they had no toyz….
they had no toyz…. ….so they gave u me
u maked mah meel a reel happeh meel!
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ai iz nawt fur Nomminz!
*ranglolz deh Konga-Ratz intu poze ishun*
Blanche!!! Strayten ur skurt!!
Rusty!! skoootch ober tu ur left a bit! NO! No! No!!! ur Uzzer left!!
*Faispaw*
ok!!! H33r wii go off tu deh ty booTeek!!
Conga -ratz fur KLWU and PJ!!
Conga-ga!! Kong-ga!! KONG-GA!!
Conga-ga!! Kong-ga!! KONG-GA!!
Conga-ga!! Kong-ga!! KONG-GA!!
Conga-ga!! Kong-ga!! KONG-GA!!
*grabs hode ub pj perry an kong-gaz tu teh booteek* wun tu tree kik wun tu tree kik
Plz donut kikk teh tweez.
It hurtz dem an mayks dem bark.
Leef dem aloan!
**Red, goin owt onna limb….**
*gigglolz* iz nawt hard kik, iz tu jus um.. get rids uv teh bugziez dat be eetins it
Happy happy, joy joy!!!Danse to free Danse to free…Is ether da waltz or da polka.
I guess with da kick, itza polka!
Poke, poke, poke!!
Ah!! Ah!! Ah!!!
Ooooo…Ahhhh, pastaaa!
Now that’s what I call a Happy Meal!
I actually got a cat at a McDonald’s once. It was a stray kitten and I found him hiding under the playpen.
it’sa berry happy meal!
Ai can has McKitteh meel?
Nawt if yu are going to chew onna kitteh. Smoos and kissies onli, ifinkso.
Ai agri!
I wanna go tu dat McDonaldz!!!!
oh, me tu! I wud order dat awl the time and be up to mai eyebrows in kittehs in no time at all.
ai wunder if hubbehcat cud fawl fur dis if ai brots Benneh hom wun nite
i finso it b wurf a try!
Him still nawt conbinsed? Sheesh. We needs petishun frum cheezfrenz? Oar just moar bideo?
Aifinkso if him meeted teh Ben-Ben, him wud cave. Wud haz tu be maked uv stone nawt tu!
moar bideo iz awlwaiz gud
.. ai nawt pressin hims tu hards cauz ub hims sister passins.
hims gotta big stressful wif tat an teh munniez needed fur taht tu… Ai nawt wants him tu beh tu preshurded. Ifs ai misses owt wif Benneh, ai can find lubs fur noder ub yur fuzter kittehz an still beh big happitayls.
Sowree, nawt meend tu sownd unsens… incence… nlyk ai nawt care bowt hubby luzing sister.
Waz just finking hao much yu lyks teh Ben-Ben, iz awl.
Dun wurry ai nawt tink taht, ai jus wunted yu tu kneow jus in caes sumwun wud liek benben
if hims get chance tu go tu udder hoem iz still awl gud. I sory ai nawt wanted tu maek yu feels bad at awl ai jus wants benben tu beh happihappi adn ifs taht happins ai kan taek wun ob yur udder fusterbabbehs ifs ai can an gibs dem gud homs 
ai has tu taek teh Baileygogz fur kwik walkie BBL
Me too!
Ware it be?
Wear iz my cheezburer?
g
It haz kitteh toes on it. Yu don’t want it animore. Have sume fries.
sumwun stolded mai McChiken adn McFishie!!
*nom nom noms of fries*
Hey!! dey fergot my extra kechup!
Pffft. Ebreefing ai eet haz had kitteh toes in it. Oar kitteh nose. Heck, ai lukkee when tehy nawt grabs it an runs awf wif it! *noms cheezburger ennyway*
Iz M fur Mcdonalds didntcha kneow?
Lolcat betteh than cheep stoopid plastick toi enneeday!
Dis kitteh dosnot lyke himz new halloween costuum.
Ohai, frenz!
Gess wat I did today – I wented Kitteh Shawpin!
I may has fownded a kitteh. Hur iz beyootimus. Solid whyte, wif teh purtiest green eies, an long hares.
