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I iz artissed kitteh
ohai pb! an conga rats on yur solow nawt sekkund! ai fink we has sum blooberree waffels heer sum wheers
>rummage rummaj<
wif teh reel butters an maplol seerup fur me!
hawt tee?
Ohai mugglemary! Iz kwite kwiet nao adn ai fort ai wuz aloan!
Yesh pleez! Hawt blak tee wiht wofflols wil bee lubly, tankee!
>glug glug gluggpop<
heers yur waffels!
iz holidae weekend heer in yoo ess aye, sew will be kwiet aifinkso
* nom nom sip sip yummee! *
Adn ownly 6:20 sumdai mawnen on eets coats! :snoozzzzz:
in respnoss tew yur kwestshun on ottoman kitteh, iz teh kitteh that is beenful, but ai fink cheezfrenz be alsow at times
Iz furry gud tu komm hear adn ownlee lissen wen gud cheezfrenz r on fier, sew tu speke.
heeheehee
cheezfrenz on fier
heeheehee
mentul pickshurr is priseless
* Sew tahtz wy dey corlz teh fyremenz all de tyme !! *
Yu kno, tork lyke a hows on fyre?
* knot ril8ted tu heeted argoomintz, soree *
Mornin PoussinBoi an Mugglemary an -moe an Daisy teh Curly Cat.
Ai’ve just maed sum fresh cawfee, an ai hav lotz ov peech/blooberree cobbler left over frun yesterday!! Ai’ve heeted it up an here iz sum whippee creeem to go wif it!
An akshoolee, ai did want to say sumthing – about cheezpeeps.
Ai wuz just lurking throo a cupple of LOLs taht ai mist, an a did notiss that sum ov geh nooer cheezpeeps ar a liddle too kwik to cawl sum wun a tee ar oh ell ell.
Ai noe no wun heer – nao – haz dun it – but ai thot ai mite menshun it in teh corse ov teh.
Ebreewun wuz in teh brakeroom a bit ago becuz a a commint tath wuz maed referring to kitteh in teh pikchoor – nawt about teh peepls heer.
It iz eezee to hurt teh felines ov teh nawt-so-offen-poasters bai mis-reeding waht they sed.
Ai just wanted to say peepl shud be a bit slower to juj.
Teh cween sed nawt tu fede enny t.r.*.*z adn ai uhgree. Sew yu lern nawt tu ansa bak adn maibee terns owt tehy wre meenen sumfen ells sum tymz.
A reel t…. iz narstee adn ezily spottid, ifinkso.
Tehn ai racez yu to teh
caekbraik ruum!OH yes! Teh reel wuns AR eezee to spot.
Speshullee wehn tehy uze teh “R” werd.
Itz troo – we hav no rools – but ai think that IZ a rool. We NEBBER, EBBER cawl sumwun teh “R” werd!!!
Fur sum idea uv teh commun kinds uv tee-are-oh-ell-ells, can see teh ekspanded taks-onomee (it nawt cost yu ennyfing, tho) heer: teh Guide Iz nawt definitiv, but gib an obervu uv what be considured wun-uv-tehm heer.
aifinkso that iz teh “beh niec” rool tu rite
Mawnen tu yu, fanks JanetCH4K! Ai wuz lukkin up wot cobblaz iz on inner tubes. Izzit lyk aplol crumbell, butt(!) wiv pitch/blubeery?
* Halp self tu yummi cawfee adn desert *
Glad yoo laik it! Too bad ar Ingerlish izn’t kwite teh saem languij!!
Yoo maek it in a baking dish, ov corse.
It iz usuallee maed wif teh joosier ov froots. Laik peeches. Becuz a lot of joos iz needed.
Teh topping iz a sweet biskit. Nao – ai meen Merry Can biskit – nawt a – to us – cookie or kraker.
A sweet biskit iz maed wif flour, salt, baking powder, egg an milk – an sum shugar fur teh sweet.
Yoo slice up teh froot, add sum shugar an put it in a bowl.
