
iff U mak mousey furrniture DEY WILL COM
mebbeh u needz 2 lure dem wif cheez.
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iff U mak mousey furrniture DEY WILL COM
mebbeh u needz 2 lure dem wif cheez.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: torontokat via Advanced Lol Builder
Ai hoep…
Comegrabyourelations, Ani!
gigglolz
Thx…Aifink….. (u doan’t noe mai rilayshuns!)
Anni leads teh macrame!
U didded it agin, annipuss! Moar sillybrayshunz? Watt U wontz 2 can haz?
Ai’d liek sum warm plz – iz berry cawld heer 2dai!
*rummages through Tybooteek closet*
Heer y’ar, anni — wun verree larj fwoofee bwankee wif grate big pitcherz uv kittehz onnit! Dis otter keap U teh warm…
N heerz sum steemee hawt Url Grai tee wif sum lemming onna syd — injoi!
Thx Aahz dat will halp!
Congrats anni!
Thx mmm!
Heeee heeee!!! Annipuss! If yoo bild a beeg haus, we will awl be tehre fur teh 2012 Olympiks!!
yeah! mega cheezmeet ’12!
*starts swimmin for londin*
Little kitty… big CUTE!
My evil plan, let me show you it!
Evil plan (DRAFT)
Step 1. – Gather underpants
Step 2. – ???
Step 3. – Terror
taht depends on if teh underpants haz been throo teh lawndry yet or not.
Ai’ve herd ob gnomes stealin’ sawks frum teh lawndry, and ai doan know iffn dats where dey gits teh underpants tew, butt(!) yor rite. Mehbee there izn’t eben uh need for uh Step 2.
Or mehbee Step 2. iz terror and Step 3. really iz profit. Gnomez nawt bii teh nawt sekkund wunz to eber profit frum terror.
EEEEeEEEEEEK! Iz a maus gettin a car!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
ah’m HUGE!!!!
Kitteh-zilla!
oar kitteh inn wunnderland
“Sum nip mayks U biggurer,
N sum nip mayks U smawl…”
“Butt(!) teh nip taht mudder gibs yu
Doan’t du ennyfing a tall…”
“Go ask Aahz, wen he’s 10 feet tall”
GMTA mezzomom! butt (hee hee) u wuz kwiker dan meh!
Hoo groez up 2 B Cat-zilla!
ht tp://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2537799168
Oh nose! The kitteh got Real Big
Heerz anuvver big kitteh:
*snerk* kyoot kitteh!
Alice kitteh shud nawt haz tride teh ‘drink me’ boddle
iz a six way macrame! Skippity skippity tu teh tye booteek! Aifinkso tihs iz my nawt-sekkund tiem in teh macrame!
Speshul congrats in dat caes!
yay! ai hoap teh ty booteek haz sum cheezstock mememememorabeelya!
Now letz see tohse peeps yell at meh to geddown off teh furnishurs.
And jes wait ’til dey see wut ai left dem in teh liddurbawks.
eew!
**gibs anni glasses wif cyoot itteh bitteh kittehs painted awn inside**
**and bouq…buck…bunch of roses tew mask teh pew**
**cleans liddur bawks**
truck hurd bakeeng up
*beep* *beep* *beep*
voices shouting
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!
truck heard driving away
**takes awf glasses**
Thx!
An dis gonna cost ‘em a FORCHUN in kibblol. *ebil laff*
sqqqquuuuuuuueeeeeeeeee!!!1!!1!!!! lookit teh wite paws!!! & teh wiskers!!!!!!
ai luff teh eybrow wiskers! an ai bet deres sum sweet lil pinkee toe pads awn those wite pawsies! skweeeeeeee!
Rut Roh! I finksew uh Splort Warnin kneadz 2 B teh ishood!
.
SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Dis iz nawt uh test! Uh Splort Warnin B inna fekt 4 dis Lolcat! Plz 2 B warin n tytinin ur CHRGs(w/doi), n 2 nawt b teh lukkin at da mittenz onna kitteh 4 2 lawng. N da ebbent uv un akshoowul splort, da CCC iz teh standin bai. Dis iz SEW nawt uh test!
SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
O fangs furr teh warnin.
Dose mittenz is juss tooooo kyoot adn teh wite wiskas too, butt (!) ai iz prepayred wiv mai CHRG (wiv speshul doi) adn heevy dooty ducky tayp, dubble fikness wownd rownd wifatiteness!
Finks abowt
Oops – teh postin ekscapered from me…..
*Finks abowt pleh fings to warde off teh splortificashun rixk*
blue eyes….
Doan mind me Mr. Maus.
I’m jes teh 800 pound kitteh in teh room.
Yew jes go awn adn sit at dat dining room set
ai made owtta uh sordid poultry products.
**Maus sits in chair**
Eggsalient
What a diabolical little guy!
Is Alice Kitteh in Wunderland
Deez babbeh fockes wanna cum an pway inna da haus two!!!
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Addz da h t t p ….
Um, I gotta dog?
hmmmm.. try dis furr da focks
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So kewt! Big pointy earz, too.
Tugs on CHRG(wdoi) and HGGs
This gonna b a diffakult one!
