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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 at 1:00 am.

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  1. catena says:
    September 2, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    noe, yu nawt sekkund!!!

    Reply
  2. annipuss says:
    September 2, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    Ai aer happi 2 wate….

    Reply
  3. jk2kitteh says:
    September 2, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    BC iz innsisstint. plzkthnx

    Reply
  4. Kerri-luv-wif-u says:
    September 2, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    iz teh chamber b doom!

    Reply
  5. willy boy says:
    September 2, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    BC iz gennelmun

    Reply
  6. Maugchief says:
    September 2, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    Ai noes dis trik.

    Reply
  7. grantski says:
    September 2, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    but i dont want to go! DX

    Reply
  8. rhsb says:
    September 2, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    FLOOF AGIN?!?!?

    Sppplllooorrrrttt….

    Reply
    • annipuss says:
      September 2, 2009 at 12:03 pm

      Mirrur, signul, manoober….
      Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC

      *sweep up Red’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
      *pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
      *fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
      *snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
      *Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
      Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.

      Reply
  9. joan e. mitchlol says:
    September 2, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    abandon all hope, ye who enter hair.

    Reply
  10. pj perry says:
    September 2, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Do NAWT want to go on a road trip!

    Reply
  11. Kerri-luv-wif-u says:
    September 2, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    ai kneows dis kitteh, hims lib in mai naberhud ;)

    Reply
  12. 3kittymomma says:
    September 2, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    This luks lyke my kittehs when da carrier comes owt. Dey git awn it, dey lay beside it, dey NAWT goin init tho.

    Reply
  13. prysma-kitteh says:
    September 2, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    Um… iz just me, oar iz door uv carreeur awn rong, so teh locking fingee will be awn teh INSIED?

    Reply
  14. puddy_tat says:
    September 2, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    kitteh prefers to think outside the box

    Reply
  15. Kerri-luv-wif-u says:
    September 2, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    okai ai haz qwestun ai wud liek tu askded teh peepz… Iz declawinz a howse ony kitteh relly relly bads?

    Reply
    • prysma-kitteh says:
      September 2, 2009 at 12:22 pm

      Yesh, unless iz a matter uv taht oar death.

      Declawing removes teh entyre end joint uv eech finger. Tihs be painful. Also, it problee cauzes fantom pain, juss lyk hyoomins whu looze bodee parts, an it oftin causes arfritis later in lyf, frum teh amputation an frum pawsiblee innerfering wif teh kitteh walking teh way tehy spost tu.

      It can coz teh syckolojikal problems tuu. Iz sum evidense taht declawed cats haz higher insidence uv peeing owtside teh boks, an uvver ishoos problee related tu sekuritee.

      Better options: lawts uv skratching posts, teeching kitteh what tu skratch an what nawt, keep claws clipped, oar get teh softee fings yu can put ober claws.

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      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
        September 2, 2009 at 12:29 pm

        Yes!!!! Itrz troo. Mai Cinders (she wuz a foster kitteh, an ai cudn’t part wif hur after a wile! Purrhaps ai am nawt maed fur teh fostering!!) – she haz AWL FOUR PAWZ declawed!!! An she DUZ hav litterbox isshoos!

        but she is so prittee an sweet – ai just keep awn cleening up! ;)

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      • 3kittymomma says:
        September 2, 2009 at 12:30 pm

        Water bottle works well to. The kats hate it, and insults them, but works. Much better solution then declawing.

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        • prysma-kitteh says:
          September 2, 2009 at 12:31 pm

          *nodnod* We gives tehm gud stuffs tu claw — reel tree peeses wif bark awn — an haz water guns fur skwirting when they skratches rong stuffs. Nawt hurt tehm, but tehy nawt lyk.

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          • booklion says:
            September 2, 2009 at 12:41 pm

            MY best beluvved soul kitteh wuz bery gud about keeping his claws sheathed, only skratching teh post. I I rubbed fresh catnip on it ebbery so often. Got him yoosed to hazzing feets handled when he wuz teeny tiny kiteh, so he was gud about me trimming his toenails, too. Special kitteh toenail cutter good!

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      • cSmall says:
        September 2, 2009 at 12:31 pm

        claw caps = WIN!
        Clyde The Offiss Cat had them, and he didnot hert nothin! Ai will get them foar mai Big Grrrl Mama Cass …. …. will need help getting them on her tho. she’s a biter. xP

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    • willy boy says:
      September 2, 2009 at 12:26 pm

      YESH BERRI, BERRI BAD!!!!!

      sawri ai yelled n gawt awl trollish kerri :-) butt iz BAD!