Ifn I getz hur, I finkso I naym hur “Celie”, short foar “Celing Cat”.
Dat, an I lubs teh moovie “Teh Colur Purplol”.
dats grate!!!!!!111
WOLFIE!
Ware u been?
**gibz teh woolf a beeg hug**
ai haz been buzie an furgot awl abowt here fur a whyle
but ai always cums back-ebentually
**gibs rhsb a beeg hug bak**
Kat an ai starteed tawkin on the phoen insteed ub on hear
ohai we has nawt mets yet
*offerz floofy paw fur tu beh neu cheezfrens*
Dis iz Baileygogz wif meh, mai furbebbeh whu ai iz tryin tu gets brodur foor, shaek a paw Baileygogz *Baileygogz offurz wun paw den teh uder* Iz niec tu meets yu
**wolfie tries tew shaek bof paws at wunce but gets confuzed so he shaeks kerris then baileygogz**
gud tew meat yew tew an baileygogz ai haz been hear befur but not fur a few munfs at leest so ai prob not knows sum ob teh cheezpeeeps
*Shakes floofy paws with Bailey* Whoosa goood gooogie!!
*Roughls floofy forehead* You are!
Oh! Excuse me! **Extends floofy paw of friendship to agarwaedraug**
I may call you Wolfie?
oh sorrie ai nawt realize yew tawkin tew meh skimmed ryte ober eat, ub course yew mai cawl meh wolfie, eberyone else does **takes floofy paw of friendship**
wheel ai eazgoin tew bed nao nytes
Nitey nite, wolfie!
“Whoopie”!!!
**snikkurs**
Gud wun, PJ!
aww iz gud nam an iz gud mobie an iz gud buk tu
sry ai wuz nawt at teh pardy fur yur neu homzez, ai hurd it wuz much much funs
Fanks, Kerri.
Yesh, wuz gud partee. I finkso it wuz still goin awn even aftur I wented to bedz! :-l)
Red, didja gets mah YNF!?
Aw, her sound byootimus! Her cuddly an frendlee?
Berry cudlee an frendlee. Kinda shy, I finkso.
Wii wuz in teh “kwiet room” an I wuz sittin awn teh bench. Hur kept gettin behynd me an layin down!
Wut dat meen, p-k?
Hiding, aifinkso. Was her purring still? Was her being nuzzly whyle her wented behind, or did her wanting tu stay tehre insted uv getting pets? Mai gess wud be, her hazza nervus bowt teh playse, an waz hoping yu cud hide her frum it.
Hur wuz doin a liddlol bit of bofe, akshulee. Wuz goggies inna room befoar us, so mebbe hur wuz afeered goggz wuz commin bak?
Wen I startid tawlkin to hur abowt mebbe hur adoptifyin me, hur startid purrin. Gud sine, I finkso!
aifinkso hur nawt runins awai frums yu iz gud sien tu, hur hided behins yu butt(!) nawt way away
Yup, hur wuz rite behind my butt!
Win!!!!!
rhsb! Ai has a BEEG envi! Ai’d like tew get wun mor kitten tew keep OP companty! Ai iz luukin tew a humane shelltor wun county nord what letz ya see how yo kitteh getz on wit de newa wun. Didja eber heer abot sumting lik that? Ai worri bout if ai haffa bee awai, ai dun wan OP te bee lonli bai hurseff.
Kitteh be moar fun tehn enny toy… altho yu gunna end up buying elebenty million toys fur kitteh.
**nods wif a viguriss**
Yesh, butt wut do dey play wif? Bockses, lawndree baskits, hair tyes, an milk ringz!
Aluminuminuminium foil balls, paper balls, shoolayses… yep!
Strawz, my keychane (haz dangleez awn it), enny type of stringz awn clothz (drawstringz), hoomin bodee partz (espeshulee ifn hoomin tryin to sleeping), etc!
Empty toylet paper toobs, howseflies (blech), water bottle caps, houseplants
, puter cursor awn skreen, windchimes (mine nawt up ennymoar…), scrubbee frum kitchin sink… an pretty much ennyfing else nawt nailed daon or lokked up!!!
