HIS ‘N’ HERS SINKS
HIS ‘N’ HERS SINKS essential for the multi-cat family
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Noe argyoomints dat wai!
Yay congrats anni!
Thx, an congrats 2 u two!
Ohai mmm !! Yu bringd eni fudz foar sillybrashen? Ai kno wontz tu hab boi-jermz tonite, plzthx !
Hmm, lez see, ai got sum sordid cookees (hunny n nuttee n chokli chippee) wiv sum lemming drizzel caek adn sum cawfee a worlnut caek. O yesh ai also got sum left-obber rars-berri moos caek, iz still fresh butt nawt mush left so hurree along to get yur peece.
Ai also brung sum frooty juce adn sum beer furr teh non-frooty-juce-drinkers!
Ai juss had lunsh, but Ai still haz a hongree! Awl dat sownds berry nommabul!
* survs otters adn halp hizseph to worlnut caek adn juce *
Yum ! Thx Mum !!
* Witch syd ob teh bedd …. ?? *
Congaz tu yu Anni !!!11!!!
An 2 u!
Butt ware to be puttin teh kids-kittehs?
nawt the dishwasher, I hope! Purhaps they is awl in a cuddle puddle in the beeg sink in teh kichen?
Dem wil hafta does remodlin an haf countri~sank!
Da hole countri sank!!! Dey musta hadda LOTS ub kids-kittens!!
Deafnitley needs renoodlin affer sucha beeg sinkifyin
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Finking about yu speshully todai.
Doan turn onn tapp!!!!
Yu can notiss taht “his” iz beeger dan “hers” – wot abowt ekwalitee!
Leest shi cannut tayk teh sheat adn blankee !!
Ohai PB ai juss uplowdededed on mai profyle pics teh pikchur taht ai fink ov wehn ai seez yur naem. Pleez go taek a lukk iz berri kyootimus
Yu pickin on miiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!
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Tim TamSnikr *Wud ai do a fing lyk taht??
*grabs snikr adn walks awai wislin to seff*
Ai lub it!
Ai New It !!! Dare bee a consp, … yoo wimmins r gangen up agin !!
*luks up – beeg innusent eyes…*
wimmins?!? conspirating?!?
noh – we arnt cap… kopa… cant du that…
us? nebber? wot a fort!!!
*whispurrs*
Aifink PB wishus this wus his fort….
oar mebbeh this wun…
Ai wishh ide fort ob taht !
* Luks lyk sand cassell *
What knight lives in that castle over there?
Teh Knights Hugo Ni.
It’s only a model!
an they obvioosleh got the shrubbery they asked foar…
Are you saying Ni to that old woman?
like that city i Mali or Senegal they have to rebuild after every rainee seeson!!!
I going home – preparyng for a bizzi bizzi week week week-end!
Have a lovely tiem one an awl!!! an see u mundayne….
Chow Nennepus!!
Bai Nennepus – haz a grayte weekweekweek end!!
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Chow it will be – we’re bisiting friends hoo “bought” a chef at a charity auction – he’ll be cooking for us tomorrow nite!!!
Njoy ur weekend! c u only in a whilol! Iz going on hololiday befoar and after teh weekend of teh 12th. prepurashuns befoar, honeymoon aftur!
Bofa dem fortz was wunnerfal, but ai wanna haf da naught secund wun cawz ub de townfolkz luk SEW quoooooooot!
Ai’m nawt gangin up – Ai’d lub it enniwai. Ai aer diselksik, so Ai red ur naem az bein poisson boi (Fronch fur fish boi!) nawt sekund!
O noes, iz eet a chik, iz eet a phishee? Noe, itz………PoussinBoi!
Teh larst LOL wos kwite kwiet compered tu tihs wun.
Yu lot bin on da Nip?
Jratz! Nawt wont
up to larst kawmint ..
Froz dis moticon
Teh lass lol iz 2 erlee fur moast `Mericans fur dem it is 6am awn teh Eest coast an eben erlyer furver West.
Onlee somnia peeps an shiff~wurkerz! Udder peeps bee snuggle ina cubbers or race~race~racin round tew get outa doar fu wurk er skool. Ai mis dis goin~goin. BUT! My bruddr sez he’s cominhear wit sum stuf fur meh (inc. tomatoes) sew ai’z cited!
wich is a far cry from how PB sees himself
A boy fing mefinks…
Teh eturnal baddle:
Menz v Wimmins
Nenne, Minimm, Anni v PB
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* Gadderz digniti. Stanz torl, lyk teh paynta man. *
* Leans a lidlol fourword *
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* Diginti, oar wotz lift ob it, iz preversd *
oh, teh tall dignified man! teh gennelman 2!
*swoon*
O noe PB pleez do nawt fink of it as a baddle – weez reelee on yur syde – juss teezzin yu a lidlol!!
Ai nose taht!
Ize teezzin yu !!
