thumb war champion
thumb war champion is ready for battle
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Ai taek him awn
but Ai’m feered uf teh pointee enz!
Congrats Anni!
Plz forgib meh iffn ai doan sillybrate wif yew.
Ai gawt tew run.
C-y laydur cheezpeeps.
Thx nc – bai teh tiem u aer bakk, Ai prolly be in bed!
W00t!! 4 way brayede?? Oar a prittee makrsme?
Annipuss in teh leed
Fololowed bai ~
nativeca66
pj perry
minimimsmum
Still plentee ov Ty DY shurts at teh TY Boo Teek! An tehy awl hav kitteh fayces awn tehm.
An sum beeds, too. an threre ar still a verreee fyoo fringee vests.
O fanks JCH4K – teh ty dy shurts wif teh kyoot kitteh fayces are teh WIN – ai tayk a purplol one!
*puts on purplol shurt*
hmm fink ai knead a fringee vest to go wiv dis!
Ahhh, fringee vestses…Ai memeber doze n teh lub beeds 2…. tehrs lotza stuffs Ai hab forgotted, tho…
1..2..3..4.. Ai declare a thumb war.
**after seberal rounds**
Kitteh: 8
NC: 0
Teh winnah an stil champeen… MITTENS!!!
No contest!
But, but, but….. I thot u wuz nc68. Dat makingz u deh weener!!
gaarg as wong as woo not hurt woar thumbties den evebthang (ish) iz okk…
dere bee anuvver lyne wii uzed tew say neggst butt ai fink it mite bee tew nawty fer postin heer
After mittens??????
erm…no, afffer teh 1..2..3..4 lyne.
desined tew maik ur oppo goe ‘ewwwwww’ an gib u chanse tew pin dere fumb.
An den I shot im lyke dis!
Ware s eh opposablant?
OMCC! ennywun else sees this? a day wiffout kittehs???
http://ihasahotdog.com/2009/09/03/funny-dog-pictures-a-day-without-cats/
Finalee! Naow ai nawt need hoomans aneemoar!
Juss bring me teh can-opner!
Thumbs????
OH NOES!!!! Teh kittehs haz teh pozable thumz!! Hoominkindz iz dun fore. Hoo wil shange teh kitteh litur?!?!
polydactyl cat. its a cool mutation. but the thumbs are not opposable
Kitteh iz reddy foar hitch-hikkin!
Kitteh theem song!
Oldy but Goody
woot! moar recorder!!
neggst step: World dominashun
Juss wen Fred waz reddy to conquer all….der were no cannoperners to be found.
Upfi sez: Fumbs up! *Upfi has a happi cos she’s going on holiday tomorrow – two weeks in TTI!*
yay! hazza fun {{{{Upfi}}}}
O ai wish yu a happeetayle holydaiz in TTI!
Oh Upfi!!! Hav a gud taim!! An where ar yoo going?? Waht ar yoo going to see? Oar ar yoo just “winging” it???
Ai will be going to Yorkshire to bisit sum awld frenz – we’ve know each uvver for 20 years! They can has caravan at the seaside town of Bridlington, and we’ll go dere, too. Ai will eat lubberlee pub lunches and fish & chips and drink cider – oh happiness!
Ai haz a Hapi fur ewe!
an no working! Yay! Have a wondermuss tyme!
Ohai Upfi! Have a great trip and dun ferget to write!
Oooh ai lubs Brid; maek shure yu haz yur annerak thow, it iz Brittish sumer tiem…
For fishnchipz, ai alwais goez tu Filey. De liteul tiney playz bai de harbur – taykway oanly, yu haz tu eet it sitin on de harbur warl wid legz swingin, butt iz BETS fishchips EVUR!!! Pleez tu hab sum fur me…
oooh! luckee you!!! have fun upfi!
O LOL! Ai wud showz yu roun Lundin et setrer but unforchumately I jus moaved kountree! Hav a LUBBLY tiem!
Haz much fun and excitment Upfi!! An bii kareful, nawt git in trouble.
So, iz eberywun redde to partee?
Partee sawng!
**Red starts dansin arown**
Ai iz heer where did ju hied teh beer?
Anser is down thred. I nawt kno why it nawt tuk in2 rite playse….
*runs down thred, grabs suppliez*
pranses into parti draggin a hayuge wagginn fillid wif crushd ise an sordid beers, wines, sodas, sparklee wadders. attached iz anuvver hayuge waggin wif lil summarine sammiches, shwimp kabobs, fryd chikkin, tayto salid, greeny salid, lawts uv veggies an dips an chips. Enjoi!!
