I didn’t think I hit da vet dat hard!
kittehs awlwayz plottin at teh vetz.
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wus prbably teh kyute, kitteh!
conga ratz onna nawt sekund. Nao, wherez cweenmj and does ratzzz?
Ai fixin mai suppers and iz hazing swimpz – enuf 4 eberywun! Enjois.
oh yesh hims wuz splorted
*yay wurdprez iz wurkins gain*
yay…………we haz fix!!!
Plz do nawt say f-i-x at da v-e-t-s office!
Ummm…Swimpz? I will nom wun, fanks. Ar dinner iz nawt ready, cause I fergot to turn teh knob and start teh oven kukkin. Mai famibly iz teazin me. Hao long yu been kukkin? Even the kittehs and the goggies is lukkin at me funni!
teehee – dat iz da funneh!! Ifinkso wii awl bee makin miss steaks wen kookkin
Yesh yesh! Ai fink teh vet mustuv splorted.
Oooooops. He iz a lite weight!
Snot my fault he hazza glass jaw!
Da schmackdown. I gibs it.
And tehn comes teh BOOM!!!!???
*runs away laffing*
Hey U!!! Kum bak heer!!!!
*Chases after Janet wif a kwikkness oar 2*
Ohai!!
2 kwikkensses???? Teh speed ov lite!!!
Ai wuz just orf luking fur a commint SJ maed – yesterday??? Ai think DchDTc wud hav laiked to see it! An ai’ll bet he dint!
Ohai, ur majistee! Haow R U 2nite?
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Heer, lemme gitz herz bak 4 U…
HAY, JANET!!1! I STOPT AT DA RUSSELL STOVER OWTLITT 2DAI N GOTTID U SUM SORDID CHOKKLITZ!!1!
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Dat otter gitz herz bak… O, n U can has sum 2, cween…
*stkiz noze in*
Sordid chokklirz?? Frum teh Wizard ov Aahz???
Yup — Winebber I goez 2 tayk mai kidletz 2 deyz momcatz howse oar pikkem up aftur, I pass bai da Russel Stover owtlitt onna innerstayt. We stopt dere 2dai n gotted sum stufs, inkloodin onnist-2-goodniss sordid chokklitz n trufflz n uvver nomalishus fingz. Dey nawt can haz chokklit oktopussiz oar possumz, butt (!) I did askez… (dey musta thinkted I wuz weerd oar sumfin…)
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Hep ursef…
Mini tanks!!!
Ai laik teh . . . um . . .this wun. . .an this wun. . .an that wun over there . . .an. . .maybe teh wun in teh korner??
An LUK!!! Ai found waht ai wuz looking for. an it’z so layte – an there’z so much room here – ai’m just going to put teh hole thing in!!
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Jess doan gitz da chokklit bunnehz — dey blongz 2 mai kidletz … Da owtlitt stoar hadded da leftobberz frum Eestur, sew mai kidletz gotted summa dem……… I nawt b teh nowin dat chokklit bunnehz naow kumz n green n bloo n peenk n yeller — I thotted it wuz jess brown n wyt…
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Sew, wif dat, I gotz 2 b teh gowin… Nyt awl!!1! Hep ursef 2 moar chokklitz…
Nite, Aahz! Thank fur the choklits!!
Oh hai tu deh bof uv u!!
*nomz a chokklit*
Fankee Aahz!!
*tryz tu figger owt hoo DchDTc b. *
* Waivez bai-bai tu Aahz *
Nao HOO else haz ENEthing to do wif a BOOM!!??
Teh wun an awnlee DavecanhasDrTinycat, ov corse!!!
*smakz forehed**
oH, ub korse!! it b DaveCanHasDrTinyCat!!
Mai stuupee, let mii show u it!
It iz funny!!! It wuz YOO hoo asked him how com HE cud hav DrTinyCat when yoo wanted him!!
yes, *sigh* i still fink DrTinyCat b deh kewtest kitteh eber!!
Uv korse, bai now he iz prolly a growed up kitteh wif lotsa floof, adn a praktiss uv himz own….. **nuzzer sigh**
Yes! But Dave did say he wud share!!
*sigh* Tehy doo gro up so fasst! Awl golden an lotsa floof fur shur!
We shud ask Dave hao hee iz dooing!
Ai think he must bee in jeneral praktiss, so hee can halp ebreewun. An prollee awl teh laydee patience ar swooning awl teh taim!!!
But OH!!!!!!!1 CWEENMJ!!! LOOK!!!
Ai wuz just at DchDTc’s profyle – an LOOK waht he just favritted!! Heee HEEEEEE!!
