O HAI! We’re celebrating the launch of How To Take Over Teh Wurld: A LOLcat Guide 2 Winning today!
U can buys it at: » Amazon.com | » Borders | » B&N
Hao 2 Win:
- Check what time you need to enter!
- Send a receipt OR a photo with you and the cover to ichcbook@gmail.com
- You MUST live in the United States (sry, it’s a legal thing)
- Check back often!
We’ll be posting when you can win one of 24 Zx1 Pocket Video Cameras from Kodak! right here in this post throughout the week until Thursday.
OFFISHUL I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER LIVEBLOG (all times are PDT):
2:42pm: Big fanx for participating, everyone!!! We hope you luv the new book! And nao we have a speshul surprise for you:
Jennifer, our cheezfrend from Kodak, will be answering questions and posting tips about hao 2 take awsum photos of your kitteh, goggie or other furkid over at her profile: KodakCB! (Dat stands for Chief Blogger)
2:34pm: WOOHOO 4 ANDY! He iz teh last winner!

1:48pm: Just 1 moar video camera, chzpeeps! It’ll be given to teh 6th emailer at 2:30pm!!! Good luck!
1:15pm: Good werk, Amy L! I bet u make ur kitteh proud!

12:36pm: Awlright, chzpeeps! The next giveaway is at 1:10pm! And check back heer at the end of the day, because we has a speshul surprise from Kodak!!
12:27pm: Wow, Robin F! Ur speedy entry has won you a Kodak video camera!! Congrats!! Just 2 moar cameras to go!
12:06pm: Next cawntest is at 12:25, ebberywun! Will u be teh winner? Get ur fingers ready!!
11:47am: Sarah G, u win!!! If u r nawt Sarah G, plz don’t be sad — there are 3 moar video cameras to give away today! Just be the 6th emailer at the right time to win. The next giveaway iz at 12:25pm, but you can see awl the times below!

11:11am: It’s 11:11am! Make a wish!! (Duz anyone else know that superstition??) Just half an hour to teh next video camera giveaway!
10:32am: The next giveaway is at 11:45! But all of teh giveaway times r posted below, as well!
10:18am: Teh winner is Sandra H! “Guess who will be next to be voted out of the Book-of-the-Month Club?” she writes. Izzit just me, or is this the funniest photo yet?

10:13am: Just 2 moar minutes!! Get ready! 9:43am: And we has a winner! Congrats to Cindi P, and stay tuned for teh next giveaway at 10:15!! Remebber, all of today’s giveaway times r listed below!

8:51am: Good mornin’ chzpeeps! It’s the final day of our liveblog!! Just be the 6th person to email us at the following times and you WIN! Good luck!!
- 9:30am
- 10:15am
- 11:45am
- 12:25am
- 1:10pm
- 2:30pm
8:07am: Check back in an hr to find awt all the times today when u can has a free video camera! Yipeee!
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2:09pm: Eric K is today’s last winner! Good werk, Eric! Check back heer tomorrow around 9am to lurn the final 6 Kodak video camera giveaway times!!!
2:05pm: LAST GIVEAWAY FOR TODAY! Right nao!!!
1:41pm: Good work, Aaron K! Just 1 moar giveaway today & then we will return for teh last 6 cameras tmrw!!!

1:18pm: Just 20 minutes till teh next giveaway!! Good luck everyone!! We love seeing your photos!
1:01pm: Ada C, u r the winnar! Ding ding ding! How awsum is dat? Only 2 moar giveaways today: 1:37pm and 2:05pm. Will u be wun of teh lucky winners of a noo video camera???
12:34pm: Way to go, Sandy J! Sandy was teh 8th emailer at 12:27 and wins a video camera — yippee!!! Our next giveaway is at 12:59, but u can awlso see all of today’s times below!!
11:49am: Big round of cheezburgers 2 Trish C, teh 11:45 winnar! She sent us a rad photo of a real cheezburger pharaoh — wud u like to see it?? We’ll be back wif moar giveaways after noon!!
11:21am: Next giveaway comin’ right up wif a side of french fries! Send us ur emails at 11:45am!!!
10:51am: O hai! Remember dat all of today’s giveaway times has already been announced! Just be the 8th emailer at these times to win a video camera:
- 9:25am
- 10:02am
- 10:38am
- 11:45am
- 12:27pm
- 12:59pm
- 1:37pm
- 2:05pm
10:41am: Fanx for playing, Tiffany V! U r teh noo owner of a Kodak video camera! Hooray!!

