
Lolcat finaly came in teh mail!
bware of sum lolcats in teh mail.
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Lolcat finaly came in teh mail!
bware of sum lolcats in teh mail.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: CheeseBurger. via Our LOL Builder
Bowt tiem too!
It’s a holiday weekend.
Ah! Dat eggs planez it!
I’b seenz egg bowts but nawt egg planes. Hows yu maykes dem?
Hey hai!!! Cottleston Pie!
How verree nice to see yoo again! Yoo’ve bin gone fur a VERREE long taim!!
Ohai yet again! ai has noticed u bees one ob de moar frekwent visitors, JCH4K!
Hello big kitteh fan! I think its tiem fur ur welkome prezzie!
* offurs BKF a large comfurter made from The furrs of the Ancient tree mink*
dont wurry! the anceint tree minks awn teh island ov Mu shed there fur like a snake sheds his skin! so this fur is crultee free. in the fall the trees of teh wise winins forest are littered wiff the rainbow colered furs of teh ATMs. the wise wimmin gather theese furs each year an give them to the teh princess fur distribution
WIN! Dat sownds liek a verry verry nice place! **Acepts comfurter wif great seriosness and thanks de princess**
Also, wood u liek tu be won of mai frends, princess?
Shore BKF!
can u see mai comment with mai link? I’m not sure cuz it says “awaiting moderation”
i duz nawt see the link yet
Darn! o well, can u try to post ur link? Just do dis:
h ttp://cheezburger.com/pictures_by_Princessmu just copy and paste, den close de space between the “H” and teh “T” in teh front!
I look at the pictures every day. I just don’t post as frequently as I used. (You guys have said it all by the time I get here, lol!)
Nice to see all of you, too!
congrrratez leadin teh makrameh annipuss
iz grup ob seven
Thx, Kerri! Naow Ai haz 2 go an see wat Ai haz in teh lardur fur mai dinnur. Bai!
don furget tu mayk enuff fur everbudee…
ya ai has hungeh tu!
mee tew! shal wii form a conga lyne tew teh pi stall?
oh pi iz soundins gud tudai, ai hopz dey has teh razzbery wif whippycrems *mmm, mai tummeh jus grubld at teh taut*
yu has air mayo?
sum tinkz mus stil kum snale male
Aifinkso mahbeh kitteh jus watchd Harreh Potur an wuz hopin fur owl delebry…
Ohai, Kerry-luv-wif-u! I think kitteh bees waitin to scare human into gettin kitteh a Big Mac! ((snerk))
maibeh hims prayin tu CC fur teh has wun delebured
delebure mii, CC, frum ebul…
adn don scratch teh malekarrieah
but I ordered two!
I fink dis is a luverly kitteh. But sumhao I fink he has plans fer sum innosent burdie. Iffn he had burdseed on the door uf the mailbox, I wud be sure of it!
Hmmm…ownlee fing awn mailbawks doar seems tew bii sum kinda awnveloap. Mehbe dey is Burpee seeds.
Gro ur own lolcat?
postige dew!
COD
(cat on delivaree)
postijez dew wut?
It dew cost lossa munneez!
Yew gawt dat rite sista. I dunno why mai mailwomen (iz dat an oxymoron) hasta dribe herz toar up beater. Aifinkso she shuld bii dilbering mail inna gasohog luxory letter-mobile.
Is it safe to come out yet?
I iz in Ur mailbox, sitting on Ur bills
Ohai peepuls! Ai bees here, dere, ebberywheres! I lubs icanhascheezburger!
iz tu tu much funs
niez tu habs neu cheezfrens tu sharez dem wif tu
Yep! cheezfriens bees most like family, cuz like peepuls say, great minds fink alike!
GMTA yup!
Ai hopes yore head feel bedder lader!
In Soviet Rushya, mail gets U (wid pointeh enz)
win!
Iz a gr8 place to play hyde an sleep!
*tag* Ur it! zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hey! I faut no ones can see me in da majic nap box!
Commeer, I gotta tell ya somefing…*tag* Ur it ! I quit!
zzzz
**Takes lolcat owtta mailbawks adn hangs him awn website**
**Dressed in hazmat suit, NC picks up mail adn tosses it intew teh trash**
**heds tew nawty barn**
eeeew, but ha ha ha ha ha. how wuz your Drtinycat visit? eberfing okee dokee?
Ohai pal. DTC jes wants tew play peek-a-boo wif eet fursty. Sew, ai iz goin’ foar ultra-uber-sownd negst week week week.