Mai wee kitteh lubs mai naylefyles! Butt only wen ai is yoozin dem. Ai has tu keep free or four onna counter wen ai fyles beecuz her has da wantz on her littlol fayse, an ai can nawt resist! Her tryz to grab dem tween her front pawz an holdz dem up to inspekt, den she carreez dem round all prowd-lyke. So kyoot!!
Cardboard bar coasters…Aerodynamically purrfect for da kittehs.
goggeh tayls ifs abailable, toesies muvin undr a blankie wif a pownse…
Mai mezzo sumtymez playz wif inbiziblol misteree fingees! Scamperscamperskitterpownce Nuffing tehre!
{{{pk}}}
i meesed yu awll!!!!
Misst yu tu, wulfie!! {{{{{wolfie}}}}} Yu been otay, uvver tahn bizzy?
yesh ai has bean otay and sew haz Kat (nawt sure eef yewed sean earlyer)
**RANDUM THOT ALURT**
My Wally-Whirled has been remuddlold.
I HAYT HAYT HAYT teh noo floar plan! I nawt kin find carp in dere ennymoar!
**showz poynty enz to teh stoopy powurs-dat-bee**
Local Loblaws (big grosery stoar) same fing… tehy added clothing section O.o an mooved ebreefing. Berry berry irritating.
clothyng section? in big grosery stoar? aifinkso why don’t dey callit a wally whirled?
Mebbe dey tryin to be Wally Whirled? **shrugz**
I nawt cud find dishee draynur.
Gess I’m nevvur warshin dishes!
butt yes haz tew sumetiems, unless yew wants tew bie teh cardboard plaets awwl teh tiem
Beets me… iz pretty stoopid… an tehy problee gunna start increesing teh prices coz uv it, altho ai nebber lyklee tu buy clothings when ai go grosery shopping (duz peeps du this?). Mebbe Loblaws trai tu compeet wif teh Wally Whirrld, ai dunno (we duz haz wun). Ai juss wish tehy wud make up mind what tehy iz.
awlwais gud, yew cant pleaze eberywun
ai haz a hardware /lumbur store neerbye dat haz begun selling groceries, greeting kartes und genes/teeshurts. eben wallywhirld canna beet dat
*krptik messij*
scrambloled eggs???
mt mckinley???
Iz this sumhao related tu cobbler? *lukks hoapful*
oh….yum! me two *lukks hoapful*
Uh oh..I fink itz da aliens…hear to scramblee our braynz.
*runs an jumps into da small shoebox*
wif lead lining tew blok teh brayn wayves
I can’t hear you! Nawt thru all da lead an paws ober ears!!
I can nawt hear you!
*Closes eyes so you nawt can see me*
42?
Uh – kthx – but (!) I whippied my aeg an mylks tugedder – s’all good!
*sits at Griffyn’s feet an lukks pitifullee hongree*
da pore pore aigz- wat deed dey doo ta desebe ta bee wippeded?
Hear lc – haz sum cobbloler – it’s bedder den cayk an ewe don’t even hassa go tu de braykrum – an hear P-K an Punkin an evereewuns – it mayd a hewj cobbloler – wif peaches and blooberrees – yum yum yummy!
Woohoo! Fank yu, Griffyn! *nomnompurrnomnompurr*
dank yu griffyn.
nom mrpm nom nom mrpm nom *urP* exsweez me
dat wuz gud, ai shall honor da pore aigz fur der sacrafice by eatin anudder piece ob cobbler , yum nom nom nom
Da reezun dey duz dis iz tew mayx yew go fru da hole stoar… n hoapfullee yew will finds sumfink else yew needs/wants, tew!
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Ai nawt fink is smart tew duz, butt (!) dat beh the Y of eet.
can’t fynd carp in ars anymore effer. They took owt the fish/pet sekshun. An movoed ebryfing around and took owt most of the crafts section. Dey kawl dis an improvbment? Dey mus be doin dem awl, ars got whackified abowt a yer ago. Sigh. We is wun of dose towns wif noffing but the Wally place left, mostly. So we takes teh changes pursunally.
you bedder not hav eatd mai friz!!
