I stubbed mai TOOOOOOOOE!
still nawt as painful as puttin a toe in a sokkit.
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Hi D.R.
*Tippy-toez in in deh middlol uv deh nite and
*schmooz deh Donkey btween deh eerz.
Woo00t fur teh troo two TY fur carosue an jk2kitteh!!
An teh grate GMTA frum 3kittymamma!
Moar stuffs frum teh TY Boo Teek??!
There ar still teh Ty Dy kitteeh fayce T-Shurts – in AWL sizes! An lots ov nice beeds – menee wif pease sines awn them. And – just a verreee few of teh fringee vests.
Oooo. Beeds! Dere are beeds? Be rite dere!
Cangrabshoolaces, carosue! Kissin az alwaze gud!
MAAAAWM!!! ai wantz mai mawmmmeeeeee!!!!!
Cangrabshoolaces tew yu, jk2k! Ai duzzint want teh kitteh tew kry! Toe-stubbins hertz BAD. Pore kitteh.
Awww poor bebbeh, I kiss it fur yu!
Stoopy liddur bawks. Wuts eet doin’in teh rong playse?
*snickers*
See kitteh. See how dat feels? Negst tiem doan frow teh sand owtside awl ober foar daddeh tew step awn in teh middlol ob teh nite wen hii gits up tew git uh dwink ob waddur.
I iz nawt too tired; I wanna go back to da party! Waaaah!
Gonna hav to send him to the Boo-Boo Ward
Bedder senda WAHHH!mbulance!
Jeff Gordon kitteh.
*Wipes ice t oofa keyboard*
Yes, sweet lil kyuteness kitteh, I will make it all better too!
I finkso I had dis luuk awn my fayse wen I ran in2 teh traylur hitch awn dadz truk.
Dem fings nawt gib at AWL!
Yoo did WHAT???????
Oooh…dose hurt so MUCH! I has knocked into a ball hitch or two in mai thyme, az well!
Yup, ran in2 it wif my leg.
Still gotz teh brooze to show foar it.
:rolls:
**kisses it beddur**
Wii can’t hab yew hobblin’‘rownd yor gnu howse, kin wii?
ohai again rhsb again p.s. is it better?
OHAI bigKittehfan!
Ai am JCH4K – an welcome heer to ar comfee an happee hoam.
ai hav notizzed that – well – we dont hav rools – ai dont meen rools – but yoo ar doing a cuppla things rong.
Heer – if yoo wanted to speek to rhsb, yoo shud do a “reply” where hur comment iz. Itz much eezier to keep trak ov who yoo ar speeking to if yoo do it that way.
An – yur nayme iz bloo, but it duzn’t go eneware. Doo yoo have a profyle yet?
Waht yoo need to do – to see hao things werk – iz go to Cheeztowncryer.com (with teh trhee dubble u-z) an – luk under – ai think – ICHC halpers. Cweenmj haz a hole lot ov stuff ritten about hao tern bloo, get a profyle – an an avatar.
Yoo can awlso just click awn hur nayme, too. An if yoo hav kweschuns, just ask. Sumwun will be bai so bai and bai (ai hope) an halp yoo.
So anyways, is dis betters? Sorries!
o hai bigKittehfan! Wut JKH4K iz tawkin bowt iz “Avatarz adn bloo namez” on Cheez Town Cryer.
h ttp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/avatarz-adn-bloo-namez/
(taek teh spays owta between teh h an teh p an paste enna address bar.) Ai iz baree recently bloo, an had a ruff tiem triyen tew get mai linkee tew werk ryte. Ifn yew nedez moar wun-on-wun, poast bak an ai will triy tew helpz, ai merember hao canfoozafying it wuz fur meh!
(=^.^=)
*
Cat face!
<:::::::::|==o in hand
OK, ai seez wut yu iz doin rong. Inna comment bocks iz space fur name, email, and website. Fur website, yoo iz puttin en teh website fur dis paje, an it nedez tew be teh website fur yore profile:
h ttp://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=bigKittehfan
Taek owt teh spase tween h & t an paste this en ware itz sayin website, (en teh comment boks) Den, wii kan be klikken awn yur bloo naem an ceein yur profile. Hope dis helpz!
Ooooh, bebbeh minez me ub best krismes prezzie ai ebur gawt. wuz awmoast 10 yeerz owld. getz up nd finez liddul gray tuxie undur da tree. Bruvvurs awlredy naim hur “Lesalie” Wuz mai bestest budpal fur til ai went tu kolij. Nd wuz so smrat nd gud huntur. catched goal fishez, nd blakburdz nd sally mandurz nd bring hwom fur prezziez.