*speeks bery bery kwietly, iz habbin bad acky heads* We hads niec get tu gedder yesterdai fur hubbehs sistrz passin. Teh guy hur libed wif did nawt kauz much truble so wuz gud, den we kaem hom an hims brudder an SIL an neise awl kame ober an we hads few drinkies tugeder (an ai nawt uzed to drinkiez so ai has bad hed hurtinz)
Dids ai miss fun fun at redds neu hom?
I don know cuz ai wuz to bizzy elzwheres.
P.S. looky at mai comment up deres @ 8:20!
Ohai, Kerri, dat sounds nice..da liddol get togedur. {{{Kerri an family}}}
Redd’s party waz lyke Cheezstock on a slightly smaller scale.
Speaking of teh Cheezstock, I is off now to teh produckshun facility to edit teh Cheezstock Litterbox Set. We hope to release it soon!
Awesome.
Yea. I’d like tew reserv mai copy nao!
Dont furget hunnycakerabbits last minnit entree!! It wuz VERREE gud – an iz – ai think- awn teh verreee last LOL ov teh 31st – at teh bottom!!
okeh i’ll chek it out
HCR!! that sawng wus fur the win. So many grate talents we has heer!
Not to worry. There will be a Bonus Disc wif all teh after-teh-fact songs and stuffs.
*picks up machete and roll of duck tape wif cat hairs all stuck to teh edges, returns to teh editing stoodio*
Oooh can we goes bak an re-dub r songs if we was a lilol off key? Huh, can, we can we? I was singin along wif u all afternoon!
Um, Cattails, R teh nawt-sekkund adn teh fird sentence related to eechudder?
I was singing along wif everyone at teh Cheezstock festibal, and ai was a liddle off key. I’m sure u all cud hear me, I was singin real loud. I thot mebbe we cud dub teh songs sew my off key singing nawt spoil teh disc. Butt (!!) I heered der iz a machine in teh studio now that fixes it if ur singing be a lilol off.
Wiil tehre be ouchtakes an udder speshall feetchures?
Iz they gunna be mor? ? ? Lik a hollerdai pagent? ? ? Iza cheezstock can bee ana….ana…. eberi yorz? ? ? kanwekanwekanwepuhleeeeeezzzze???????????????????????
Ai gawt tew teh party tew layte aifinkso. Dat didn’ stawp meh frum doin’ uh nekkid dans w/dypurr awn mai hed tho.
*snerk*
Cleerly, I’z missin sumpfing.
U waz warin a dypurr…u taeked it off, and putted it on ur hed?
Is that whut they calls a$$hattery?
Tecnicly, iz nawt nekkid if yer warin a$$hattery.
Hello! Iz bees supersweetie! Are u won of Bluesfan473′s friends?
Oops, that last comment @ 8:46 was four u ai forgot tu press reply!
Again, that was meant for Romeow
Yoo’ll get used to it evenchoolee.
Romeow iz, laik mee, wun ov teh peeple hoo haz bin heer fur a longer taim, an iz known far an wyde az “Teh Koolest Kitteh ov tehm Awl.”
Becuz she iz just AWsuM!!! An so funny!
sew troo! Happy caturday Janet na roeow an big kitteh fan!
* offurs spinach quishe wiff cream sauce and a frisky chardonay*
Thank u, and happy caturday right back! **Acepts quishe, sauce, and chardonnay**
Ohh thanks, PM!!!
JUst waht ai wanted. Ai wuz gonna hav teh “slimming” cabij soop – but this iz much bedder! Speschullee wif teh very friskee chardonay!!
An Happee Caturday!!!
Oh, Janet, u maeks me blush. U r alwais so kind to meh. Butts, ur kind to awl the kittehs
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Nao, bout dat quishe…nom nom nom…sip sip sip…oh mah gudness, dat was yummy! Fank U, mah Princess!
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Iz berry nice to meet u, bigKittehfan! Yes, I hab been a fan ov BF473 and NCA66 fur a long tiem. Enny fwend of BF iz a fwend ov mine!
{{{romeow}}}}
*gigglolz…owchi…gigglolz* teh lazt tin ai wud beh wantins rite at teh moment Aiz in rite neow tuday dis sekund ob teh caterday aberturnoon rite neow iz anyfing with the furmentedness
*holds awn tu hur heds an putz the sungoggehbglasses awn*
I do believes u r too! Friends!
Ai just dropt inn butt (!) it seamed taht effreebuddy wuz halpin brake hurz plaice inn.
**snerk** (again)
Ohai Awl! I haz bean off Lion for a phew daze dew to habbin tew move tew a new place.
Haz got eberyfing here but haz bawxes stacked in teh libbing room until teh storage closet is fixed on Wednesday.
that gibs me a smawl sad caws AI wnt tew get the place set up nice
I haz a patio but AI libs on teh ground floor. Sew I can’t put stuff out there. Besidez iz reighning.
