Yes you can pet her.. Az long az U don’t mind loozing your fingerz..
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ai wil be careful
conga rats, willy boy!
iz a ty! congrrradulationz
neao can sumwun puts us bak togeder?
sawrry dat da CCC tuk sew lawng Kerri – ai hadda goe bak tu yezdurdais lols tu fynd et.
LOL!!! be carefull
wee bee tyed!
lalalalalala oawf tu de ty booteek
Seben again! Seben Heben! Ceiling Cat iz pleazed an wil putz reel joulez in dis mac row may! Corn gran ulashunz!
Pay meh no heedz! Ai hez hed mai nite-nite pillz! Whee. (wush Ai could mek that bare-assed face)
lol ai wuz gonna sai, can ai hab wut hurs habbin
Which wunz? Dey iz sew meni, ai setz de larm ona mai cel fone eberidai sew ai dun florget! It wer sew much budder wen allz wer wreck-re-ashunal. *sigh*
*gibs sum hugs* dey ar moor fun taht wai aifinkso…
(BTW ai taeks nyte nyte pillz tu fur habins teh insumkneea so ai cans undrstans)
*gibs hugs bak* Fanks, KLWU! Ai hopz U neber haf des sommeenia egin! *wanders off in chair, making sure OP is not in flight path!*
iz much beddrs naow ai finded sumfing taht halps an iz nawt sleepins pills (pleh neber wurkd enywaiz) an naow mai lief iz much much bedder (ai waeks up wif smiel an nawt kills peplez enymor)
sumtymez teh rite meds iz guds wens yu finaly fins dem an sumtymez nawt so much…
u meens ad
?
jus putt : an oops an annuder :
: oops : butt awl tugedder no spaices
awl da motiekahns iz at dere cheeztown cryer
Fanks! Ai wilt bee trian dis on friidai!
adn scuse mii whiyl ai splort!
oh noes! A cheezpeep is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts catena in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
sawry dat tuk sew lawng – hadda goe bak awais fur da CCC
O thx!
ahhhh iz tu kyooot splort!
oh noes! A cheezpeep is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts kerri in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
whew – yew feels bedder nao?
wow yu iz kwik willy boy! tanks!
I’ll chance it!
Ai will distraktify teh momma & u pet teh bebbeh — den we switch.
Ok?
Okai
* runs tu teh kitchen and gets teh can opunur adn a gushifud *
Dis mah bebbeh — u getz ur own!
Yur dusteh iz a bery splortable kitteh tu, hims luks so digkneefied in hims kolar posin awl purdy
Iz akshullee a she — an she roolz teh roost. Two uv teh boikats fancies demselves “alpha male,” but she haz nun uv dat. If dey iz getting awl full uv demselves, she’ll jus walk up & *bat-bat-bat* dem on teh noez.
“Yeah, buddeh — ai haz ur ‘alfa mael’ rite heer!”
She kint be moar den 6 pounds — dainty littlol fing. Still, teh boikats iz awl skerred uv hur (except Skimble — dey snugglol & cuddlol wif eech uvver).
iz taht nawt teh wai fur awl mens
iz werf it!
iz guna etz her
Protektib kitteh iz protektib.
littlol kitteh has a soft…big kitteh has a feerce!
Dis is way too much…dat fluffy plush silver fur…da black n gold eyes///
OMCC!! Look at da bebbe!!!!…da pinke……*gibs up* SPLORT splort!
iz tu nu bebbeh, we hads neao chans…
oh noes! PJ is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts pj in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
bee caerfull pj due nawt luk at deh prity mawma n hers babbeh wifout da purtektib googles
Ofanx, wb, I thought I cud handle it. Sadlly, I am no match fer a 2-1 ratio.
Dubblol reskoo! beddter saif tahn sawrye ai awlways sai!
ais goen hoam sune mezzo – ai wil leafs yu da keyes tu da lil red splortskar
oh noes! pjp biin daon fur awylol!