Taht wi ai corl u Mum !
Butt ai think sekritlee hee laiks being cyoot!
Yu meen…… heez juss doin it furr teh attenshuns??
Yup!! Tehy LUVS teh attenshuns!
Ifinkso moast of teh bois do. they jest dunnot admit it!
Oh, Janet, Iz been singing mai song. ifn u wanna c
O HCR, taht wuz wunderbaa!
Yur wurdz r betta tahn Pechula’s !
Yu r a berri happi bunneh. No wunda u dans, dans adn hop alla tyme.
Fanksbai
fanku!
I shares my happy so peeps can has a happy 2. I has moar of a happy if it werks 
u b right, Iz berri happy bunneh.
YAY!
*hopskipdance – jazzpaws!!!*
That was a most wundermus song, I fink Petula wud lub it!!! – and nao I has a nicy earwurm!!!
*whispurrs – it is kwite scary the furst thyme to sing on dat staije… i fought dat too!!!*
Ohai hcr, dis a berri byootimus song yu haz rited (adn singed sooo moosikallee), adn as a relate….reletib…. awlmost noo ex-lurker ai muss agree wif yu on awl poynts!
Bra-veece-immo!!
fanku miniminsmum! Iz even nooer ex-lurker, ifinkso! *offers fluffy paw of friendship*
*Tayks hcr’s floofeh bunneh paws in hur own paws adn skweezees gentlee*
Iz gud to come owt ov teh lurkin shadoes adn joyne in teh funz aifinkso. Dis beez a gud playce, full of gud peepz!
I has nebburebbur seen n-e-fing liek this b-foar! ebbry other place peeps get not-so-nice soooo eezily oar attack teh noobs and things get nasty and whutebbur. And here it’s jest teh paradise of being friendly, yesh, ifinkso!!!!
ai wuz jus lukin tu see ifn anywun linkied to it
iz grate grate sawng 
Hooray! Spinz in circals, den racez frum room tew room! Win! Bestest uf de restest!
fanku op_sMama!
pwease not to b hurting urself while racing! 
Bravissima!
{{{{hcr}}}} THANKS fur adding teh sawng to teh Cheezstock! It iz WUNDERFUL!!!
An thankxz fur showing uz where it iz! Ai. . .well. . . Ai’m nawt KWITE speechless! But it reelee just SOOO GUD!!
An kapchoors teh spirit ov us heer purrfektlee!
{{{Janet}}} Fankufankufanku!
kapshuring teh spirit of cheezland -Iz so glad I managed that! It’s so speshul here!
*hcr does a kwik littlol happidansdansdans*
*hophophop*
*stepskipstep*
*twiiirrrl*
Ohai HCR! Ai donut beleev wii has meeted. *pats the littlol bun-bun wif silkee blak paw ob frenship* Ai lubs ur song, too!
Ohai 4point5kittehs! *leanes into teh patting from teh silkee blak paw* I’d purr if I new how! Butt teh rabbits dunnot noe… Iz happy u likes my song! Fanku!
witch piktur beez poussinBoi????
well – deepens hoo u ask!?!
PB sternly an solemnly says he is the picture I posted – an MMM and me are kwite happee with finking his wun ob da blow dried chikkies she loaded to her profyle…
Ohai EM! Iz orl xplaind on mi profiel butt(!) teh fronsch ladee adn teh norbejan ladee purrfurr to ignoar teh senssibul xplayn nation, sew we be habbing teh constint funnee teezing!
I jest wuz nawt sur witch piktur onna da profile shee meened.
Nawt habbin np Fronsch lessuns — I awlwais reed yer name as PoisonBoi — goofy Ameerikans!!
How kins da same werd meen bof a chicken anna blak cat???
Well in teh fronsch langwidj poussin iz meening liddlol chick so PoussinBoi alwaiz mayks me fink ov a liddlol boi chick.
*wispas* Himz nawt too keen on dis cumpar….compri….lykeness so ai prawmist to onlee menshun it wonce per lon
Wen u sed wonce, yoo mendt less tahn elebenty …
fur sum reezon ai tink of fishies wens ai see Poussin
Ohai Kerri. Yoo be finkin ob
poisson, (prunowntsd pwuh-son wiv silenty n)
nawt poussin (prunowntsd puss-arn)
*polly gees tu fronsch peeps *
* No! NAWT poyzin, iver. *
yup dat wud beh wai
mai bad fronsch, lets me spek it tu yus
Reel meenin iz xsplaynd in teh wurds bout mi on mie profiel.
Iz bout ded kitteh hu was nammified afta famus fronch paynter.
Butt(!) Poussin iz awlso fronshy naym foar liddle chikin!
Sew, NP & MMM teez mi, ect,ect!
Well, yoo ar so teezabul!!
Awl dis goin awn an I neber nood it!!! I jest faughted you was a Poison Boi — witcvh wood ub curse bee a orinjee kitteh!!