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to *takes anovver deep bref* Sharingan, Gogote, Finis183, Sergentbagle, Phsycokitteh, an Amanda17!! an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! my, iz anovver popyoolar day to get bornded!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy caeks, red velvit caeks, an velvity wite caeks wif fluffy lemmin frosting, also iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags filled wif rizbeez taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, remote-control flying motersikkles, kandee, an fuzzy mowsie stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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also, last nite elsa_mama sed today iz her boi matt’s burfday, him wuld hab been 15 today. i haz bringed baloloons an shiny markers, so if yoo wants yoo kan write a happee burfday to matt on a baloloon an send it to him frum to meddow up to hevven.
@ ¤ § Ω Ф φ β ξ ∞ Ө @ ¤ § Ω Ф φ β ξ ∞ Ө @ ¤ § Ω Ф φ β ξ ∞ Ө
(if iz sumwun else yoo also wants to rebember, yoo kan do taht too)
fankie burfday fairy!! I rooted dis burfdai song furr heem too!!
Happititayles Berfdai to you,
CHA CHA CHA!
Happititayles Berfdai to you,
CHA CHA CHA!
Haaaaappititaaaaayles Beeerrrrfffffdaaaaiiiiii to Maffeeewwwwwww,
Happititayles Berfdai to you-oooooooooo
Howz oldz wood u be?
Howz oldz wood u be?
Youda bean fifteenz ….
Fifteenz beeyooteemus years
(otay fifteenz Handsum years ….)
Nows you bee furrebber wuteber years you wants ta bee!!
Be at peace my lovely boy — now you can do what ever you want and be forever at the top of your game ….
*takes a baloloon an shiny gold marker an writes HAPPEE BURFDAY HANDSUM MATT, lets baloloon fly up to wher matt iz*
{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}
*Rites on a sparklolly bloo bloon*
*Happee Burfday Matt – yur preshus memoree will nebber fade*
*Letz go ov teh ribben adn watchis bloon drift up, up adn awai, adn sendz beems of lub to Elsa_Mama*
{{{{{{{{{E_M}}}}}}}}}}
*Takes a shy knee bloo balloloon,attatshes lots ov bloo ribbuns and rites ‘Happitayl Birfday Matt’
Inside teh balloloon, TM has blowed a majjiklol glitter taht sparklols in teh sunshine. When teh Ballollon ebentually pops, teh glitter covers Elsa_Mama wiv lub an peace*
*taykes balloon and shinee silver marker*
*writes “Happy Birthday Matt”*
*Letz go ov teh ribben adn watchis bloon drift up, up adn awai, adn sendz beems of lub to Elsa_Mama*
*Taeks a bloo baloloon an a shinee silbur marker*
Happee Burfday, Matt!!! To a fellow Saxomophone player! We wont furget yoo heer!
Wehn Ai wuz 14, ai played teh saxomophone, too! But ai’ll bet yoo were bedder! Ai CUD NOT march an play!!! So ai gave it up an just wuz in teh chorus! MUCH eezier!!
*releezes teh lolbaloon an watches it fly into teh skye wif awl teh otter prittee baloloons.
*watez awntil berry lait, an tippytoze up tew teh birfday tabul. Iz wun shiney red balloloon levt, luks arownd kaerfully. Taeks dat lazt shiney red balloloon, an a silber marker, liks teh end ob teh marker, looks rowns caerfully, an starts tew ryte*
Happy birthday, Matt. Didn’t know you, but know about you, and how much you were loved. Could you do me one favor? If you happen to see my daddy, his name is Grant, could you please tell him how much he is loved, and that I am doing fine? Ask him to show you around, he’s been there a long time, and is very kind. Thank you so much, and very happy birthday to you. Your mama has good friends here, and we will carefully look after her.
*lets balloon sail away into the perfect sky, and says a prayer for both.* good bye
my older brother died at the same age, so maybe he and Matt will be together.
** takes two silver balloons **
** writes on one: Love to Matt **
** writes on the other: Love to Michael, I think of you every day **
** lets them go, watches them float up to heaven **
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I am sure that they are …
**takes baloloon and shiney marker**
Happy Birthday Matt
It must be awesome to see rainbows from above
**lets go and watches az it floats up**
**thru uh rainbow awn its way to hevven**
{{{{{{{E_M}}}}}}}
*takes a marker*
Writes on bloon
Happeh Birfdai Matt,
*lets it float towards deh clouds*
{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}
“Happy Birthday, Matt – forever 14; forever loved”
*taiks a bloo an silver bloon, draws harts awn it*
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Be at peace Matt
You will be loved and
remembered forever
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
{{{{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}}}}}}
oopz, dis cawmint wuz posed tew bee attachd tew Elsa_Mamas bootiful sawng fer Matt.
Happee birfdai Matt ♥
Ai cannawt tipe wif mai iiyes leekin lahk tihs {{{{{E_M}}}}}}}}
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Photoshopped.
oHai! R u nu here? Wood u like to be my friend? I am nu but would like to be friends wif lots of peepuls!
This looks like the same cat in the exact same pose of the “the boss will c u now” photo.
If yew build it…
he will com