If u lukz deeeeeep inside deh kittehz mouf, u kin seeing a teeny tiny liddlol spot on deh roof uv himz mouf…… Winky hadded a big spot like dat adn a berry tiny wun rite bhind her front toofz. Deh onlyest time u kud seeing dem wuz if shii b yawning whyle lying wif her hed on uppa side down. Her wuz sebrul yrz old b4 wii seeinged deh liddlol bitty spot bhind deh tooferz…
My “Punkin” hazza spotted pallet. Looks strange, butt cutes!
mah Injeh has demz 2, vet sayz is like freckles fur kittehz
Punkin’s looks more lyke a girafff inna mouf.
ohai, graishus cween! Bin meenin tew tell yu, yur Winky loox much liek mai Odessy (aka Oddity)
Uhoh, fone ringin, pleh RL invadin, gawt to go, thxbai
AI’ll kuddle u kitteh!!
me tew!
*gets in kitteh kuddle line*
O hai, gammacat!
Hasn’t seen u’s in a wyle!
*Tries to take cutz in cuddle line*
I iz feline like dat kitteh, I has an overwhelmed
so mush to do an so liddel tyme
{{{2_k}}}
Wud u lyk an adult bevridj?
I iz drinking hot chocolate rite now, mebbeh Iz can spike it wid Bailey’s or Kahlua
Witch wun u want?
Wii iz habbin a partee tonite, to sillybrate my noo playse.
Try puttin sum butterscotch rum inda hot choxlits…iz delish!
ohai rhsb – eye hazza imbarrasst – eye wuz swinging owtsyde on my yard swing an an an furgitted der wuz a how swarming goin awn – sowwy! – hear, I bwowt a bawtle of tekillya that I bawt in Meheeko…eetz de purty gold (nawt orinj/nawt poisin) kynd…enjoy!
Iz alrite.
U see Elbis annyware?
duz de Elbis tribyoot seenger dat werks at my werk kownt?
Nope.
Wail – himz a rilly gud singer – I’ve watched hiz band purrform sevarul tymes, but (!) I don’tfinkso dat he’s de reel Elbis. Oh well!
Elbis has left teh building, aifinkso!
Ohai red! Ai brotted yew a hau swarmin prezint!
Njoi!
.
*Hands red a leesh, connektid tew a niklais onna YNF* (F= Fyrmins)
.
Him beh da berry gud, and gud foar yew, tew!
God, i know how that kitteh feels
**Red singz wif teh raydeeoh**
Aint no restin foar teh wikkid
Munnies nawt growin awn tweez
awe. poor kitteh!
*Banging head against da wall.* Why, why, why can’t teenage boi show emotion, ask questions lyke they are innerested, or even akt lyke dey are payin attention?
I finkso iz a rool sumware.
Kids turn into aliens in their teens. I heard they turn human again at about 23. God bless you and your teen!
Dis nawt beh sew far frum da troof. At poobertee, da brayn sez, oh, wii has awl deez konexons dat whee is nawt yewsin. Lets git rid ub da wuns wee nawt use mush. An sew da brayn starts tew dew dis. Dis kormpleets wen peeps is abowt 25 yrs owld. Sew, da teenajer brayn is getting rid ub stuph sumthymes dat maybeh shudnt, aifinkso!
Iz dere enny Ratty mammas heer tonite? I tolded a fren of mien I wud axk kweshtun foar hur.
I nawt know wat a Ratty mamma is. Oh, iz it a momma uf rats? Yu know I iz da naive bout sumthings
Yesh, iz mamma of ratz.
**petz 3km onna hed**
Iz alrite. I still lubs u.
Yu know haz been a hard week, which inturn makes da mind weak!
Yesh, u has had a week frum BC.
**gibs 3km icee cold beer**
Ai is nawt currently a muther of rats, butt (!!) ai has had more than a few rat bebbehs. Kin ai halp?
Duz u trim dere nayles, oar duz dey tayk care of dat by demselbs?
Hmm, ai nebber trimmed my rats’nails, but I always made sure they got plenty of exercise outside teh cage. When they run around it helps keep em worn down.
Bebbeh Floof Kitteh
habz grayt beeg pawz. No canz seez
itteh bitteh toez
Itteh bitteh toez
summtymez doan’tz goez wayr Bebbeh
Kitteh wawntz dem 2
Bebbeh Floof Kitteh
amz ekksellent clymurr ubz
Prittee Wun’z Curtinnz
Jack.
Yay, Jack!
**offurz Jack bevridj**
Happitayle Friday!
Ohai awl cheezpeeps! Iz fried-egg nite and caturday eve! Pleez tew be habbin a wunnerful nyte an happytayl weekend!
Cangrabshoolaces to yu, rhsb, awn teh gnu plaze! Izza awlwayz wunnerfulness wen ebberyting iz awl gnu an speshul. Ize dew a widdul dans fur yew, tho:
*Tow, heal, shuvvel step, tew, heal, shuvvel step,
Spinz tew ryte, spinz tew left, a hawp anna kik anna
tow, heal, shuvvel step.
Waivs teh floofy tayl ryte,
waivs teh floofy tayl left, anna
tow, heal, shuvvel step
toe heal, boughs tu teh crowd uv admyrers an, an …an…
fawls ofer enna embara$$edamint*
OOpz, did ai du teht owt lowd?
Fankee, pj. Thawt ai wuz dreeming an ebberything wuz ok, and den, OOPS ai woked up!
