due yew noe yew iz spendin tew mush thyme onna innerwebs?
annsur: wen yur nawt sekkund thot awn seaing caek inna lonchroom iz: Oh noes we haz Trolls!
Burfday fairee es sew wunnerfulz n ful uv teh win!!
Haappiii Burfday 2 LakeButterfly. n menny happii turnz!
Ai weel ware mai poynty shiny party hat wif pompoms tew de groshuri store! Thank ewe, beautiful fairy! Hapi burfdai, Lakebutterfly !
Oohhhh sekrit diyarees
Day 1 in the quagmire (giggidy):Dear diyaree, teh blurplol and floof iz wunnerful. Ai fot ai herd sirenz earliiur, butt(!) ai snugglold deeper inside teh skein ob incarcerated kittehs adn kwikly furrgawt about it. Turns owt, der wuz moar kittehs consumed by teh blurplol dan jes teh 2 dat ai fot wuz in there. Imajin my happytail wen ai fownd elebenty cyoot bellehs tew snorglol and elebenty dozenty pink piddies tew go wif dem. Ai met uh cuppla kitteha named yin and yang and fot ai wuz gunna hab tew go tew teh NB wen dey started talkin’ ’bout places dat teh sun doan shine until ai figured owt dey wuz speaking metaphorically about fings dat lack balance. Somefing ’bout without nite there can be no day. Dats awl foar now. Ai’ll write again soon.
Kittehs name Yin and Yang?
Ooooo…caekz……. purdyyy!
Akshully, ai forgettd 2 eet todai, tink Ai bedder go fynd sum fudz … bye, awl, Schmooooo! :::::Wayvin floofy paws uv frynship..:::::
berry cute purpel kittyz
not quicksand atoll
is ice cream by night for crow
shares with kitteh frenz
please note and no scared
kittehs dance in rhumba tyme
crow dance a ho ho!
beteer watch otu peps threr iz otuder peps comin to tak ober from teh ober pagez they wantz P,K halp
dis am nawt kwiksand, dis am purplol purritos….