      Reply
    • willy boy says:
      September 2, 2009 at 12:31 pm

      h t t p://cats.about.com/cs/declawing/a/declawing.htm

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    • prysma-kitteh says:
      September 2, 2009 at 12:34 pm

      Iz sertenlee opshuns uvver tehn declawing. Tehy take a lil moar wurks an tenshuns, but iz much much MUCH better fur teh kitteh, an nawt leed tu uvver problems cozed bai trai tu take shortcut.

      Reply
    • nightshayde says:
      September 2, 2009 at 12:37 pm

      Itz bery bery nastee bad.

      Taek a gud luuk at ur fingers. Nao imajin sumwun tellin u him duzzint liek ur fingernails & decides (fur himz own conveenyence) to cut off teh end uv eech uv ur fingers at teh joint below teh nail.

      Dey duzzint jus taek away teh nail. Dey taeks a whole sekshun uv eech finger. :shock: :cry:

      This is being done to little creatures who have no understanding of why a body part is being amputated, or of how to make themselves feel better, or of how to compensate for the amputation of the body parts.

      To decide that an animal’s long-term physical pain and psychological well-being is a fair price to pay in order to keep furniture from being scratched is beyond horrible, in my opinion. If physical belongings are more important than the cat’s health, why have a cat to begin with?

      Sowwy. Dis topik getz meh kinda riled up.

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      • prysma-kitteh says:
        September 2, 2009 at 12:43 pm

        Me tu. Iz a horribly cruel thing to do to them… and then to punish them later for issues that come up as a result of it, on top of that… *growl* Ai been saying fur a long time, if yur furniture moar importint tu yu tehn yur kitteh, tehn du nawt get a kitteh!

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        • booklion says:
          September 2, 2009 at 12:48 pm

          I agrees. Clothes and furnichur NEVVER moar inportant than hooman or animalol childrens, and if you haz no patience to lovingly train and care fro your children and/or animanals, yu shuld nawt haz them.

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        • prysma-kitteh says:
          September 2, 2009 at 12:53 pm

          Very rarely, there be some kind of reason for it. I knew someone online once who was disabled and couldn’t live alone, and she lived in her parents’ house. Her two cats persisted in clawing at screens despite everything she tried and every idea we could all come up with to deter them. It got to the point of either 1) her parents laying down the law that she goes or the cats go, or 2) getting them declawed. She had a hard time with the decision, to say the least. I don’t like it, but it’s the kind of circumstances where I can see it, kinda.

          It’s not impossible there could be other reasons, but it would have to be pretty darned last-ditch to excuse it. Because otherwise, it’s just barbaric, despite claims by some that it’s a simple surgery and has no long-term negative effects.

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          • Kerri-luv-wif-u says:
            September 2, 2009 at 1:35 pm

            aifinkso yu iz rite. Hur nawt habs tu much choiz an aifinks if yu kud aks dem if dey wuld allowz it so tehy kud stai wif dere hoomanz, dey mite bolenteer ina kase liek taht an ai jus maed mai eyez a liddle moer lubrikated.. nawt leeky doe :P

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            • eubie says:
              September 2, 2009 at 3:03 pm

              Spose tawked mii n2 gettin 2 kitties deeklawd, adn had no ad verse fx, but will nebber haz duuin it agin. Wuz bowt ten yeersago, kittehs gone 2 teh brij, but mai conshuns still herts mii.

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      • 3kittymomma says:
        September 2, 2009 at 12:48 pm

        Clappity, clappity NS.

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      • willy boy says:
        September 2, 2009 at 12:53 pm

        Dis frum da linkee ai gibed kerri:

        “The inhumanity of the procedure is clearly demonstrated by the nature of cats’ recovery from anesthesia following the surgery. Unlike routine recoveries, including recovery from neutering surgeries, which are fairly peaceful, declawing surgery results in cats bouncing off the walls of the recovery cage because of excruciating pain. –Declawing fits the dictionary definition of mutilation to a tee. Words such as deform, disfigure, disjoint, and dismember all apply to this surgery. Partial digital amputation is so horrible that it has been employed for torture of prisoners of war, and in veterinary medicine, the clinical procedure serves as model of severe pain for testing the efficacy of analgesic drugs. Even though analgesic drugs can be used postoperatively, they rarely are, and their effects are incomplete and transient anyway, so sooner or later the pain will emerge.”

        iz cruel & inhumane to the nth degree IMO.