10:10am: Teh next giveaway is at 10:38am — & u can find all of today’s giveaway times below!
10:08am: Kristin S, u r our 2nd winnar today! Congratumalations!! We hoep ur kitteh loves teh video camera!
9:57am: Remember dat teh next giveaway is at 10:02am! All of teh giveaway times today are listed below!!
9:28am: And we hav today’s Nawt Sekund winnar: Cristina Y! Congrats, Cristina!! Ebberybodee else, get ready for the next giveaway at 10:02!

8:51am: Good morning, chzpeeps! I am about to announce all of the times that u need to know for today. Just be the 8th emailer (8 for how menni video cameras we are giving away today!!) at each of these times, and u can has win! The times r:
- 9:25am
- 10:02am
- 10:38am
- 11:45am
- 12:27pm
- 12:59pm
- 1:37pm
- 2:05pm
Good luck!!!
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1:57pm: Welllll, gmail is still kaput. We will resume teh liveblog tomorrow, and give away a total of 8 video cameras. Dat’s 2 extra ones! Check back heer around 9am to lurn all 8 giveaway times. (we r trying something new!)
1:25pm: Boooooo!! Gmail is still borked. What gives, innernetz?
1:06pm: Our gmail iz dead — anybodee else? Will announce when 2 next email us as soon as it unborks.
12:51pm: Are u reddi for the next giveaway??? Well, iz nawt tiem yet! Just a lil longer.
12:31pm: Wow, Amanda B! Thx 2 ur speedy fingers, u can has video camera! Congrats!
12:13pm: O hai! We have 3 more video cameras to give away today! So excited! Next wun will go to sum lucky hoomin at 12:30pm. Just be teh 7th purrson to email us!
11:47am: Iz almost lunch — nom nom nom! We will announce teh next giveaway tiem after noon.
11:27am: And da winner is Jaime M! Fanx for playing, everyone!
11:21am: O hai! GIVEAWAY SNEAK ATTACK! Send us ur photos nao! De next email I get iz teh winnar!
11:07am: It’s awlmost tiem 2 announce teh next giveaway! We’d love to see real fotos ov teh book from those who has it alreddi!
11:00am: Congratumalations to Debbie P!!! Dis is teh fab photo she sent us:

10:21: Ok, cats & hoomins! Next video camera giveaway is at 10:55am. Will u be teh 6th purrson to email us?
10:14am: Hao menni of u hav your copies of teh book already??
9:44am: Drumroll pleez! … Da winnar this hour is Shaun C. Plz 2 nawt has a sad, though — there will be anuther giveaway within teh haur!
9:18am: Awlrite! Teh next proud owner uv a Kodak video camera will be teh 3rd person to email us at 9:40am PDT. May Ceiling Cat guide ur fingers!
9:00am: Welcome back, ebberybodee! Teh second I Can Has Cheezburger? book is in stores today! Woohooo!!! R u ready 4 today’s giveaways? Da next giveaway tiem will be 9:40 — I’ll announce which emailer u have 2 be to win latr! —
2:35pm: Last winnar 4 today is Gabriela M, who sent in dis awsum foto. Can u top it tomorrow? Join us at 9:00am PDT to find awt wen da next giveaway will be — & stop by teh bookstore on the way 2 pick up ur copy of How To Take Over Teh Wurld, in stores tomorrow!