Such confooshun!!
*cubberz mouf* teehee *littol blo dried chickee* heeheehee …
* PB adz EM to lissed ob teezin wimmins .. *
… adn JCH4K !!
Maybe teh littlol chikee needs a ticklol?
*ticklolticklolticklolticklolticklol*
… adn 4.5
PB’s hit list is gettin lawnga adn lawnga
Iz OK! Ai luze teh lits bai nex lol.
* Umless ai kepe it foar Xmas *
Shirley yew kin withstand uh liddlol ribbing?
*pokes PB in teh ribs adn runz away*
Shirley yu kanned bee sirius !
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* ai am. adn doan corl me …
O yesh yesh, pleez to be keepziin it til Xmas tehn yu can yoose it furr xmas card list adn we can awl get teh glittry, snoey, chrismassy cards from PB.
Airplane! FTW !!
Sno att Xmas? Wot iz dat? Wi hav hott Ingerlish meel adn hott wevva! * Sno! Shivvas, no! *
teezabul iz as teezabul duz
It Happinz !!
Wood you ratherz dat wee ignoarified yous???
*crossiz armies ober chest and lifts hed a leetol beet … turns hed sleyetely an sniffs a short sniff …. *
Boi? i seez no Boi …
Course nawt, EM. Iz all gud fun teezingz. Tahts y ai uze teh smileez so mutch.
Oh.. derz da Boi!! Such a kyoot leetol boi two …
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* Poussin teh kitteh wud purrrrrrrr *
Sum hoomins lik der cloves snuggi, udderz lik em mo blousie. Maibee de sinksleepz iz lik dat?
Why do cats love sinks so much? Its so cute!
Ai cannort sink wi !!
`coz dey fit soe neetlee!
Wut awr yew basin dat awn?
Teh trough iz in frunt ob yew!
U want teh trough? U CAN’T HANDLE TEH TROUGH!
Taht iz a distorchun ov teh trough!
Ai’z bowld over bai yur commints!
R yu a dish?
* sorree mum!
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When we has our morning staff meeting in Conference Room B, my kittehs compete to see who can get teh good seat in teh sink, which is right next to where I, um, sit. This morning Liam won, and Zoe gived him a look, shrugged, and jumped in teh bafftub to play. Oncet or twice they’ll both try to get in there together, and mayhem ensues.
Sometimes when I get up in teh nighttime to use the conference room, I find Liam in teh sink, having a nap.
Yea furr potti parteez!! Wee habz dem heer too!! Sumtymes Jazzy Puppeh drops heem ball inna my pants !! Hee kin nawt seez eeny reezun ta waist eeny potential playin tyme!!
here b moar cats in sinks
Shynee smoov mettull
Kitteh boalz amz eesenshull
4 cool Kitteh Napz
Napz Kittehz awll currldz
up andz slydeeng frumz Sawlidd
Moad 2 Likkwidd Moad
Napz Kittehz habz dayr
ieez claozd so Hewminz no canz
seez dem dreemeeng!
Jack.
an shynee smooth sink
is rite wheer gushifud is –
maeks way short tu NOMS!!!
Adn dis is ware to find teh dirtee dishes taht can be likked cleen again by kitteh-tungs!
Oh Jack, ai nebber fot ob dat befoar! Ob corse dat’s wai deyr ieez beez clozed!
My kitteh loved to sleep in the sink until some meanie (not I) turned on the water! :-O
Well apparently dat didn deetur teh benevolence ob Katz, who tryz tew halp teh Meaney.
He likes water, but that was too much!
excuz mi, whear am ai on dis map? aim lost in basemen….
Tayk teh stares tu cheez lanned …
Janet!! You embedded a bideo!! Woot woot!!!11!
Janet haz awsum tekkee skillls!!!
LOL!!! Ai just paysted it in!
Mai tekkee skills – let mee show yoo tehm.
*luks around*
Tekkee skills? Heeerrr Tekkee tekkkee tekkee skilss!!!
*nope*
Ai think they ar out standing in teh feeld – oar playing!
Oar “hiss n purrs”?
oh DK! THAT’s reelee gud!!!
Ai think we can uze that!!
I kno kitteh in owr howse likes to drink the water from toona can when it drained out into te sink. She always drink owt of everyting xcept water bowl
Oh mai gosh yoo drayn teh toona can in teh sinK?????
Ai awlwayz drayne main in a bowl, an teh kittehs reelee luv it!!
well – gudbeye everbudee have a happy, happy Caturday -
Buy smudgie, hav a toonaful weekweekweekend!
but, but, but ….. I just got here!!!!
Waaaaaaaa!!!!
*dryz tearz*
Bai smudgie!! Haz a gud week end!!
*waivez floofy pawz*
O hai, ur cweenisty. U needs to updatify ur bloo name wif ur new, slimmer, trimmer link!
Yu wash yur fase in mai sink?