Oh Hai!
:blush:
Iz ai tew late foar teh howsewarmin party?
**brings sordid pony kegs and large pan ob carne asada**
**and tortillas in tortilla warmers, which Red gets*
**gets tew keep foar her new place**
Ai alsew brawt yew sum new age style scented candlolz.
Can’t hab tew maanee
Sandlolwood (ob corse), Jasmine, and Dragon’s blud.
I made uh cuppla mix tape foar yew tew.
Yeah, dats rite, ai sed mix tapes.
Ai’m kikin’eet ol’style.
**Puts awn uh sawng frum wun ob the tapes**
**Pour uh beer frum wunna dug kegs and and toasts Red**
Here’s tew good neighbors
**hands Red speshul gifty**
**package suddenly starts vibraytin**
Errm…yew open dat wun uh liddlol later, kthx.
**dans dans dans**
*wunders if der b a nawwty barn in da back ob da new Red’s howse*
*wunders if der be a brakeroom wiff cake*
*eep* Didja see uh TEE AWR OH dubblol hocky stix?
I ussully can’t recognize dem rite away. I always lyke to fink da best ob peoples. Benefit ob da dowt kinda finkin.
Ai yam liek dat tew. Wunce we hadda bananafone cheezpeep dat wii fot wuzza troll at furst coz dey their poasts sed nuffin butt(!)
*ring ring bananfone*, butt(!) him/her wuz playin’uh nawt sekkund caller game and gabe prizes.
**Wunders wuteber happened tew bananafone**
*ring ring ring bananafone!*
‘ahlo?
Adn wii hassa weiner!!! Wif BDM a cloes nawt-fird!!!
Naow, fur prezzies, ur pik of ur bery own Britnee Speers oar Perezz Hellton bobblol-hed figur, compleet wif accessorees adn papparazi!
“dats so hawt” hehehehe!
“Oops ai did eet again” ROFLPIMP!
*gibbs nc66 shamwoww diaper!* Don’t do it again!
Takes diaper awf and puts awn hed
and danses around cheezland.
Nekkid dansdansdans
Oooh ai habn’t dun dis inna while.
**puts awn anudder sawng frum the mix tape**
Herrow?
♪♫ Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc,
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic. ♪♫
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei
Almost certainly. Izza full moon owt tunite, sew the ROYNG’s are ironing owtside. They heat der irons awn teh rawks near the fire pit.
**jumps ober fire pit*
**duz uh liddlol HAWT HAWT HAWT pants awn fire dans**
RO??? reallly old?
Red’s Own
Nee hee hee! Fanxx fer da claribications.
**puts awn unudder sawng frum teh mix tapes**
dans dans dans
Good 1! We are amuzed!
Yew gotta maus in yor pawkit?
I dunno; *Giggols*
Ooooooooooooooh! I git eet nao. Ai did nawt see teh cawmint below.
Ai fot ai wuz gunna hab tew take the cough syrup away frum yew foar uh sekkund there.
We awr heding tew the brakeroom nao.
Wun tyme wen ai wuz a littlol wun ai woked mai mommi up an tole hur taht ai stubbed mai toe tehn ai wint bak tu bed. Ai donnut remembur doing taht. Ai thinks ai wuz teh sleep walking.
We iz not amuzed. /snub
Sense iiz caturdai eve an rhsb’s hauswarning, mai huzbabs haz baked hiz famous fresh an warm baklava. Will be surbing it wiff wutebber drenx iz appropriated, en teh brakeroom. Mehbeh teh bunilla izecreem wood be gud wif it?
Ders baklava in da brakeroom!
nom nom nom….ooooh, ooozo!
Yes, an hims maeks it berry berry gud, wif lotz uv teh hunny an teh flakeez! Culd amost (but nawt kwite) splort frum teh yummieness. Srry tew beh a party-pooper, but needz tew goe sleepy-bai nao. Haz bin a ruff week.
Sweet dreems tew awl mai cheez frenz. Yu meens moar tew meh than yu kan noe! (mai baer sez niteynite tew) (an awl dem kittehs datz hawgin mai bed!)
Nity nite, sunnyhuckle! Smooose!
How wud wii get bi wifout teh cheezpeeps? Wud b a sad adn loan lee werld. Slip well, SH.
It´s nice kitty…
Poor cat! xD
ooohhhh kitty that hurts so much!
Iz de kitteh okaaz? Meh toesiez got hurt yeaer’day and meh not likie feelin’in de horiball nerve-ending…
poor kitteh, i share my cheezeburgerr wit woo
OH NOEZ! Kitteh needs ferst aid!
Ha ha! I haz ingrown clawz and thatz how i soundz when the hit stuffz
awww if i could i would kiss it 2 make it better.
Ai be needin ambulance! It herts meh!
The cat stubbed his toe. Call the ambushlance!
awh. teh poor kitteh. sumone call an ambulanshe plz! kthxbai!
“Aaaaaaaalviiiiiiiiin” ahah
dat gawta hurt.