
Good Evening…… Hitchcock kitty theater presents….
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Good Evening…… Hitchcock kitty theater presents….
Picture by: catzz27. Caption by: tuloolah via Our LOL Builder
Frum teh dark sied…
congrats miss anni!
*Sigh* Iz Conga ratz!
Ai had too danz too teh sawng fur a grayd in danz claz laz yeer.
Congregationz anni!
Thx fur teh congrats, Krelm an PB! teh 3 uv us can goe 2 teh tye booteek fur sum Caturdai shoppin!
Izit stil colled? Wot about uh nu woolin skaaf?
It’s a bit less cawld 2dai, but we aer finking dat it wull ownlee get cawlder now az we hedd 2 wintur – wile u hedd fur summur! Aifink a noo warm skarf wud be a berry gud eye deer.
K. Weel getz nyoo skarvz foar awl wiv litlol kitteez foar teh menz adn bigg kitteh-katz foar teh ladeez.
Iz Fartha’s Dai 2morow hear. Shopz bee bizzy bizzy tidai.
Fartha’s Dai iz eberydai! Sew iz Mummiz Dai! Ai mis mai’n boff but iz a luki kitteh tew haf such wunnerfal momma an fartha! Ai gonna mark duwn this xtra dai fer mai dad. Iz, ai haz a curious, Mama’s Dai in Or~Strail~ya inna Seeptimber, awlsew?
Ohai Op_sMama! Muvvaz Dey hear iz sekkund Sumdai of Mai. Wen ai wuz yung, wi wor whyte chrysanthemums (Whew! Woz hardz tu spel!) tu cherch in tragidishun ob merrican ladie, ai woz tald!
Cawld is teh pleh. Ai not liek eet, and ai fink Jewel mite come out uf teh sleepy
Cawld is teh pleh. Ai not liek eet, and ai fink Jewel mite come out uf teh sleepyroom when et gets cawlder, becuz teh sleepyroom is bery cawld een wintur
anni, i was watchin a horse show (Shires) from TTI, and they were panning around the place and i saw a concession that was selling ‘beanie burgers’ … I’m thinkin’ baked beans on a bun? yes/no…
Ai aer nawt berry well up in fass-fuds! It cud be a burger wiv baked beenz oar a veggitaryun fing maed uv sordid beenz.
thanx… aktyooally, baked beens onna burger sownz pretty good!
vejtematarryan, pleh! (now don’t no one send me veggie hate mail K)
Baikd beens foar mi tu, thx. Betta uze nife adn fawk, ifinkso!
* Alsew awe-daz mugz ob hot choklit for awl !! *
Happi Daze !!
Ai eet sum veggytariun stuff, but Ai enjoi meet 2!
BOOO!!
Yu cawld, Yogi?
yoo gotz teh pik-i-nik bassket?
Ai got evree basskit in Jillistoan
dat mus be acuzz yoo so shmardt!!
… tahn teh abridge bare … * heh, heh *
tayke a showa plz befor movi
anyoo too PB!
Iz congaz or duz i nid showa?
congo rat shoe maylayshuns!!
bawt yu stil miyt nede showa…
Eeek!! Eeek!! Eeek!! Eeek!! ♪ * dram attic mewsic *
Teh master of suspenss!
wow duz dat breeng bak memahreez….
Yes,so tru!
Teee heee!
Larry King – Teh Master ov Suspenders.
Ooooh …oooOoOoooooo aim hiar ooOoOoooo aim not….hiar
Iffen u stil hiar, y-not stai adn tork a wile ….
Sill~o~ette Kitteh
libz in sillkee shaddoz andz
watchez inz sylenss
Sill~o~ette Kitteh
keepz noatz awn hurz Hewminz andz
cawllz t3h Muthurr Shipp
Sill~o~ette Kitteh
mayz hurs selff knone oanlee wenz
itz passt tyme 4 Nomz!
Jack.
Itz anuver ‘Guddd Eeevvenniinngg’ fwom yu !!11!!
Pith awf teh kitteh:
“libz in sillkee shaddoz andz
watchez inz sylenss”
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Iz no mysturie yy ewe no des mysturiez, Jack! Ewez Mysturiouz ewersef! Ai sailoot ewe, poet uf mysturie!
hahaha ai lub kitteh silanse♪
soooooo naissss
…….Tunitez presentayshun….Teh Byrdz
(wot els waz yu eggspektun?)
Hitchcock kitteh theatre presents…
Teh mystery ob teh blak floof awn teh kleen wite lawndrees!
A mysteree kwiklee solved!
**Squmez me** Ohai peepuls who is dere? I is a nu cheezland person and kind’ve lonelies.
Ohai BKF!
Welkum!
Thank u!