Then yoo taek teh biskit mix – maek a bit bigger tahn golf bawl balls – an squish tehm to about 1/2 inch thick – an put them awn it – awl ober teh tawp .
An bayk fur about 45 minniit. Teh biskit’s ar spozed to soak up a lot ov teh joos – sum waht laik a stromberree sortcaek.
So – iz it cleer nao??
* yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum *
Glad ai tuk a tinee surve coz it sowns yummee !!
I betta go sikeling adn byrn sum kalreez, ifinkso !!
* makes mentil note: cobblerz iz ingerlish mild swair wurd adn merrican sortcaek. Gottet!
LOL!!! Wun ov mai TTI frenz just pointed awt taht *ahem* cobblers iz – a mild swair wurd in teh TTI.
He wuz kwite amewzed taht ai wuz baking froot cobblerz!!
But – purrrhapz if wun maeks just WUN cobbler, itz OK??? Ai dont know!
Duzznt reelee sound much bedder. Ai just lerned that yesterday, so ai’m still laffing today!!
An ai must go nao too – fur mai loang morning wawk – an burn off sum kaloirees too!!!
Oh an ai misspelt “shortcake” Shudda bin “short cake.”
Aim shockt !!
shock:
Adn tehy abuze granma too !!
An ai furgot the budder in the biskit mix!!!
Ai drawz mai one conklusjinz on hyoomanz!
YAY PoussinBoi!! Ai just saw hao gud yur commint reelee IZ!!!!!
Elebentee burgerz to yooo!!!
An pleez com an hav sum cobbler an cawfee!
Ai lubs tihs playce wehre ai kan tri tu bee funnee.
Mi RL fambile juss groan. (Ai gess I not groan up?)
*squeeze JCH4K*
YOo ar rite.
Wun thing iz – moast ov us heer hav prittee much teh sayme KIND ov hyoomor – an we luv playing wif teh werds!! an teh double entrendres!
Itz Urlee Sundae morning awn a lawng vakayshun weak end heer! Ai think ebreewun iz still sleeping awn teh eest coast – an teh otters fur shur!!
Tho where ebreewun else iz??? Purrhapz teh wether iz byootiful awl ober Yurp an tehy ar awt awn pikniks!!!
Iz 9:26 pm Sumday hear adn spring haz strated. (from 1 Sep in Aus).
I had niec dwriv tu bizit fiendz in kountry 2dai. Tehre daffodils and jonquils wer bloomin. 16C (61F). Gladd witner iz ober.
Njoi ur walk. Tanks for torq.
It WUZ a fun torq!!
How luvelee to hav teh daffodils an jonkwills.
Ar fawl iz just starting – tho nawt offisshalee, ov corse. But awn mai wawk yesterday, ai notissed LOTZ ov teh leevez ar starting to tern!
But that iz verree prittee, too!
An noa ai’m REELEE going!
U is in Horse Trail Yeehaa, PoussinBoi? Whereabouts? Mr Martoonie just got back yesterday from Melbourne an he has teh jetlag sumfin horrid. He is asleep awl dai an awaek awl nite, an wants to eat awl teh time. Just liek a kitteh, nao ai come to fink ob it!
Ime in melburn.
* Ur hubby-cat sowns lyk me, come to fink ov it! *
Ooh, what a coinky-dink! (dat u is in melburn an he wuz in melburn, nawt dat u is bofe liek teh kittehs!)
Yepp!
Ai prolly parst himz in der strete.
Wot stayt u bee inn?
Ai’m in a terriblol state, ackshully.
Oh, u mean, wher ai is? Ai’m in TTI. About 35 miles sowf-west ob Lunnon.
Mi mistaek; asoomed u be merrican bi ur naim adn wiv no link tu follo.
Sew, 35 milez iz abowt 3 ours driving….
Hai – ai’m bak – fur a minnit!!
PB, ai see yoo haz met mai vereee deer frend SJ/martoonie. She UZED to be SJ – but had to chanj to martoonie fur teknikol reezuns!
