
youz jus jellyus cause you don’t hav wun
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youz jus jellyus cause you don’t hav wun
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yesh dat is tru!
Congrats, carosue!
fank yu, and yu, tu!
yesh congrratez tu yu an teh macrumai
An u can’t haz myne!
ai iz.. iz tru, ai wans a tayl
Ai’d ownlee want wun iffn it wuz prehenz… purrhen.. cud hawld fings!
dat wud beh neet
*sniff* Me tu! Ai wants a tayl!!!!!!! *haz a hyoooj jellus*
doan bee tellin tayles naow kitteh
Unleesh dey bee juicee! Den Sitz beeside meh!
dats rite.bee-cuz den otter peeples wood want wun, and teh mite steel yurs! O:
He catched his tail? Nao what?
nao we get teh snorgle snorkle and dives into his fluffy adorable tummy?
Catch an reelees kitteh! Catch an reelees!
ifs kitteh katchiz meh hims kan keps meh
yor riet, kitteh – i wants a tayl too!! an teh kitteh tahts attached to it!!
(i luvs all kittehs, an my gray floofy kumo an my cowcat – wite wif dark splotches – shiro, but i haz a speshul softy place in my hart for teh brown tabbies)
Me 2! mai Timmy wuz teh best kitteh we ebber had
Our Possum-kitteh libed almos twenti-tree yewahs, an him hewd himz tail jus lik dis kitteh! Stwess relibbar, ai finkso.
mai kitteh awmos wivd tooo nein-teen, and he held his wittle tail wike dat too!
OM? yure kitteh be naymed “Possum”…dat’s my kitteh’s name…hym ‘dopted us bout sebben years ago….he wuz eatin hard, dry corn that had fallen frum teh byrd feeder…an well, teh rest is hystery.
Oh, pore Possum, musta been SOOO hongree…
Ai so happeh him safe nao!
Him berry sayfe – an hazza comfee – he’s loungin in teh Adirondack chayre that I warshed when I warshed teh back poarch…it’s a leetle damp an kewl an aifinkso him hazza happee.
my bestest napping buddy tiger wuz a brown tabby. wen him wanted me to lay down so him culd take a nap on my tummy, him wuld untie my shoolayses wif himz teefs.
Ewe mus lub sumwun veri much tew du dis, ai finksew!
Dis looks juss lyke my Toonces!! *runs off toget RL snorgles*
Humph! Apparenly, Toonces wood rather sleep than cuddle at dis part of da day. Her always wants to snuggle wen I wants to sleep.
An wen him wanna play, weeeeellllllll, darz himz hoomin! Sawin’ de loggz. Dweemin’ bout bacation. Habin’ a rollz. Off, ai sez! Tew de naughti barn. *too much Vodka*
kats not wont snugels when hoomin slips. dey wont nom.
Kitteh duz happitayl dansdansdans… liklikliklik …
My kitteh is very protective about its tail….
“its”?
sheesh, kittehs nawt be toasters oar sumfing…
FTW!
my tail my best frend
YOUR tayl? :S
I wants onz too!
Kitteh, for ur tail I’m in teh queue.
Kitty, you know if I had me a tail
It still wouldn’t be as nice as is yours
It wouldn’t be soft and so fluffy and hale
And it wouldn’t be something I would so adore
Clappity Clappity Clap Clap Clap!!! Yea!! Luberly peom!!
Ohai, frenz! I’m bak.
I finkso I be ‘doptifyin Miss Celie, probided dat hur still dere. I’m gonna cawl teh playse an axk dat dey hold hur foar me. I gotta go to Lex awn Winzday nite, so I go fill owt teh paypurrs den, an mebbe tayk hur hoam awn Fryday.
Soooo…..who wantz to come halp me unpak sum bockes an get dis playse reddy foar a kitteh?
**luuks arown**
Ennywun? Ennywun at awl?
k butt(!) will cost yu a kyoot kitteh maibeh 2
Sowwy, I nawt kin afford dat.