Ai LUV it!!
h ttp://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=936044288
*suddenlee haz a loan leigh*
Itz getting kinda spookee heer awl bai mice elf – so ai think ai’ll go to bed an reed mai buk.
Nite nite to awl hoo mite com layter!
(It starts wif mee!
Ai wuz PoissonBoi wuz tawking to SJ/martoonie)
Hai – ai’m bak – fur a minnit!!
PB, ai see yoo haz met mai vereee deer frend SJ/martoonie. She UZED to be SJ – but had to chanj to martoonie fur teknikol reezuns!
But if yoo ar ebber reeding teh older commints – oar teh cheezland Lore an Legends, yoo need to noe hoo she iz, becuz she iz wun ov teh funniest peepl awn teh fayce ov teh urth!!
an she iz veree prominentalee feechoored in much ov ar “histree,* az it twere!
PoussinBoi says:
September 6, 2009 at 3:12 am
Thx JanetCH4K. Iz gud tu no teh legends adn parse tehm on to nyoo fokes, ifinkso !!
* Maiks note tu studee ICHC histree *
martoonie says:
September 6, 2009 at 3:19 am
*blushes*
Janet u are too kind. Butt (he he) ai was just havin a small nostaljik momint an re-reading “helikat” – PB if u wants to rebisit a bery funny lol, if u searches for helikat u will find one ob owr better wuns! Ai wud post a linkie but teh teknologee – it is beyond me.
PoussinBoi says:
September 6, 2009 at 3:25 am
Fownd it !!
Helikat
martoonie says:
September 6, 2009 at 3:27 am
Ossum! Ah, memrees – *sigh* – we has nawt spilled cawfee ober Teho in AYGES.
PoussinBoi says:
September 6, 2009 at 3:37 am
* paws furr intamishen braek in Helikat Epic*
Helikat iz liek watchin moobi Farst n Furrius. I needid a brayk !
Ime goin bak in !!
prysma-kitteh says:
September 6, 2009 at 3:54 am
Ai still lyks teh Trial Uv teh Senchury, az far az teh fflashbacks. An teh kersploding soop!
martoonie says:
September 6, 2009 at 4:01 am
Teh hunnert dollar towel! Nawt to menshun (well, ok, ai will menshun it) teh rownd people catcher fingy which has come in handy so menny times wehn LCB gets up high…
4point5kittehs says:
September 6, 2009 at 8:44 am
Teh winter Lollympics!
Ai see it wuz prysma-kitteh hoo menshuned teh “kersploding soop.”
Still maeks me laff ebreetaim ai menshun it! 
An ai just dont NOE waht mai favritz mite bee! There ar so mennee!
“Teho an teh 16 Ownce Mokka, wif extry spresso” iz perhapz teh moast purrfekt wun – but that iz becuz ov hao it unfolded! An it wuz compleetelee unexpected, becuz nun ov us had ebber dun enething laik it befoar – an we hardlee noo we were doing it until it wuz dun.
An teh Winter Lollympiks wuz just BRILLYANT!!
An teh “Trial ov the Senchory” so funny. . .
An so much moar.
LCB iz bizzy dis weekend gitting deh Cheezstok songz awl kollektingifyed on deh Cryer. It b so nice uv hur to dueing dat…… It b a lotta werkz….
Ai em gonna putz dis hear cuz tehrz no “Reply” funcshun aftr wut Cween sayz belowz hear.. Ai spended a gud pard uv yes-turdai readin teh Cheezstock posts n laffen mi eyz owt… prolly teh mostest fun Ai had awl wekenz sins Ai ben stuk at hoem wif a syk… enny wai, et wuz mose defunnitly his stair ickly funnyz.. tahnk yoo awl 4 teh har dwerk on taht… jus sa ing…
Ai iz 2 kute anna da v-e-t didz nawt has CHRG w/doi anna ducky taep on.
Da v-e-t has a greater tolerense against da cyute cuz dey see so much ebry day.
sad butt tru
Kitteh nawt kno himz own strenf!
Payjin Dr TinyCat! We needz u in teh examinin ruum, STAT!
U no gibs me shot nao, rite? RITE?
Arrgh! I can’t see my feet!
An, how far down IZ dat floar?!?!?
I think maybe Dr. had a splort
(I myself have CHRG and HGG at the ready)
Afturr awl teh kittehs I has luuked at dis week-end, I nawt has enny branes leftid to splort out!
GMTA DR
Cuteness still werks; I no get a shot now, rite?
Dis wat kitteh duzzez to da vetz afturr dey taik his temper-sure.