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      • Kerri-luv-wif-u says:
        September 2, 2009 at 12:54 pm

        Dis iz wut ai wantings tu kneow :) so iz gud tu beh passhunit wif sumfing liek dis..

        Cuttin teh whole tipz ub teh figrz iz jus terbibble. Funneh teh vets nawt reely tells yu dis, at leezt tey nawt tellz meh.

        Ai kneow taht wif Baileygogz, peplz said iz gud tu remobe bak duklaw but aifink hims bodered bai dem sum daiz.

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        • 3kittymomma says:
          September 2, 2009 at 1:00 pm

          {{{{{{kerri}}}}} Wii luvs yu and iz nawt yelling at yu. Pleez know that. Ifinkso awl da info kan bii over whelming, but is subject most if nawt awl heer is passionate about. Wii awl happi tu inquired, kaus Inawtfinkso lotta peeps unnerstand how this declaw thing works. I didn’t for a long time, an the second I hear someone say something about declawing I immediatly tell them. Most people are shocked an somewhat horrified after it being explained to them.

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          • prysma-kitteh says:
            September 2, 2009 at 1:06 pm

            *blink* Oh, uv corse we nawt yelling at yu! Lyk 3km sez, iz sumfing menny haz a pashionate abowt (ai almost gottid intu fite wif classmaet abowt it… but ai gritted teef an walked away coz ai gnu her wud nawt lissin).

            Iz much better tu ask tehn tu just du fings assooming tehy iz otay becoz tehy iz commin.

            An ai wud much much MUCH ravver yu ask tehn get a Ben-Ben an get him declawed an tehn haz a horrifaied when yu find owt what gotted dun tu him an hao much him hurting. Oar, y’know, ennyfing lyk taht. :)

            {{{{{Kerri}}}}} Plz tu nawt fink ennywun yelling at yu fur asking!

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            • Kerri-luv-wif-u says:
              September 2, 2009 at 1:23 pm

              Othx tu yu tu PK, ai awlwayz aks kwestunz befor maekin big big decission liek dis. Ai dids wif Baileygogz tu butt(!) teh du klaw ting wuz rekomended an aifinkso iz nawt neer az bad. Ai wuz also preparid tu beh sayins up awl nites an wurkin hardz fur to howse brek hims an supriz himz did it awl in 2 daiz :P

              Ai kneowz yu guyz iz gunna gibs meh teh gud anserz an nawt beh holdins bak, an tahts why ai lieks it!

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          • Kerri-luv-wif-u says:
            September 2, 2009 at 1:21 pm

            iz AWL GUD GUD GUD 3km, butt(!) tanks fur makins sure :)

            Passionz, ai has dem!!!

            An yus kan awl YELLZ at meh…so lawng az yu does it wif luv ;)

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    • puddy_tat says:
      September 2, 2009 at 12:45 pm

      In some European countries, it is against the law to de-claw a kitteh. I don’t think it’s actually against the law here in TTI, but it’s certainly not generally considered the done thing…

      ht tp://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A25953230 and
      ht tp://www.thedailymews.com/articles/whyyoushouldntdeclawyourcat.htm has more.

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    • Meezer Mom says:
      September 2, 2009 at 1:20 pm

      One more answer. My Mario was declawed on all four paws when I got him from the rescue, and he’s a pretty aggressive biter (although he’s gotten much better since he first arrived). I’ve always wondered if that is connected to his being declawed. He’s a little tentative and awkward in moving, especially when he jumps, which seems just wrong in a Siamese. Of course I don’t let him go outside (off a leash) because he can’t protect himself.

      One thing though–he’s still a deadly mouser. He finds them in the house and it may take him longer, but he always gets his mouse.

      I feel bad for him every time I look at his toepads and see the scars. I can’t imagine choosing to do it to a cat.

      Reply
  16. rhsb says:
    September 2, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Guies, I has a noo storee:

    I moved into the new place this past Saturday and realized that the fridge wasn’t getting very cold, even though the dial was on the coldest setting. The freezer seemed fine, but the fridge wasn’t.

    First thing Monday morning, I call and leave a message for the leasing agent.

    On Tuesday evening, I come home to TWO fridges in my apartment – the original, not-working-so-great one still in its place, and a HARVEST GOLD monstrosity in the middle of the kitchen! The first words out of my mouth were “What the hail kind of yard sale did they get THIS THING from?” (I was on the phone with a friend at the time.)

    I opened the freezer door and saw MOLD, lots of mold. The smell also got to me and I began coughing like crazy. My friend asked, “Are you alright?” “I will be”, I managed to get out.