Frenz, I gotta go foraj foar sum fuds.
I prolly be bak laytur.
Bye foar now!
**comez runnin bak in, laffin**
Y’all nawt gonna BELEEV dis!
3km called me a minnit ago. Hur an hur famlee iz bein held hosdifj by a rabid skwirrl! Srsly!
Teh cops an animlol contrlol iz at hur howse, tryin to figger owt wut to do nexst. Teh skwirrl currentlee unner a tool-bocks, butt dey nawt kno wut to do nexst!
I hope somones videotaping!
*lukks arownd wif a suspishus fur Leeza*
Well, tehy cud offur teh skwirrl a case uv amarreto, a bushel uv miksed nuts, an a flite tu teh destinayshun uv hims choyce.
rabid skwirrls… dat sowns nawt so funs az it sowns
After an hour and a half standoff the perpatratur was taken into custody without “incident” AKA shots fired. Although he tried to escape, he was recaptured almost immediatly. No one was injured in the incident and the suspect is being held with charges pending.
BTW, the perpatratur escaped through a hole in animal controls net. WTF!
News at elebenty
My neighbors must think all kinds of weird and awful things of us. Cruiser parked infront of the house with the spot light on an upside down tool box in the middle of our yard for over an hour. LMAO at what they must have been thinkin.
Nevvur a dull momint at teh Howse of 3km! ROFLMAO
Happitayle birfing day, Chikkin Man!
3km – I forgottid to tayle u sumfin:
I has desyded wut my cawlin in lief bein!
I’m gonna drink lotsa alkyhawl, do lotsa drugz, an dezyne parkin lots foar lokal developurs!
Deres no way I cud do werse job den wuts alreddy owt dere….
OH, yu haz been tu Hamburg and Brannon Crossing!! I kant believe there hazzn’t been a horrible deadly accident at Brannon yet. I never haz been tu Hamburg, but (!) I hear it iz terrible.
I lernded sumfin: U nawt can get to Brannon Crossing frum Harrodsburg Road!
I’m croozin down 68, finkin “Ware in teh hail izzit?”
Wantid to shaer dis linkee. Enjoi! LOL
Ai finks thoze bi teh kwalificashuns fur teh job.
CHEEZPEEPS!!!!! ai haz nawt seen yew awl in SEW lawng! meesed yew sew mush!
{{{{{awl cheezpeeps}}}}}
Nao THAT’S a happee meal! Want!1!!elebenty!!!1!!
Dis wun happee meel pryze dat won end up in trash, aifinkso!
CHEEZPEEPS!!! ai has nawt seen yew in AGES!!! meesed yew awl sew mush!
{{{{{awl teh cheezpeeps}}}}}
hai yew!! glad eat started werking!!!
me too! wuz getin REELY noyin!
sew hao yew haz been???
purty gud, paited a LAWT todai, was FUN!
yew lieks teh yeller pante doesnt yew??
YESH, lieks eat SEW MUSH!!! looks sew purty!
kewlyoh
yew haz gud dai?
yesh ai dead woek up at newn!!!
sounds liek yew had gud dai too!
can’t WAYT till mai room iz feeneeshed, will look sew purty!
ai bet eat wheel!!!!
yesh, eat weel! mai apologees eef ai tawk bout eat a lawt, jus excited, taht iz awl
eaz purrfectly fien
fanks
Ohai, Kat! Welcome back!!! {{{{{Kat}}}}}
ohai, p-k! how haz yew been?
{{{{{p-k}}}}}
Bizzy bizzy, wif an apartmint full uv cyoot foster-kittehs — ai haz splorted so oftin, ai haz no brayns left!
oh wow!!!
kittehs–mai favorite fing! tehy b SEW kyoot!
ai wood splort awl ober teh place too!