Ohai! Dis iz de best placce tew fixx~up bean lonelies! Sumwun alwaiz sez funni punz an den sumwun gibbon updat on dis or dat kitteh. Sum peeps ar sew taleentad, ina artz, ina cookn nomz, ina bussiness. Eberiwun iz nice an gotz suc joi dat eben sadd fingz r rapped in soff cheezpeep blankett an gibbon hugz.
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Ohai bikKittehfan, welcome to cheezland. Ai’m nawt heer so mush ennymoar (stoopie reel life) but teh peeps heer are teh awsum an will make u bery welcome. Butt (he he) dere is nobuddy heer rite now – becaws is Caturday, ai finkso dey is eiver in bed still, oar doin teh shoppin, oar werkin in teh garden. Ai’m shoor dey will awl be heer later. In teh meentime, let me offer u a martoonie (shaken, stirred, wuteber) becaws is five o’clock sumwehr. Cheers!
oopsie dat’s bigKittehfan, nawt bikKittehfan. Mai typos, let me show u dem.
hey! dis bii famulee siyt! dont yu bii flashun yur typos!!!
Ai takes dem to teh naughty barn. Ai has irnin ai needs doin, too.
Oh thanks, I bees having a big happy naow!
Ohai bigKittehfan. Iz kwite kwiet nao. Ware on urf r yew?
I bees in Americas. I is an early riser.
Hello?
…iz teh wizer.
Ai bee in teh Lan Down Unduh an itz 11:15 Caturdai Nite nao.
* Offez blak furry paw ov french ship *
Hao du yoo du!
Exelent! Dat is to cool, ai always wanted to go to de land down unda!
P.S. **Acepts blak furry paw of french ship**
Ohai bigKittehfan!
Wud u mind iffen ai gib u a lil advises? Dis bery bery frendly plaice an ebreewun welkom but nawt reely a reglar chat ruum type fing, peeps jump in an owt sew sumtymes cud bee u nawt git a repli rite awai. Oar if u posts awn a lol rite befor a noo lol goes up, mostly fokses has mooved over tew teh noo pic. Iffen lawts uv peeps r heer wen a noo lol goes up dere gets a convosashun goin but nawt awl teh tyme.
Duz u haz a ICHC profyle? Iffen u maik ur naim into a linkee tew ur profyle den fokses cahn clik awn it an see ur info an sen u frend rekwests an awl. cweenmj haz a wunnerful site cawled the cheesetown cryer wif lots of info fer noo cheesepeeps. Pleez tew clik awn my bloo wurds heer to see sum helpers. The ‘avatars an bloo naims’ sekshun is ful uv win an awsum.
Welkom tew cheeseland!
Thanks again, Bluesfan473, ai saw u las’ night on de udder pic i fink.
U bery welcom. Ai nawt meen tew bee a bossy boots dere butt ai kno sumtymes iffen peeps eggspekt dis tew bee lyke a reglar chat ruum dey r disapoynted an gits angree if noe wun ansers dem.
Teh cheesetown cryer wuz sew hepful tew meh wen ai nawt sekond started visitin ICHC, ai hoap u wil chek it owt!
Thanks! doez u want to bees friends?
shure! iz ur prolyle naim supersweetie? iffen dats u den frend rekwest receebed an akceptid
“bossy boots” iz funnee
duz dat meen yur alternate identity is Puss in boots?
Mebbe… Mebbe..
(=^;^=) **happy kitteh face**
… presents… “Teh Black Cat” by Edgar Allan Poe
win!
FTW – right!!!!
Oh mai! RushnGreen!! Ai – yoo – LOL!!
Nice to see yoo heer again. Yoo may be goan – but furgotten, yoo ar NAWT!
Awl ov a sudden, naymes frum teh distant past ar popping up awl over. Just saw Cottleson Pie – an eben LuvBJones droppt in fur a cupple ov LOL! An OnceaJynz (B!).
And me, de nu person! by de way, as ai said, where bees u from, Janetcanhas4kittehs?
epic WIN!
Win Win!
OHai BKF!
Da moviez paying tuhday iz:
Rope Toy
Staring Out the Rear Window
The Tasty Birds
Zooming Around House for no Reason: The Psycho Kitty Story
The Kitteh Who Barfed Too Much
Pounding Up and Down 39 Steps at Night
Dial N for Noms
To Catch a Chipmunk
Torn Curtain With Mah Claws
Hichcock filum list readz like kitteh lyfe!
win! @@@@@
Ha! Win! P.s. I liks de Dial n for Noms!
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indeed!
That’s my kitty Aurora!
I don’t get it. ♪
eek bean owt aul dai miszd free lols, oh shduw kitty
I love Hitchcock
This is great!