Ohai, bf!
Fanks foar bringin teh gudees!
Ohai! Mayz ai joinz ur partee? Ai brungs perogies an a lazzagna for noms!
Pam I Am; lubs da Black I P’s. Good music all around!!!
See ifn u lyk dis wun: My Old KY Hoam
Da rap an da countree mixt…it werks!!! Whoda thunk it?
(Beautiful skyline shot too)
Dat’s Louisville.
I lyke dat sowng!
Woooot! Parti!!!! Congarats awn ur noo plaice {{{rhsb}}}
bluesfan473 kicks it up a notch wif wun uv teh straingest remaiks eber
I LUBS Rednex!
I has dere Sax & Violins cd.
Cotton Eyed Joe be awn it.
Congrats on the new plaice, red. Did you get the kitty, too?
LOL!!! Yoo cawl tath a NOTCH???? Luks laik it bumped into teh seeling to mee!!
Heer yoo go, rhsb! Ai browted this yummy sourcreem onyun dip, an tehse grate ckrakers, maed laik pretzles!
An a bottlol ov Valpolicella, mai favrit EYEtailain red whine.
Fanks, Janet!
**noms dip an crakkers**
Yummy!
ai lubs teh sawng but tis a bit strainge fer a Swedish groop tew rockify a Merican foke sawng
Swedish tekno-countree!
Ohai I posted rong place p.s. no kidding!!!
Oooh, Valpolicella! nomnomnom. carnt be beet fer parteez. Eetinz bee difrunt – I shELL haz Barolo, o yez, I shell haz
Umm heres some antipasto to go wiff da Valpolicella. nom nom sip sip hic hic..
woot!
*starts chayre dansin*
*wiggle wiggle wiggle bownse bownse*
*rolly chayre slides across room*
AAAHHHHH!!!!
Dansdansdans, gammacat!
U shudda seen me try to car-dansin to Baby Gots Bak awn teh way hoam!
“I lyke beeg (butts)!! an I canot lye!!!
”
WooHOO! Ize staid up spesshly fer yu, iss mai bedtiem nau, meibe I haz a littlol nietcap tho?
*Lovecat srtatz dansin too*
Ohai, TheLovecat!
Has wii meeted?
**extenz floofy paw**
Nyse ta meetcha! Welkum to teh partee!
fankew rhsb! no ai doan fink we haz ufishlly meeted, ai tenz tu flei in an owt an mis orl de importnont stuf, but ai iz heer in spiritz. in fak, mush of de tiem in LOTZ of spiritz
jus doan letz me hav TU mush alcuhuls, oar ai singz, an ai is LOWD! doan wanna spoyl ur partie!
*kisis rhsb’s extenned paw*
**SWOONZ**
**fanz self**
U nawt has to be so formlol, my fren.
**gibs TheLovecat a beeg skweezin hug**
hihiHI we iz oprersingerlols, wee lieks tu deliet yu an maek yu faynt
*hugz bak*
*an goze tu bed – long parst pumpking hower whear ai be!*
ENJOI de rest ov de partee, cheezpeepz!!
Hassa gud nite!
WOOT WOOT!!! PARTI TYME! Sorri I iz layte tu da festivities, my sister wuz yakkin at mii awn da fone.
Ohai Red, have a grayte hows-swarmin partee. Ai drink a kwik bere wif yu to wish yu mush happeeness in yur noo hoam, den ai’z off to bed. It beez layte hear in Yurup.
*razes glarse to teh helf adn happeeness of awl cheezfrenz adn speshully Red in hurz noo hoam*
Cheeeeerz.
Fanks, miniminsmum!
I can now watch teh tee-vee an has innernets at hoam! Woo-Hoo!
YAY! An nawt furgit yu kan come an play wif us wifowt havin to order coffee! Yu kan haz tukillya instead!
In a CLEER GLASS, no less!
Oh, an ifn I gets cold, I can grab blankee oar turn up teh heets.
What a lovely party! Congratulations on getting your own place my dear rhsb!
I’ve brought some plankton punch, sea cucumber sandwiches and sauteed coral bits, if anyone would like some!
does *the swim* to the music
Fanks, Hugh!
I hassa song foar u! Linkee
WOOOHOOO! Yu iz liven da lyfe now! Go forth an lite yur scented candles, drink owt uf a clear glass, and grab a blankie!
