Having vanquished the dreaded pink,
Having vanquished the dreaded pink, Leonardo searched for more ugly to eliminate.
y doz hoominz haz such bad taste?
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need. pepto. bismo.l
Congrats hooebber u aer!
♪gets outta Big Yello Taxi…pinks up guitar*
Rows adn rowz o goggie hairs…
adn mousies dancing in de air
oooooo….ddots, look over there,
i’ve lukk’d at clowds that way…
I reely don’t no decorating…at all.
Applolsauce! On core!
adn nao ode fiends aer actinkg strange,
they shaek their head…they say ivy changed.
Well, some thin’s lost, but (!) some thin’s gaine’d
in nomming… everything..
*kat steefinz joyns da joan e *
Butt nao iz jest anudder foe
ai leafs inn peaces wen ai goe
an ai doan caer sew ther nyah
doan gibes yur noms awai
Da thins are lost an weigh is gained in nommin ebreyfing.
Conga rats, jem., Luv yer songs!
fang you! pea ess: yr line is teh better, i can haz stealing it!
Conga ratz, joan e. mitchlol!
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Butt (!) howd U dew dat? Win I poastid mai kawmint, it wuz da oanleeist wun — den win I poastid mai uvver wun, urz poptid in obber myn… Hmmmmmm………
taht happenz sumtymez
*whispurrz: itz dem ebil ten drillz uv doom!! dey grabbifyinged ur commint and flung it down deh fred!
Oooo, U bad oald ten drillz!
*tendrils sneek up to cween’s campgrownd*
*tendrils pave paradise adn put up a parkin lot*
Up here in deh Ohai Desert, deh sweetpeez (and uzzer tender veggy tay shunz) shrivelz and diez frum lak uv water…. eggsept deh wunz dat git nommed bai deh deerz and deh bunnehz.
ah, but my liege Yr Royale
pain HiNess, pls to rememememeber i can has b0rg teknolojeeez. hrmph. desert? no prolbema.*kudzulike vining materialz continuez the paving/parkinglot putting inning*
*slo moving animules, i.e. slower dan warpspeed, gets covver’d by teh tenashush vine*
yikes. the vines grew right through my comment!! run for your lives, i can’t halp mysef!!
LMAO!!!
O, cweenmj — I fur-gottid 2 minshun dis yestiddee — Wun uv mai LOLz gotted awn da frunt payj!! Un4choonitlee, it wuzzn’t awn ICHC butt (!) awn LolCelebs — it is teh Robocop kumplaynin bowt beeyin “upgraydid” 2 Vista.
*runz tu luk*
Way tu go, pal!!
I posted a congaratz to u dere. dey will prolly say nastyz tu mii kuz i uzed lolspeek, but I don’t keer.
Fanky, cween! Iz mai nawt-sekkund frunt-payjur, sew I can haz teh happytayl bowt it!
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n fanky 4 da messij, lolspeek oar nawt!
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Gotz 2 goe naow — I hasta tayk mai yungist kidlet 2 da Kub Skowt meatin…
ewww vista pleh skuze meh
Oh Hai, Joan E.
Oh deer. U seem tu b enveloppt in ten drillz.
Let mii halpifying u.
*snip, snip, snip, snip*
Dere, I haz set u free!!
*snerkgiglolz*
Joan eeeee, yu woz teh kwikest – call in teh conga ratz wiv their finest pink costooms wiv teh sparklollees adn teh matchin pink ballai shoos
*conga rats gib a fine displeh ov dansdansdansin*
*twirlee swirlee leepee bendee*
yay! grate danzin!
Waow! Siks-wai makrumay, wif 2 moar kawmintz at da saym tym!
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joan e., sintz ur at da tawp, U gitz 2 disyd haow we iz 2 sillybrayt! Watchu gunna can haz?
hmmm. i aer goin out for a walk. i could use a nextra howr of sunshine. i notice the days are gettin shorter. boo. do not want.
Yeh … n it’ll gitz teh werser win da dailyt saybinz tym goze awai.
we do not talk of such abominations. pleh.