But if yoo ar ebber reeding teh older commints – oar teh cheezland Lore an Legends, yoo need to noe hoo she iz, becuz she iz wun ov teh funniest peepl awn teh fayce ov teh urth!!
an she iz veree prominentalee feechoored in much ov ar “histree,* az it twere!
Thx JanetCH4K. Iz gud tu no teh legends adn parse tehm on to nyoo fokes, ifinkso !!
* Maiks note tu studee ICHC histree *
*blushes*
Janet u are too kind. Butt (he he) ai was just havin a small nostaljik momint an re-reading “helikat” – PB if u wants to rebisit a bery funny lol, if u searches for helikat u will find one ob owr better wuns! Ai wud post a linkie but teh teknologee – it is beyond me.
Fownd it !!
Helikat
Ossum! Ah, memrees – *sigh* – we has nawt spilled cawfee ober Teho in AYGES.
* paws furr intamishen braek in Helikat Epic*
Helikat iz liek watchin moobi Farst n Furrius. I needid a brayk !
Ime goin bak in !!
Ai still lyks teh Trial Uv teh Senchury, az far az teh fflashbacks. An teh kersploding soop!
Teh hunnert dollar towel! Nawt to menshun (well, ok, ai will menshun it) teh rownd people catcher fingy which has come in handy so menny times wehn LCB gets up high…
Teh winter Lollympics!
kitteh sez: all pens on sayl at tarjay fur bakk tew skewl. iz whare ai gots miin
Stay bak! Dese pens has PERMANENT ink!
Iz goin awn ur PERMANENT rekord yung hooman!
That looks like two different kittehs. Very cute, though!
ai fot so twoo, moe! did sumwun shave kitteh’s hedd? is so, why? an how?
MOe iz rite.
this iz indeed a VERREE stranj luking kitteh. alwmoast laik he haz a fur coat awn.
Cud it bee
*gasp* fotochopped??
But -wai??? Waht cud hav bin rong wif the reel kittehhed????
Iz Frankenkitteh?? Run awai! Run awai!
Hey, kitteh just had a little work done. After a certin age, a girl needs a liddle help sumtimes.
Wot kind of kittey is dat?
I want won!
Gray kittehs rool!
Coallekkturr Kitteh
lubz hurz Shynee Deevyssez
andz wut dayz can duz
Hy~Lyter Kitteh
lubz Mimmee~O~Graff Masheen
eenk andz way itz smellz!
Ryteeng Stikkz amz lyke
Millk Reeng Feengeez. U canz batz
demz arowndz 4 owuurz!
Jack.
Oh Jack!! So TROOO!! An teh MIlk Reeng Feengeez!! Mai kittehz luv them. An ai cant keep a marker awn mai tayblol!! Sum kitteh haz awlwaiz batted it off!!
Hai, JCH4Kz!
Millk Reeng Feengeez habz
Tawp Spawt wiff moast Kittehz ifz
Bawll ubz Yawrz nawtz ’roundz!
Shynee Stikkz cumz inz
sekkundz. Kittehz jusst lubz t3h
prittee sowndz dayz maykz
Furd Playss amz reezurvvd
4 ‘Poe~tay~toh Bawll’ witch amz
awllwayz playd atz nyte
Poe~tay~toh Bawll beez
lawtza Phunn, cuz t3h Bawll amz
nebburr, ebburr rowndz!
Jack.
mai kittehbois fabritt tois that nawt reelee tois:
1. kew tipp
2. candee rapper
3. strawz
Yu got lotz ob kittehz, mm?
mai ai tri it onn?
Aifinkso kitteh is in witness (kittness?) purrtection program and her real identity must be purrtected by putting a new head on her shoulders. Purrphaps she stole – no, make that liberated – teh pens and is really LCB or minion thereof.