I likes teh gnu place though iz nice and cumfie! and haz teh washer anbd dryer in teh apartment, Nawt inna lawndry room!
My Personal LOLCATS Chessie and Stormy like it tew. Lawts of neat places for them tew hide.
An when yu unpakk Chessie and Stormy will haz bockes–teh best toi uv thim awl.
neo lawndry rum iz bein bonus! Aifinkso ai iz liek yu, whens ai movs ai awlways want to sets eberyfing up awl at wuns an sumtymez iz jus nawt gonna happen
ohai catslave!! Ai think yoo misst Cheezstock!!!! it started awn teh NOON EST LOL an went awn fur teh rest ov teh day!
MENNEE grate sawngs – lots ov fun an frivolittey!! Teh set up aksholee bean awn ten second LOL. If yoo hav taim, yoo shud reed it!!
catslave, u hab teh best cattitude bout mooving! Wares the grumble grumble? Sounds like u hab moobed into a place u reely liek!
Cheers! To catslave’s noo hoem!
*pops the cork on a bottomless bottlol of sham-pain*
*pours into krystal glasses and passes them around*
To catslave’s home, den, and ai hopes u enjoy it lots!
**clinks glasses wi ebberybuddy**
owchi, nawt tu beh klinkin so lowds..sum ub uz is habins teh overhangs tuday
And sum ob our oberhangs iz dypurrless and bloo
**heds tew NB…AGAIN!**
mehbee ai shuld buy uh shipment ob members here
…
membership?!? *snerk*
**NC iz escorted tew speshul room in NB by teh YNGs**
**foar teh members *snerk* hoos minds iz deep inna gutter**
**YNGs sentence NC tew elebenty days ob irony**
*iron* *iron* *iron*
Ai didn’ eben gno dat wrinklold dypurrs wuzza prawblem in cheezland.
Oar eben mai nekkid wrinklold bloo ba…
*WHACK*
**NC gits hit wif own bloo linkee liteneeg rod**
DATS NAWT ♪HALP-EENG♪
Ironing can b berry ironic.
Teh onwee fing I noo hao to do
waz to keep on keepin’ on, like a burd dat flew…
Dypurrless and Bloo
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine?
An get ur LOLspeak decoder ring wif onlee elebenty box tawps.
ohai Cattails, ai dun tink wev met yet has we? *extens teh floofy paw ub frenship* ai lieks teh namz ub teh ai can has luv
an ai lubs teh fishiez yu has dere!
Ohai kerri-luv! Vry pleased ta meetchu! *Shakes floofy paw* ai been around for a perty long time butt (!!!) ai just skips in an froo teh LOLz less offen since ai been werkin more. (IRL pffffft!) I can haz a tree day week week week end!!!
Uh oh! ai is being moderated. ai has nebber had that before, duz it hurt? Here iz wut ai sed before ai was so rudely innerupted:
*Cattails goes running back to see teh fishiez* Huh? OIC wut u mean now. U haz been to ICanHasLuv Dat is mai cheezfren Rew’s site to halp teh shelter fur babbehs! I putteh link on mai page to halp spread teh werd bout it. Yep, kewl fishiez der!
Ohai! I is rew’s cheezfren tu! wood u liek tu be frends, cattails?
Cattails waves a floofy paw in Supersweetie’s direcshun. Ohai gnu cheezfren!
Hai Cattails!!
May ai say a Happee Belayted Burfday to yoo?? We had a littlol partee, but ai don’t know if yoo ebber saw it???
Thank u ever so muchly JCH4K. I waz slavin away at teh werk n wud hav missed it if cweenmj had not gibben me a gentle nudge. Twas a wunnernous per aide. ai haz nebber rided onna elolphant b4! And ai got to meet teh vry gracious nite watchman, too. I was vry honored to hav sew much attenshun.
Ooooh, a LOLspeak decoder ring wuld be fun!
Ohai! **Extends floofy paw of frenship too** Hurray four laber days! Ai am a friend of kerri-luv, and any frend ob hers is a frend ob mine cuz she is so nice and friendly!
*runs in*
*throes bideos uv teh Ben-Ben*
Benny and Beauty (4:37, sowree!)
Benny and the Black Twins (1:56)
*runs owt agen*
W00t! Hoo wuz taht shadow kitteh???
An wy did she has her green floofy nikkers awn, ober her tyts?!
betterer dan unner her tites …
Hi Elsa_Mama. {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{E_M}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
thakz wil tri p.k doz hardz work for teh kittyz lubs and likkl furriz kizez forz wuw xx
Awwwww… he ate it all
Ai can haz mai lolcat nao?
LOLcat todae…teh bill tomawrroez…
LOL!!! funny picture