Ai can haz summa adn lawng daiz awl yeer rownd?
mii tu plzthx
Luk n mai momcat’s oald howse
U iz bownd 2 fynd moar dere…
iz tu fur wun
Yepp! Ohai, Kerri!
ohai Aahz dids yu see teh purdy ferrywyngs dat Meezer Mom gab me? *flutterz hur nu wyngz* ai iz hur muse naow
Oooo – purdee! Dey fitz U berree nyslee!
(JK uv corse)
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Sew ifn ur MM’s muse naow — duzzat meen ur a-muse-ing?
ai hoepz so but sumtymes ai miss teh snark *gigglolzsnorts*
Maekin shore teh decor iz deesent
ai kan haz renooveyshun?
ai kan haz extreem maekober?
Oh yesh, taht’s wun fugly baffroom! Nasstee, eben!
kittehs jest gettin da demowlitshun starid fur da hoomins.
hymn nawt knead fanks – iz happi tu halp remobe da fuglidurtiniss.
hehehe fuglidurtiniss *snurksnortz*
aifinks dat dirtifugliniss mite bee moar grammatikly korrect akshully
attak kat haets pink
Well! Pfft.
Mehbee Alecia nawt sew fond ob attak cat either. Ever fink ob dat?
oooooooo peenk!
Leonardo, one of da gr8est artists!
Leonardo iz maeking hellichopter owt ob teh pink. Oar maybe submarine, az dat will help during baffthyme.
i am in yr bafroom, killing da ugleez.
Good, now kill da dirtiees.
Ifn kittehz cood dew dat, mai XYL myte nawt dislyk dem sew muchlee…
ick ai didn nodus, was blindeds bai teh pink…
teh ony way ai cans stans pink is if is accent ony fur sumfing mostly urf colrz
Lyke littol toe pads. Or nosies.
dere yu go, dats teh tikat
And foar jeebus sake, light uh match.
Wehre am teh conga rats? Oh, heer tehy iz, in dere littlol pink tutuz (oar iz taht freefreez) and littlol pink wigs and littlol pink shoozes! Lyon up nao, noe slowtching! Aaaaand….
Konga Conga Con—ga!
hee, dat kitty will have teh fun chasing doze ratz in tutuz.
Pink tutuz! shredshredshredripriprip there.
ahh luk hur maeds us pink cunfetty
Leonardo da victur!
Ifinkso da lubbly bloo wall mite bii next.
Bloo wall?!? Well…OK. Jes keep Leonardo away frum my bloo ba…
Nevermind – Heds tew NB.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohai, NC66. Hao did fings go wif ur bladdur uv gall & ur Dr TinyCat?
Ohai NS. Hii wants tew play peek-a-boo wif it. Hii scheduled me foar uh ultra-sound.
ooo. deh ultra paynful ultra sownd.
Dehy will try tu pushing deh ultra sownd hed frew yur ribz!!
teh worst is if tehy say “drink elebentee gallons of wadder”, and den press on your tummee
U guiez!!! Donut trying to skare NC66.
Poor fing…
Him big strong manly-man… wii kan’t skeer him.
Maibii yu shuld git in the kitchen an make sum peetza!
*snerk*
Cheezes twice. Meetsa peetsa. GIT IN THE KITCHEN!
Ai dun blaem u at awl, Leonardo. It had tu goe.
I’m gessing dere b plenty moar fugly wair dat caim frum.
Kitteh can has full-taem job deestroyin fuglyz.
adn dey keps replasins it
Ohai cheezfrens! Juss stoopin en fur ah hellowifahkwikiness bafur ai goo kleam
{{{{{{{{{{cheezifrenz}}}}}}}}}} Hoop awl bii wellness wiff yuu awl! Shmoos!
Ohai Sophie, obai sophie, see yu again suun ai hoap!
Norman Bates kitteh will attak thru deh shower curtinz
*SKWEE*SKWEE*SKWEE*SKWEE*SKWEE*SKWEE*
eeeeecccckkkkk1!!!
*scampers unner bed*
She just goes a little mad sometimes.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Haven’t you?
Hoo hazzn’t shredded uh shower curtain
or sekrit documints wunce oar twice.
Deed ai say dat lass part owt lowd?
Beddur keep Leonardo owt uv Momcat’s howse. Hur kitchen beez awl pink. Hot pink walls & pale pink tile (small tiles).