*beeboobeeboobeeboo heer com teh CCC*
*sweep up awl teh braynez…oops mist a bit…dere*
*wash teh braynez wif sparkly wadder til deys niese adn cleen–moar or less…pjp mite habs tu go tu nawty barn*
*pakpak karefully bak intu teh brayne pan adn fit teh bonez tugevver*
*duckytaiep wif ducky pickshurs awn it*
*snap awn a nyce nu CHRG (wdoi)*
*lead pjp tu teh splort recubbery laonje adn rap up in a naice floofy blanky*
heer, havs sum ice tee (tu hawt fur haawt chokky tuday!) adn a choklit possum adn stay away frum teh cyoots til yu feline bedder!
Fanx, mm … iz a good double rescue…I splorted twice..There b 2 beautimous kittehs.
*goes to get some ice tee, IRL*
Squeaks actually let me handle her babbiehs right after they were bornded. They was da cute!
yu musta uzed a hole roll ub dukytape tu keeps frum splortinz…
I losted my braynes a looooooong time ago so splorts weren’t an issue.
{{{{{{Chessie}}}}}} we mist yu fur a lawn tiem but heer yu ar agen. yay!
Toonces did a parade arond wiff bebbeh in her mouf an den layd her at my feet. We kept dat one. (an of course Toonces)
Spooky was very good about letting me handle hers when they were born last summer… looking at them now with their new owners, it is funny to think that the tiny little fuzzballs that spent the last half of last year wrecking my apartment are now all a year old and as big or bigger than their mother…except for Butterscotch…13 months old and still comparatively teensy, like her feral aunt Molly who prowls the courtyard
So, iz eberywun reddy foar teh beeg partee 2morro nite?
We are all movin in wiff Red!
aifinkso ai cans nawt beh dere… we iz habin small git to geder wiff teh hubbehz bruder an few uderz for hims sister… ai nawt wants tu go abter hurs boifren tolded meh off fur nawt soundinz sad enuff on teh phon (ai wuz nerbus an ai neber mets him an ai nawt kneow wut to sai).
Aksully… maybeh ai will comes an yu gaiz can hydes meh!!
Ai will be there in spirit — but will be at scrapbooking camp (wif awlmoast no contakt wif teh owtsied whirled) bah teh tiem u gets started.
*telepathiklee sends a neber-ending pitcher uv apploltinis*
scrapbooking camp…. taht sowns tu kool. Mai sister wans meh tu maek up skrap buk wif fambily piksurez ins it butt(!) ai neber maed wun befur…
Butt(!) ai can has adikshun tu stationary stuffs oh yesh! penz, papr, buks, postynoets, moor papr, lawts moor buks, diffrent set ub pens (ai bawt anuder set ub penz tudai eben)… aifinkso ai neds skrap buk tu uze it awl, ai jus seems tu kollects it…
LOL — iz u in trubblol wenebber u goes to Staples or Office Max?
Scrapbooking is a fun hobby, especially if you enjoy being creative. It’s also nice sometimes to get away from everyone who wants/expects things from me (i.e. daughter, husband, Mom) & just chill. I’ll be getting a massage, too. The lady in charge has a masseuse (she’s FANTASTIC) stay with the camp all weekend & we pay the masseuse separately for massage sessions. It’s heavenly.
*luks fur teh camraz* hao dids yu kneow ai went ta staplz tudai
dat duz sown heavenly (hmmm…iz probaby lawts ub stashunary stuffs dere)
*triez tu sneek intu NS bag tu go to stationary camp insted ub teh gadering butt(!) teh neu ferrywyngz Meezer Mom gab hur keps gedin kawt awn stuff*
Oh noes! Dis babeh nd mommeh kitteh is too kyute!!! Here goes mai nawt-sekund………….SPLORT!!!!
anni mus bee sleepin
gud fing ai gots da lil red splortskar
oh noes! A cheezpeep is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts lubs in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Fanks Willy Boy! Ai feels muchlee better naos. Dis is berry naice floofy blankitt. Delishius drinkees nd noms too.
Ohai eberrbuddy who wants to chat?