Seriously tho, it iz gud tu hab yur own nest!
Did I tayle u abowt wut I tolded teh co-wurkers abowt teh sentid candlols?
Ifinkso yes, yur daddikat couldn’t be around da smell. Just don’t burn yur new home down! Oh, an never, ever put wun awn top uf yur t.v. an den fall asleep. Voice uf experience. Wuz da scary wen I waked up!
ohai rhsb!! happy howsewarming to yoo!! heer iz a big bag ob fresh hommaed torteeya chips wif fresh hommaed salsa in a big hommaed pottery fancee salsa bowl!! (dis iz cheezland, i kan doing anyfing i wants
)
*boogies down to teh party myoozik*
Fanks, lunarmommy!
Teh fud luuks delishus! How u kno to put extry cilantro in? I LUBS cilantro!
Nomnomnomnom
**unduz hares an hedbangz to Buckcherry**
Woot!!!
♪♫♫
happee noo howse tu u
Happee noo howse tu Yoo
Happie gnu howze deer rhsb
Happey nuu howze tew yew!!!
♪♫♫
Cool! How did u do teh note fingees?
nottte fingies shud be on woar ‘chartar mapp’ on woar compuer
Cween!
Dat kitteh luuks alot lyk my Josie did.
Fanks foar teh singin. U has teh lublee voyse.
PS – ai gotted teh beens awl dun!!!!!!!! !!!
Red-Congrarats on ur how swarming! I brotted yu this luvvly catticus plant to decorate ur plaice. Teh bestest tihgn abut teh catticus is taht yu can killify tehm an it can be menny months beefor yu efen no tice.
Happie how swarming–I wich yu menny happitails in yur noo home.
eben tho ai haf tew bee at werkity on teh morrow, still ai can sez Happy Caturday Eve!!!!!
wooo happee caturday eve tew u 2 palinsc!!!
Ohai, WRr!
Wut kind u want?
Kitshin be down teh hall. Beers inna fridj (teh COLD, WERKIN, NON-TAINTED fridj).
Wanna glass oar u drinkee outta teh bottlol?
Why dis nawt go in rite playse?
iz drinkin outta teh bottlol. fings tend tu get lorst…
nawt tew wurrie, ai draggd teh ‘freshments up tew teh parti!
Teh bottlol tudai aifinkso. Nawt wants tu has tu wash teh dishes.
tip: yu nebber HAZ tu wosh de dishus; jus eet sumthin de catz liek, den putz dishus on de flor. simples. (oops, did ai jus sai dat owt lowd??)
Myne Pookie kat used tu knock over every beer bottle hii could find, an have himself a lil’ drink.
Hez himz mahma’s kitteh.
YEP!
**danses arown room**
No moar kak-a-rochiz! No moar kak-a-rochiz!
**fawlz awn floar, laffin**
“?”
Teh bideo u sended me, sillee gurl!
heehee. mai granpa uze tu cawl me Pookie. Gr8 paryt gozingz awn. haz funz in the “nu kentukee haom”
Fanks, grmawgs!
U wanna gibs me calikkoes foar hows warmin prezzeie?
Hey rhsb! Ai haz a calikkoe kitteh! U can haz her iffen u donts haz fishies or hamsters! Dis bad kitteh haz done in 2 fishies nd a hamster! Butt (snerk!) she still haz much kyuutness. Dere is a pikture of her on mai profil.
WRr – U needs anuthur beer, oar has u passed owt alreddy?
Probly passed owt. Oh well!
Hi eberrybuddy who is dere?
Oops, I means: Ohai! sorry peepuls I is nu lol speeker.
Ohai bigKittehfan an welkom! joyne teh parti up thred a bit!
dunnawt wurrie bowt ur lolspeek, iz bery hard tew maik a mistaik in taht langwidge!
Ohai bigKittehfan!! Welcome, an nawt worri bout da LOLspeak. I fade in an owt awl da tyme an dey still let mii play heer. Da problem komes wen I slid into lol wif peeps nawt familiar wif it.
Happi friedegg bKf!
Thanks u! But den, I is nawt perfect! P.S. happy Friedegg to u too! It is almost Caturday, den!
I soooo far frum perfect, I nawt ebben know what direction to start walkin toward it.
O, same heer. But again, happy Caturday to u! P.S. wut bees ur kittehs named? I has one named Snip, and de udder won Peanut Butter
I haz a BC Mainly Coon named Pookie, a fat little short haired kitteh named Baby, and a stripy, spotted kitteh named Lucy. Iffin yu klick my bloo name an go to da pic’s in myne profyle yu kan see them.