Wen I adoptify Miss Celie, u NO CAN HAS!
**stikks tong owt at Kerri**
*shrugs* well wuz wurf a tri
Ai wush ai kuld
Ai wush ai mihht
Hep ewe awl dai an nite!
Butt kan not do
sew sez ensteed
Ai tellz a thught inside mai hed
Wat wee do
fur dosz wee luv
iz blezzed frum far up above
Fanks, op_sMama. Dat wuz sweet.
{{{op_sMama}}}
yay for doptifying!!!
yay for Miss Celies noo forebberhoem!!!
Shampers for all!
Ohai, Nenne!
U see hur pikshur? Iz teh soldid whyte kitteh in my “pikshurs” sekshun.
I nevvur cud open teh howse-warmin prezzie linkee u sended me.
oh noes!
*runsawaiwiffakwikness to lookat kitteh and recubber howswarming pressie*
BRB!!!
Oh Red – that is the prettiest floofeh CC ever!!! Ai kwite understand why you want to yoink hur and gib hur a forebber hoem!!!
and here’s another try at the house warming gift
*krossis paws that the link wurks…*
Yesh, I finkso hur iz teh beyootimus.
Dat pikshur nawt show how purrty hur eies iz, tho. Dey iz lite green.
Fanks foar teh prezzie. Iz kyoot!
Ur welcome – allthough you might wanna put some batteries in that flashlight – furrgettid about all the storms you guys get…
ewwwww – sea – ewe bee protectifyin hur frum awl teh ebils of teh meen ole whirld…I hassa happee furr ewe an Celie!
Yayyayyay fur Red an her gnu CC!!!! Her so byootimus, an her sownd lyk an angel. Ai haz such a jinormus happehtayl fur bof uv yu!!!!!!!!!
ohai red! ai haz mayd a lol foar u, ai hoep u liek it:
cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=5163179
hey ai jus saws yur lols awn teh votin paeg!
Ai can has sum tayl?
*walk hurself tu teh nawty barn*
**finks of seen frum “Steel Magnolias”, ware Weezur gibs Drum teh butt peese of teh Bleedin Armadiller Groomz cayk**
luk like a deleeshiouz piess o’ tial tew meh!
Him sez, “Fanks Weezer. Nuffin lyk a gud peese of !”
Hey! Liddle pryveesee heer, k? Thxbyee!
Is ‘pposable fums teh trade-off we gets?
(PS. likrish jelly-been toeses!! skweeee!)
I saw dem too.
Wanna schmoo dem awl ovur!
♪ ♪
i wanna schmoo yu awl ober
Adn ober agin!!
I wanna schmoo u awl ober
Till deh nite klozez in!
♪ ♪
privacy tale ftw!
aaww<3 dat ist soo adowabul!
Tayl is verrah hard to wash purrfiktly, becus it allwaies twictches and wigguls all ovur. Wunse yu has cot it, yu has to hang on so it dusnt get awaie while you makes it byootiful.
dats a splortable commint Duffy
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Wun wud fink ai wud haz bilded up some munitees tu cyootniss, wif awl tehse kittehs, but this wun, so berry berry adorabul! Teh exspreshun an posishun an preddy furs an toeses an awll…. *takes deep breff*
we make jokes alla tiem bowt Trick being stalked bai hims tail — ebree tiem him lukk, it follo him, an sumtiems, him juss HAZ tu catching it an ax it what it duing, but it nawt eezy tu catch! An teh more him trai, teh moar twitchee it gets, teezing him! Him nawt frendz wif hims tayl lyk this kitteh!!!
*gigglez* ai cans piktsur dat purrfecktly
*runsinwiffakwikknes*
*puts on elebenty CHRG wdois an elebenty roals of duckytaep on PK’s head*
That shud keep u safe!!!