Anybuddy?
Bai awl – ais taiken Fridegg awf fur an fore dai weekweekweekend
ai wil leaf da keyes tu da lil red splortskar inda eggnishun fur peeps tu driev tu ani moar splorts
haz an grate weekend awl !! Schmooes
habs gud gud weeken willy boy!
Tomorrow iz my boi Matt’s berfdai … hee wooda bean 15. I finkin about goin to da cemetary, but nawt surez I kin. I nawt bean der since him was buried — butt I fink its OK, cuz him iz nawt reelee der eenywai. I wooda bean Ok wif himz bein cremated, butt him Dad wanted him buried.
I will goez ta Mass wif mi fambly and den hav peeza and berfdai caek at mii mama’s haus…. wheel awl tell da funni Matt storiez — darz lots ub doze — he wuz a berry funni boi ….
{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}
I think that sounds like a lovely way to spend his birthday. Remembering the happy times, eating pizza and birthday cake — who could ask for more? I’m sure he’ll be looking down at you from heaven & laughing at all the stories.
Hi, Elsa_Mama. I iz noo butt I want tu saiz I iz berry sorry for your loss. I has two bois. One will beez 15 on hims next burfday. Dere is lots ub funni storiez abouts hims too. Takes care
{{{{{{{{Elsa Mama}}}}}}}}}
Rememberifying deh gud tiymez makez deh hart warm. Iz speshullee gud u kin dueing it wif uzzerz.
{{{{{Awl uv Matt’z famblee}}}}}
taht sowns liek purrfect way tu celebrayt hims burfday {{{Elsa_Mama}}}
{{{Elsa_Mama}}} U is so brave, I has a proud dat I knoz U
{{Elsa_Mama}}
{{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}}}}} Sounds like exactly the right thing to do. Remember you have lots of Cheeezpeeps with you in spirit.
{{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}}}}} ditto what booklion sed!
adn we iz frum awl ober teh wurld so we iz heer neo madder wut tyme ob teh dai yu beh needins us
You touched me so much by sharing about Matt. Hugs. I’m thinking of you both.
what a wonderful idea: full of win and awesome. I will be there in spirit with rootbeer adn i scream Jusitn Case if any one wants to drink rootbeer with the pizza and/or rootbeer floatz for dezzert.
{{{{{{{elsa_mama}}}}}}}
Mai brudders burfydai waz bak en mai, himz wouldve biiin 17 tihs yr
he passed foor munths bafur ai waz bornd
Hope yu haz funsies tomorrow!! {{{elsa_mama}}}
{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}}}
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Peace be wif you, sweet Mama.
srry, dere iz no alt trikkee fur Warmth, Respect, Sympathy & Kindness, soe wilz spel itz owt wif reel wurdz an teh biggest hopez fur teh healing an teh peace uv teh soul an spirit.
Kindest regards,
sunnyhuckle
{{{Elsa_Mama & Fambly}}} Aifinkso yu habs teh rite ideer fur spennin hims berfdai. plz tu taek kayr ub yoorselb! Las Vegas bii sennin teh **BEEMS** yoor wai.
{{{{{{{elsa_mama}}}}}}}
i will be finking ob yoo tomorrow. i hopes taht teh gud memreez an funny storeez will helping yor hart heel.
(i will telling teh burfday fairy, i’m shur her kan hab sum baloons for matt)
Fankie ebereebuddy — yous guys r the bestestest inna da hole werld!!
{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}} Haz a happi birfdai fur Matt, an laff lawts.
{{{{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{Rest uv Matt’s famblee}}}}}}}}}}
{{{Elsa_Mama}}}
Dis beez a wunnerful wai to sillibrate Matt’s burfdy wiv teh happee storeez adn memrees
{{{{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}}}}}}}
((((((Elsa_Mama))))))
Ai wil bee finkin of yu tu.
E_M–I thot uv u an Matt as soon as i saw tihs picktoor. Happy remembering.
{{{{{{E_M}}}}}}
{{{{{E-M and family}}}}} That sounds nice.