2:21pm: ***LAST GIVEAWAY FOR TODAY*** Send us ur photos & receipts at 2:33pm PDT. Lucky emailer #3 gets teh last Kodak video camera — ebberybody else will hav moar chances to win tomorrow!
2:05pm: Just wun moar video camera 2 give away today… will it be urs?
1:44pm: Time iz up! Da video camera goes to Lee! Today’s last giveaway time will be anno– anown– sed soon!

1:22pm: Iz dat tiem agin! Send us ur purdiest photo (or purdiest receipt!) at 1:37pm PDT — 5th email gets teh 5th video camera!
1:13pm: Update from miss Adrianne, our second winnar, who posted this in the comments: Hai! Professor Happycat emaild me an sed i won! I wuz so excitd i screamd out loud in mah cubical here at werk. Lookin fwd 2 goin 2 teh bookstor an huggin teh furst copy i c. GUD LUCK 2 EVRYONE!!! Hooray for Adrianne! And keep lookin’ 4 ur chance to win — we r giving away 2 moar video cameras today, nd den will taek a break till tmrw!
1:01pm: And we can haz winnar! One Kodak video camera comin’ right up to Jason O, owner of teh quickest fingers on the internets.
12:59pm: SO SOON! Nawt Second email wif a photo or receipt to arrive at 1pm wins!
12:20pm: Next winnar will be the 1st email we receive eggsackly at 1pm PDT! Plz 2 send in ur receipts or photos as soon as the clock strikes one, or else Basement Cat might turn u into a tasty pumpkin!
12:19pm: The next time 2 send in your photos will be announced vry soon! Stay tuned!! Fanks to everyone who iz participating!
11:53am: Phew! U can relax nao. The thurd winner of our Hao To Take Over A Digital Video Camera Contest is Benjamin K! Congratz 2 Benjamin, and keep freshin’ n refreshin’ 4 anudder chance to win!
11:39am: Get ur fingers reddi to type! The next purrson to win a Kodak video camera will be the 8th to email us after 11:50am — dat’s in only eleven minutes!
11:20am: O hai! Hao is everyone’s Monday? The next winnar will be teh 8th email to arrive after 11:50. 8 fur hao menni cups of kawfee I has drank today! Good luck & make sure to post in teh comments if u hav a kwestion!
11:06am: Professor Happycat will announce da next tiem to email within the next fifteen minutes! Till den, get ur photos and receipts reddi!
11:02am: CONGRATUMALATIONS to Adrianne A, our winnar fur dis hour, who sent in this most fantabulous entry:

10:22am: Just 23 more minutes, ebberybodee! Den, the 11th email that arrives in our inbox with a photo of u & the ICHC book or of your receipt will WIN A FREE KODAK VIDEO CAMERA! Yipeeeee!
10:07am: Hai everyone! Dis iz Professor Happycat’s #1 intern. The next giveaway will be to the eleventiest person to email me at ichcbook@gmail.com after 10:45am PDT. By which we mean the 11th. Baifernao!!!
9:52am: We have our Nawt Second winner! Congrats to Jeane G!!! Stay tuned for the next time to send in your receipts and photos!
9:41am: Don’t forget to attach your receipt or a photo of you with the book!
8:58am: Hai everyone! Welcome to ICHC’s Nawt-Sekund-Evar liveblog!! The first Kodak video camera giveaway will be after 9:25am to the fifth person who emails me at ichcbook@gmail.com! Good luck! (& if you don’t win, have no worries! There’ll be another giveaway in an hour!)
No purchase required. Estimated retail value of prize: $100. Odds of winning depend on the number of participants and valid entries received. Contest is subject to the Official Rules.
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conga rats tu awl hu r traiing tu wyn….
lightchild79 – hai an hao hav yoo bin? Ai’ve bin traveling so much an bin gone a lot, ai’m nawt shur hoo haz bin hher an hoo nawt.
Butt ai havn’t seen yoo in a long taim, nebbertehless!
This contest luks interesting, duzn’t it?? Just nawt shur yet hao it werks.
janet, dahling! u luks fabuliss! an ai finally gotz mai nawt sekkund commint! ai has a huuge exitid!!!!
Wai -so yoo DID!!! An in teh off taim!
Conga Ratz dansing aut fur yoo! Tehy ar drisst in Ingerlish skool clotehz – wif teh tyz an whyte shurts. Teh GrrrrlRatz ar waring teh skurtz, vo corse, an teh BoiRatz pants.
An tehy awl hav buks. Tehy com aut slolee in a lion, awl reeding tehyr buks. An tehn tehy form a sirkul – put teh buks in teh middlol, an begin a sort ov skware dans, wif teh weeving in an aut, but, ov corse, wif 6 cupples.
An then the bois form a sirkle around teh buks – an leen in wif their pawz raized – an teh paws awl support tehm in the middlol. An teh grrls weeve in an aut around teh bois.
Tehn tehy pik up teh buks – an slolee exit whilst reeding.
aw, janet. such teh lublee pictur u paynt.
iz confoozed, it sez “no purchase required” but you gots to buy da book rite?
Ya, kaind off hard tew haf a pikshur of yu an teh cover ‘less yu take it at a stoar…
Here is some in-fo-mashuns from the Rules:
“YOU ARE NOT REQUIRED TO PURCHASE THE BOOK IN ORDER TO ENTER THE CONTEST (E.G., YOU CAN SUBMIT A PHOTO WITH YOU POSING WITH THE COVER OF THE BOOK (THAT YOU DID NOT PURCHASE) AT A LIBRARY OR BOOKSTORE OR TAKE A PHOTO OF YOU AND THE COVER OF THE BOOK FROM AN ONLINE RETAILER LIKE Amazon.com, Borders, or B&N).”
Sorry about the all-cappies.
Butt(!) Ai bet oenlee Merkin peeps an mebbe Canadia peeps, can win, nawt us TTIers…..
Yeah, the contest is restricted to U.S. residents only. It’s nothing personal — just a legal thing. Sorry!
That be very sad. I wanted to play.
hmm… mebbee u send wun uv uss merricunurs a pikshur uv u an wii taek a pikshur uv ur pikshur wif teh cubber?
BEEG
Im still confused…
Why cant these contests be a little more simple…
Let us know if you have any specific questions… sorry it’s complicated. :/
Can you please include the time zone information, so we know *which* 9:25 AM?
Sure thing. It’s PST!
Is it, or is it not requred to buy the book?
Do you only have to post here, like Im doing right now, to enter?
You don’t have to buy the book (though we’d like you too ;P) — you can just take a photo of yourself with the Amazon page open. Then email it to ichcbook@gmail.com at the right time.
So posting in the comments does not enter you into the contest.
Oh.. Great! That sounds fair… Now I only have to find out when the right time is, since I’m in denmark, a different time zone…
Actually, you have to be a U.S. resident to enter. Sorry, it’s nothing personal — an entirely legal matter!
Crud
Very crud. :’(
Yeah, I have a question, what are the dates, the blog doesn’t specify when it started, specifically, and there is no end date, a bit frustrating and confusing for me…..
wuz moderated agains? hmm Ai nawt need kamera ai awlredy has wun
Gud luk tu eberywun elz toe
