
INTERCEPTION!!
o man. nao coach wont letz me play anymoar.
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INTERCEPTION!!
o man. nao coach wont letz me play anymoar.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: sewellk via Our LOL Builder
no goooooooooooooooooooooooal
Congrats, Krelm! U haz a solo tawp spot! Ai haz cawfee an cukkiez….
cawfee an kukkies!
nom!
Fanks!
conga rats, dew yur stuff fur krelm, while ai go gets teh hawt bevvys an scones an stuff
thank you, thank you, nebber hab too much cowfee!
or cawfee even…
yw, yw
slurp slurp nomnomnom
lookit tehm rats go!
Gratululashuns!
U almost sound liek the soccer commentaturs at the last World cup!!!
goooooal banzai…my dreams fullfilled
Aaand dis game’s goan into obertime!
Ohai! Aifink u muss be noo az ur commint din’t sho till sum tiem affer u postid it. Walkum 2 dis happi plaes an congrats awn shaerin teh tawp spot! Dat iz berry clebber iffn u aer noo!
Fanks, annipuss! Dis mai furstime commintin – ai jus got luckee. Waz inspyrd by kitteh’s ajiluty.
He leeps – he gets teh bawl!
kitteh nebber takes his aiis awf teh ball!
aftur watchin Vikings vs Cowbois frum 40 yard line live, tihs looks awl tew famillyur
iz big day for me, you ‘member that big maynlee coon i ‘dopted las Christmas, who wuz kinnda bitey? i got to rub his tummy without pullin’ bak a bludy stump!! he likes me, he really likes me!!
Eben wen dey lyk u tehy cen pul ur ahm in fur teh bunneh kix!
PB, you should see my arms I look like I’ve harvesting rassberrys.
on good dayz!!
rassberrys?? AMACHOOR!!
trai wild blakberries!
Peeple kin DYE getting stuk in blakberry bramblulz. Sum taimz ai reelee thot ai wudn’t get out aliave. Oar – at leest wif ene skin left!
but, but i doan haz enee blakbury brambolez
Want sum uv myne? Ai haz wai 2 mennee!
Oh, dont be sad!! Blakberriez ar gud – but yoo can still get plenttee skrached up frum teh raspberriez, too!!!
Aaar!
Mimreez ob frish pikd ruzbreez adn crim in teh summa……ooh dotz!
wif us it wuz teh naybors watermelon shhhhh…
O.o how did u manaje that?!? mine still is bitey after 4 years!!!
I can gibs bellyrubs when Buster is standing…
I jes kep tryin’ he wore owt befor i did *plus i haz lots o’ bandayjez*
don’t get me rong, he still bytes, but (!!) now they’re just random attacks. he still thinks hees a bebe only now 20# wif 11″ toofeses!!!
tayked frum mummy too soon an treated like puppie…
1″toofeses
a minnit deer ai fought u had a sable toof tyger… had to check you pics to maek sure ee twas a mainlee coon! Dey be fierce viking kittehs – but 11″ toofeses is a bit much – even for them!!
My Buster is part norbegian forrest kitteh!
Witch part?
Wood hi kome if corld?
Ai fink his stubborness is that part… and the “don’t fence me inn”-part of him
and he comes if I call him using the box of kibbles…
Tehy hab us traned, nawt vise vursa!
Ai been reeding bowt himz here
thoz pix don’t do him justice anymore need new wunz but kamra iz borked an nuu wun not in teh bujit
heez waaay mor floofy naow!
THAT’Z a releef!! Thot fur a minnit yoo hada littlol say burr toofed sumthing there!!
GMTA!!!!
Cheers for that!
*pours champers for all*
Skål!!
Bottomz upp!!
Mi orinj wite tux kitteh lubd pats, lubd snorglols, lubd laps, lubd leg rubz. Mi blak wite tux kitteh lubd pats, hatid snorglols butt(!) sumtiemz jumpd on laps. Poussin purfurred hiz own seat adn juss sumtiems curld up nxt to a hyooman. Adn bunneh kik ob def wuz orlweighs teh riks! Hi mayntinance but worf it.
I fink I haz Poussin rebornded!
Den yu habz a big hansem kitteh adn a big prowd!
Yes! Yes I do! And yes I haz!
Der be byting and dere be gnawing. We kitteh doz ocashunuly do gnawing on owr hooman but not byting.
We do scratching and sumtymes scratching and gnawing and sumtymes scratching wid backlegs and gnawing wen under xtreem stress and agitashun – lyke wen we runz out of toona.
We hav pretty good ideya if we runz out of toona bekos hooman starts wear over gloves around the house.
ok i’ll call it gnawing… but it draws blood
THIS JES IN!!! *teletype sound in background* (and if you don”t know what a teletype is… keep it to yourself)
headline: “CAT HAZ SNUGGLEFEST WITH BIG CHUNK OF GLUED-UP CARDBOARD”…
story: over the years, I have spent more on ‘cat furniture’ than on my lounge suite… their reaction, ‘feh’ the finest ‘nip, again, could not care less. I just brought home one of those cardboard blocks dusted with el cheapo nip and the big oaf (whom I lub) went nuts, after clawing at it for some time, (my sofa is so happy) he then curled up around it with it wrapped in his arms purring LOUDLY.
Where he remains as I type…bless his iddow heart!
O.o…
SPLORT!
Oh nose! Hold on, Nenne!
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights flasheding
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in room temperature fizzy water
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv pictures of liddol dux on it
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads Nenne to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a lovely little lemmingade in a tall glass. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?
PHEW!!
*grins weekleh*
Tanks PB!!!
*fastens CHRG wdoi even more titlee…*
*sips lemmingayd and noms wun of Annis cookies*
yoo ok? i’ll be less dee script iv nex time…
This is wut got me…
he then curled up around it with it wrapped in his arms purring LOUDLY
Nodz hid!
he’s still there, but now asleep… (not on my desk… he can block the whole screen, an itzza biggun)
Fotoe Wont! (plzthx) * U no got camruh foen? *
yes, but itz blootoof and olde steem powered pyooter iz not…
sides, he heered me typin an now he’z on my desk
Ai seez himz fais…….(=^;^=)
you can see old pix of him on my profyl
Doze pix doan do himz justice …
* Hoo sed taht? *
me… I sed taht, stroo, dey doant.
It wuz prolly teh purrrrRRRRR taht cort u owt!
Teh sown iz hebbenlee * titens CHRG *
adn maykz stwong peepz tern tu jelli if tehy unprotektid! * Fitz goggie gogglolz *
SUMBUDDEE HELP NENNE !!! i haz not teh skills…
* karefool u doan spil teh nip awn ursilf *
Immakulate imbisible reception – Bradshaw to Frenchy to Harris. This is wun for teh rekkord buks!
ai jus lubs teh sereus faec awn teh kitteh!
And teh tayl owtstretched lyke a sail . . . for ballance!
Thats the coolest pic I’ve seen. Great shot!
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I has a pick 6?
May we recruit this cat for our high school football team? Maybe we would win a game once in a while.
Ohhh… the catnip dance, the catnip dance, la la la the catnip dance