Tuch mah bebbeh an U die, monkeh boi
Bebbeh happeh cat, wid himz momma
ohai, two_kittehs, how is new grad program going?
is not yet started, neggst week aftah labor dai
I is still moving stuffz. I gets to work an interesting research project
right awai, is halping in writing a book on deh current credit crisis
Cool! Sounds like a good research project, and it will be great on your CV.
Are the kittehs going to be with you or your husband?
wid me!
oh, good! They gib yu study halps. Reelly!
My kitteh halped me wif my dissertation by sleeping on my lap when I waz at compyutor. Could nawt disturb kitteh, so I had to keep working!
may even gets a byline for one of the chapters!
Very, very cool!
Oh. My. Word.
Very splortacious.
What a good Mama Kitty, guarding her bebe..
Hewminz canz luukz at
Tynee Bebbeh Kitteh awll
dayz wawntz. No Canz Tutch!
Mommee Kitteh willz
beez Ober Protekktivv 4
az lawwwwng az shii wawntz
Liddill Bebbeh habz
2 deependz awn Mommee 4
lawtza protekkshun
Liddill Bebbeh willz
meetz Hewminz foarmullee wenz
Mommee feenkz its ryte!
Jack.
iz bery gud adbyce Jack
*puts on shiny sparkly tiara in antici… pation of formal meeting*
Ohai, LCB! How u iz tonite?
How beez Liam & Zoe?
Iz deh tiara sumfing U found? or is it yours?
How iz Uz mah fren
I has had a busee in RL and not been on much
Possesshun beez awl-important heer in Cheezland. If LCB hazzit, ub corse itz hurs!
Haosumevver, if teh orijinamal owner re-possessez it, iz okay, tu
Or meebbe molekyular strukchur be duplikated at the d’Beaker Labs?
*nods in agreement*
U iz wize, booklion.
O hai, guise. I is teh ok. I winned one of teh video camras today! (Yes, I WINNED it. Not steeled. Winned. STN)
Teh Liam and teh Zoe is playing at the moment. Zoe is teh so funny; she “gophers” and tonight she is jumping up and forward from her “gopher” stance.
*waits wif a impatience for video camra to arrive to capture teh cuteness*
we is gunna gets bideos!! ai lubs bideos!!
ai has kamera but sadly neao kitteh tu bideo wif it
Well, ackshully, my reggaler camra can does video and is within reach, but teh winned camra does teh HD! That stands for Hi Degreeofcuteness.
mien says HD but ai dun neow if iz reely HD qualiteh, duzznt luk liek it enywai but iz small an nawt tu bads
Ooooh – concatshoelaces!
We haz a wiener!!!!
Oooh…yur bery oan sekuritee camra…yu can haz praktis sesshuns in aboiding ovver sekyurity camras?
*cups hand behind eer*
Whut? Whut’s that? I’m needed, um, *mumblemumble* elsewhare? Right now? Ok, be rite there!
kthxseeyalater*dustcloud*
oh wow LCB!! that is teh win an awsum!! kan we see teh kyoot videos yoo make ob your kyoot kittehs?
Of coarse! Just has to wait 4 to elebenty weeks for teh camra delibbery.
Until then, u can goes to my site and see teh cute videos I taked wif my plain old low-def camra.
niec bideos an dey luk reely gud, ai has a curyus taht yur new wun will beh az gud aksully
hao rued ub meh, yur kittehz iz bery byootful an fulls ub splortiblity
Thx. I think teh new one has a zoom that u can zoom while ur taking teh movie. Teh camra I has now says, “No, LCB, u has to zoom first then start teh movie. Pick a distance and stick wif it, kthxhah.”
OMCC! Yr kitteh is warin yr Max! Ai did nawt relize dis burglar fing ran inna famblee!
*gigglol*
Yeah, it does. I sawr her picture on teh innerwebs and she steeled my hart!
sea! sh3 reelee haz dis burrrrrglar fink down, st33lin yr hard akross da innertoobs!
