Is that a thermometer
Is that a thermometer or a scale? Shaddup.
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is a bed, silli!
wif an arrow pointin tu who is teh boss.
conga rats, carosue, awn ledun teh parayd!
is brayd parayd?
Iz dat wut yu maikz wif spool nitz? oar wut du yu du wif awl dat snaiky fing? ai had wun maiked wif just a thred spool wen ai wuz a kidlet . it had a grene very gaited stringz. Problee wuz left b hined wen ai moobed owt.
*gigglolz* ai wuz tinkin habin tree peplz nawt sekund iz brayd… wif teh spool nitz is cord and dere are a few tings yu can maeks frum dem… so PK tells meh
I jus liek it cauz its fun
Ai had teh fred spuul wun win ai wuz teh lilkitteh 2. Maid bunches ub pads 4 hawt fuuds bi spirallin teh snakii fings arown adn tehn so ing tehm togevver. Nebber cud fink of NEfing Ls tudu wif it. Wut duz u do wif tehm? MaiB mai grandotr wuf Njoy it.
yu cans maek bracy lets. aifinkso yu kud maek hairband. PK saiz kitteh toys and aifinkso ai iz gonna maek sum door bellz fur tu halp wif howse traininz goggehs. Bailey wud tutch teh bell wen hims wuz puppeh tu tells me him wanteds owt and Ai finded it wurked reely gud
If u usez silber or coppur wier u can makes very pritty neck laces and bracy lets. iz hard wurk tho!
it meazurz nomz intakz
its a thermometer 60 pounds is way to hevy for a cat
nawt if dis kitteh be on Jupiter
oar eet culd bii IQ…
Nawt make fun, or yu will pay!
Pay by teh pound!
Fiftee pownds is a LAWT ob kitteh.
kitteh getz owt Ebbil Aie, iz reddee foar teh neggst funnee-nawt cawmint.
whoah tat kittie off screen iz meanee!
p.s. hao come i haz too entur mah info wen im alredy rejistirred?
Oh happeh dai!! *dans dans dans* Ai gotted mai Jewel a kitteh bed wif catnip yesterdai, and I when ai woked up dis mornin, ai saw her sleepin in it!!!! And she letted me pet her foar 30 minutes todai, and gibs her belly rubs!!!
Happee lebel elebenty!!!!!
oh yeay!
its kinda leik that wen mah kittie sleeps on teh modem for mah interwebs, except then mah interwebs crashes D:
oooo. Ar Amarillo is mostly still under teh bed, wif her suspicious face awn. Altho she is nawt fightin wif the otter kittehs, so we has a progress.
Ohai, carosoo!
I habz Lol Hy~koo
4 Ammurrill~o bakk awnz
t3h McDawnulld’z fredd
Ammurrill~o willz
cawllmz daown awn hurz oawnz turmz andz
beez Happee Kitteh!
Den Ammurrill~o
willz staaykz owtz hurz oawn Speshshull
Playssez in t3h Howss
Jack.
Oh Jack! I hurried bak to luk! Fank yu for teh Amarillo-ku! I fink she iz wurthy of poetree, maiself. Her formur peeps wuz nawt happi when she had the bebbeh kittehs and dropped dem awl off at the shelter. Teh bebbehs awl have forever homes nao too, but I fink she misses dem. I fink she will be Happee Kitteh. Bossy, but happee!
Oh, oh, oh!!! Is bestest nooz!! Elebenty! FTW!! I hazzin a jelluls.
Oh, and *splort* frum happee!!
I’ll get teh vacuum. After ai suck up yer branes wif the CCC braneovac and pack them in the cranium I’ll go look fer the duk taype and sum chocolit possums. Don’t go awai!
O! carosue! Fankee fankee fur tu be halpin! Wuz only mai sekund splort, an wuz soe nerfrakkin! Will him be okeedokee naw?
Teh drenalyn maekin me weerd!
*sees taht dere iz sum wite zinfundel left, dreenks gratefully…chug chug chug chug… Um, wut wuz wii tawkin bowt?
O noes! Nawt teh splort! Ai iz soe ineckspeeriensed!
*grabs CCC splort hamper*
*runs wifakwikness tew Jeremy”
*scoopee, scoopee teh braynes*
OOh! Wut a messy brayn!
*rinsees teh braynes wif teh wite zinfindel (for peesefullness)*
*Patty pat patz teh braynz back entew teh brayn spaice*
*Kaerfully replazez teh brainey boanz*
Hmmm, wun peez left ober, umm…, o, datz ware it goez!
*Taypee taypee teh hed tuegeffer wif teh dukky taype wif kyoot bunneez awn it*
*Applize CHRGwdoi wif a titeness, den applize wun moar tu bein saif!*
*rapz Jeremy enna floofy blankee wif Hello Kitty on it*
*helps Jeremy to teh rekuvery senter, sits him enna soff chare, gibs him teh hawt chawklet anna chawklit moose*
Dere, Jeremy, youse be awrite naw, juss tink bowt the taxes or the poopee dipers, or somefing like taht!
*wurreed* izyu okeedokee nao?
I’m back! Oh….SunnyH has finished awl the rescoo. Well…duz aniwun want wun of dees chokolate possums? I seem to hav kwite a few! Passes owt possums. Mmmmm…the tayles are teh best!
Hehe…poopee diapurs is akshully gud rite nao…mai sister is eggspecting tu giv birf any dai now tu her babeh boi!!
Wuz trying tew fink uv sumpin tew taek yur mind offa dat kyoot! Wuz oanlee mai sekkunt splort repair, an wuz vary nerbus! Am soe glad yu iz okeedokee. Gud thing ai studeed the splort tootorial awn cheez town cryer! an soe glad carosue wuz dere tew help!
Happytayl Labor Day, Jeremy. An, an, pleez tu gib taht Jewel speshul snorgols from meh? Ai du soe lubz teh liddel kittehs, eech an ebbery wun, jus wanz to snorgol dem awl!
Oh yesh, fang Q foar teh rescyoo!! Teh chawklet ish delishus!!!
An cangrabshoolaces tew yore sister!
Ai naow has faecbuk fur cheezepeeps, if enywun wans tu beh frens teh naem ai uzded is Kerri Love jus dun furget tu tells meh who yu iz
^-^
Kan yu haz more den wun facebook page? I did nawt know that. Myne facebook page iz basically just fur family so wee kan awl keep up wif each other.
ai has moor den wun emayo address an ai hads no problem. Ai wish yu kud seperate fambly an frenz in wun profiel but yu kant so ai maed wun fur cheezfrens an one fur fambily
Dat iz wat I’m finkin I’m gonna do. I nawt want fambily roamin round in my fun zone (cheezland)
Ai gawtz 2 paigez, wun fur mii adn wun fer Mezzo. Iz confoozing. An gawtz teh cheezfrends awn bof! Ai haz teh fun awn Mezzo’s paige, her iz bossy kitteh wif attitood sew ai ar sassy wen ai pertends to be her awn facebook
Iz wundermaus kitteh!
Ebereewun must beh hunting wabbits… dey is berry berry kwiet!
hehe! daz da funy stuff!
Dis be like my Bear kitteh, in that when he goes to the v-e-t, he is so big that they have to weigh him on the goggie scale … he’s too big for the kitteh scale!
Hmmm don look to comfurtable. Wonder if kitteh tinks it be litter box.
Funny. But badly photoshopped.
It’s my cat in a bird feeder. What’s photoshopped??
Looks like kitteh has nommed all the ice cream (some of tat was for crow!)
crow dance a ho ho
i need to say hello to
crow now you may go