Dat kitteh wud mek enny sea sunned v-e-t essplodez… en fax, Ai fegitted mai pertekshun…
::::::::::SPLORTTT!!!::::::::::::::::::::
*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*gives up…figures LunaKitteh will just spend moar thyme inna NB*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on LunaKitteh*
*carefullee lifts up LunaKitteh, wrapps LK inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, LK here beh sum margareeetahs an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
An best nawt tew splort onna holidaze!
oh, stwong kitteh, butt (!) yoo DID!
yu cans see hims floof! iz kitteh floof! Ai wans kitteh FLOOF!!!!
*Splort frum floof oberdose*
Kwik, kwik, someone call the Splort Ward
*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite bloo duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on KLWU*
*carefullee lifts up KLWU, wrapps KLWU inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, KLWU here beh sum toe keelas an nummy chokit chip kookies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
ohhh ai LUV teh still warm kuukiez Othx BDM
Iz killer floof taht is *cuddlez in fur teh nite*
::::::uhhhhh:::::::
that wuz teh response frum the unconshus v-e-t guy?
:::::lain awn flor enna pudlol frum splortingz::
Luk upfred. Ai has resqued yew…
ruhroh – Cweenmj – cawld warningz. Bend to be down to 32 tonite! Pile onna da blanketz.
Oh Hai, OnleeKitteh!!! I haz huzbin wif bilt in furnace…. no needz eggstraw blankeez….. just snugglol up close! ♥♥♥
oh, blessyoo…Buddy, Ai wuz a leetll sloe recubbren… mai haid haz bin fuzzi awl weekenz…
snuglolz inna warm blankee wif yummy treetzzz…
tahnkee Buddy Ditzmorz… sighzes…. :-}
Yur a wunnerfulz cheezfrenz n a troo herowinz…
OnleeKitteh, werz u frum dats sew cowld?
Ai iz in Bancouver, WA, but cweenmj iz near Bend, OR – close to da Cascades mountaings.
N Ai iz en Skeedattle butt iz nawt taht cowl here yetz, tahnk Hebbunz! Wow, wear didz summr goez?!
nawt dat cowld here ezer, just 2 cool. Lotsa rain dis weekend. Butt, we’re gonna haz anuver hot spell on Fridaeg and Caturday – inna da 90′s. ICK!
eetz bin teh crazzee yeer, wedder wyze… wreck kurd hyz n lawtza snoe lass wynter, we nebber noes wutz nexx..
iff wii getz abuve 90 wun more dai, wii haz a rekord uv over 24 days in Bancouver uv 90 or higher. Wii hit a rekord of 107 in August. Dat week was bery bad.
holeee smoekz!! Dats weerd, huh??! N meesrubbuble!
Yeppers. Specially when u doezent haz air conditioners, just ceiling fans. Butt ai workeded frum hoem dat week to keep da house open bery early, den shutted da windoes and turned onna da uvver fans through da house. Uvver-wize, Kidd (kitteh) wouldda been inna bad way by da tiem ai gotted hoem at free-firty. Thank CC ai can workz frum hoem when ai needz 2.
yeshh…we hadz sum reccerd brakez tihs summr 2, n sinz Ai am nawt werkin ryte naow, Ai stayd en lawtz…. we duz habz air cundish nin tahn teh Gud Lawrd… Ai es 2 awld 2 deel wif mush eckstreem heet 4 lawng… Ai got kynda nutso bean en teh haus sew mush… butt we wen 2 teh beech inna evnyn… we awl gotta dew wut we ken to surbide.. Ai wurrriez bowt folkz taht cudnt kewlz awf… we bited sum peeps to kum obber 2 get outta teh heet..
gud 4 u and fambily – datz da way we shuld be…kind to uvvers. Ai wuz borned & raised inna Oklahoma wif hot hot summers and cold winters. Butt da heat nerely killifies me nao. 85 & humididity and ai are so slow. Butt – maybe ai can haz retirement sum tiem next year! YEAH!
Tiem 4 me to start getting ready fur tomorrow and lurking at noon atwerkz – datz alla da tiem ai has except fur late ebening. IRL – blargh!
yup, we r nawt ebel 2 tall rate stufz wen we…umm.. git a fyoo yeerz awn us… well, hab a gud ebening… tayke ker… =)
fankiez.
Niet niet eberywun.
Kitteh iz lookin at teh goggie awn teh flor, teezin himz wif himz mad clymin skillz too getz two teh treets.
Googie does want treats, butt(!) does NAWT want to go on da table!
Under da table is much bedder!
goggie wants 2 werk under teh tablol–hymn knot hass 2 pay tacks-us, rite?
I’ve herd talk dat he can drinks himz friends unnerda table tooo.
Well, gota go fur a wyle… 2 mek dinnur… byez..
Ohai, LK!
Uh-uun 。。。On seconnd thoughh ai ennjoy expeditioon yap yap ♪ later。。。
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