6 be 3-4 munfs old, an sooooo cuddly and luvabul! An a lil cyootee 8 weeks old whose momma waz heer til yesserday. Izza cupple pics in mai profyle, an a bunch uv bideos on YouTube
Ai wurking part-time at local humayn sosietee nao ai gradumated, so iz hard nawt tu bring hoam teh wuns whu needing it.
*comes BERRY close tew splortin jus finking bout teh kyoot kittehs*
p-k: I seen a 9 yeer old Himmy boi 2day.
Tawlk abowt beyootimus! Him had icee bloo eies. BERRY floofy an layed bak. Meetid teh cupplol dat wuz innerested in him, an gots to rub himz (kitteh’s) belleh.
Oh, an teh kittens! Between teh two PetSmart stoars, I nawt has enny branes leftid. I splorted at bofe playses.
oh – a Himmie!!!! ai lubs dem! prittiyest eies uv bloo, an yesh, mai Stormy wuz bery soft an floofy an layed bakk. sumdai, ai will haz anudder Himmie…
*wayvs tu teh pretty Kat* ohai dere
lawts ub cheez frends ai nawt meeted yet is comins tu sai ohai tuday
ohai, kerri! nice tew meetz yew!
*extends floofy paw in frendship*
yu tu, is niec tu meets yu tu
*taeks floofy paw wif a happitayl*
Uh, hi, I’d like a kittin wit snorgles and smoo, and a larj diet soda…
kan ai gets mien wif extra floof?
Summbuddee beeleebz
in ‘Troof Inz Advurtyzeeng’
andz maykz ‘Happee Meel’!
Happee Meel Kitteh
didz nawtz meen 2 Nomz t3h fryz
andz Kwarturr Powndurr
Happee Meel Kitteh
wawntz sum Snoargillz andz Rubbinz
b4 taykeengz Napz!
Jack.
Wunnerful, Jack! But..you know the Happee Meel Kitteh did too mean to nom the fries and burger! Dis kitteh luks a little like the noo kitteh we got las week in Texas. We kalled her Amarillo!
Ammurrillo amz
carosoo’z noo Kitteh wut lubz
2 beez Snuggilld tyte!
Ammurrillo can
habz lawtz Rubbinz unnurr hurz
chin andz floofee chesst
Ammurrillo knoez
besstest tyme 2 waykz Hewminz
wenz hurz habz hungree!
Ammurrillo habz
wunndurrfull 4ebbur Hoam
wiff hurz noo Hewminz!!!
Jack.
Customur: Dis nawt goggie bag. Dis iz KITTEH bag!
McD’s employee: Eh, jes tayk teh bag an shaddup. Oh, an nawt to put ur hawthawthawt cawfee cup between ur legz.
Da badge ob common sense goes only to da werthy!
(MHL commercial)
dat’s quite a bargain!!!
Dat happee meel prize wud be sleepingks een mai bed wif a pritty collars! An a naem an everthing! Butt (!) I has a sad cos not eben mai own lolcats can has a sleep in mai bed. Stoopy pleh allurgeez. Ai misses mai lolkittehs purring in mai earz during no-light time.
*growlhissmeowspit* the stoopy WP be pudding mai replies in teh rong playses. Whut I doin rong?
Probably jest weird pretzlol!
Dis da happiest meel ebber! Eleventy!
McDonald’s wuld be 10x better if dese wer teh przes. Insted, u juz git sik from fud poizoning.
Tink uv all teh kittehs who wud get homz if dey came in Happee meelz
dis r wheeeeeeeeeey betr dan da toyz dey givz yuz
Ai be yur new toy. Ai tink ai ate all yur noms.
Gibme fud… Ah’ll supersize myself
You want fries widdat?
Picklol mi plz, plzzz! * Pllleeeeezzzzeee *
I wud luvs to have kitteh wif mai meal.
Best. mcdonaldz. run. EVAR!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No prob
omg! i love it. so funny and so adorable! i wish i got a kitteh in my happy meal. good job!
aww thats sooo cute
Best Happy Mealz EVAH!
lol cute kitteh
I wish I could find a kitteh in my happy meal