“Nawt frens wif heem tayle” — *snerk* Dats berry funni!!!! tee hee …*giggols*
I NEED YOUR ATTENTION — CHEEZFREND NEEDS BEEMS!
Tidmum’s babycat Fin got out early yesterday evening (she’s in TTI) and hasn’t come home. (Fin is the little stray BC she adopted while her family was on vacation recently.) She can’t find him, though she’s walked miles.
Everyone send your best beems, prayers, wishes, whatever, that Fin finds his way home immediately to his loving and worried mom!!!
Sending “go home Fin” thorts in teh genrull direkshun uf teh HoT
*sends awl kins ub beems fur Fin*
wuz hurs bacashun berry far away? Ai hopez Fin nawt tryin tu gets bak tu hims owld territory. Ai met a kitteh liek dat, hur wud nawt move away frum hurs territory
*sinds beems uv ‘goe hoem kitteh! ur mawm haz a wurreed!’ tipe, as strawng as can bee sint*
♥♥♥♥ Fin, go home!!! ♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥ Ur mummy wantz u bak! ♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥ Tidmum lubz u, Fin. ♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥ Go bak!! Go bak!! ♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥ Hur will gibbing u hugz adn snorglolz an mebbee eben toona! ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ Go home, Fin!! ♥♥♥♥
awwwwwwww
{{{Fin}}} {{{Tidmum}}}
It’s ur bedtime, Fin. Plzkthx.
*sits kwiotlee, clowsis iis, an taeks kolming brefs*
*starts teh pikshurs in hur hed*
Teh littol blak kitteh peeks owt frum undur teh bushis, cawshuslee luuking arownd. He nawt wants enneemoar adbenchurs tudae, an hims littol tummeh bees grumbloling foar hims noms. Hims gnu mommeh libs in dis howse, an cawls him ‘Fin’ – teh litol blak kitteh lieks dat naem, an lieks teh gnu mommeh, tu. Fin hassa wurreed dat teh doar bees shut, an him nawt can get insied teh nies gnu howse. Fin hassa wurreed dat teh gnu mommeh chanjid hur mynd abowt hassing a littol blak kitteh. Mebbeh ifn he luuks reelee hard at teh doar …..
An suddenlee, jus wat Fin wantid, teh doar opins. The gnu mommeh bees dere, an seh bees cawlin ‘Fin! O Fin, pls tu com hoem – wii missis yu!’
Fin has a beeg happee, an bownsis up tu teh gnu mommeh. Seh reechis doawn wif a littol sob ob releef, piks up Fin an cuddlols him neks to her hart.
‘Fin, yu had us sew wurreed! Ai sew glad yu is hoem saeflee – com an has sum lublee noms, an bees saef an warrm an luvd!’
Fin syes an purrs wif contentmint – noe moar adbenchurs foar him, is mush bedderur tu bees saef an luvd. Teh doar clowsis agayn but, dis tiem, Fin bees saeflee awn teh insied.
*NW sends dese pikchurs an mennee hugs tu {{{{{{{Fin an Tidmum}}}}}}}*
iz so proud. grad schoolz cantz compare.
AI yam alwayz in teh mood for a little tayle! (grabs self bai Ear and drags self awf tew teh naughty-barn )
draggin wunself too teh nawtee barn by teh eer??? Dat’s priceless…
Oh, splortee cat, how I wunt u!!! come lives wiff me!!!
wel, at list i hav oposobol thambs
Iz reeely jeeluz cuz I duzn’t haz a tail. But I haz oppozible thums an u duzn’t.
i’ll show u mine if u show me yourz
Oooh mi daarinn ai lub U so ma tchi. Smuuuch suumuch ……..….Hunnn?
Too cute!!! I am jealous!!!!!!!
Actually I do have one cat, thank youy very much
Yes, I am jealous that I don’t have a tail, thanks for rubbing it in.
Aw, I love it! I wonder what it really would be like to have a tail…
this lolcat is adorable!