Awwwwwww! Fat lil shorthair kitteh bees adorable!!!!! Thanks!
P.S. wood u like to be my friend? I is also known as supersweetie!
Dere I maded a request for friends! Pleez say yes!
YAY! Wii are now officially friends!
Yay! Thanks!
Ohai bigKittehfan! Ai is noo too! Cheezland is berry much fun! Ai will sendz u a fwend reqwest!
Oh Ai didn get it will you send or me?
Ohai bigKittehfan – welcum to cheezland. Teh gud fing about lolspeek iz taht yu alwaiz be spellin teh wurds rite!!
Thanks! But Now I has like three conversashuns! Yay!
To tru, bluesfan473! Do u like dis picture?
*squmez me* dib yos lot on cheeze pepz teh goggies wat tu tak ober on 9,9,09 4s ai dai tehy finkz lolcats iz takin ober, chek on teh goggie paj, migt havs to hid i is spiz
o, that gibs meh a lil sad. ai luv the kittehs an teh goggies an teh munkees an teh bearses an teh hoarsies an teh hayuge manatees an awl critters.
cannawt wii awl git alawng?? *sobs*
I supposes, Just de kittehs bees probly world dominators first!
Ai votez furr whirled peas amungst awl animalols!
An nao ai settled taht aiz orf to bed. Nitey nite awl adn happee parteeeing.
Schmooooooooz
Nite-nite!
Sweet dreeminz.
Ohai rhsb wood u like to chat?
Ohai, bigKittehfan!
Welkum to Cheezland! **extenz floofy paw**
Thanks **Accepts floofy paw**
*handz angie a pair uv Growcho glassez wif deh big schnoz adn deh
*blak moose stash.
Growcho Marx iz a funny!
Do u has a kitteh, mebbe two?
also tru. But teh goggies wil neber win in de end cuz de kittehs bees to kyute to lose! ((snicker))
Postin linkee to wun of my fabritist songz: Enjoi
Dis sownz AWSUM wen cranked inna Yaris!
Thank fur dat link!
I LUBS teh piano part innit!
((laugh reel quiet)) would u like to be my friend to? I is nu and iz kinda lonely exceptin for mine kittehs.
Shur! Send me fren rewkest.
Hello? anybuddy?
Wut ur kittehs luuk lyk?
Snip is mostly basement kitteh, wif a touch of ceiling cat. Peanut Butter is a swirly short hair, or earth cat. Both have basement cat humor.
Plz to post link to ur profile?
Kthx.
Ohai again! Ok, I sended it!
Oh hai, lemme shaek ur paw.
Ohai! **Extends paw for to shaek.** Does u bees new and/or wants to be my friend? Eider way or otherwise, Welcome!
(Shakes paw.) Yes, I’ll beez ur frend! Awesum!
hello, D.R.?
Oh hai.
Did u say yes? Dat was me. I can ask again if u still wanna be friends!
Oops my bad neber mind!
I just checked out your profile. Obviosly not all that new! ((Gasp, lapse in lolspeak!))
**Raizes glass**
Heers to cablol companees dat show up wen dey say dey will (an send kyoot menz), an routers dat nawt tayk FWEE WEEKS to get set up!
Cheez!
TO DAT! **Raises and clinks glass**
U shudda been heer wen I wuz tryin to get teh uthur rowtur settid up.
I ended up frowin it outta teh window.
Teh cween (who wuz in Texas at teh tiem) sed hur saw it flyin by.
U alsew in Texas, mebbe u saw it too?
Mebbe…. Mebbe….
You are sooo on!
U too!!!!
cats have thumbs now? this proves that Darwin was right!
Since when do cats have opposable thumbs?
No more needz humanz…gotz opposoble tumb!
mai kitteh has da poseble thumbz too! he not berri gewd at thumb war but he a very gewd peetcher and climber. yay fer poly..pola…habben thumbz
The cat is a polydactyl, also referred to as Hemmingways. It’s a genetic trait that can cause them to have extra toes. Most Hemmingways only have fives toes on each forepaw, making them look like they have thumbs. But I’ve seen one cat that had seven toes on each of her forepaws.
nau, Ai declare a thumb war2.!
Win!
Ur on!
OMGz, that kittah could playz Nintendo!
Oh him(Reelee)well I Taek him Awn!
Kitteh wit thumbs? Bad noos!
scaery stuff