Itz ravver purty, akshullee.
Nao if teh kitteh kud go after teh 70’s kulurs (avocado green, harvest gold & burnt orinj), teh whirled mite become a beddur playce.
OH NS!! Yur mommakats kitchen actually sownds lyke a wunnerful playse to make meals.
Yup yup — itz where ai nawt sekkund lerned to cook. Mah kitchen iz set up much beddur fur cooking (moar counter space) — but teh pinkee kitchen iz bery warm & cozy & comfortable. There are dark wood beems across teh ceiling (bery pale pink ceiling) & copper gelatin molds hangin on teh walls.
Hur Momcat had teh whole kitchen light pink, which wuz kinda fugly. Teh hot pink iz a rillee pretty, rich kulur.
Hmmm. Ai need to see if ai haz a kitteh pikshur dat shows sum kitchin. Aifink ai mite! brb…
Dere iz nao a kuppul uv pikshurs uv mah Dusty in Momcat’s kitchen (clickee bloo naem & go to teh pikshurs).
*gigglolz* ai can has lols addikshun? oh yesh yesh yesh ai can
WOW! Yur mommakats kitchen iz pink! I luv it! I wish I had painted my kitchen a bright, happi color.
U noe — dey haz paynt at sum stores, ai heer.
U can haz brite, happi kitchin kulur, aifinkso!
we hads olive green karpets wen ai wuz a kiddlet…reely bad an teh harvest gowld kitchun set tu…
ai cans share wun ob mai lolz wif yu guyz oar iz dat bad etikat?
Yes, yes, pleeze share!!
*gigglolz* ok iz pikture ai tuk 2 yrs ago cauz wuz tu funneh nawt tu taek piksur ub
Oh I luv, luv, luv it!
Ufny!!!
*snerk*
Kerri yu mayk grayte lolz – ai lubs tehm!
Othx miniminsmum
ai haz fun jus taekin teh pikturez, teh commintz aer liddle harder tu comez up wif 
nawt tu menshun decidens hao tu lolspeek dem bestest
Dear LORD, that tub is FILTHY. I think the cat improved it, frankly.
Luks liek kitteh nawt ownlee shredded eet but put uh few bullet holez innit az well foar gud measure. Iz curtains foar teh curtain aifinkso.
Fangs furr eatin’ dat pinq gurtin. It wuz bofferin mee.
**Red pokes hur hed in**
Ohai, frenz!
How be eberwun 2day?
BOOP!
ohai red! a bit tired over heer (still at pleh werk)
how are yew?
Ohai, gammacat!
I’m tyred an nawt feline so grate, akshulee. Hadda stoopy hedayk moast of teh day.
Ai haz purrpetyuawl gud mood but ai alsew haz toofache adn pleh nek
Bettur libbin thro kemistree, Kerri?
hmm libbin thro kemistree… um aifinksoyup
OMG that tub and bathroom is filthy…that is just gross.
Good lord, our first kitchen was that color floor to ceiling! Where was this cat when I needed him???
Eye reedekoratz fur u! (Get kitteh showa kurtin next tyme h00min)
Ohhhhh no…
Am I the only one that’s noticing how disgustingly grimy that bathroom is?
Definitely not. I noticed it right away.
mishun akompleshed
awsum! lolcat ftw!
“Hab no fear uv dat ring”
Laffed teh kitteh in teh hat
“Y, I cn take pink kitteh rings
Off tubs Jes like taht!”
Do u no how he did it?
wit mutters wite dress!
Nao teh tub wuz all cleen
but teh dress wuz a mess!
Will the fight against ugly ever end?
That bathroom is filthy! Who posts these pictures? Photoshop the gross out before posting your shame, people.
It appeers dat teh kitteh is chekin owt teh bafroom aftur a tornadoe or sumpin.
Dats kitteh haz ALOTZ morz ugglies to stoppz in that bathroom!
He needz a haz-mats suit tho!
(Aw, cute thought, a kitty in a haz-mat suit….)
Wasn’t me
haha yay! lets rid the world of pink!
Punishment for having such a disgusting looking tub!
this should be on the fail blog as a “WIN!”
Oh… my gosh. Look at how dirty that hoomin’s bathroom is. >_>