Conga rats onna winnin ub a Cheezland camrafingy!
Mama kat iz sew purrtektive! Iz gud idear kaws teh babbeh is sew adorubble.
teh vitao dittyundiity tah tesh
scmidyt battiddabittah batayyay
viti vitto tay tay
yaeah a scmiddity tay yat!!!!!
Ai can haz nap nao? Ai beh teh glad tew beh back in Cheezland wif mah reel cormputer, butt (!) ai haz a tyrd n shud sleeps nao.
o, hao ai lubs dat bebeh! an, an, taht mama’s soe beeyootiful, tew. Haz big hopez for teh happeez an teh lubs fur bofe uv dem!
But, but, taht bebeh’s soe beeyootiful..
ai can wants, but cannawt hab, but…taht bebeh’s SO beeyootiful!
Ai bedder goze seepy-bye nao.
Sweet dreemz tew awl peeps, awl ober teh wyrld.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
its worth the risk
I can just imagine how secure baby kitten feels, under the warmth of Mama’s chin fuzz with her breath blowing over me…
I’M A TROLL! YER ALL DUM!! BOOGA BOOGA!
Oh, mai!! a self-aware troll!!!
*ponderz
must b a noo speceez.
*wanderz off tu deh brake ruum.
I hopez dere b chokklit cake.
ooh – luks liek wun eggskaped frum BF’s reedumacation center…. prolly why this self-awarness suddenly appeared…
ooh – hope deers lemming caek inda braekrum!
BOOGA BOOGA
is it supoes to be pat not pet?
other wise we will be very carefull!
~S-P-L-O-R-T~
Bweee-oooop!! bweeeee-ooooop!!
.
*runz in wif teh CCC.
Oh mai gudnessez!!! D.R. u splorted awl ober!
.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Wipeing off deh screen.
*wiping deh kee bored, 2.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
Lemmee taking a luk rownd and see if dere b enny moar braynezez.
Nope, I finso dat b awl uv em.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk deh braynezez awl up into deh hed.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee. SNAP!!
oopsee, sowwee! didnt meen to snapping sew hard.
*BRiiiiiiiipppp.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
No I tuk u up in deh nise floofee blankee.
Iz u kumfee now?
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U jus sit still adn resting a wyle.
u shud b gud bai moarning!
Schmoooo!
Whew. Thanks, Cweenmj.
Oh. Oh dear. Da pretty mommy. The sweet baby.
I am wanting sooo much to risk a gentle pat of mommy’s fact to assure her that I would be most gentle wid tiny little kitteh.
Thankx for making a very gross day bettah.
{{{Daphne Moss}}} jussa liddol hug.
tahts one small Kitteh!!!!
Yesh. Berry berry nu!
S…….P…….L……O……R…….T!
*runz in wif teh CCC.
Oh mai gudnessez!!! Frurry, u splorted awl ober!
.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Wipeing off deh screen.
*wiping deh kee bored, 2.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
Lemmee taking a luk rownd and see if dere b enny moar braynezez.
Nope, I finso dat b awl uv em.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk deh braynezez awl up into deh hed.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee. SNAP!!
oopsee, sowwee! didnt meen to snapping sew hard.
*BRiiiiiiiipppp.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
No I tuk u up in deh nise floofee blankee.
Iz u kumfee now?
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U jus sit still adn resting a wyle.
u shud b gud bai moarning
* Wun splort reskew alla CweenMJ*
just want to say if thats cat so cute
Ohai Again peepuls! Iz me!
awwww I miss having a momma kitty and little kitties.
“You didn’t listen to me and now look at you, your bleeding all over the place. What are you doin’ layin’ down? Its only a few pints of blood. Get up and clean up this mess! I don’t want you blood making’ my baby sick.”
uh oh, mini bebe kitteh…
-ultra splort-
Ohai is kidding!
haha cute. my momma cat acted like dat, too.
teh guy’s mean.If him sez eet wun moar tiem, ai will uz teh KEYBOARD uv powa awn him!
iz happee cat!!!
i luvs dis 1