    This morning, I got a phone call from the leasing agent. She is furious that maintenance (or whoever) thought it was a good idea to give me the 1970′s fridge. Apparently, the woman who cleans the place for them called her and began with “You’re not going to believe this…”

    By the time I get home this afternoon, both fridges are gone. In it’s correct location is one that looks like it was made in the 21st Century, and IT WORKS!

    Now, I get to go grocery shopping. Great. :-)

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  17. rhsb says:
    September 2, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    I can has rant foar a minnit?

    Friends, I have NO respect for lazy people! I don’t like getting up every morning to go to work, but I do it because rent, electricity, food and other stuff isn’t free.

    The husband of a co-worker of mine is a lazy-blankety-blank. He sits at home all day, doing nothing while she goes to work. She is under alot of stress and just miscarried.

    The way I look at it – If you’re old enough to make babies, then you need to GROW THE HAIL UP, MAN UP and get a freakin job! It doesn’t have to be anything fancy or glamorous. It’s the mark of a TRUE MAN who does what it takes to provide for his family.

    This lazy POS needs a swift kick, strategically aimed.

    **gets off soapbox, and goes to look for something that can sharpen the spikes on her boots**

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    • West River rat says:
      September 2, 2009 at 1:24 pm

      Yer cow wurkur needz tu kick dis bum tu da curb. Aifinkso yess…If hur needz halp call meh.

      Reply
      • rhsb says:
        September 2, 2009 at 1:27 pm

        I will tayle hur.

        U finkso TET be willin to halp alsew?

        Oh, an teh bofe of u iz inbited to teh “Red can has innernets at hur playse” partee dis Fryday nite.

        Teh dress coad foar Cheezmenz is “Clothing Opshunal”. :-)

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      • Kerri-luv-wif-u says:
        September 2, 2009 at 1:29 pm

        ai haz fren liek taht.. nawt ony doez him nawt wurk, she gots teh bad bad BAD azma an him SMOKES. Hur iz awlayz sik sik sik an awlmost drownz in hur poor lungz.. iz jus sick tu tink abowt.

        Him wantded tu beh mai fren awn facbuk an ai putted him awn ignorkthxbai!

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    • 3kittymomma says:
      September 2, 2009 at 1:32 pm

      I sekkund dat emotion. Iffin yu kan’t bring sumpfing tu da party, yu may nawt attend. An why in da wurld wuld I wurk my A off tu support both uf us an stuggle, when you nawt even tryin. Believe it or nawt lazy a-holes sitten awn da couch du cost yu munnies.

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      • supertuscan says:
        September 2, 2009 at 5:40 pm

        I should think that very few people prefer sitting around to
        productive employment.
        Amember, vocation is the largest component of self image.
        Time for counseling aifinkso. And do naw forget: only time will tell,
        about the serpent in the wishing well.

        Reply
  18. West River rat says:
    September 2, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Ai can has dis lawng hared BC?

    * YOINK *

    It nawt has tu go in the nastee carry kase

    Reply
  19. lux says:
    September 2, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    OMG! dis kitteh iz JUST like my kitteh Bear!

    SNORGLE!!!

    Reply
  20. rhsb says:
    September 2, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    Frenz, I finkso iz tiem I pakk up an hed hoam foar teh nite.

    See y’all 2morro, I hoaps!

    **wavez gud-bye**

    Reply
  21. BuddyDitzmores Mom says:
    September 2, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    OMCC! Dis cud beh mah Buddy kitteh!

    Reply
  22. supertuscan says:
    September 2, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    erie zest able catcatcat!

    Reply
  23. RavynG says:
    September 2, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    soembodehs bin sneekin n mai howse n takin pics ov mai kitteh! Dis culd b mai Magick’s twinded bruthr! Wii eben haz da same cat-taxi! Same catitude 2!

    Reply
  24. Danielle says:
    September 3, 2009 at 3:22 am

    Looks like my cat did in her prime :) Pretty

    Reply
  25. kia-san says:
    September 3, 2009 at 4:58 am

    no offence to you cheezburgians…. lolspeak is hard to well….speak…so i refuse.

    Reply
  26. Comedy-blog.net says:
    September 3, 2009 at 11:29 am

    Hmmm not really sure how I’m supposed to fit in there… but ok xD

    Reply
  27. Miss Dawn says:
    September 4, 2009 at 4:33 am

    Oh my gudniss, wut a byootiful kitteh!

    Reply
  28. Timstuff says:
    September 8, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    This one looks just like mah kitteh!

    Reply
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