Teh pens is mine. An teh papurr is mine. An teh paints is mine. An teh sparklee stickers is mine (butt hard to get awf teh pawsis). An teh tablol is mine, an teh cowch is mine, an teh ‘puter is mine, an awl teh fuds is mine, an awl teh toys is mine, an teh kleen laundrees is mine, an teh warm spot awn teh rug is mine.
Teh goggie – yurs.
teh goggie awl fer meh? genrus kitteh…is genrus
Oh yesh. Ai’m awl hart. U can has teh hareball ai horked up neckst to ur bed, too.
Ai need dese penz, u noe cahn haz. Ai need tew hilite mai copy uv
PenthouseCatFancy an den write letter tew teh editur.Yu ownlee buy eet fur teh arrtickles, rite?
All dough ai wudda funk yud preefurr Playgrrll magazine?
*pooshes magazeens unner cowch wif fuut*
wat is this Playgrrll u speek uv?
Iz dat teh firemens edishun?
firemens? where iz teh firemens? *lookie left an rite* ai dun see teh firemens…
(Ohai martoonie, is niec tu meets yu, yu can has profile?)
Ohai Kerri, niec to meets u too, ai has been arownd heer awn ICHC for a long time, but ai nawt able to get heer bery offen these days. Ai does nawt has profile, becaws ai is IT-illiterit. Ai had to has help to get a abatar an a WP login!
Dats o kay
Ai iz fambily puter translader, ony wun in teh fambily taht speek puter an I can has lawts ub pashunts fur it.. mai sekret iz tu beh stuburn an neber gib up till ai figrrrs it owt, an it wurks preddy well fur meh aksully 
Umforchewnitly, ai has teh bery short attenshun sp… ooh luk, shiny!
Duzzent EBREEwun just bai it fur teh artikuls??? Ai dint think there wuz enewun hoo wud akshoolee luk at teh pikshoors!
I need to print this for my dorm room door. I’m a pen person and my suitemates would get a kick out of it.
)
Gud moarning!
Mai moarning hadda late start (coz ai nawt heer teh alarm go awf atawl, ai sware!) but an eggsiting wun!
Trick lyk tu sit awn Seanya’s puter monitor an observe fings, coz iz pretty sentral. Ai feeded teh lil kittehs in teh kitchin, an taked teh bowls fur mai kwartet tu finding tehm (*sigh* tehy purrrfur tu eet in bedruum, well away frum small kittehs whu trai tu steel their gushifuds… they so gud abowt teh lil guys, it hard tu argu).
Trick jumped awf monitur so hard him tipped it awf teh desk! (In teh saym direkshun him jumped, sumhao o.O ) Ai sawed it fawling but cud nawt reech in tiem, an had hands full uv kitteh bowls also, an ai automagiklee yelled, “No!”
Monitur come daon… intu chair, fank CC, nawt floor, an cabuls held it frum going furver. Whew! But between mai yell an teh crashy noizes, it skared teh basement ryte owt uv awl seben small kittehs, whu awl taked awf running fur teh back bedruum at Warp Elebenty Point Nine, going ober oar FRU ennyfing in teh way.
Taked sum tiem tu coaks tehm intu coming back owt. Ai putted their gushifuds in teh back bedruum fur tehm, an ebreewun bentually camed back tu finish eeting. But oh mai, awl teh lil floofed up tayls, an tehre be no wurds fur 7 small kittehs awl stampeeding lyk taht!!!
Dis iz zactly wut ai miss nawt habins kittehs, dey is SOOO funneh butt(!) goggiez is jus goofy
OMCC! Prysma-kitteh, u b habbin a fun mornin! I hab lots ov gigglols when ai readed ur commint! Fun in K-town! Ai ken jest heer all dem small kittehs tundering daaown teh hall!!! Haahaahaa!
Hay! I’ve been luukin foar dem!
Ware u findin?
need hi-litrs fur hi-litin my inportint dokumentz tx
Office Depot kitteh not gud wif customur servis.
Dis be de saam ata las wun Ai wen tew! (difarent salez-kitteh, toe)
Needs betta tranein, ifinkso
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This is an amusing image of a cat
yesh, kwite
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