Dat shud be teh “nawt sekund winnur,” nawt teh furst.
O NOES. We’ll correct momentusly.
Hai! Professor Happycat emaild me an sed i won! I wuz so excitd i screamd out loud in mah cubical here at werk. Lookin fwd 2 goin 2 teh bookstor an huggin teh furst copy i c. GUD LUCK 2 EVRYONE!!!
Waaaaait a minit. I fot teh book was nawt availablol until Sept. 1 (er nawt sekkond)??? I has been waiting impatiently to get my copy. My bukstor nawt gonna have a midnite opening to sell it, ai dun finkso.
You’re right — it’s available tomorrow! Everyone is pre-ordering it. I haven’t heard about any midnight openings unfortunately. Maybe if JK Rowling submits some lolz we’ll get one someday.
Ai onistlee dont caer abowt teh cawntest. But ai did get teh buk and it is teh funneh!!1!
OK i is soooo redy 4 dis morning!
Good job Shaun C!
My copy is “out for delivery”! Hope it’s having fun riding the big brown UPS truck!
Do we need to attach any other info with our picture to enter? I may be blind, I’ve looked through the rules but couldn’t find anything.
Nope — all you need is your picture or receipt. If you win, we’ll ask you for more info (shipping address, name, etc.).
So whut ur sayin is that I’ve been scotch-taping hunnert dollar bills to my e-mails in vain?
Thanks, ichckevinnguyen.
Gmail Is down! I repeat, Gmail is down!!
Oh, BTW, THANKS FOR THE AWESOME CAMERA!!! ICHC ROX!!
I bought mine at Barnes and BNoble, nice worker had to go in the back and open the box to get it for me
to fix gmail go into your browser’s settings and set the time zone one hour ahead of its normal setting. (e.g. If your timezone is -6:00, change it to -5:00.) Also make sure that “Daylight Savings Time” is checked
i await with baited breath….
congrats cristina!
congrats kristina and tiffany
congrats all!!!!
where did the pics go??
The pics are still up! Can you not see them?
i cant see trish’s, sandy’s, ada’s and eric’s pics though.
Not everyone sends a pic — some send receipts.
oh yeah huh! dur! lol i forgets heheheheh
i dont think ill ever win ;-(
wait. can it be photoshopped? or does it have to be a real picture?
i did mine photoshopped, got creative, hopefully ill win so yall can see it.
somebodys jealous they didnt win……..
we attack what we fear becoming…
This is what happens when nobody likes you, you become bitter, very very bitter
ok, cake for everyone!!
looks like your cake made him vanish
that’s some pretty strong cake krelm
iz bein moderatted tri dis.
h ttp://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/06/07/funny-pictures-next-victum/ close teh gap
HA! that’s too funny!
I got my book yesterday
I’d show a picture of it but the squirrels seem to be on strike at the moment
*sneeks in tu show offhur nu faborite buk *
Wow first winner looks creepy.
it is the funniest, but my pic is the coolest, now only if i can email at the right time!!!
Fingers crossed for you, Jadeder!
Thanks!!!! >>>hugs<<<
I has book! I can has!!!1!
*faints*
*un-faints*
Ohai. I want to thank teh Acatemy, and all my teachers who taught me
teh rules of grammar and spelling so I could brake them, and Ceiling
Cat and all teh winful and awesomeful Cheezpeeps, and…
*orchestra plays hurry-up music*
The Cheezes rock SO hard! kthx*re-faints*
lawl!
can i win cause i have the most posts and like coolest pic? lmao
well its the end of the day, looks like i wont be winning this time
what time at the end of the day should we check in? will it be around 2:30pm pst?
well i hope yall at ichc like my pic. it was the one with the book cover as a tshirt.
We can has “Close But No Guitar” gallery of teh pix that didnot quite make it in in time?
that would be cool. there will be lots of photos i bet!
oh and if anyone decides not to take the camera, i will gladly accept it hahahha
I don’t live in the USA so i can’t enter
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But i have bought the book(s) (the first one too
Good luck everyone else!
Yeah, I have a question, what are the dates, the blog doesn’t specify when it started, specifically, and there is no end date, a bit frustrating and confusing for me…..
Yes I’m wondering the same as Yurii this whole post confuses the heck out of me. Is the contest still on or not? Dates would be helpful.